In the confinement room of the 9th maintenance company, Hu Erpang in a deep dream snored vigorously, he seemed to be born with nothing to worry about, as long as he was full of food and drink, he could sleep peacefully anywhere. On the contrary, Hao Yi was a little anxious in the bare confinement room on all sides, swaying back and forth.

As soon as they came to the company to report, the two were locked up by the company commander on the grounds that they had acted without authorization for 24 hours and their whereabouts were unknown. As soon as he thought of this, Haoyi was a little inexplicably angry. However, although he knew that it was the company commander's personal vendetta and found a reason to show his own evil anger, Haoyi could only endure this breath helplessly.

After Zhao Jiakun took Haoyi and the two into the office of the company commander Li Yi, he regretted it a little, because he saw Li Yizheng's face was iron-blue, and he seemed to be still angry. At this time, taking Haoyi and the two to report is undoubtedly going to touch the head. Although he just met Haoyi, the two recruits, Zhao Jiakun faintly liked these two soldiers. Although Haoyi is a little flamboyant, he can make people feel unrestrained, and Hu Erpang's honesty is somewhat similar to him. Zhao Jiakun also didn't want these two recruits to suffer the anger of a certain commander for no reason.

Sure enough, when Li Yi learned that Haoyi and the others were the two recruits that his cousin Li Yuangao was going to pick up, Li Yi's face instantly became more and more ugly. "Private Haoyi, Hu Liangtao! If you two are late for reporting, the company commander will punish you with three days of confinement! Li Yi angrily slapped the order of Haoyi and the two on the table, got up and shouted.

"Late?" Hao Yi, who didn't know how the word "afraid" was written since he was a child, ignored the angry Li Yi, but tilted his head to look at the order on the table, and said: "But company commander, this order says yes, within forty-eight hours, report to the respective companies." No more than thirty hours from yesterday to now! ”

As soon as Hao Yi spoke, Zhao Jiakun on the side kindly glanced at him again and again, but Hao Yi pretended as if he hadn't seen it, and still defended himself. When Haoyi finished speaking, Zhao Jiakun secretly said in his heart that it was not good, it was over, now these two boys are probably not as simple as confinement.

"You! The little bunny still dares to talk back! Company Commander Li Yi was choked by Haoyi for a while, scolded angrily, and paced back and forth anxiously behind the desk.

"Well, even if you're not late for the report! But instead of waiting for the special car sent to pick you up, you acted privately, and your whereabouts were unknown 24 hours a day! For this reason, this company commander can also punish you! Li Yi suddenly thought of another reason, gritted his teeth and ordered: "Private Haoyi and Hu Liangtao, you two acted without authorization for twenty-four hours and your whereabouts are unknown, violating the military discipline of this company!" Now the company commander announced that you will be sentenced to three days of confinement, plus cleaning the toilets of the whole company for a week! Also, write a deep check and hand it in! ”

"What?" Haoyi opened his mouth wide in shock and lost his voice. He didn't expect that the top boss in front of him would be able to come up with such a seemingly reasonable but rather far-fetched and shameless reason.

"What? Is the punishment too light? Then the company commander will add a little more? Li Yi raised his eyebrows and said coldly.

"Company commander, company commander, discourage! Hehe, then I'll take these two recruits to the confinement room! You're old! Zhao Jiakun, who was originally honest, was in a hurry, and even squeezed out a flattering smile to persuade him.

"Hmph, let these two rabbit cubs get away from Lao Tzu!" Li Yi waved his hand and shouted to Zhao Jiakun.

In this way, Haoyi and the others were inexplicably confined and confined in confinement. Although Haoyi knew that the cause of the incident was indeed caused by him and the fat sergeant, the bullshit company commander was also angry with himself because his car was destroyed. But then again, the company commander and the fat sergeant didn't know that they were driving the truck at the time, so they were "inexplicably" angry at themselves, which really made Haoyi a little angry.

"Damn, is this just an official who crushes people to death? Ya, Lao Tzu must be a generalissimo in the future, and when the time comes, hehe, Lao Tzu will directly confine you for 300 days! Oh no, it's too little, 3,000 days is even more enjoyable! Haoyi said indignantly in his heart.

During the three days that the two of them were confined, they were not very hungry because of the special care of Zhao Jiakun, the leader of the heart-warming squad. Three days later, Haoyi and the others were escorted to clean the toilet by fat sergeant Li Yuangao. The toilets in the base were originally cleaned by fully automated intelligent machinery. However, in order to preserve this way of punishing soldiers, the company commander Li Yi ordered the removal of these machines, and specially put those soldiers who were punished on weekdays to clean the toilets.

"Brother Hao, why do I think this day is more difficult than when I was in the new barracks!" Hu Erpang, who was following behind Hao Yi with a bucket and a mop, cried wailingly. Although there are only about 100 people in the entire company, there are more than 10 public toilets alone, and the perverted company commander actually ordered to clean up once in the morning, noon and evening. In this way, Haoyi and the two have to spend almost all day in the toilet. smelling the stench in the toilet all day long, I have no appetite for food, let alone snacks.

"Don't worry, Brother Hao, you Brother Hao, I will kill these perverted guys one day!" Haoyi stopped the mop in his hand and turned back to comfort Hu Erfat.

At this time, there was a "buzz", the automatic door of the toilet opened, and the fat sergeant Li Yuangao walked in with a swagger with several non-commissioned officers.

"Private private, have you cleaned the toilet? The platoon grown-up needs to use the toilet! A sergeant behind Li Yuangao probed at Haoyi and the two and asked.

