Chapter 7: Reflections on the suspension of the otaku

PS: There was something going on today, the update was late, sorry.

Double monthly pass zuihou one day, ask for encouragement, xiexie――――

The sound of cicadas resounded in the summer dusk in the sky, and Wang Qiu, who returned home with a large bag of vegetables and fruits, found that he had become a winner in life.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Honey, hard work. Want to take a shower first? Eat first? Still is...... Eat me first? ”

The former Aztec princess and murderer priestess, and now the "foreign female psychopath" Yukime Delan, knelt on the wooden floor of the entrance, put her three fingers together in front of her, like the legendary "Yamato Nadeshiko", and asked Wang Qiu, who had just returned from opening the door.

As soon as she bent down and lowered her head, she immediately revealed her smooth and sexy back. The silky glow of sun-kissed soft skin stretches from the slender neck to the attractive plump buttocks, not to mention the bra, not even the panties. Except for the front is covered by an apron, the rest of the body is completely exposed - this is the so-called apron that can make the egg-shrinking otaku turn into a pervert.

――When I returned home in the evening with a tired body, there was a gentle beautiful girl with bright eyes and bright teeth in the entrance, naked in an apron to greet her warmly, and asked with a smile if you want to eat first, take a bath first, or push it down first?

Well, for adolescent male humans, this question is more difficult to choose than life or death, and it is really more tangled than "which one should be saved first when my mother and wife fall into the river...... It seems that this is how it should be.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well...... Haven't decided yet? ”

Because I haven't been answered. And it's not comfortable to kneel for a long time. Xue Ji Dailan began to twist her body a little anxiously, making her posture more seductive, and thus making Wang Qiu feel a burst of excitement, as if she wanted to make a third choice like the protagonist in the game and anime.

But the question is, if someone is holding a mini camera next to him, then how Wang Qiu feels in the face of this scene. All that's left is unhappiness.

Although the guy who filmed is also a very beautiful girl, and he is still an old acquaintance who has played with Wang Qiu since he was a child, but if he is unhappy, he is unhappy.

Not to mention that she hasn't been quietly secretly filmed. It's like a director, who keeps pointing fingers and chattering.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ CUT! CUT! Sister Xue Ji Dailan, although the lines are not misremembered. But this expression and tone are completely wrong! After you put on an apron, you should be more shy, and you can't be like this without blushing and panting......"

Senior Sister Ma Tong squinted her eyes and held a mini digital camera behind her to shoot, while handing Xue Ji Dailan a shiny stainless steel stir-fry spatula, and said, "...... Also, Senior Brother Wang Qiu, don't be silent when you enter the door, but shout 'I'm back' in a tired voice. In this way, it can be more sensitive...... Alright, now lift the bag for me, go out again, and shoot again! The second round of the newlyweds' peach honeymoon cosplay, ready for ...... Begin! ”

Although Senior Sister Ma Tong seems to be very energetic. But the two who were selected by her as actors did not mean to go crazy together at all.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What the hell is going on! So troublesome! People don't play anymore! ”

Xue Ji Dailan, who was dizzy when she heard this, pouted and stood up unhappily, and did not take the stir-fry shovel handed by Senior Sister Ma Tong, but took off the only apron on her body and hung it on her coat hook. Then he jumped naked on the sofa in the living room and continued to watch TV with relish.

-- For the Indian tribal maidens of the ancient tropics, it was a thing that was not to be ashamed of at all. And those who can afford to wear decent clothes, according to their level of social productivity, are usually either rich or expensive.

Therefore, in the eyes of this girl who grew up in the era of ignorance, the clothes on her body are just decorations, not necessities, similar to the LV bags when modern women go out...... So naturally you should strip naked at home. …,

For Xue Ji Dailan's very loving "good habit", at least until winter comes, Wang Qiu does not plan to correct it.

Because in this way, not only does it look very eye-catching, so that there is always a beautiful scenery at home, but also women's underwear, bras, handbags, cosmetics, skirts, high heels, and other things that sell expensively, all of which don't need to be bought!

Alas, now it is not as bold as the previous shot of tens of millions of yuan, and now Brother Wang, I have degenerated into a poor man again!

