The monk was very useful to the sycophants, and ordered with a smile: "Go, put them in the fish tank in my meditation room, and I will send the scriptures to the abbot first." ”

Yuan Sanye rolled his eyes and shouted hoarsely: "Worship your sister!" Let go of Lao Tzu. Although she was hoarse, in the eyes of everyone, she only opened her mouth in obedience, and they were thrown into the fish bowl without any resistance.

Yuan Sanye was angry all the way, and didn't notice the situation of the dog's leftovers, and when she arrived in the fish tank, she found that the dogs had not spoken for a long time, and he retracted his limbs into the shell, leaving only the tail outside.

"Dog leftovers, dog leftovers, what's wrong with you?" Yuan Sanye circled around the dog, this time the body was a little big, and he couldn't get into the shell to take a look, and he didn't respond after shouting for a long time, so he was so anxious that he turned around, and after a while, the surroundings were full of fish watching the excitement.

"What are you looking at, I've never seen interracial love!" Yuan Sanye was upset, and the fish around her were chirping non-stop, and she yelled at them angrily.

"Fellow Daoist." A fish that looked old greeted Yuan Sanye and said, "I think this Taoist friend seems to be enlightened!" Don't bother him. ”

"Daoyou?" Yuan Sanye's head didn't turn around: "Isn't this Nima a monk temple?" It's just a copy of the Tao Te Ching, why are you still called a Taoist friend? Crazy, crazy! Mom! I'm going home, it's all crazy here. ”

"Fellow Daoist! Fellow Daoists! ”

The old fish greeted twice, and saw that Yuan Sanye was still immersed in mania and couldn't extricate himself, he didn't know what spell he recited, waved his fins, and a small droplet broke out of the water, and hit Yuan Sanye in the face with a snap, and finally woke Yuan Sanye up.

"Do you know how to spell?" Yuan Sanye looked at the old fish with starry eyes, and his eager eyes almost melted it: "Master, teach me!" As he spoke, he was about to kneel, but he found that the action of kneeling was a bit difficult for a fish without knees in the water.

The old fish saw a move and subdued Yuan Sanye, twisted the fish whiskers with great satisfaction, nodded and said: "There is a reason why the poor Dao calls you a Taoist friend, I was originally a cloud in Danxia Mountain, a year ago, this bald monk went up the mountain to seek the Tao, I don't know how to say that he was happy, and the master gave me and this fish tank to this monk, saying that it could help him realize the Tao." ”

"Then the monk brought you back from Danxia Mountain all the way?"

"Hey, hey!" Lao Yu smiled embarrassedly and explained: "It's not a long way, we are now in Danxia Mountain, and my master Yun Zhongzi's cave is on top of this Xiangguo Temple." ”

Yes! This Taoist priest and monk live on the same mountain, which is really unheard of and unseen! None of that matters, though, as long as it teaches itself spells. Yuan Sanye thought about it so far, and then stared at Lao Yu with eager eyes: "Master, your old man said so much, are you explaining the story of the master to your apprentice?" ”

"Ahem!" The old fish was a little embarrassed again, it thought for a while before continuing: "It's not that Poor Dao refuses to teach, but Poor Dao only knows this trick, and Poor Dao doesn't understand how to do it." ”

"Me! You! Yuan Sanye looked at the old fish and almost spit out a mouthful of blood, sack! Damn the fish! Damn monk! Damn the Taoist! Forget it! I want to beat it up, but I'm afraid that I won't win! had to silently abuse it countless times in her heart to eliminate the hatred in her heart!

After glancing at the old fish twice, Yuan Sanye swam back to the dog remnant angrily, not wanting to talk anymore.

The old fish still didn't give up, and chased after Yuan Sanye and continued to think: "Oops! Fellow Daoist friends talk to me! Finally, I hope for a person who can talk, let's talk about life and ideals, okay? I'll tell you! By the way, what's your last name? ”

Yuan Sanye was so big that he didn't care about whether he could beat it or not, he broke out directly, shook his tail and slapped his head and face, and jerked at Lao Yu: "Life and ideals!" Life your sister! You're a fish! Gunnysack! If you can have a fart ideal, your ideal is to die and count one! ”

"Alas! Don't hit me! Lao Yu was a little stunned by Yuan Sanye's sudden attack, "If you beat me again, you will fight back!" ”

Yuan Sanye was fighting, and the threat to the old fish was another fat beating: "Return your sister's hand?" Your uncle, you are a fish, and you have no hands but fins! ”

The old fish saw that Yuan Sanye was completely crazy and couldn't stop at all, and waved his fins to prepare her to make a big one, and in an instant, a water balloon bigger than Yuan Sanye appeared, hitting her to the bottom of the water with great accuracy.

Lao Yu continued to prepare the water balloon in case Yuan Sanye suddenly attacked again, but found her lying motionless at the bottom of the water, wondering if he would kill her? But its water polo never killed anyone! And fish.

"Hey! Dead or not? ”

"Don't talk to me!" Yuan Sanye buried his head in the gravel at the bottom of the water, and returned in a muffled voice. She was unhappy, very unhappy, God sent her a follower as if he was specifically against her, it was completely useless; A scripture book was sent, and it was snatched away before it could be heated; Sent to the fish who can do spells, you can't learn it yet... I must have done too much evil in my last life! Yuan Sanye thought so.

"I really don't know how to teach you, Master just clicked on me, otherwise, I'll give you a click." The old fish thought about it, probably because he couldn't learn spells, so he explained it with a little flattery. The tank is not big, and the other fish are stupid, and talking to them is simply boring.

Hearing him say this, Yuan Sanye raised his head and glanced at him resentfully, and buried himself in the gravel to pretend to be an ostrich.

Lao Yu saw that Yuan Sanye did not refute, thinking that she agreed, so he used his fins to touch her hard. Yuan Sanye didn't bother to pay attention to him, and pretended to be a corpse motionless.

Lao Yu nodded and talked to her: "My name is Long Aotian, and the master said that I want to become a peerless master in the rivers and lakes, but there is still no calamity yet, so I gave it to the monk because I wanted the monk to help me through the calamity..."

Yuan Sanye listened while silently complaining in his heart: Nima, a fish still has a name, and it is still called Long Aotian! Do you think it's the male protagonist of a stallion novel? It's enough, Lao Tzu is the protagonist of this book, okay!

Squeak~

The door of the meditation room was pushed open, and two small novices ran in from the outside and sneaked to the fish tank.

A chubby little hand reached in, Yuan Sanye looked up, and secretly said that it was not good! In vain I have been wise all my life, am I going to be planted in the hands of a small one again today? Hey! Why do you say again?

"Run." Yuan Sanye shouted, and hurriedly got out to find a hiding place everywhere.

"Run for what?" Long Aotian looked at Yuan Sanye who was scurrying around inexplicably, and asked puzzledly.

"Don't you run and wait to be pinched to death by them?"

"They're here to play with me." Long Aotian happily swam to the hand of the little novice, rubbing the dog's legs, very pleasant.

"Stop playing, the ancestor will come back and see that he is going to hit your palm again." The other little novice pouted and watched, and did not touch it.

"It's okay, I've inquired about it, I heard from the senior brothers, a few people died in the pool over there, and one of them is a family member of a big official, and now he is looking for trouble with the abbot and the ancestor, and the ancestor is also over there, and he won't be able to come back for a while."