Chapter 17: Punishment of False Dao Skillful Alchemy
"The donor's luck is a little bad. ”
Seeing that Hu Yifan pulled out a sign, the Taoist priest frowned and said:
"Have you been feeling chest tightness and shortness of breath, headache and brain fever lately?"
"Nope!"
Hu Yifan replied very decisively, although he knew that this thing was not credible, but he naturally felt very unhappy when he drew such an unfortunate lot.
"Don't answer too quickly, this life is unsatisfactory, nine times out of ten, if you have the heart to untie the sign, Lao Tao naturally has a way to help you. ”
Hearing what this old Taoist said, Hu Yifan looked at this Taoist with great interest.
This old man is quite capable of pretending, so he wants to see how this guy can pretend.
"So, please ask the Taoist to explain your doubts!"
After speaking, Hu Yifan took out two taels of silver in the Xiaoluo Heavenly Realm and pushed it to the Dao Chief.
"This sign, it is written as 'the road is not smooth, the villain is difficult', and the poor road feels that you are committing a villain. ”
"If you want to break this method, you need to beware of villains, and you need to have a Taoist heart. ”
The old Taoist priest said it in a daze, but he didn't say why.
"Dare to ask Dao Chang, how to break it?"
"I have a golden talisman here, and when I go home, stick it on the beam of the house to avoid this disaster!"
After speaking, the old man took out a talisman, and there were things drawn on it like a ghost talisman.
If it is said that this golden talisman is really effective, Hu Yifan is also a cultivator, and your broken golden talisman is completely just a bunch of lines scribbled on a piece of yellow paper.
"Dare to ask, ...... this golden talisman"
"Tong Su is not bullied, ten taels of silver, you can seek advantages and avoid disadvantages!"
"Ridiculous!"
Hu Yifan slapped the table, and directly frightened this Dao chief.
"Cheating, this is obviously a piece of yellow paper! You actually sell it for this kind of price, is there any royal law!"
His voice was very loud, and after he roared out, the people who offered incense in this temple also looked at it with good things.
"I said donor, if you don't have money, then you can say it well, why be angry?"
"Besides, you haven't tried yet, how do you know that this golden talisman is useless?"
"I'll try?"
Hu Yifan sneered, and snatched the golden talisman directly from this long hand, and injected mana into the golden talisman, which couldn't bear his mana at all, and directly collapsed into shredded paper.
"Even I can't bear such a little mana, do you dare to say that this golden rune is genuine?"
He used this hand, and directly shocked the Taoist chief.
"You, you, you, who are you!"
"Demon, I am a disciple of the real person of Tongling Daoshan! You fake Taoist priest, once again deceived and abducted, harmed one party, and insulted my Taoist reputation, what crime should you be guilty of!"
Hu Yifan did some homework before he came, and there is indeed an immortal in this Tongling.
Daoshan Zhenren was indeed concentrating on enlightenment in this place before, but after Brother Pig descended to earth, he directly squeezed this Daoshan Zhenren away.
It is estimated that this fake Taoist priest also watched the real person of Daoshan leave, so he had the courage to swagger here.
"What?
"You, you, you're talking nonsense! That old Taoist priest has already been squeezed out by the pig demon and ran away!"
"Huh, don't you believe me?"
After that, Hu Yifan directly urged the mana and slapped his palm on the pineapple table, and then, the pineapple table exploded directly from the middle!
"My table!"
Seeing Hu Yifan slap his table, this old man was also annoyed.
"And it doesn't matter if you are a disciple of Daoshan Zhenren or not, you ruin my table and ruin my reputation!
"What?
Hu Yifan will not be afraid of this old way, it is also so much ability, the two of them are really fighting, this old way is definitely not as good as him.
Seeing that he was so imposing, Lao Dao took a deep breath, pulled Hu Yifan aside, and whispered:
"Daoyou is angry, I'm also eating ...... mouthful"
"So, you spare me this time, go back and ask you to be accommodating with the real people of Daoshan, this incense money, we are three-seven?"
"Oh, you mean, seven of us, three of you?"
Hu Yifan said with a smile, as soon as these words came out, the old man's face looked like someone had stuffed a stinky sock.
"Then you can't make a name for yourself, and it's already a lot to get 30%. ”
"That's not good! I won't do anything about cheating!"
He was righteous and awe-inspiring, but Lao Dao suddenly sank his face.
"If you insist on this, then, don't blame me for being rude!"
"What? Do you really want to do it with me?"
He glared at the old Taoist, who didn't hold back his breath and took a few steps back angrily.
"Okay, you kid, you're here to make trouble with me!"
"So what?"
"Take me!"
This old Taoist priest has a bit of Taoism, but compared to those kings on the Black Wind Mountain, it is not a little worse.
slapped it with a palm, Hu Yifan turned slightly, and dodged it directly, and then, with a kick on the stomach of the old Taoist, kicked the old Taoist directly and flew out.
"Master, what's wrong!"
"He's going to smash the field, I'm going to kill him!"
The old Taoist priest didn't care about anything else, so he shouted out directly, and suddenly, several disciples surrounded Hu Yifan.
"It's just a bunch of scum, huh. ”
He smiled slightly, and directly picked up the Soul Thorn in his hand and greeted them, naturally he would not use the Spirit Thorn to deal with them.
Hu Yifan beat them, as for using the handle of the dagger to knock these minions unconscious.
After a scuffle, these people were all put away by Hu Yifan.
Then, he directly stepped on the old Taoist priest with one foot and asked:
"Who the hell are you, why are you pretending to be a Taoist priest!"
"Say, if you don't say it, I'll send you to the government!"
