a)

On the green grass, a four- or five-year-old child wearing bright yellow cuffs embroidered with double dragon play beads was lying listlessly, a white and tender little hand kept pulling the grass beside him, as if he was struggling with a big problem, suddenly, the child sat up suddenly, and sighed three times in an old-fashioned manner: "Alas, alas, alas! ”

A child standing next to him, who was about the same as him, looked at him with round eyes and guarded, took a few steps back quietly, and stammered: "Prince, no...... no,"

"Nerd, come here!" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince frowned slightly, his delicate little face pulled down, and he glared at him unhappily,

The little baby, known as Derpy, also frowned and was entangled: Mother said that she wanted to listen to the prince; Niangniang said, don't listen to the prince, a handsome little face is full of confusion, who is he listening to?

His Royal Highness the little prince, who couldn't wait for a response, blew up his hair, and scolded angrily: "Little nerd, if you don't come again, this prince won't take you out to play, and let you stay here all the time!" ”

Hearing what he said, the nerd took a few steps back and left the palace? He is not rare, anyway, he can go out every day, and he can pester his father to buy those sweet and sour things to eat, "Prince, Niangniang said, you are not allowed to put croton in the master's tea today; It is not allowed to bring little white and little black into the imperial dining room; It is not allowed to secretly put the medicine of the little prince into the body of the palace maid; No ......"

"Shut up!" The little prince jumped up angrily, pointed at him, his lips trembled, "You, you, these are all done by you, how can the queen mother rely on this prince!" ”

The nerd blinked, tilted his head to look at him for a moment, and said calmly: "Niang Niang said, children can't lie, do what must be admitted,"

"How dare you say that this prince is Laipi?!" The little prince's voice suddenly became high, as if he had been greatly insulted, and he was immediately furious, but it was a pity that the child's immature voice discounted his slow-life majesty a lot, and at this time, the beautiful Danfeng eyes on his delicate little face widened,

Well, my mother said, he is a little man, he is a little adult, and he wants to let the prince go. The nerd lowered his little head and gave him a skull.

The two children are at a stalemate.

A large group of palace maids and eunuchs standing quietly next to him calmly pretended not to see it, and sure enough, the little prince pursed his lips, his voice lowered, and he was extremely aggrieved, "Those were made by the prince, but you also did it, why didn't the queen mother say you?!" ”

The nerd blinked and guessed, "Taifu said, you have to do big things, you can't ...... No...... Indulge...... Yu Sheng."

"Wrong, nerd, 'addiction to sound' shouldn't be used in this place," the little prince put his hands behind his back and his face was serious, "it should be indulged in fun." ”

"Oh," the nerd nodded heavily, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is smart, and the Taifu often praises him, his mother said it, and his mother said it, if he doesn't understand, he has to ask, "Why?" ”

"Stupid!" The little prince glanced at him with disdain, and then flew away in anger because he didn't cooperate just now, and looked at the little nerd with compassion, the idiot is so stupid, and the slow reaction of the head should be. He proudly lifted his delicate little chin, "I heard you clearly." Sound and color refer to sound and color, and we didn't even say sound and color just now, so of course we can't use that word. ”

The nerd nodded in understanding, his eyes sparkling and adoring him.

The little prince's self-confidence swelled unprecedentedly, and he waved his hand proudly, "Let's go, let's go find the queen mother." ”

From then on, the nerd remembered this great explanation. Once, when the nerd came home, he saw his mother embroidering, and he ran over and sat down next to his mother to see that there was a colorful phoenix on it, and there was this flute that had always been beautiful, very beautiful.

Lu Liu saw the son next to him and touched his little head, "Xiao Tie, mother will play with you in a while, okay?" ”

The nerd nodded, but saw his mother's slightly red eyes, a little worried, and said righteously: "Mother, you can't indulge in lust!" ”

The hand of the green willow holding the needle trembled, "......"

(b)

"Prince, wait for me,"

"Shhh

The nerd looked at the serious Royal Highness the Prince, looked at the closed door, and wondered, "Why don't you go in?" ”

"Stupid, let's go in, my father and queen mother won't find us." Qi Ye pointed to the window, "In a while, I'll climb in from here, and you're guarding this prince here,"

The nerd struggled with the difference between entering through the window and entering through the door. But nodded obediently, and said, "Don't worry, I'll help you keep it."

Of course, the nerd's guard is to stand straight by the window and watch his little prince climb in, and the rest is none of his business.

Qi Ye was satisfied, and patted his little shoulder appreciatively as a sign of appreciation. So the little prince pushed open the window with all his might, fortunately the little guy has this kung fu foundation, which is a head higher than him The platform is still barely able to do, and so on until Qi Ye pouted the little ass and climbed in, staring at a pair of flickering Danfeng eyes and looked at it, puzzled: What about the father and the queen mother? Haven't you gotten up yet?

He pursed his lips, but a gleam flashed in his eyes. He walked cautiously and lightly, and as he reached the screen, he heard a strange sound.

Qi Ye stopped puzzled, how did the queen mother's voice change, and the father's also changed. Is it sick? Uncle Huang said that a sick person must not only lie down, but also change his voice. He used to lie in bed for a long time, and the queen mother treated him much better, and even his uncle, whom he didn't see often, came.

The little guy was worried, Danfeng's eyes were dyed with sadness, and he staggered around the screen and threw himself on the bed, "Father and Queen Mother, don't get sick, don't make Queen Mother angry at night, and don't cut Father's hair...... Oops! The little one was thrown onto the couch and rolled into it.

"Qi Ye! Who let you in! It was the angry roar of his father.

"Little bun, copy the Four Books and Five Classics twice!" It was his mother's faint order.

The little guy listened blankly, staring at Ye Qianmo's similar Danfeng eyes, and looked at his disheveled father and queen mother suspiciously, "Father and queen mother are playing goblin fights?" ”

Ye Qianmo put on her clothes very quickly, and when she heard her baby's words, she suffocated, calmly got dressed, got out of bed calmly, and didn't forget to put a cloak on her husband who was full of fire and dissatisfaction, and walked to Xiao Baozi with a smile, "Good son, how do you know that this is a goblin fight?" The conspiracy theory instantly put her head on the table, hey, as soon as she entered the palace gate, she had to worry, Ye Qianmo glanced at Qi Zifeng who reacted accusatorily.

"Taifu said."

"Taifu?" That stubborn, bite-sized old pedant?!

"I went to my father's study, and saw a book with many pictures in it, just like my father and my mother just did, so I asked the Taifu a woman who didn't wear clothes, and the Taifu was very unhappy at that time, saying that these people were all demons...... The demon ......," the little guy thought for a moment, "and the goblin in the queen mother's mouth has the same meaning." ”

"Why the fight?"

The little guy looked at his father with disdain, it seemed that his father was old, and he didn't know this, "This is the position when I fought with the nerd. Of course, it's a goblin fight. ”

Ye Qianmo Qi Zifeng, "......"

Ye Qianmo looked at the small bun with a 'look of I'm very smart and praise me', indicating that the Yali pear is very big.