Chapter 345: One Urine Saves the World
The Immortal Master smiled heartily: "Who said we can't defeat the Corpse King? The hope of defeating the Corpse King lies in a young man like Bai Xiaofei. ”
Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, and pointed at his nose with his backhand: "Me? No, no, I can't, after watching the battle between you and the Corpse King, I know the gap between myself and the Corpse King, with my current skills, I can't go through ten moves under the Corpse King. ”
The Immortal Master shook his head and nodded: "Ten moves? Well, pretty good. Bai Xiaofei, don't forget, not long ago, you were just an ordinary graphic designer, and when you met a junior female corpse brother, you had to rely on electric shocks to kill the other party. But now? You're already able to fight the Corpse King face-to-face! ”
"The Corpse King has lived for thousands of years, and your Bai Xiaofei has only awakened to fight against the Corpse Brother for just a few months, isn't it clear who is stronger than whom? And a young man like Bai Xiaofei, how many thousands of young people are on the land of China? Although the corpse king is strong, he is only one person, and his corpse brothers are all his slaves, but we are different, in order to defend our homeland and protect our relatives, there are countless young people who will grow up. Bai Xiaofei, the heavy responsibility of defending world peace lies on you young people. ”
The corners of Bai Xiaofei's mouth twitched, how could the words of the Immortal Master be like a liar selling martial arts cheats on the street? Isn't the next step to take out the "Palm of the Gods" and "Jiuyang True Scripture" from his arms and fool himself into buying them with pocket money?
But he looked at the peaceful eyes of the Immortal Master, and a stream of blood involuntarily welled up in his chest, that's right, the Corpse King is nothing great, he is also flesh and blood, and he can also eat, drink, fart, eat and shit. Although his ability is strong, he is not really invincible, otherwise, he would not need to go to great lengths to use himself and Xiaowei. Hmph, bullying a girl, coercion and temptation, what kind of hero is he?
Bai Xiaofei was arrogant and straightened his chest: "That's right, the car doesn't fall down, just push, people hang to the sky, don't die for thousands of years, as long as I Bai Xiaofei doesn't die, I will do it with the corpse king!" ”
Listening to Bai Xiaofei's rude words, the soldiers and technicians around him burst into laughter, although many people knew that Bai Xiaofei helped the Corpse King escape, and they were very dissatisfied with him, but he used his own body as a clutch after that, saving everyone in Shenzhou No. 1, which changed everyone's impression of him a lot.
At this time, everyone responded: "That's right! Dry corpse brother! ”
"We don't have to be afraid of the Corpse King, if we don't worry about the damage caused to the ground too much, Shenzhou No. 1 simply bombards the Corpse King with a high-energy particle electromagnetic orbital to see if he can resist it!"
The Immortal Master nodded and smiled, he knew in his heart that although his appearance was fine now, in fact, the meridians in his body had not been completely repaired, the ginseng doll was indeed magical, and it was already great to drag himself back from the Hades Palace, but he had cultivated his skills for nearly two hundred years, but he did not say that he would be restored.
Although the ginseng doll can also do this, but in this way, the damage to the ginseng doll is too great, speaking of which, the ginseng doll has not yet fully matured, if you take it again and again, I am afraid that it will permanently hurt the ginseng doll.
The Immortal Master knew that the Corpse King had a great plan, and after he got the energy of the Jade Seal of the Inheritance Kingdom, he would not take the initiative to attack again in a short time, and if the Corpse King saw that he had recovered in a short period of time, and did not know that there were ginseng dolls and other treasures around him, he would probably be suspicious, and he would not be able to figure out the details of his skills, so he would not make a rash move.
Next, it depends on the growth of Bai Xiaofei, Linglong, Nima and Bai Xiaofei's friends Yu Xiaojia, Xiaopang and others, this world, after all, is young people, and the task of saving the world should be left to them to complete, they can't bear it anymore.
"Ahh So lively? Uncle Bai Xiaofei! You're finally back! A familiar figure rushed over from the crowd and threw himself into Bai Xiaofei's arms, who was it not Lulu?
Bai Xiaofei hugged Lulu and looked up, only to see Yu Xiaojia, Xiaopang, Appetizer, Sun Xiaohou, Lin Xinyi, Ling Lan and others coming out of the crowd, greeting him with joy on their faces, and Linglong next to him said with a low smile: "I called everyone here, Shenzhou No. 1 is much safer than outside." ”
Bai Xiaofei nodded gratefully to Linglong, Linglong's move has to be said to be broad-minded, you must know that in addition to Lulu and Xiaopang, Yu Xiaojia, Appetizer, Lin Xinyi, Ling Lan and others are all half-human and half-corpse brothers, after Xiaowei's infiltration incident has already happened, Linglong can still take the initiative to invite her friends to Shenzhou No. 1, and her mind is indeed comparable to ordinary people. Linglong, the eldest lady, although she has a bad temper and average kung fu, her vision, heart, and mind are all one and the same.