Wang Qiu sighed, put the plastic bag on the ground, turned around and closed the door, and then bent down to change his shoes while nagging with Senior Sister Ma Tong, "...... Please, don't do all this inexplicable huā all day long. Let's just say, if I answer, 'Eat first,' what kind of food can you bring me?" Instant noodles? Do you all have what it takes to make a dinner that is full of flavor and taste? ”

He turned around, shrugged his shoulders, and sighed in a low voice with some dissatisfaction with Senior Sister Ma Tong, "...... Alas, since you want me to cook for you as a family cook anyway, don't pretend to be courteous before! Belch? What the? You say you can order takeout? The question is do you have money? The guy who comes to my house to eat, don't talk big! ”

However, such an accusation of reality is not at all stressful for the rotten female senior sister of the otaku system who is immersed in the two-dimensional shijie.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Alas, young man, your love is not enough! Senior Sister Ma Tong shook her fingers with an old-fashioned face, and said with a long sigh, "...... As long as there is cuteness, life has motivation, and you don't even understand such a simple truth. It's incorrigible......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ You can't eat it as a meal! And I bet the bath water in the bathroom shouldn't have been put in either! Wang Qiu squinted his eyes.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hey, dog-beater, why didn't you come back until six o'clock today! People are starving to death! ”

A certain Genki Luo LΓ¬, who was wearing a summer short-sleeved green military uniform, heard the sound and dropped the game console controller from the computer, and ran to the kitchen with a jump. β€œβ€¦β€¦ The few egg pancakes you left over in the morning aren't enough to eat! Chips and biscuits are also gone...... By the way, what's going to eat tonight? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, today I bought onions, potatoes, tomatoes, cabbage, peppers and meat...... I'm going to use it to cook a pot of spicy borscht, because Yukie Dailan likes to eat spicy things, and now that the weather is hot and stuffy, she really needs to get some stimulating food to increase her appetite......"

Wang Qiu replied to Cai Rong while putting the ingredients in the plastic bag next to the stove. β€œβ€¦β€¦ How did you do today when you were suspended? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Uh, I played "Warcraft Shijie" for a morning and experienced the werewolf template that I hadn't played before. Brush up on some experience. After eating some pancakes at noon, "I played the online game version of "Super Mario" for another afternoon. Finally cleared a big boss ......"

Cai Rong covered her mouth very cutely and yawned, slammed her arm a few more times, and calmly reported her "introspective performance" of the day and the next jihua ......, "You continue to cook,I'll go to see today's new anime first.,Mmmm,It should have been downloaded!" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hey, Comrade Cai Rong, do you know that what you just said is very inadequate! Is this your attitude of suspension and reflection? And also. How long are you two going to live in my house for nothing? ”

Listening to the above-mentioned words, Wang Qiu finally couldn't help but drop the kitchen knife and spatula. But when I looked back, I found that there was no one around me, and only the voice of Senior Sister Ma Tong floated from afar: "...... Well! Don't complain like that! Take care of the life of the team members and solve the practical difficulties of the team members. It is also one of the responsibilities of leaders! Captain Wang Qiu, I'll leave it to you for dinner today! ”

…… Well, now I'm the captain...... But I really don't want to be the captain of this cheating father! …,

Wang Qiu sighed helplessly and resignedly, then picked up the kitchen knife and spatula again, and began to get busy with the dinner of his subordinates.

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β€œβ€¦β€¦ Alas. I always feel that since I became an urban management intern, my life has gradually collapsed...... Is it a delusion? ”

Looking at the three cute girls who were playing around at home, grabbing each other's TV series remote control and game controller, Wang Qiu couldn't help but sigh while busy washing and chopping vegetables, chopping the cutting board to a loud sound, and moving the electric casserole out to scrub it clean.

Last week, after bringing the seriously injured and dying Wen Deji back to Hyundai Shijie and sending him to the hospital for emergency treatment, the three super-temporal city managers who broke through the catastrophe - captain Cai Rong, temporary worker Ma Tong and intern Wang Qiu, immediately fell into a nightmarish series of organizational investigations.

