Chapter 8 That "abandoned dog" is actually of little use at a critical moment...

After eating, Mama Xiong wiped her mouth clean, pointed at Xiong Xiaobai and asked, "Where is your mobile phone?" ”

Xiong Xiaobai was just about to say that she didn't bring it, but Xiong Ruiyi put her mobile phone in both hands, put it in front of Mama Xiong, and said, "Here." ”

Since the last time he escaped from Mama Bear's clutches, Xiong Xiaobai turned off his mobile phone without waiting to get home. I haven't turned on the phone for the past few days, and even she can't remember where she threw her phone when she got home, I really didn't expect Xiong Ruiyi to find her mobile phone in such a messy room, which is really commendable.

Mama Xiong turned on Xiong Xiaobai's mobile phone, and the text message prompt rang for a minute.

put the phone in front of Xiong Xiaobai, and Mama Xiong pointed at her and counted: "You said you, why is it so hard to let you go on a blind date?" It's already a big deal, what about you yourself or ten years ago? Do you know how old you are? Twenty-nine! Twenty-nine years old! Another year...... No, it's been less than a year, and you'll be thirty in eight months. Thirty years old, listen to this age, you don't worry about yourself at all? What do I ask you? You don't pretend to be serious about reading the text messages on the phone at this time. ”

"Mom, I have a boyfriend." Xiong Xiaobai put down his phone and announced calmly. At this moment, she suddenly felt that it was too wise to take in the "abandoned dog", not to mention that he would take a bath for an hour in the future, but he would soak his whole body and peel off his skin, and she would not feel sorry for the water and electricity bills.

"Really?" Father Bear, Mother Bear and Xiong Ruiyi asked in unison, and then Mother Bear shook her head in disbelief and said, "You don't play tricks with me, I know you are making excuses for not going on a blind date." I'll put my words here today, Xiong Xiaobai, today's dear, you have to get along, and you have to get along, and you have to get along. ”

"I'm not playing tricks, I really have a boyfriend." Xiong Xiaobai looked at Mama Xiong with dignity, no matter what, a contract boyfriend is also a boyfriend.

"Huh~?" Looking at Xiong Xiaobai's expression, Mama Xiong really believed it, her daughter knew best that if she was lying, she couldn't tell the truth, she didn't have the ability.

Still, you can't just trust her. Mama Leaned forward and asked a barrage of questions, "How old is he?" Height? Weight? How does it look? What does it do? What is the annual income? How did you meet? How long have you known each other? Do you have a room? Do you have a car? Are both parents alive? How many brothers and sisters are there? Has he ever been married? Even if he is single and unmarried, are you sure he has no children? ”

"Mom——!" Xiong Xiaobai was dizzy by the large number of questions asked by Mama Xiong, because she couldn't answer these questions asked by Mama Xiong, and she didn't know anything except the age of the "abandoned dog".

"......," Daddy Bear cautiously interjected and asked, "Where did this unmarried child come from?" ”

"You don't understand this, do you?" Mama Xiong looked at Daddy Xiong and said very experiencedly: "Young people nowadays are very open, premarital sex. The behavior is too normal, which guarantees that the child will become a parent before he gets married. Therefore, this point must be investigated. ”

Mama Xiong's words made Daddy Xiong nod again and again, and he was very affected. Teach the feeling.

"Say, you answer me the questions I just asked, one by one." Mama Xiong no longer paid attention to Daddy Xiong and focused all her attention on Xiong Xiaobai.

"I don't remember." Xiong Xiaobai turned his head and said, "You asked so many questions at once, I don't remember what you asked." ”

"You ——!" Mama Xiong just wanted to get angry, but she unexpectedly endured it, because she was now more anxious to know the specific situation of her future son-in-law. Mama Xiong put on a generous attitude that did not care about the little woman, and said calmly: "Okay, then I will ask you one question at a time, you tell him first, how old is he?" ”

Worst! Xiong Xiaobai secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, why didn't his mother know what to do? Why wasn't she angry at all? Xiong Xiaobai originally wanted to anger Mama Xiong, and then quarreled and argued that he could fool the past. But now...... I had to answer honestly, but, in addition to this question, she knew the answer, how could she answer other questions?

