Chapter 35: The Beginning of the Second Tail Journey......
"It's a new day." Clapping his hands, Zheng Yi picked up one of the stacks of books next to him, well, it belongs to the type of fighting books, but Zheng Yi tried it for a few days and felt that the effect was not great, compared to that kind of boxing, grappling and the like, Zheng Yi felt that it was better to learn more leg techniques.
After all, you already have a gun in your hand, and you won't use too much of your hand skills to learn boxing techniques, but on the contrary, leg techniques will play a big role.
However, since it is a book for sale, what will be there to profound, Zheng Yi felt regretful after buying this book, rather than being bound by those routines above, it is better to rely on his own reflexes to deal with it.
In short, Zheng Yi's books can be regarded as books that can be used to pass the time, and the effect is simply minimal, Zheng Yi remembered that when he bought this book before, the owner of the bookstore took the initiative to give a nine-percent discount, and he looked happy...... It's a cheat!
By the way, because of Xiaoxin's sister's efforts, she was very 'lucky' to avoid the consequences of inviting parents......
"Hey, you still have this book, what's the matter? Have you become a martial arts master? Xiao Xin's sister glanced at the books that Zheng Yi had piled up there.
"Huh? How do you know? Zheng Yi smiled, "The palm can open the bricks, it's amazing." ”
"I cut! You did this kind of thing a few months ago, I don't know what kind of nerves you have to buy so many broken books. Xiao Xin's sister pointed to Zheng Yi's stack of books, and her tone was very disdainful, "No matter how good you are, you will still be knocked down with one shot." ”
"Yes, yes, yes." If that's the case now, it's hard to say after that.
Zheng Yi looked at his watch, it was only a little over six o'clock, according to the normal situation on Saturday, at this time, Xiaoxin's sister should be lying on the bed and sleeping with her big pillow, what's the matter?
"I said, you got up so early, huh? Something? ”
"Hmm!" Xiao Xin's sister nodded very abnormally, which made Zheng Yi feel weird.
"Hey! Do I surprise you so much when I'm serious once!? Looking at Zheng Yi's expression, Xiaoxin was full of girls.
Zheng Yi nodded, indicating that this was indeed the case.
"You!! Never mind. ”
It's even more abnormal, looking at Xiao Xin's sister, Zheng Yi's expression is even more strange, Xiao Xin, girl, what kind of bad thing are you going to do to pull me into the water?
"My sister brought someone home today!" Xiao Xin's girl's expression was very serious, but in Zheng Yi's opinion, this seriousness brought cuteness to Xiao Xin's sister, so he couldn't help pinching Xiao Xin's face.
"Don't make a fuss." Dissatisfied, she slapped Zheng Yi's black hand away, Xiao Xin's sister rubbed her face vigorously from her hand as if she had something dirty on her face, and glared at Zheng Yi vigorously, "Evil Lolita!" ”
"Ahem!"
"My sister actually brought someone home, do you know that she actually brought someone home!"
Xiao Xin's sister was excited, it seemed that this was a very big deal? Bringing someone home like that, well, it's her friend.
"Male or female?" Zheng Yi, who was originally going to say what this had to do with it, inexplicably turned into a question.
"Female."
“…… Then you're excited! ”
"I don't have eggs!" Xiaoxin's sister glanced at Zheng Yi, and she was not shy at all and said vulgar words, "Do you know that my sister hasn't brought outsiders home for several years!" ”
"Well...... It's been a long time, I don't know. ”
Zheng Yi, who had just answered like this, suddenly felt a cool breeze in his crotch, making him feel that he stretched out a leg against the slender leg that kicked over.
"Naa." Zheng Yi raised a finger and shook it at Xiao Xin's sister, who was squatting on the side holding his calf, "You can't kick people...... Well, of course, you can use this trick for others. ”
"Uh......h It hurts. Xiao Xin's eyes were full of tears and she looked at Zheng Yi pitifully, which made Zheng Yi immediately feel a sense of guilt, and when she was looking for something to comfort her, Xiao Xin's sister's eyes flashed, and the little leather boots she was wearing stomped down on the soles of Zheng Yi's feet......
After a muffled sound, Zheng Yi touched Xiao Xin's girl's head with pity, "Child, you have learned well, next time you exercise more and then step on it." ”
You can imagine how cool it would be to stomp on the floor with all your might, but you don't see that the former Uncle Benshan used this way to fool people and become lame......
In fact, unless Zheng Yi deliberately, it is really difficult for Xiaoxin's sister to step on Zheng Yi.
Looking at Xiao Xin's sister's reaction, Zheng Yi estimated that she was about to pull out the knife the next moment.
"Bullying a child, it's really bad!"
Xiao Xin's sister looked at Zheng Yi with disdain.
I don t think you can be treated as a child, shrugged his shoulders, Zheng Yi didn't say it, otherwise Sister Xiaoxin would really have to draw a knife.
"Ahem, I'll just say it, you know, actually my sister ......"