"Hmph, if you have a kind, go and report to the official! Gao Laozhuang's ya, is my eldest nephew!"
The old Taoist priest is still hard-mouthed, Hu Yifan grinned, looked at the old Taoist priest and said something that made him extremely afraid:
"If you don't say it, I'll throw you into the cloud stack cave and let you go and be with that pig demon!"
"Don't think I don't know, on the day the pig demon and Miss Gao visited, it was you who gave the ecstasy to your nephew, and they took advantage of the chaos to put the medicine into his wine. ”
"If you hurt him and can't marry a wife, he will be bullied, will he spare you?"
After Hu Yifan finished speaking, the old Taoist's face changed directly.
How could he know this? Could it be that this person was really a disciple of Daoshan Zhenren?
"Think about it carefully, whether you admit your mistakes openly and honestly, or there are no bones left to be eaten by the pig demon, you old thing, weigh it!"
Of course, Hu Yifan didn't know if this old Taoist priest had done it, anyway, eight or nine is not far from ten.
After all, his brain is still very good, if the bet is right, isn't it time-saving and effort-saving?
"I ...... I admit my mistake, I admit my mistake......"
After that, the old Taoist priest slowly got up and looked at the blind date who was offering incense here, embarrassed and sighed.
"Ladies and gentlemen, folks, fathers and elders, ......"
He said a word, but he really couldn't say it anymore.
"Why?
"When you cheated money, you were very thick-skinned!"
"Come, if you can't go on, I'll say it for you!"
"Fellow villagers!"
Hu Yifan pulled the old Taoist priest aside and arched his hand at these villagers.
"Under is the disciple of the real seat of Daoshan, today to Liuyunguan is to find immortals, to pay homage to the statue of Laojun. ”
"However, this Liuyun Dao Master, charging indiscriminately, ruining my Taoist reputation, can't be seen from below, so I taught him a lesson. ”
From now on, if you want to pay homage to the incense, you don't have to spend so much money. ”
After speaking, he kicked the old Taoist priest and asked:
"Come, tell the villagers how much is the right amount of money to sign the incense in the future?"
The old Taoist priest was directly blinded, what? Isn't this a full refund for him?
Does this Hu Yifan want him to change his ways?
The old Taoist priest suddenly felt a twitch in his heart, and his reputation was saved......
"Fellow villagers, I was greedy before, and I shouldn't have been!"
Good guy, this old Taoist priest is still an acting school!
Hu Yifan said to give him a step down, but he didn't expect that this old Taoist priest was really easy and natural!
"From now on, Liuyunguan incense is free for seven days, and it is free for three days to find and unsign!"
"Later, the incense and incense money only cost ten yuan, and this is ...... to find a signature."
The old Taoist priest looked at Hu Yifan, he hesitated, and said a number:
"Fifty wen for signing, free of charge, how about it?"
"I think it's okay. ”
Hu Yifan nodded, and the people were happy.
"The old Taoist, how do you calculate the money for the incense this time?"
"And the incense before!
"This ......"
The old Taoist priest was a little sad when he heard this.
"Those who should be withdrawn are all withdrawn by others, you are a cultivator, and it is not good for you to carry so much money on your body!"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
After speaking, the old Taoist priest returned a lot of money from those pilgrims who often came, and this time he emptied his pocket.
It seems that because of seeing Hu Yifan here, those scattered people who want to fish in troubled waters and ask for money don't dare to come over, and when they see Hu Yifan's eyes, those people are very afraid.
"I'm talking friends, are you satisfied?"
"Yes, yes, from now on, accumulate virtue and do good, and seek the Tao in poverty, you will naturally have good cultivation. ”
Hu Yifan looked at this old way and felt very satisfied.
The so-called, leaving a line in doing things and not doing things absolutely is also a kind of guiding people to goodness.
[Mission accomplished.] The host overcompletes the task, and the reward stat value: 40]
Good guy, it's actually increased by 40 points, and this side quest has also begun to reward richly?
[Quest Reward: +5]
[Quest Completion Excess Reward: +35]
Therefore, the core of the task of this system is to guide people to good, not to pull out all of them.
It's kind of interesting.
"Old Dao, I still have to ask you about something. ”
"Are you okay?"
When the old Taoist priest heard that Hu Yifan was going to inquire about something, he felt that his heart was in his throat.
"The master wants me to come to find the transformation fruit, I don't know, do you have the whereabouts of this thing?"
"Shapeshifting fruit?"
Old Taoist priest Liu Yuan frowned.
"Is it really a real person from Daoshan looking for this thing?"
"Then there is still a fake, my master's mount has reached the day of transformation, and he specially entrusted me to find the transformation fruit and practice the transformation pill!"
After that, Hu Yifan directly took out the hexagonal gold-patterned tripod from the Xiaoluo Heavenly Realm, which was indeed extraordinary in the eyes of the old Taoist!
"That'...... Then this shapeshifting fruit is my gift to a real person......"
After speaking, the old Taoist priest walked into the back of the upper courtyard and took out a spirit fruit.
[Shapeshifting Fruit, a blue rare quality spirit fruit, can make monsters turn into human form, increasing ability value: 5]
"Hey, in this way, I can refine the Transformation Pill!"
Hu Yifan looked at the blue spirit fruit and smiled.
Xiao Jiu, who was snuggling behind him, also smiled.
"That old Taoist, you give me a hand, and I want to prepare to refine the shape pill. ”
"If the master is satisfied and rewards me with good things, I will also share your share!"
"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be...... If Daoshan Zhenren doesn't blame me for opening the gym privately, I will thank Dao En......"
The old Taoist priest said with trepidation, and then took some coke and put it next to the hexagonal gold-patterned tripod.
Alchemy, ready to begin.