-- The wormhole that connected the time and space of Mesoamerica in the 16th century quickly disappeared with the return of the original traveler, Wendesi.

The severance of the connection between the two planes not only caused Director Ma, the central leader of the State Council, who was still presiding over the construction of the mining base in the Mexican plateau, to be left in Central America in the 16th century, but also caused the state to send a large amount of investment in fixed assets -- steel bars, cement, medicines, food, fertilizers, high-yield seeds, agricultural production tools, excavation tools, mining and smelting equipment -- all to be lost!

This is a very serious and terrible work mistake! The direct economic loss of the public alone is at least 100 million yuan, is there any? !

Not to mention that the top leading comrades of the department were in danger and disappeared in Yishijie, and they couldn't even search and rescue......

As a result, the three unlucky urban management rookies were arrested by the Commission for Discipline Inspection as soon as they got out of the hospital, and they were subjected to an interrogation that could almost make people break down.

Fortunately, as the so-called sky falls, there are also tall people on top. Although Professor Yang and Director Ma have repeatedly stated before this that they want to strive for a regular civil service establishment for a good comrade with such ability as Wang Qiu. However, because of the procrastination style of the relevant departments and the endless travel of official documents, until the time of the incident, Wang Qiu's official identity was still just a chengguan intern with no salary, no title and no fixed position.

Of course, the identity of an intern is hard in normal times, but when something goes wrong, it becomes a wonderful talisman.

At present, the habitual behavior of leading cadres in China in dealing with crises -- blaming all the black pots on temporary workers, but leaving them clean and clean is already very criticized. If you want to do something more undisciplined, throw all the responsibility for the accident on the intern...... That's a no-brainer.

In this way, this time the responsibility for the accident of the death of the country's leader and the loss of state-owned assets is. Basically, it didn't get much on the head of Wang Qiu, the intern - otherwise, everyone will follow the same example in the future, and if something goes wrong, they will all push the intern's head, so it's okay?!

The result of such nonsense, firstly, is that the leaders are more misbeneficial, and the cost of finding scapegoats is lower; The second is that college students are no longer afraid to come to government offices for internships -- when they walk into government buildings, their butts are not yet hot, and the leaders do not know who they are. It is inexplicable to blame the weishenme tofu scum project and the smuggling of the volume...... Is this a cheat? It's a cheat! This must be a cheat, right?!

Because Professor Yang had already been so angry with Director Ma's "reactionary strategy" that he resigned and left before the incident, he broke away from the team of the time-space urban management; As the person responsible for the biggest accident, Director Ma himself. and stranded on the other side of the wormhole, Shijie, whose life and death are still unknown, and there is no way to hold him responsible...... Outcome. Regarding the responsibility and punishment for this serious work mistake, it all had to fall on the remaining two ladies, Cai Rong and Ma Tong.

Fortunately, according to the news from Beijing, Director Ma's wife said that they were emotionally stable and did not need to be too harsh on those responsible for the accident, and claimed that similar things had happened to Director Ma many times, and each time they could come back safe and sound, and sometimes they would bring back a few "vixens" by the way, making the family jump all day long. staged all kinds of palace fighting dramas...... Hey, Comrade Director, how many times have you played "Otherworld Crusoe", how many juniors have you raised by the way, and how many times have you committed bigamy?! …,

So. After a short discussion and study in the organization, Zuihou made the following decisions to deal with Wang Qiu and others the day before yesterday: First, freeze the bank accounts of those responsible for the accident, and confiscate the "gray income" of the cross-time and space trade in the previous two months to make up for the loss of the country's investment in the Mexican plateau...... As a result, Wang Qiu and the others suddenly fell from being a little rich man to a poor man again;

Second, the professional titles of Ma Tong and Cai Rong are pushed to the end. But they were only temporary workers recruited through labor contracts, and their service experience was only a pitiful less than a year. I don't know how to downgrade if I want to downgrade further...... So this one can basically be ignored;

Third, the payment of salaries and allowances was suspended, the temporary office in the city's urban management building was abolished, and the staff was suspended at home for reflection pending further investigation.

This one sounds like a sword of Damos, after all, no one knows what the next round of investigation will be.

