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I lay on the ground and looked at the dimly lit little county town below the mountain.

Hong Zhuo and Brother Donkey are no better than me, Hong Zhuo won't say anything, this guy is in average health, and Brother Donkey used to know how to masturbate all day long, and it was already a miracle to be able to run for so long, Brother Donkey lay on the ground and read vigorously: "No, no, no, I'm going to die, I'm going to die." ”

Brother Donkey said, lying on the ground gasping for breath.

"The air in Tibet is already thinner than in Chongqing, and people really can't stand such strenuous exercise all of a sudden." Hong Zhuo was lying on the ground, his face pale.

I wiped the sweat from my forehead, and suddenly the group of monks behind me had caught up, only fifty meters away from us.

"Hurry up, run" I grabbed Da Kui and threw it on my back, and continued to run up the mountain, I felt like my chest was about to crack, and it hurt to death, but now running is just painful to death, if I don't run, the guns in the hands of the group of monks are not a joke, and they will really hang up.

We ran this time, no, it was not a run, we walked step by step, slowly to the top of the mountain, and the group of monks behind us was obviously too tired to do it, more than 30 monks supported each other and slowly walked towards us.

"Insist on it, and those monks are running out of strength." I wiped the sweat from my forehead.

We ran for more than an hour, and finally reached the top of the mountain, and they all said that it was easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, who the hell said that?

Now it's too late to do other ideas, we rolled to the ground, and rolled down the mountain, that degree, it's really not covered, rolled for about thirty minutes, I was already scarred, fortunately the four of us were wearing thick cold-proof clothing, at this time this cold-proof clothing has a perfect protective function, except for the head, there is no skin trauma in other places.

Of course, I feel like the bones in my abdomen are cracked twice, in fact, my situation is not comparative, the most unlucky is Da Kui, this guy is to let the three of us kick down one by one, when he rolls, I can often hear the sound of bones breaking on his body, and I don't know how many bones are broken in his body.

Finally, the four of us rolled to the bottom of the mountain.

The four of us were lying in the grass at this time, Da Kui didn't say anything, this guy was still fainting, I even suspected that he woke up in the middle of the way when we kicked him down the mountain, and then let the pain of rolling down the mountain make him faint.

"Numb, paralyzed, Lao Tzu will never climb mountains in his life." The donkey brother on the side scolded.

"Lao Hong, where is the car you are talking about?" I asked Hong Zhuo next to me.

Brother Donkey asked, "In our current situation, who can drive?" ”

"The car, the car asked me to put it in the woods five hundred meters away, and we'll go over and take it now." Hong Zhuo gritted his teeth and was just about to get up after speaking.

Suddenly, there was the sound of footsteps outside the grass, and there were many flashlights shining everywhere outside.

Brother Donkey opened his mouth, as if he still wanted to speak, and I quickly reached out and covered his mouth.

"Woohoo." Brother Donkey didn't know what he wanted to say, and the footsteps slowly faded away.

I went, I don't know how the group of monks chased it, we rolled very fast, I didn't expect that as soon as we arrived, this group of guys caught up, what a fucking pervert, did they also roll down from above

The thought of a bunch of bald heads rolling down the hill struck me as a little funny.

After these people were gone, I let go of the donkey's mouth and asked, "What do you want to say?" ”

"On your legs," Brother Donkey pointed to my legs.

I looked down and saw that a snake was crawling on my crotch at this time, and it could bite me with one mouth.

I'm sweating all over, although Lao Tzu has zombie blood on his body, I'm not afraid of any snake venom, but who knows if this snake will bite off some meat on the root of my life, the teeth are sharp, maybe I can bite off directly.

I tried to slow down my breathing, looked at the snake, swallowed my saliva, and scolded Brother Donkey: "Such an important matter, you won't fucking say it sooner?" ”

"What should I do if you ask me not to say it?" Brother Donkey suddenly looked like he had a good idea and said: "In "Kung Fu", it is said that whistling these snakes will be obedient, otherwise I will try to whistle?" ”

"Don't, don't" I whispered to Hong Zhuo and asked, "Lao Hong, what should I do?"

"Otherwise, I'll whistle." Hong Zhuo leaned his head over, I was startled when I saw it, this guy's face was covered with blood, he looked extremely miserable, like a ghost, compared with his usual handsome and handsome appearance, there was a feeling that he was not a product of the same planet.

Suddenly, a hand reached up to the crotch of my pants, grabbed the snake and threw it away.

When I saw it, it turned out to be Da Kui, and at this time, Da Kui's face was also a little confused, and he looked at me and asked, "Brother Madman, why do I feel so much pain in my body." ”

"Illusion, it's definitely an illusion, I personally ran a mountain with you on my back, and you didn't move your feet, how could it hurt." I laughed, and my heart was completely relaxed, Da Kui's way of dealing with snakes was much more reliable than the whistle that Brother Donkey said.

Da Kui nodded, rubbed his head and said, "I feel so much pain in my head, it feels like a lot of things are in my head." ”

"Something? Could it be a tumor? Brother Donkey asked beside him.

"Roll the calf." Da Kui glanced at him and said, "It seems to be some broken memories, and in these memories I seem to be a monk." ”

Hong Zhuo nodded and said: "This is the memory of your previous life, you must have been to that pagoda in your previous life, so you will be evoked memory, but I don't know what kind of person you were in your previous life." ”

"Were you rich in your previous life? Is there any treasure buried? Brother Donkey asked.

"I said that he was a monk in his previous life, have you ever seen a monk bury treasure?" I looked at the donkey brother speechlessly.

Brother Donkey muttered: "Isn't the abbot of those temples richer than the other now, I heard that the son of the abbot of Shaolin Temple is driving a Ferrari abroad." ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, since Da Kui is also awake, think about how to get into that car first, and then how to go?" ”

"Who is your best driver?" Hong Zhuo said to the three of us: "My driving is so-so, and it is not very good." ”

I thought about it, my driving skills? I know how to drive, and I haven't even taken the driver's license test.

"My nickname is the Akina Float God, absolutely proper." Brother Donkey recommended that he feel good about himself.

"What about you?" Hong Zhuo asked.

Da Kui shook his head and said: "Believe in the donkey once, although I drive very fast, but now my head is very confused, and now there will be a broken memory in my head at any time, and it is not safe to drive." ”

"Then donkey." Hong Zhuo nodded.

I looked at the donkey brother with a cheap smile on his face next to me, and suddenly had a very bad premonition.