"Wait, what do I know?" Looking at Xiao Xin's sister, who was going to make a long speech, Zheng Yi hurriedly said.
"Oh, you don't know, in fact, my sister never brings outsiders home, and she never calls at home, so you know, right?"
"Know...... What the? "What are you going to let me know? Zheng Yi scratched his head, if he didn't bring outsiders, it might be because of his personality, as for not calling...... It seems that Xiaoxin's sister almost sleeps every time Su Ling comes back, do you know if he calls?
"Don't pretend, I know you have a good impression of my sister, you don't see anyone who looks down, you are a single person, with my sister's conditions, I don't believe you have no ideas, unless you are a complete!"
What hurtful words!
"Okay, okay, just like you said, what am I worried about, what are you excited about?"
"Aren't there any women or Lala, just like you men have." Xiaoxin's sister glanced at Zheng Yi, which made Zheng Yi feel that she was old, it should be ...... Isn't it worthy of being a post-zero?
"I mean, you're not going to react violently? You didn't even react to such a big thing as my sister bringing people home!? ”
"Na, what do you think I should do, do you want me to rush to your sister with a kitchen knife in my left hand and a spatula in my right hand to question her to bring someone home? I'm cheap! ”
Pouting, Zheng Yi pressed Xiao Xin's girl's head.
"I see, it's because you're reacting too much."
"Woo......" Xiaoxin's sister Xiangshang rolled her eyes and stared at Zheng Yi's palm holding her head, and let out a low whine like a cute.
"Don't touch my head all the time! How about biting to death!! ”
"Ahh Don't bite! It really hurts! ”
Looking at the palm that was nailed by Xiao Xin's two little tiger teeth, Zheng Yike really felt pain.
"Whew! Finally listen to it, and tell you, I suspect the two of them are here...... There is JQ! ”
"......" Zheng Yi, who had originally maintained a serious expression under the threat of Xiao Xin's sister, the expression on his face immediately collapsed.
"Don't make a fuss, your sister has to smoke to death when she hears it."
"If she dares to pump me, I will dare to leave home!" Xiao Xin's sister said very angrily.
You know your sister won't smoke you anyway, so you said that.
"Do you know where my sister works?" "I don't know."
"Do you know what my sister does?" "I can't ask."
"Then do you want to know where my sister works?" "I don't want to!"
"Damn!"
Looking at Zheng Yi, who was not fooled, Xiaoxin's sister immediately became angry.
"I said, you didn't sleep early in the morning, and you talked so much nonsense to me just to instigate me to follow your sister? You're not afraid of being seen and calling the police! ”
"Cut! Is there a problem with my sister looking for my sister? Xiao Xin's sister turned her face to the side, and then stared at Zheng Yi again, "I want to go!" ”
"I wonder where the hell she works!"
Xiaoxin's sister's work seems to be Xiaoxin's sister's work, although Xiaoxin's sister usually doesn't seem to be very interested in her sister, but this is just a child's anger.
"You're not going to ask?"
"She doesn't say it!" Xiao Xin's sister leaned on the sofa angrily.
"I just want to know where she works, what she does, what she is mysterious."
"Okay, okay, even if you want to track, you have to have an object, your sister ......"
"I knew you would have said that, she hasn't gone out yet."
I...... No wonder you came here so early, it turned out to be premeditated!
Looking at Xiao Xin's smug expression, Zheng Yi sighed, squatted at the door with Xiao Xin's sister, and listened to the movement outside.
The sound of two footsteps is really like what Xiaoxin's sister said...... Zheng Yi's reaction was not unpleasant, he took out his newly bought mobile phone almost instantly, and then immediately smashed Xiao Xin's puzzled expression after finding the fruit ninja and pretended to play.
In this way, the sneaky duo who were originally squatting at the door formed a deep addict to mobile games......
Xiao Xin's sister opened her small mouth and looked at the flying knife light on the screen, your sister, this kind of hand speed that can bleed is not afraid of a sudden click on the mobile phone screen?
When Xiao Xin's girl's expression was in place, the door opened, Su Ling looked strangely at Zheng Yi and Xiao Xin girl squatting at the door, one of the two had his fingers sliding quickly on the screen, and the other looked at the phone screen with a fascinated expression, completely addicted.
"Xiao Xin, the meal is ready, you can go back and eat it in a while, Zheng Yi If you don't mind, go over, I'll do more." Su Ling glanced at a girl wearing hot pants behind her, exposing her thin white thighs, and then said to Xiao Xin's sister.
"Ah~ Got it, got it." Deliberately making an impatient expression, Xiao Xin's sister waved her hand at Su Ling, "Hungry and not dead." ”
After fooling around, looking at the departing Su Ling, Zheng Yi put away the mobile phone in his hand and motioned to Xiaoxin's sister to follow and not to fall behind or something......
Looking at Xiao Xin's sister's excited expression, Zheng Yi thought about it and didn't say anything provocative, I wasn't excited myself, what are you excited about first, Zheng Yi has a psychological shadow on the beauty of the tail line.