However, after learning of the incident, Professor Yang called to comfort everyone and revealed some relevant information: this matter has actually ended here, and the so-called "further investigation" is basically a pretense according to convention. According to the efficiency of the relevant departments, after the personnel of the investigation team were confirmed, Director Ma would have almost returned from Yishijie - if he hadn't died on the side of the wormhole.

Originally, a temporary worker who made a serious mistake like this would have been fired. But the problem is that there are only about fifty spatial abilities in the country, and it is difficult to find a replacement for anyone who is fired, and even if they are fired, they must be recruited again...... Therefore, in order to save the trouble of procedures, the traditional routine of "dismissing the temporary workers who carry the black pot and leaving the responsibilities and quietly re-recruiting them afterwards" was simply waived.

Anyway, it is a supernatural event made by the secret department, and there is no need to publicize it to the public, so naturally there is no public opinion......

Fourth, the occurrence of this serious accident proved that Comrade Cai Rong, as the captain of the team, had no command and was not suitable for a leading position, and was dismissed. Comrade Wang Qiu, the intern who took the lightest responsibility, was promoted to captain because of a blessing in disguise, Ma Tong served as the vice captain, and the original captain Cai Rong was demoted to an ordinary team member.

In this regard, Comrade Wang Qiu, who was promoted, felt that he was a cheating father! In total, there is only one intern plus two temporary workers, and there is a team leader and a vice team leader...... What's the point of such a completely goldless official hat!

However, let the intern lead the temporary worker...... This kind of organizational arrangement is really strange enough.

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And even more bizarre things are yet to come.

After the Commission for Discipline Inspection ended the interrogation, Wang Qiu, who was full of exhaustion, finally set foot on the way home, thinking that he would be able to live a peach-colored life with Xue Ji Dailan from now on-it seems to be due to the chaos caused by Director Ma's disappearance, and the "unspoken rule" agreed by the predecessors of the traverser that no one cared about the fact that he smuggled back a cute girl from the other world without authorization - who knew that Wang Qiu returned home, and before he had time to drink a sip of water, he said a word to Xue Ji Dailan, I saw Ma Tong and Cai Rong pulling their suitcases to ring the doorbell.

- It turns out that after the disappearance of Director Ma broke out, the matter of Yukihime Dailan finally reached someone's ears!

Specifically, it is the head of the Wang family, Wang Qiu's mother, Wang Meiling. She is currently working as deputy director of a library in Shanghai - a disguise, of course, but in fact one of the key heads of the paranormal department in East China.

All of the above information was only learned by Wang Qiu during the review of this incident.

So, after learning that her son had kidnapped a girl home without making a sound, and had already had a relationship, Wang Meiling was immediately shocked. …,

My son is in his fourth year of college, so there's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend. But here's the problem...... The object is not only a different shijie person, but also a young girl who is only 14 years old, and she is still six years away from the legal age of marriage, okay!

Moreover, according to the laws of the People's Republic of China, if a relationship with a girl under the age of 14 has a relationship, even if the woman is willing to sacrifice herself, if the man is an adult, it must be dealt with as the crime of rape!

Even if you have a relationship with a girl over the age of 14 or under the age of 16, that is, a female junior high school student, it is generally a very serious scandal!

If you're just messing around in a different shijie, the laws of the republic won't be able to control you, but once you bring it back...... How should this be calculated?

So, Wang Meiling first called over and reprimanded Wang Qiu for his misdeeds, and then contacted Ma Tong and asked her to live in her own home, supervise her son who couldn't control the lower half of his body, and don't let him make more moths, such as making babies and abortions, etc. Now that I have a reason, I can come out and take refuge.

As for Cai Rong, she first lived in a hotel, and then her account was frozen, and she had no money in her pocket, so she moved to Ma Tong's house. Now even Ma Tong has to move out, Ma Tong's parents are running business in other places all the year round, Cai Rong doesn't want to live alone, so she moves in with her.

In this way, Wang Qiu's house, which was originally deserted, suddenly became a lively beauty nest...... and the latest stronghold after the Chrono Chengguan team was driven out of the Chengguan building - although there are no new wormholes, no new missions, and even the basic formation of the squad is not complete. (To be continued.)