"Nonsense!"

"Do I have to lie to you?"

His eyes were so sharp that I was a little furious when he saw him, so I had to quickly change the topic! couldn't help but glance straight at Wu's head not far away, and asked with a worried face, "What about this guy?" ”

"It's been a while since the mandrill died, but he hasn't woken up for a long time......"

"Oh?"

As soon as he heard this, even if he knew that I was changing the topic, Brother Zhou's face couldn't help but change slightly! While frowning, he hurriedly beckoned to me: "Quick! Help me over and have a look. ”

I just wanted to change the topic, so I mentioned it in passing, but I didn't expect that Brother Zhou would have such a big reaction.

My face also changed, and I dared to hesitate, holding Brother Zhou, and then hurriedly came to the front of Wu's head.

"Huh?"

After a careful inspection, Brother Zhou's brows couldn't help but wrinkle deeper, and he quickly rolled the eyes of Wu's head again, and then said with a look of anger: "Grass! It's going to be busy again! ”

"Huh?"

I couldn't keep up with the rhythm and couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean?" ”

"Alas!"

sighed heavily, and Brother Zhou said with an ugly expression: "This guy actually lost his soul!" We must summon him immediately, otherwise he will only be like this for the rest of his life, basically no different from a vegetative person. ”

"Isn't it?"

As soon as this remark came out, I couldn't help but be shocked, although I have a deep prejudice against Wu's head, but after all, we have been busy with this matter all day! If in the end, Wu's head is still not saved, then wouldn't we be busy in vain?

It's also too devastating!

So I subconsciously said to Brother Zhou: "Since you want to summon spirits, let's hurry up!" If he really became a vegetative person, he might as well simply give him a knife, lest he go back and hurt the poor mother and son. ”

"Huh?"

Brother Zhou looked at me in surprise, and couldn't help but give me a thumbs up: "Good idea!" Why don't we give him a good time now? ”

……

Brother Zhou said that he wanted to give him a good time, but of course it was just a joke.

We went to such great lengths to save him from the mandrill, and now we want to kill him, so aren't we fed?

"Boy! The conjuring is also not a dinner party, don't think of it too simply! ”

While talking, Brother Zhou briefly introduced the process of "conjuring spirits" to me, and it was not as simple as I imagined, it was just like drawing talismans, very cumbersome!

Not only do you need to chant the mantra over and over again, but you also need tools like the "Spiritist Flag", which is responsible for attracting the soul.

In desperation, we had to hurry back to the bungalow at the bottom of the mountain.

My body was already injured a lot, and now I have to carry Wu's head down the mountain, with my temper, I really want to throw him directly into the mountain stream.

When I finally got back to the bungalow down the hill, I was so tired that I almost collapsed, but I was immediately busy again. For a while, I was busy preparing various materials, and for a while, I had to make the so-called "Soul Flag" according to Brother Zhou's instructions, which was simply in a hurry.

Brother Zhou is good, relying on himself to be more injured than me, and directly became the shopkeeper, until I made the "Soul Flag", he still had no intention of doing it.

I handed him the finished "Soul Flag", but he didn't take it for a long time, but smiled at me mysteriously: "You come!" ”

"What do you mean?"

Frowning slightly, I said in my heart that I can't summon spirits at all, aren't you a strong man?

"You can't learn it!"

As if guessing what I was thinking, Brother Zhou smiled slightly, and this spell of the conjuring spirit was written directly on the paper. At the same time, he also told me some do's and don'ts for conjuring, such as footwork and the like.

At first, I actually rejected it in my heart.

But I soon understood that Brother Zhou was not just doing this to be lazy, but more like he was teaching me to learn the Tao in a "disguise".

Thinking of my helplessness in the face of mandrills just now, I couldn't help but be full of energy all of a sudden!

Am I not thirsting for power?

Then start with a small matter, as the so-called "art is not pressing", if you can learn to "conjuring spirits", it seems to be a very good choice.

So, I gladly accepted Brother Zhou's arrangement, drove the ducks to the shelves, and danced the spirit flag, which began to keep wandering back and forth around Wu's big head!

Stepping on the "Yu step", at the same time the mouth vibrated with words: "Wandering souls, where to stay, the three souls descend early, the seven spirits come, the riverside wilderness, temples and villages ......"

