Chapter 6: Instead of me going to hell, why don't you go to hell for me......
Just when Xiong Ruiyi was about to sit on the sofa, he heard Xiong Xiaobai yell at him, "Don't sit!" ", inexplicably startled him.
"Sit here......" Xiong Xiaobai pushed the swivel chair in front of the computer to Xiong Ruiyi as he spoke, and solemnly warned, "You are definitely not allowed to sit on the sofa!" After that, I went to the kitchen to make him coffee.
"Can't you make a sofa? And absolutely...... Is it broken? Xiong Ruiyi muttered quietly, glanced at the sofa with great regret, turned around, and carefully turned the swivel chair, checking whether the chair would also have problems. It's hard to say that Xiong Xiaobai's things are not faulty, because she doesn't care about anything but writing, and even eats casually with fast food.
"Rest assured, that's the chair I sit on every day to write, it will never break, how can I put my life in danger." Xiong Xiaobai, who came out of the kitchen with coffee, saw through Xiong Ruiyi's thoughts and gave him a blank look.
"I don't believe it, look at the messy lines in your place, can you not keep pushing your computer desk around the room? Then the network cable and the socket wires were entangled. Xiong Ruiyi shook his head again, because he had persuaded him more than once, but with little effect.
Xiong Xiaobai handed the coffee cup to his stupid bear brother and looked at him suspiciously, wondering if it was because of his age, how he became as verbose as Mama Xiong.
"My mind gets stuck when I look at what works in a place, so I have to change the position of my computer desk a lot. I am not financially able to do it now, otherwise, I would definitely travel and write my own words in a different landscape every day. Xiong Xiaobai once again imagined his lofty and unattainable ideals, but involuntarily thought of the "abandoned dog" while speaking. Although she didn't know much about him, after a few days together, she could still hear a little bit of his lifestyle from his words. It seems that he has become accustomed to waking up from different women and different beds every day.
Really...... It's rotten!
Finally waiting for his mouth-watering coffee, Xiong Ruiyi took the coffee before handing over the envelope containing pocket money to his sister.
Seeing the envelope, Xiong Xiaobai was pleasantly surprised, he didn't expect that the pocket money this time was actually enveloped in an envelope, could it be that Brother Stupid Bear got a bonus this month? So how many did you add to her?
happily took the envelope and squeezed it with her hand, and then Xiong Xiaobai frowned, she glared at Xiong Ruiyi and asked, "Why is it less?" ”
"Because I'm in a bit of a hurry this month, I'll give you a little less and ...... next month Make up again. Xiong Ruiyi smelled the aroma of coffee, which was enough to make him salivate, if it weren't for this cup of coffee, I'm afraid he wouldn't have said that he would make up for Xiong Xiaobai's pocket money next month.
Xiong Xiaobai squinted his eyes, looked at Xiong Ruiyi, and saw that he was wearing a new pair of glasses, so he suddenly asked, "Are you buying glasses again?" ”
"Hmm." Xiong Ruiyi replied absentmindedly, his whole attention now focused on enjoying that cup of coffee.
"Stupid Bear! You actually used my money to buy your glasses? Xiong Xiaobai rushed to Xiong Ruiyi and reached out to grab his coffee.
You must know that she can be very short of money this month, and if she has an extra "abandoned dog" at home, the expenses will naturally be a little more than before. When I think of the "abandoned dog" taking a shower for an hour, Xiong Xiaobai always seems to be able to see the flying water meter and the soaring electricity in front of his eyes, which is distressing. And at this time, the stupid bear brother actually reduced her pocket money...... This...... This is simply to add insult to injury!
"Huh~? Your money? Xiong Ruiyi's eyes widened and looked at Xiong Xiaobai, not knowing how her brain worked, and actually came to such a conclusion?
"Of course, you give me five hundred yuan every month, but this month's ......" Xiong Xiaobai opened the envelope and saw that there were only three hundred-yuan bills inside, this stupid bear brother actually gave two hundred-yuan bills less? That's two hundred! She immediately asked the Master of Sin and said, "You just gave me three hundred, and you are embarrassed to put it in an envelope?" Do you think I can't feel the lack of money in the envelope? ”
Xiong Ruiyi nodded vigorously, and said in surprise: "Yes, I really didn't expect that you would know that the money in it was not five hundred as soon as you pinched it, I really admire you, a person who is obviously out of math and often miscalculates more than a dozen yuan...... You're really impressing. ”
When Xiong Ruiyi said this, Xiong Xiaobai's face suddenly turned red, and of course, only Xiong Ruiyi knew what was going on.
