Chapter 3: Electric Shock Headless Female Corpse (1)
Bai Xiaofei was observing the eyeball, and the eyeball was also observing Bai Xiaofei and everything in this room.
The meat tentacles swayed from side to side, looking at Bai Xiaofei, then at the room, and even the glove box in the corner would stare at it for a long time.
Bai Xiaofei nervously calculated, this flesh tentacle and eyeball looked relatively weak, what would happen if he suddenly shot out and popped the eyeball?
The female zombie can't see herself, so she shouldn't be able to attack, right? No, since a female zombie can easily conjure one eyeball, she can also grow more eyeballs.
And her own rash attack will only break the "brain-dead" state of the female zombie, she just has no brains, and she will definitely instinctively fight back when she is hurt......
Bai Xiaofei, who was undecided, was suddenly stunned, because when he saw the female zombie's eyeballs, in addition to observing himself, he was staring more at the glove box.
The glove box was used by Bai Xiaofei to put his clothes, the box was covered, and a hair dryer was thrown on it.
The most commonly used small household appliance for women is hair dryers.
Speaking of this hair dryer, it is really difficult for Bai Xiaofei to speak, logically speaking, a man does not need a hair dryer, but the problem is that the single room in the apartment rented by Bai Xiaofei is too small, and there is no place to dry the clothes after washing, even if it is a large piece of clothes and pants that can be dried in the shade, but **** or something, it is always tidal.
H city is located in the south, there is a lot of rain, especially in the rainy season, people can go crazy under the continuous rain, and at the same time, Bai Xiaofei, who has been wearing the tide ****, will also itch crazy under his crotch.
So Bai Xiaofei gave full play to the style of a 2B youth and bought a cheap hair dryer for 60 yuan to dry ****.
Now, the female zombie's eyeballs on the tip of the fleshy tentacles have been staring at the hair dryer dangling.
Bai Xiaofei had a flash of inspiration - that's right! Female zombies love this hair dryer!
It's all a woman's instinct!
Women are born with a love of beauty, can sit in front of the dresser for hours, draw eyebrows and lips, and then comb and comb their hair, among which the hair dryer is one of the most customary artifacts of female compatriots, which man thinks that the hair dryer in the hands of women is only used to dry hair after bathing, then he is definitely kicked in the head by a donkey. The hair dryer can play countless tricks in the hands of women, and even has the function of temporary perm.
Bai Xiaofei's female neighbor was also an extremely stinky and beautiful woman before the mutation, and Bai Xiaofei once saw her receive a Taobao package, which contained a hair dryer.
When the female neighbor unpacked and inspected the goods, Bai Xiaofei looked at the corners of her mouth twitching directly beside her, because the hair dryer actually has 5 detachable hair nozzles of different shapes, which are comb-shaped nozzles, hair nozzles, diffusion nozzles, and what are the functions of negative ions, fine water ions, constant temperature, and hot and cold air...... This is a hair dryer, a high-tech killer. A big killer for the precious time of murdering men and girlfriends!
It seems that the deep-rooted instinct of being a woman to love beauty is still influencing the mutated female zombie. Perhaps, this is the only remaining consciousness of her human being.
This is your only chance!
Bai Xiaofei slowly turned sideways, stretched out his arm, and poked towards the hair dryer on the glove box.
The female zombie immediately reacted, the flesh tentacles suddenly turned around, the pupils in the eyeballs opened wide, forcing Bai Xiaofei to star, and the sharp teeth that the ribs mutated into also opened slightly.
Bai Xiaofei had already prepared, tried his best to control his panicked tone, and said softly: "You like this hair dryer, right?" It's okay, I'll teach you how to use it. You must have forgotten how to use this hair dryer, right? It's a good thing, it can blow a warm wind and blow on your body, but it's comfortable. Don't be nervous, I'll show you. ”
Bai Xiaofei's tone was full of stutters, like a boyfriend who was waiting in front of the dresser, watching his girlfriend change another tube of lipstick to try the color, and couldn't help it, flatteringly asking her boyfriend when she would be able to go to the movie "Transformers".
