Everything is no different from before. Wushuang eats quickly. It's like you're in a hurry.

She was gobbling it up, and I was staring at her intently.

Probably sensing my gaze, Wushuang raised his head and asked me suspiciously, "What do you always look at me?" ”

I shook my head and smiled, "Nothing. ”

She looked behind her suspiciously, then touched her face, "Is there something on my face?" ”

I smiled and shook my head: "There's nothing, you can eat it quickly." ”

Wushuang said suspiciously: "Why do you have a nervous nerve all day long." Then she lowered her head, and it was another storm.

Suddenly, she felt like she remembered something. Slowly raise your head. He looked at me and said, "You're still smiling?" What are you laughing at? ”

This time, the tone was confused, but a little angry.

I saw that the momentum was not good, and quickly explained: "I didn't laugh at anything, did I laugh?" ”

Wushuang said viciously: "Are you laughing at me for not looking good?" ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "No, absolutely not." The more I said that, the more uncontrollable the expression on my face became, and I couldn't help but laugh. It looks like a mockery.

And Wushuang was indeed a little anxious to eat just now, and he even had two rice grains on his face. I wanted to reach out and help her brush it off, but my hands trembled when I laughed, and my head was very poor, and I didn't know that I thought I wanted to play with the pearl and poke the blind eyes of Wushuang.

She didn't say a word, her face flushed with my laughter, and she rubbed her hand rudely on her face, erasing the grains of rice. Then he looked at me with an angry face, and then turned into a mockery: "You college student Svenwen is right, right?" Chew slowly, right? Laughing doesn't leak teeth, right? Three-inch golden lotus, right? ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "You can use the last idiom wrong." The three-inch golden lotus is said to be a woman, wrapped in small feet, and this foot has to be ...... in the end."

Before I finished speaking, Wushuang put the chopsticks heavily on the bowl: "That's right, that means you." Sissy! Then she stomped and stamped out, and went upstairs to her room.

She said this very loudly, and after she finished speaking, everyone in the restaurant was peeking at me.

I blushed and ate the contents of my bowl. I'm hungry and just want to get out of this place as soon as I'm done.

Suddenly, I felt a strange scent hit my nose.

I frowned, and when I looked up, I saw a fat woman sitting across from me.

I looked at her warily and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The fat woman pointed behind me: "That pharmacy, I opened it, I have time to visit it." Ensure harmony in your family. ”

I looked back in confusion. I saw a small door face, and a big sign standing in front of it flashed: "Health care products." ”

I snorted, "I don't need it." ”

The proprietress stood up and patted me on the shoulder: "Young man, you're quite stubborn." ”

Then she went back with a fat ∵.

I finished my meal in a frustrated state. When I returned to the room, I passed by the door of Wushuang, hesitated for a while, and knocked twice.

There was a faint commotion inside, but there was no movement after that. I pushed back, not moving.

I sighed: "It seems that Wushuang still doesn't have the habit of locking the door." The knock I just knocked on reminded her to lock it. ”

I went back to my room and watched TV in a daze.

I understand Wushuang's temper, and I will forget it when I sleep. What I'm really worried about is the Ganoderma lucidum in my arms.

I took it out, put it in my hand, turned it over, and looked at it.

I saw the kettle on the table, as well as the cups. I don't know what I think, but the devil sent this bag of powder into the quilt. Then, I poured hot water and rinsed the powder like tea.

I was staring at it. Suddenly, Wushuang whispered in my ear, "Wow." You're going to poison me. ”

I was startled, and quickly looked up to see Wushuang standing beside me.

I looked at her in surprise: "Why are you here?" How did you get in here? ”

Wushuang pointed to the door and said, "You didn't close the door, I came in as soon as I pushed the door." ”

Then she pointed to the water glass, as if she was asking a sin, "What is this?" ”

I scratched my head: "It's tea." Tea. ”

Wushuang shouted, "Fart." It's medicine. ”

I was stunned: "What? What medicine? ”

Wushuang, looking like your treacherous plan had been exposed, looked at me and said, "This is poison." Are you still trying to lie to me? Don't forget, with my current skills, my hearing is pretty good. I can hear you and the hostess clearly. Didn't she run a pharmacy? Instigating you to buy medicine, right? I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, but you really bought it back. Are you going to soak it and trick me into drinking this glass of water? ”

I couldn't argue: "What's the matter, she sells health care products." ”

Wushuang glared and asked, "What kind of poison is health care products?" ”

I scratched my head: "Anyway, it's not poison. It's tea, that's right, it's tea. ”

Wushuang sat on the table and looked at me condescendingly: "This is tea?" Then you drink it for me, and I will watch you drink it. ”

My palms began to sweat: "Drink now?" ”

Wushuang nodded: "Drink it now, don't think about playing tricks." ”

I scratched my head: "I'm afraid of getting hot, I can't wait a while." ”

Wushuang touched the cup: "Still lying to me?" This is warm water. ”

I smiled wryly and picked up the cup, put it to my mouth, then looked at Wushuang and said, "Wushuang, that, if this is really poison, I will die." You don't feel distressed. ”

Wushuang's brows furrowed, and then he returned to normal, and said, "I feel sorry for you? You're going to poison me, why should I feel sorry for you. Besides, with your current strength, it seems that you are not afraid of poison. Give me a drink. ”

Then she raised her hand and poured a glass of water into my mouth.

I swallowed in pain, thinking to myself, "Wushuang, Wushuang, you really did it yourself." You made me drink it. If I see something bad for you, don't blame me. ”

After I drank the glass of water, I stared at Wushuang.

Wushuang turned on the lamp, like a conscientious dentist, and shone it on my face, and asked as he went, "How do you feel?" ”

When I saw her like this, I suddenly had a funny idea in my heart.

I suddenly frowned and looked pained. Then he clutched his stomach and dangled in his chair: "No more." ”

Then I collapsed and fell to the ground.

Wushuang hurriedly grabbed me and asked, "What's the matter?" Aren't you about to become an immortal? What poison can harm you? ”

I spread it on the ground and said weakly, "This poison is very poisonous, and it is specially used against immortals. ”

I was talking nonsense on the ground, sweating profusely in a hurry, and I was in no mood to care about the truth or falsehood. She cried and looked for the phone: "What about 120? What about the phone? Does the hospital work? While he was busy kicking my feet, crying and scolding: "If you didn't want to harm me, would you be like this?" You're doing it to yourself. ”

I suddenly snorted, laughed, jumped up from the ground, took her hand and said, "How could I harm you?" That cup was really tea. ”

The anxious look on Wushuang's face was instantly swept away. I heard her breathe a sigh of relief. However, before I could rejoice, Wushuang kicked between my legs: "Let you lie to me." ”

Even people who are not bad in Vajra can't stand this. I was caught off guard by a kick, and I suddenly hated to go out of my body. I clutched my wounds and lay on the ground.

She clapped her hands neatly and said, "This is a lesson for you." But after a few seconds, when she saw that I still didn't stand up, she panicked a little and asked anxiously, "What's the matter with you?" Are you lying to me again? ”

I closed my eyes and shook my head: "No, it's real this time...... I ......"

I didn't finish this sentence, and suddenly I felt a little weak. I took a deep breath and tried to get the rest out of my words. But my body is like a popped balloon. No matter how much I inhale, it will leak out quickly.

Then, I lay limply on the ground. I can't open my eyes anymore.

My last thought was, "Miserable." It is often said on the Internet that the dick explodes, and the dick explodes. I didn't expect it to be a prophecy, and it really exploded today. ”