I remember one year during the Spring Festival, two people were ordered by Xiong's mother to go out to buy vegetables, a pound of celery is seven yuan, Xiong Xiaobai bargained with the vegetable seller and said: "It's cheaper, two catties will give you fifteen." ”
As soon as these words came out, except for Xiong Xiaobai, seven or eight people who bought vegetables and the vegetable vendors all looked at her with wide eyes. Even so, she didn't realize that she had miscalculated, and kept asking the vegetable vendor if she would sell it.
Because of this incident, Xiong Xiaobai was laughed at by Xiong Ruiyi for a full month, and even now, after three or four years, he will occasionally mention this matter to tease her.
Xiong Xiaobai didn't want to be reminded of Xiong Ruiyi's old story, so she changed the topic and said, "Okay, since you said that you will make it up to me next month, I will let you go for the time being, and I will use my two hundred yuan to fund half of your glasses." ”
“…… Well, you're really generous. Xiong Ruiyi shook his head and smiled, thought about it, and added: "But...... 200 pieces...... At most, it's one temple......"
"W-——?!" Xiong Xiaobai's eyes widened suddenly, and she said in disbelief: "Xiong Ruiyi, are you actually such a luxurious person?" ”
Xiong Ruiyi shook his head and said, "This is normal, right...... Besides, I don't smoke or drink, so I just buy a few glasses......"
"How many glasses? That's it? Xiong Xiaobai shook her head and sighed, she thought of the specially customized glasses cabinet in Xiong Ruiyi's room, there were at least two hundred glasses in it, how much did it cost? Thinking of this, Xiong Xiaobai suddenly felt that she couldn't let go of Brother Stupid Bear so easily, she thought about it and said, "No, if you invite you for lunch, it will be my interest of 200 yuan." ”
A smile flashed from Xiong Ruiyi's eyes hidden behind his glasses, but he shook his head like a rattle, put down the cup in his hand and walked to the door, saying as he walked: "No, I have already eaten at noon." Besides, let me treat you to lunch, why don't I give you the 200 yuan now, I don't want you to eat back 200, and I have to make up 200 next month. ”
"Whatever you want, if you dare to leave anyway, you won't want to drink my coffee again in your life!" Xiong Xiaobai finally understood why she could settle the "abandoned dog" so easily, it turned out that the experience she had gained from fighting with the stupid bear brother helped her.
As Xiong Xiaobai expected, Xiong Ruiyi's footsteps stopped.
Xiong Ruiyi stood there silent for a long time before he seemed to be forced to say, "Give you ten minutes to clean up, and if you exceed ten minutes, don't blame me for leaving." ”
"What are you kidding, you know I'll clean up for at least two hours." Xiong Xiaobai didn't realize that she had been calculated by Xiong Ruiyi at all, and she didn't see that this was just his desire to capture him.
"That'...... That's your problem, I still have to go to work. Xiong Ruiyi suddenly felt that he might be in the wrong industry, if he became an actor, he would definitely be able to win all the Oscars-related awards for actors, and if he reversed, he could still win the Best Actress.
"Who are you fooling? It's the weekend! At most, I don't know what year it is, do you think I don't even know what year it is? Xiong Xiaobai was still calculating in her heart how to eat her brother, but she didn't know that the person who was eaten was herself.
"Good...... All right...... You'll have to pour me another cup of coffee, though. Xiong Ruiyi turned around with a defeated expression.
Xiong Ruiyi drank coffee while looking apologetically at the back of Xiong Xiaobai who went back to the bedroom to clean up, and said secretly in his heart: I'm sorry, I didn't tell my mother your address, I have done my best to you. If I don't trick you out on a blind date, then my life will not be easy. Instead of me going to hell, you should go to hell for me. Looking back, if you find your ideal husband on this blind date, you won't blame me.