Tofu opened his mouth and trembled: "Pants, pants are ...... inside"

I said, "What's wrong with the inside of the pants?" Fuck, you shouldn't be lying on the ground and rubbing it twice, and the dick will be in good spirits, right? Forget about the spirit, there is a girl here, go back and find a corner to solve it yourself. ”

Tofu cried, "Fuck you pervert, something crawled in!" Beg...... Please, get it out of here. ”

Gu Wenmin was still crawling in front of me, and when he heard this, he turned his head and said in surprise: "No, how can something crawl into your pants?" Could it be a rat on the beam? ”

"Slippery, cool...... Like, like a snake. "Tofu is most afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, and he doesn't dare to move at this time, and his eyes look at me as if he is begging for help. I was shocked for a moment and said, "Why is the mouse interested in your ass, don't move, be careful that it bites your brother off, I'll come." With that, I turned and crawled backwards for a while, and when I looked at the torch, I suddenly chuckled in my heart, and the torch in my hand almost fell off.

It's summer, so when we came out, we were wearing loose and thin slacks, and tofu was lying on the ground, but through the loose pants, there was a bag the size of a human head bulging in the buttocks, and it was still squirming, and the scalp of people watching it was numb.

Tofu is more sensitive to snakes, he said that it is a snake inside, it can not be wrong, I stiffened, my heart was horizontal, I lifted the waistband of tofu and pulled it up, and the other hand quickly reached in, pinched a cold thing, pulled it out and threw it out, who knew that the thing reacted too quickly, opened my mouth and bit me on the wrist.

It didn't hurt much, I was just worried that it would be poisonous, and after throwing the snake out, I couldn't care about anything, so I put the wound in my mouth and sucked it.

At this moment, the snake was thrown by me under the stone, right next to the corpse. I saw that it was much larger than the rest of the snakes, and it had a red crown on its head. I used to hear people in the countryside that if there is a crown on the head of a snake, it means that it is the snake king, and killing the snake king will attract the revenge of other snakes.

I'm too lucky, how can I catch a snake king with a single grab?

I threw it from above the stone, and I guess it choked enough, and it bounced on the ground several times before it got up slowly, and then craned its neck and spit out at us above.

What's even more terrifying is that this snake king is poisonous, although I treated the wound in time, but the venom ran too fast, almost instantly, I felt like I had been anesthetized all over my body.

The snake king was playing hide and seek in the pants of the tofu, and I grabbed it out and threw it from a high altitude, the anger can be imagined, and as it hissed a few times, the little snake that was still playing in the corpse was happy, all turned the snake's head, followed the stone, and actually began to climb up.

My scalp tingled with surprise and said, "Quick, run." ”

Tofu and Gu Wenmin reacted quickly, and the two of them immediately sped up and crawled forward, I moved hard, although my consciousness was very clear, my brain was no longer able to command my body.

Tofu climbed a few steps and reached the position at the level of me, he exclaimed: "Lao Chen, why are you motionless, do you have feelings for the snake king, and you are ready to fall in love with the snake?" ”

I wanted to slap him twice, and scolded: "Lao Tzu was poisoned by a snake and couldn't move, I'm like this, it's not all your fault." Hearing this, Tofu looked nervous, looked down, and said, "It's not good, the snake is coming up, I'll drag you away." ”

The top of this place was the beams, which were only about a meter high, and we crawled on our knees at best, unable to fully stand up. Tofu used his strength to feed, turned me over, half-knelt on the ground, and humped me on his back to climb forward, but in this way, the speed was naturally much slower, and the little snake, while swimming, several of them had climbed to the top, chasing me and Tofu.

Tofu is a pen to draw, there is no strength in the hand, not to mention that I am such a big living person, the speed is even slower, in an instant, there is a small snake climbed on the foot of tofu. Tofu was very afraid of these things, his body stiffened, and he trembled obviously, but he didn't stop, and he didn't care about those little snakes, gritted his teeth and crawled forward.

Those snakes don't look small, they do have sharp teeth and sharp mouths, and in a few clicks, they bit the legs of the tofu with blood everywhere, and the tooth marks and holes bleed straight out, staining their pants red.

And those little snakes continued to climb up along his calves, and in Wangshan were thighs, buttocks, and waists. I felt a chill in my heart and sighed secretly, is it because when I used to do business, I did too many things without virtue, and now retribution is coming? Or is it the curse that is going to kill me today?