"The gate of heaven is open, the gate of the earth is open, the boy of thousands of miles sends his soul, and the soulless Wu ...... Wu...... Uh......"

Reading this, I was suddenly stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that we didn't seem to know the real name of Wu's head at all, so I subconsciously looked at Brother Zhou with a wry smile.

"That's right!"

slapped his head violently, and Brother Zhou couldn't help but react at once, and scolded secretly: "Damn!" Why did you forget about this stubble? ”

"Forget it, you can try it with Wu's head first, it's really not good, let's go find the mother of the plug!"

"Okay!"

Shrugged slightly, time was pressing, and it seemed that this was the only way to go, so I continued to read: "Soul Lost Wu Big Head, please Taishang Laojun is as urgent as the law!" ”

I read it again, but there was no response, so I had to read it a second and third time......

After reading it five times in a row, I wanted to give up directly, and suddenly, the surroundings suddenly became cloudy, and I could clearly feel something outside, slowly floating in......

Running the "Earth Eye Pass" to take a closer look, isn't the person who is cowering and standing at the door the soul of Wu's big head?

With joy in my heart, I couldn't help but hurry up and continue to read it, and read it three more times, which guided the soul of Wu's big head and successfully got back into the body on the bed.

"Gross-"

Almost at the moment when his soul just returned, his body immediately reacted, coughed violently twice, and opened his mouth to spit out a large amount of pickled things, which was fishy and pungent, which was called a nausea.

Seeing this, Brother Zhou couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, so he waved his hand directly at me: "Okay!" Everyone meets in Pingshui, we can do this, and it can be regarded as doing our best to him! ”

"As for the rest, leave it to his wife!"

"Yes!"

nodded thoughtfully, I didn't want to help him clean up those pickled things, followed Brother Zhou, and went straight to the town.

We successfully found the mother of the plug, briefly introduced the situation of Wu's big head, said that the matter had been completely resolved, and asked her to go back to take care of her husband quickly.

"Really?"

As soon as she heard that the matter had finally been completely resolved, the mother of the bolt immediately cried with joy and was about to kneel down to us, but was stopped by Brother Zhou.

Then he listened to Brother Zhou's expression and stopped: "That...... In fact, there is another thing, although your man is out of danger, he will soon be seriously ill, and ...... Uh......"

Speaking of this, Brother Zhou couldn't help but hesitate even more, and after a long time, he said: "Moreover, I am afraid that he has no ability to have children!" ”

"Huh?"

As soon as these words came out, I and the mother of the plug were stunned almost at the same time, and then I couldn't help but laugh suddenly: "Actually...... On the other hand, this isn't necessarily a bad thing! ”

"Huh?"

Brother Zhou looked at me in surprise and asked, "What do you say?" ”

"It's not easy!"

Blinked mysteriously at Brother Zhou, I continued: "The surname Wu is infertile, so the little bolt will undoubtedly become his only child, and naturally he will not be treated as he did before!" Maybe he will change his sex, and he will treat their mother and son well from now on. ”

"That's right!"

After hearing this, Brother Zhou couldn't help but nod in a sudden realization, and he didn't plan to comfort the mother, but instead said "congratulations" to her.

“……”

This is really nonsense, her man has lost the ability to have children, and we actually want to say hello to her instead......

That is, their family situation is relatively special, otherwise, if this is a different family, if they don't take a knife to each other, at least they will scold!

The mother's reaction was flat, but the joy in her eyes could not be concealed in any way, and it was obvious that she also agreed with my point of view.

I even think that she was completely disappointed in Wu's head, but now because of this, she has renewed hope in Wu's head.

After thanking us for a long time, she hurried home with the little bolt. But I asked her to remember to look at her bedside when she went back, because when I was leaving, I had quietly stuffed the 7,000 yuan under the pillow.

"Boy? Are you rich? ”

After watching his mother walk away, Brother Zhou couldn't help but suddenly say, "Since you are so rich, why don't you ask me to go to the city for a big health care?" ”

“……”

Although I am not deeply involved in the world now, and at the same time I am very pure, I also know the meaning of "great health care". Shaking his head a little speechlessly, he pointed to a small restaurant on the side of the road: "Forget it, I'll invite you to dinner." ”