Not to mention, although the female zombie does not have any organs that resemble ears, she seems to understand what Bai Xiaofei means, and the mouth on her chest slowly closes.
Bai Xiaofei's sweaty hand finally reached the handle of the hair dryer, and with the slightest movement, he lifted the hair dryer and aimed it at the female zombie-female zombie's eyeballs.
With the start of the small motor of the electric fan, the hot air heated by the heating wire sprayed out of the mouth of the blow dryer, blowing right on the eyeball at the tip of the meat tentacle.
If it were a normal ordinary woman, her eyes were blown like this by a hair dryer, and one ear would have been fanned on Bai Xiaofei's face, but the "brain-dead" female zombie has a completely abnormal physiological structure, and the hot wind blows on the eyeballs, which seems to be extremely enjoyable. The flesh tentacles even moved a little closer to the hair dryer, and the pupils in the eyeballs narrowed into a slit, and the flesh tentacles were still shaking.
It's like a woman humming and shaking her head while blowing a hair dryer.
Bai Xiaofei's body went limp, and he sat down on the ground - damn, the adventure was successful!
After a while, I can't die.
Bai Xiaofei sat on the ground, with his back against the door of the toilet, holding a hair dryer in his hand, a female zombie, squatting less than a meter away from Bai Xiaofei, obediently like a puppy, the eyeballs on the top of the meat tentacles, freehand enjoying the hot air blown out by the hair dryer, and from time to time making a strange sound of "chirping", a look of enjoyment.
Bai Xiaofei has been "serving" female zombies like this for almost half an hour, although his life has been extended by half an hour, but Bai Xiaofei has no intention of being happy at all, because in this half an hour, he has not come up with any effective escape methods.
He tried, as soon as he released the button and the hair dryer stopped, the female zombie would open her big mouth and threaten to cut two rows of sharp teeth, forcing herself to turn it back on.
Do you want to be a personal barber for this female zombie for the rest of your life? Bai Xiaofei wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't wait for the hair dryer in his hand to be an ion gun, boom, and blast the female zombie into scum with that damn cute-looking eyeball!
Alas, what to do? What to do? When is this a head?
Bai Xiaofei was upset for a while, his current mood had recovered from the panic he had just seen the female zombie, and he had personally confirmed that the female zombie could also be hurt - he cut off her head with just a knife!
But the fatality of this type of zombie is not in the head, but there must be another way to kill this female zombie, after all, the other party is not a steel and iron bone, no matter how mutated, in short, it is still a carbon-based creature. Even a silicon-based creature like a Transformer can be blasted into slag when it encounters a human weapon, so this female zombie will definitely be killed!
However, it is easier said than done, Bai Xiaofei now has a hair dryer in his hand, and he doesn't even have a slightly sharper instrument, how can he kill this female zombie?
Bai Xiaofei had a sad face, he was worried, and suddenly heard the hair dryer in his hand, making a cooing sound, he was stunned, and then he smelled a smell of plastic.
Not good! Due to the long-term use of the hair dryer, the internal heating wire is overheated, the plastic parts are melting, and the built-in fan is the first to be affected, and the motor is about to burn out!
Bai Xiaofei hurriedly turned off the hair dryer.
However, the female zombie was not happy, her mouth opened again, and she rubbed her sharp teeth threateningly against Bai Xiaofei.
Bai Xiaofei hurriedly explained: "The hair dryer will break if it blows again, so you have to let it rest - rest, do you understand it, it's just sleeping......"
The female zombie didn't care about Bai Xiaofei's defense at all, but opened her mouth wider, and made a sound similar to "hungry" from her chest.
Bai Xiaofei hurriedly turned on the hair dryer to appease the angry female zombie, he knew that he couldn't last long, the heating wire would soon burn out the built-in fan, once the fan stopped, the heat of the heating wire would rise sharply, and then burn out the plastic shell. When the time comes, he will either be eaten by a female zombie, or he will be electrocuted by a burnt hair dryer leaking electricity......
Bai Xiaofei was stunned - he almost jumped up and slapped himself hard, you pig head, why did you forget the electricity! Electrocution of female zombies!