Chapter 38: Lice
I suppressed the shock in my heart, dispelled the strange feeling in my heart, hung up the safety buckle, and slid towards the opposite side, there was a dumb man on the opposite side for a while, a qiē was very smooth, but when it was the turn of tofu, this kid didn't dare to live or die, I was angry and funny, and said: "Are you a man, the Meng girl is here, you have to procrastinate again, just stay alone." ”
When Tofu heard this, he wanted to cry without tears, while howling that he was actually a girl, he closed his eyes and slid over with a whining voice, and after arriving, his legs trembled, and he said, "Lao Chen, do you know what I thought of in the moment just now?" ”
I motioned for him to say something and fart quickly.
Tofu said: "I think about it, after I die, what will happen to my Weibo and QQ, my friends in it can't find me, how sad it should be," I told him to shut up and said: "Sick, there are two fans in your Weibo, one of them is still me, and the other is advertising, who will be sad?" As for QQ...... Well, the girl who sells wine in it will indeed be sad if you are missing this wronged leader. ”
After I finished speaking, I ignored the coward, walked over to the corpse of the snowman and looked at it, this snowman was snow-white on the outside, the upper body was stained with blood, and the lower body looked quite clean. After one glance, I suddenly noticed that something seemed to be moving in the snowman's hair.
What is it?
I couldn't help but squat down, slightly brushed away a layer of hair, and immediately saw that under the skin of the snowman, some small black insects larger than sesame seeds were crawling densely, and I was so shocked that I quickly withdrew. Seeing this, Feng Ghost on the side said, "It's a parasite, it seems to be lice." "Perhaps attracted by the smell of blood, they swayed under their fur, and all headed for their bleeding heads, and soon they were crawling all over the bloody places.
One of the young men in the team was surprised: "There are lice in such a cold place?" ”
Tofu observed and said, "You see you haven't taken a biology class, lice are very cold and heat resistant, unless the low temperature is minus 100 degrees, they can't freeze to death, hiss...... Why are there more and more, I feel itchy all over my body when I see it. When I was a child, I picked up a stray cat, and my mother wouldn't let me keep it, so I secretly hid it in my room, and it slept with me at night...... Then I got lice, and it was very itchy. ”
I said, "Okay, lice have something to look at, let's hurry." When everyone saw this dense group of lice, they all felt uncomfortable and tightened their cuffs, and hurriedly stayed away from the snowman, who knew that after only two steps, the blood-sucking lice group suddenly turned around and crawled towards us, forming a black line, and suddenly looked at it, like a big black snake.
Feng Ghost's face changed and he said, "It's not good...... Lice can tell between living and dead things, they rely on parasitism to reproduce, and now that the snowman is dead, it's eyeing us, run! ”
Everyone spread out and ran wild in the snow, but don't underestimate the small lice swarm, their speed is very fast, plus a large number, densely crawling down from the snowman, it looks even more terrifying, I thought, the snowman was not sucked by their blood and died, it's a miracle,
Seeing that I couldn't shake it off, I hurriedly asked the mute: "Do you have a high-pressure musket?" "At this time, only the fire is the most useful.
The dumb man didn't reply, but the Japanese woman stammered, "It's too cold here to use a musket, so I didn't bring ...... Ah, they're so fast. Compared to us men, the two women were even more shocked, the tofu ran slowly, almost crying, and said to Mengmeng: "Aren't you good at releasing Gu, aren't you an expert in playing with bugs, is there a way to deal with them?" ”
Meng Meng said as he ran: "In such a cold place, my Gu magic can't be used. "As soon as my heart moved, I backhanded my hands and touched the equipment bag, ready to get a solid fuel piece out. At this time, the people who were behind us had already caught up, and some lice that were running in front of them climbed up with their feet. They grow so small that they can crawl into them along the trouser tubes and slits, and disappear as soon as they get on the body. In fact, my speed can be faster, the key is that tofu is like a third-level cripple, in order to take care of him, I am a lot slower, and I can't help but secretly complain: I knew this was the case, even if this kid hanged himself and jumped off the building, I shouldn't have taken him on the road.
Those things were nowhere to be seen, but I already felt itchy and crispy on my body, as if some little bugs were scurrying, so I don't want to mention the feeling. However, it is comforting that because the snow is not suitable for running, the lice group quickly caught up with the others, except for the dumb man, Lu Su and Feng Ghost Hand, who ran relatively fast, were safe and sound, and the rest of them were scolding the mother, which made me and Tofu have a lot of balance in our hearts. It wasn't until I got the solid fuel and threw it back that I stopped the black snake that was chasing me.