Linglong understood the meaning in Bai Xiaofei's eyes, and smiled lightly: "Don't thank me, your friends have also helped Shenzhou No. 1 a lot, Yu Xiaojia's air manipulation, Lin Xinyi's giant arms, have helped us a lot in repairing Shenzhou No. 1, and Ling Lan has helped Nima rescue the Immortal Master, and even Lulu and Sun Xiaohou have become happy beans for all of us." ”
At this time, Lulu had already jumped out of Bai Xiaofei's arms and ran to play with the little snowman and ginseng doll, so anxious that Yu Xiaojia shouted: "Lulu, you can't eat ice cream indiscriminately!" Beware of diarrhea! --The little snowman and the ginseng doll eat ice cream, and that's about the bucket being poured down.
Bai Xiaofei looked at this scene, his heart was warm, it was good to have friends by his side.
The recovery of the Immortal Master is a major event for the entire Yan Huang, and CCTV also made a special interview, titled "The Story that the Immortal Master and the Corpse King have to say", in fact, it is to let the Corpse King and the forces at home and abroad take a look - the Immortal Master is very healthy, and whoever dares to provoke Yan Huang must be prepared to bear the anger and revenge of the Immortal Master.
This immortal master is a humanoid nuclear bomb, and the shock group is small, and the effect is speechless. For a while, although the corpse king was eliminated, all parts of Yanhuang also calmed down, except for the phenomenon of the military and sporadic corpse brothers, there was a strange scene of peace in the world.
The Immortal Master knew that this was the Corpse King accumulating strength and plotting a bigger attack, but now that the Corpse Brothers from all over the country had gone underground, it was not so easy for the military to clear them. For several days, the Immortal Master had been secretly discussing with the commander to see how to take the initiative.
That's right, it is to take the initiative to attack, the best defense is to attack, you can't let the battle situation be led by the nose of the corpse king, you can only continue to attack, attack, and attack again through guò, in order to break the strategic arrangement of the corpse king.
Bai Xiaofei is naturally not qualified to participate in this kind of national event, he accompanies the ginseng doll, the little snowman with Lulu and Sun Xiaohou, and plays in Shenzhou No. 1 every day, Shenzhou No. 1 is equivalent to a small city, with all kinds of facilities in it, and the ginseng doll and the little snowman who grew up on the iceberg and snow field since childhood were addicted, and ate all kinds of garbage puffed food by the way.
Especially the little snowman, who actually fell in love with instant noodles, ate all kinds of instant noodles of various tastes, what soaked and boiled and eaten dry, add ham sausage, add old godmother, add kimchi, how to toss and how to come. Poor baby, there is really nothing to eat on the iceberg, and she has been completely conquered by instant noodles.
Bai Xiaofei couldn't help but be curious, and one day asked Ling Lan, who assisted Nima in treating the Immortal Master, which part of the Immortal Master ate the ginseng doll before healing the injury. Because he has observed it in the past few days, the ginseng doll is alive and kicking, and there is no sign of injury at all.
Ling Lan actually sensed what Bai Xiaofei was thinking clearly, knew what he was worried about, and told Bai Xiaofei with a smile that the ginseng doll did not cut the flesh from the body to heal the wounds, but sprinkled a soak of urine, and pulled another one from the red beads in his hair, and gave it to the Immortal Master to eat with the urine, and the Immortal Master was immediately cured.
When Bai Xiaofei heard Ling Lan's words, he was drinking a cup of oral music, and he pounced on the spot, squirting out all the oral music in his mouth, but fortunately, Ling Lan had already sensed his mental activity and dodged away early.
Bai Xiaofei was dumbfounded, co-authored a soak of boy urine to cure the life-threatening injuries of the Immortal Master? It's just that although there is indeed a child's urine in traditional Chinese medicine, it can generally treat brain fever, or make medicine, that is, ginseng doll's urine, which can cure life and death.
However, Bai Xiaofei has seen the appearance of the ginseng doll when it is bare in the hot spring, and clearly remembers that the legs are bare, how did this urine spill out?
Ling Lan glanced at Bai Xiaofei: "It was said that it was urine, but it was actually the essence juice in the ginseng doll's body, plus the ginseng seeds, which saved the life of the Immortal Master." I was watching at the scene, the ginseng doll's 'urine' spilled out, and the people's spirit was also a lot more aggrieved, and it seemed that it was also very harmful. ”
Bai Xiaofei sighed: "We have to think of a lot of thanks to this child, although this ginseng doll is essentially a corpse brother, it is kinder than a human heart, I found it on the iceberg at that time, and as soon as I said to save the immortal master, I came without hesitation." Well, what do you say boys like? Model trains? Remote-controlled airplanes? These things can't be played on the iceberg, it's so cold on the iceberg, and all the toys are frozen. ”
Ling Lan smiled: "Boy? Who sued you that the ginseng doll is a boy? ”
Bai Xiaofei was stunned: "Isn't this nonsense......" Before these words came out, he paused suddenly, although in folklore, ginseng dolls are all images of boys, but in fact, he has seen it with his own eyes, ginseng dolls have no gender characteristics, who said that ginseng dolls must be male and not female?
Ling Lan said solemnly: "The Immortal Master said that the ginseng doll has not yet matured, and when it matures, you will know whether it is a man or a woman." However, I guess that the ginseng doll is a girl, and the reason is very simple, because the ginseng doll will blossom and bear fruit, and what is it that can blossom and bear fruit? ”