Calculate...... Forget it, let it be. Xiong Xiaobai has secretly made up his consciousness of seeing death as home.

"II...... Twenty...... Five-year-old ...... "Because of nervousness, Xiong Xiaobai stammered even the most truthful answer.

"Twenty-five?" Father Xiong, Mother Xiong and Xiong Ruiyi once again spoke in unison, no one expected that Xiong Xiaobai would actually eat tender grass and find a boyfriend who was four years younger than her.

"Hmm......" Xiong Xiaobai nodded.

"Height? Weight? How does it look? Mama Bear asked.

"Height...... If you weigh more than 180, do you weigh ...... I don't know, but the figure is very standard, as for the appearance, I think it is higher than my mother's standard for choosing a son-in-law, and even has a fight with the male protagonist in my novel......" Xiong Xiaobai struggled to recall and estimate the detailed parameters of "abandoned dog".

"Does he know your actual age?" Mama Xiong continued to ask.

"Hmm......" Xiong Xiaobai nodded vigorously. She's not lying.

He ...... Is there something wrong with it? Are the limbs sound? Is the brain normal? "Mama Xiong temporarily added N questions, if everything is really as Xiong Xiaobai said, Mama Xiong really thinks that the chance of that man becoming her son-in-law is zero. Although her daughter does look much younger than her actual age, not to mention that the man is four years younger than her, he can almost be said to be the best man, which makes Mama Xiong wonder if there is something wrong with that boy.

"Mom, what do you mean by that?" Xiong Xiaobai looked at Mama Xiong with some dejection, it was really as "abandoning the dog" said, with his conditions, she just said it, and her mother might not believe it.

Mama Xiong shook her head, regardless of whether Xiong Xiaobai has a boyfriend or not, since the probability is zero, then you must not waste today's blind date opportunity. Today, this man is one of all the blind dates, and Mama Xiong is the most like.

Looking at the time, Mama Xiong pointed to the table a little farther away and said to Xiong Xiaobai: "You will sit there for me in a while, and in half an hour, the person who is on a blind date with you will come." Mom is very optimistic about this man, a doctor, 30 years old, with a good income, and a good-looking person, who is very compatible with you. ”

"I don't believe it, the photos must have been processed again!" Xiong Xiaobai tried to evoke the painful memories of Mama Xiong.

"Don't worry, this time it's not a photo, I secretly went to see me beforehand." Xiong's mother hated going to the hospital the most, but for the sake of her daughter, she still pretended to be sick and went to the hospital, and named a doctor who might become her son-in-law in the future to do the examination. As for the result, just look at Mama Bear's excited expression now.

"Mom, I said, I have a boyfriend, I don't want to go on a blind date, I can't split my legs." As soon as Xiong Xiaobai wanted to get up and run away, he felt his arm being tightly pulled by Daddy Xiong.

Dad Xiong looked at Xiong Xiaobai pitifully, and said pleadingly: "Good daughter, you can't go, if you go, Dad, I will ......be offended when I go home" As soon as he said this, Dad Xiong noticed Mama Xiong's sharp gaze, and knew that he was speechless for a while, so he quickly changed his words and said: "No, I mean...... Your mother has entrusted me with a heavy responsibility, and I can't let your mother down, Dad. trust. ”

"Dad......" Xiong Xiaobai remembered whether he ate or not, and winked at Dad Xiong, hoping to get a 1 in 10 million chance of survival.

Daddy Xiong gently patted Xiong Xiaobai's hand to show comfort, and the attitude showed that he was saying: Dad can't do anything, you can ask for more blessings.

Xiong Xiaobai was discouraged, and sure enough, his father and brother were unreliable. The so-called asking for others is better than asking for yourself, it seems that if you want to escape the blind date, you can only find a way by yourself.

Alas, the "abandoned dog" turned out to be useless at all at a critical moment.