"Report Platoon Commander! This toilet is cleaned, so please use it! Hearing this, Hao Yi had an idea, stomped the mop in his hand to the ground, and replied loudly. The mop leader was originally full of dirty water, but he was stomped by Haoyi, and the dirty water was scattered and splashed in all directions. Although the splash was not high, it still splashed everywhere on the upper of Li Yuangao's trousers, and Haoyi and the others naturally didn't care because they were wearing special high water boots.

"You!" The chubby Li Yuangao was frightened by Haoyi's actions, and saw that his trouser legs and uppers were full of dirty water, so angry that his little eyes widened, and he scolded: "Private Haoyi, you call it cleaned up?" You've got your hands dirty on this platoon upper! Now I order you to wipe the boots of the platoon commander clean at once! ”

"Report to the platoon commander, your military boots are not part of this toilet, so I have no obligation to scrub them!" Haoyi raised his head and replied without being humble or arrogant.

"You! You dare to disobey the orders of this platoon commander, beware of this platoon commander going to the company commander to accuse you of dereliction of duty! Li Yuangao was so angry that Haoyi's face trembled, and he scolded angrily.

"Uh, well! Platoon Chief, you're standing! Haoyi's eyes rolled and he answered.

"Hehe, the kid counts you as acquaintance!" Li Yuangao stretched out his feet contentedly, just waiting for Haoyi to come up and scrub. However, what he didn't expect was that Haoyi rushed over directly with a mop to his military boots.

"What are you doing?" Li Yuangao was so frightened that he hurriedly retracted his feet, looked at the dirty mop head and exclaimed.

"I'll shine your shoes!" Haoyi said deliberately stupidly.

"Nonsense! How can you shine your shoes with a mop?! Li Yuangao scolded with a blue face.

"But, platoon leader, there are only mops and other cleaning tools in this toilet! Why don't I brush you with the brush that wipes the toilet? Haoyi pretended to be innocent and said.

"You, you, dare, dare to humiliate this platoon commander! I'm telling you, I'm ...... Ouch! Li Yuangao was so angry with Haoyi that he stammered again, and when he was about to threaten the company commander to complain, he suddenly had a cramping pain in his stomach, and Li Yuangao hugged his fat round belly and scolded: "Lao Tzu will finish going to the toilet first, and I will settle accounts with you later!" After saying that, he rushed into the squatting position next to him.

"Boy, dare to provoke Platoon Commander Li, wait, you have to suffer!" The non-commissioned officers brought by Li Yuangao looked at Hao Yi and the two of them gloatingly, and one of the sergeants had a treacherous and weird smile and coldly whispered a word of warning to Hao Yi.

"Humph!" Haoyi didn't eat this, and snorted coldly with his nostrils facing the sky. At this time, a stench came out, and I heard a mountain sound of hula in Li Yuangao's squatting position, accompanied by Li Yuangao's comfortable moaning.

Hearing Li Yuangao's voice, Haoyi's heart flashed, and another idea of the whole person came out. Immediately after, without everyone noticing, a faint fluctuation spread from Haoyi's body to Li Yuan's squatting position.

"Boom! Whoa! Then I heard a muffled sound, accompanied by a terrible howl of Li Yuangao's "ah", and a string of dirty water mixed with feces and urine rushed up to the ceiling like a fountain. Frightened, everyone hurriedly and subconsciously scattered and fled.

"Mom! Help me! There's a bomb in the toilet! Then everyone saw Li Yuangao lifting his trousers, like a fat pig fleeing for his life, and suddenly jumped out of the squatting position. Looking at his situation, it was as if he had been thrown into a dung pit, and he had just climbed out, and he was as embarrassed as he was. There is still a lump of rice fields stuck to the fat white buttocks, and all kinds of filth are stuck up and down the body, and a strong stench spreads.

"Platoon commander, the toilet must be out of order, it can't be a bomb!" Those Li Yuangao's followers also covered their noses at this time and didn't dare to approach Li Yuangao, so they only said from a distance.

"Fucking Private Haoyi, are you the ghost? As soon as Weishenme Lao Tzu went to the toilet, the toilet broke down! As soon as he was reminded by his classmates, Li Yuangao was instantly "open-minded", holding his pants in one hand and pointing at Haoyi and scolding violently.

"Platoon leader, wronged, how can I have the ability to make the toilet suddenly break down when you go to the toilet when you are old!" Haoyi defended with a "crying" face.

"I don't care, it's your responsibility anyway! Brothers, give me these two rabbit cubs! Maybe he was dizzy with anger, or maybe he was trying to hide his embarrassment, Li Yuangao shouted at the gang.

"Two fat, guy! Damn, if you don't mess with you, you'll mess with you! Don't think that Lao Tzu is a soft persimmon that is easy to pinch! Hao Yi saw that Li Yuangao's dogs were about to pounce in response, knowing that he couldn't show weakness now, otherwise he would really be beaten in vain, so he raised his heart and raised the mop with dirty water in his hand, and greeted Hu Erpang behind him: "Ya, give these turtle grandsons a taste of the dirty water in the toilet!" ”

"Order!" Hu Erfat, who was originally wilting, suddenly came to his senses, and excitedly agreed, then picked up a whole bucket full of dirty water, and was about to splash it on Li Yuangao and others!

"You! Okay, count yourself ruthless! Lao Tzu will go to the company commander to accuse you of disobeying orders, dereliction of duty, and deliberately insulting your superiors! Seeing this, Li Yuangao had to grit his teeth and curse, then put on his pants and turned around and walked out angrily.

"Platoon commander, are we going to take a shower first!" The sergeant on the side kindly reminded in a low voice.

"Get out!" Li Yuangao glared at the little eyeballs and scolded angrily!