I said to Tofu: "Xiaodou, if it goes on like this, neither of us can escape, you put me down, give me a good time, and kill me with a knife." Tofu crawled forward with all his might, leaving blood marks under his knees, his eyes were blood-red, and he said in a dumb voice: "It's me who is burdening you, even if I die, I will take you out." ”

I said, "I really blame you for this, I don't understand, why did the snake burrow into your ass, you kid shouldn't have hidden some food and put it in your pants, right?" ”

Tofu cried and mourned, carrying heavy objects for a long time, his body was a little unstable, and said: "The conscience of heaven and earth, whoever hides things will hide them in his pants." ”

I said, "I've hid it before." ”

Tofu couldn't speak, scolded a mother, scrambled forward, his legs trembled, he didn't look back, so he couldn't see, only I could see, on those legs, there were more than a dozen small snakes, kept biting on his legs, although the wound was not big, but the bite was bloody, very terrible.

I knew I couldn't delay any longer, so I said to Tofu, "You put me down quickly." ”

Tofu said: "If you want to die together, I have no other merits, but I will never leave my brother behind and run for my life alone." ”

At the moment of life and death, my eyes also became hot, and I said to Tofu: "Xiaodou, although you usually cause trouble for me, but seriously, I don't dislike you." I will always remember that after leaving my hometown, the first new pair of pants I wore was bought for me with your pocket money; The first bowl of wontons I ate was also bought for me by you; When your parents didn't die, you weren't allowed to be friends with an uneducated little migrant worker like me, but you didn't agree, and you were given a chicken feather blanket, and the next day you came out over the wall to play with me. I Chen Hang has such a brother as you in my life, it's worth it, you quickly put me down and follow Wen Min to run for your life. ”

When Tofu heard this, he said with tears in his eyes: "Since you kid remember it so clearly, the next time you eat hot pot, can you not eat all the meat, I am not a rabbit." ”

I said, "The man doesn't flick if he has tears, I'm not dead yet, don't be in a hurry to cry for me." ”

Tofu said: "I am in pain." ”

At this time, Gu Wenmin in front of him hurriedly said: "When is this, you two are still in the mood to play treasure here." No matter how fast we are, we can't be as fast as the snake, I thought of a way, let's hurry up to the beam of the house, hide for a while and then think of countermeasures. ”

After Gu Wenmin's reminder, I couldn't wait to slap myself in the mouth, and said in my heart, why didn't I think of this stubble. There is no direct contact between the beams and the stone pillars, and the snake has no way to climb up, as long as it hides on it, it is safe.

We are very close to the beam here, Gu Wenmin is very good, very flexible, grabbed the beam with his hand, rolled his body, jumped up, and then grabbed my armpit with one hand, and lifted me to the beam, Tofu climbed up in a hurry, kicked the snake on his leg down.

After a turn on the line of life and death, the three of them sat on the beams of the house, palpitating, panting, and looking down, more and more snakes gathered on the stone mountain below us, raising their heads, spitting letters, looking at us, crowded and densely crawling.

Tofu pulled up his trouser legs, revealing his bloody feet, Gu Wenmin said: "Fortunately, these little snakes are not poisonous, I have some anti-inflammatory drugs in my bag, treat the wound first and take some pills." ”

The three of them hid on the beams of the house, which were so narrow that they could only sit on them, and they were so old that they were afraid that the inside would have been corrupted, and we didn't dare to make a big move. Tofu hastily treated the wound, and the three of them looked down anxiously.

Gu Wenmin asked me if I had any other discomfort in my body, if it was just paralysis, it would be easy to do, there is a common medicine called 'agave grass' in the mountains, which is a commonly used herb for the local Tujia people, specializing in treating all kinds of snake venom, she happens to know, as long as she leaves this place and finds a taste of agave to eat, it will be fine.

It's just that the most important thing now is that we are surrounded by snakes, how can we get out?

Whether the remaining two poachers are dead or alive, we don't care, saving people is a virtue, sacrificing oneself to save others, that's a hero, I don't have much interest in being a hero.

Tofu hugged his wrapped legs, looked palpitating, and muttered: "I'd rather kill myself than be bitten to death by these snakes, everyone hurry up and find a way, perverted Chen, haven't you always had the most ideas, how can you stop cooking at this time." ”

I said, "Remove the word pervert." After a pause, I said, "Don't argue, let me think about what to do." ”