Everyone took advantage of this opportunity to quickly run away, running wildly in the ice and snow as if there were wolves chasing behind them. The smaller the thing, the more tenacious the vitality, lice, flies, these species that have survived for tens of millions of years, people are really helpless.
Running in one breath until the whole body was weak and dizzy, everyone stopped. The high altitude is really not suitable for this kind of exercise, as soon as it stops, everyone's movements are the same, and they start to tickle, itching their heads, itching their backs, itching their feet, and itching their balls, like a group of monkeys, not to mention how aggrieved. The two girls were even more annoyed, and while scratching everywhere, Meng Meng said: "This thing is very well reproduced, and they have not yet begun to lay eggs while they are on their upper bodies, so hurry up and find a way to get rid of them, otherwise in a day, these things will lay eggs on their bodies, and they will not be able to get rid of them." ”
Tofu scratched everywhere and said urgently: "How to get it?" ”
Meng Meng glared and said, "Of course it's a bath, wash it right away, wash it right away." ”
The black loach, who can shrink his bones, said: "Where can I take a bath in this cold and snowy place?" ”
Lu Su and the dumb man and Feng Ghost Hand were far away from our group, afraid that we would be infected with lice, and Lu Su muttered to the mute, and he didn't know what to say.
After a few moments, the mute motioned to us not to waste time, to scratch and scratch at will, but to keep going. Tofu greeted the mute ancestors of the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, scratching at the same time, and everyone was in a state of itchy and crispy, and the team was in a very irritable state.
In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon, more than two hours before sunset, and it was estimated that it was about to set up camp, but it was expected that no one would be able to sleep peacefully with parasites. At this moment, the dumb man and Lu Su suddenly stopped, the two seemed to be discussing something, Lu Su pointed to the left, the dumb man nodded slightly, made a gesture, signaled to adjust the direction, and the team went to the left.
Tofu tickled and said, "Strange, why did you suddenly change your route?" I'm going to inquire. But before Tofu approached, he was driven back by Feng Ghost Hand, Feng Ghost Hand said, "Stay away from me, don't infect me." ”
Tofu was angry, his eyes rolled, he suddenly accelerated, and rushed towards Feng Ghost's hand. Feng Ghost Hand didn't expect Tofu to come to this move, and he was bumped into his arms all of a sudden, and then, Tofu hugged his hands tightly, deliberately overwhelmed Feng Ghost Hand, and along the small snow slope with a slope, the two rolled several times.
By the time Feng Ghost got up angrily, he had already reached out and scratched the back of his neck.
When the tofu was spoiled, he ran away and hid behind me, and I thought about it and could only say, "It's good." Why don't you go and pounce on Lu Su, or pounce on the dumb? ”
Tofu showed an expression that you are a stupid hat and said, "I pounce on them? I'm looking for death? ”
I was happy, and I said that this kid still knows that persimmons should be pinched softly, which is a big progress. Looking at Ghost Feng's hand-holding pig's liver-colored face, and his expression that he couldn't attack, not to mention how cool it was. After adjusting the direction and walking for about three to five minutes, I suddenly smelled a faint smell on the tip of my nose, like sulfur.
How can there be a smell of sulfur in this snowy mountain?
As soon as this thought came to me, I heard Meng Meng laugh in front of me and say, "Hot springs! Then he ran briskly forward. I squinted and saw a natural pool in front of me, and the surface of the pool was misty, and the faint smell of sulfur came from there.
Could it be that the mute suddenly changed course because he knew that there was a water source?
Strange, how could he know so much about the layout of this snow-capped mountain?
Even if someone gave him the route, but the hot spring is not the same as ours, how did he know?
A group of people who had been itching for a day, seeing where the hot spring could still endure it, Meng Meng first tested the temperature with his hands, and directly began to take off his clothes, without shying away, he went into the water in his underwear. Immediately afterwards, Tofu was the first to react, ran over quickly, threw the equipment bag to the side, and also pulled his clothes into the water. In a few moments, except for the dumb man and Lu Su, everyone was soaked in the water. As soon as I got out of the water, some lice hiding on my body surfaced. Tofu described: "Watching them struggle on the surface of the water is very pleasant, and it is more refreshing than jerking off." ”
Lu Su stood by the hot spring and smiled, and said, "You guys, clean your body, I'll go to camp slowly." After saying that, he leisurely began to set up his tent. Only the Japanese woman was more reserved, refusing to go into the water together and sitting alone.
Everyone was in the water, tossing for more than an hour, before they finally felt that their bodies were clean, and they climbed ashore one by one with dry mouths.
Tofu said with emotion: "I suddenly have a feeling that I really want to marry Lu Su as his wife, if only he were a woman." ”
I said, "Do you dare to say this in front of him?" ”
Tofu said, "Don't dare." ”