Chapter 075: The road is uneven

"Hey, uncle, Lao Tzu is not dead yet, who the hell is in such a hurry to set up a tombstone for Lao Tzu!" Hearing Hu Erpang's shout, Hao Yi subconsciously looked back, and saw that the statue standing in the square was exactly the same as himself, and he was so angry that he jumped to his feet and scolded.

Hearing Hao Yi's abuse, the passers-by who passed by the two of them actually cast strange glances one after another, staring at Hao Yi and the two up and down viciously. It seems that as long as Hao Yi speaks and scolds one more word, these onlookers who don't know the truth will rush up and beat Hao Yi and the two of them hard.

That statue is indeed Hao Yi himself. It's just that Hao Yi on the statue, wearing heavy CMC armor, holding a cigarette in his mouth, stepping on a rock, carrying an assault rifle on his shoulder, and pointing diagonally with one hand, looks like a resentful woman who is scolding God.

And Haoyi, who returned to his hometown at this moment, because of his disguise, his thin face was naturally very different from his original appearance. So passers-by just treated him as a two-hundred-and-five-year-old from the countryside and despised him fiercely.

"Uh, Brother Hao, be quiet! We're here to eat, not to play! Feeling the strange and hot gazes from passers-by, Hu Erpang shrunk his neck, stretched out his hand and pulled Haoyi's sleeve, and cautiously persuaded.

"Okay, when Lao Tzu knows who cursed Young Master Ben like this, I have to peel his skin!" Haoyi didn't pay attention to the almost cannibalistic eyes of the crowd around him, pouted and muttered, and walked towards the statue with his head held high. I want to see what kind of rhetoric the second goods who set up tombstones for themselves will write to themselves!

"Uh......" However, when Hao Yi walked up to the statue, the thing was stunned. On the stone platform below the statue, only a row of words was simply engraved, on which was written "The Great Hero of the People of Mutus". Obviously, this is not a tombstone to curse Hao Yi, but a statue to commemorate Hao Yi's earth-shattering contribution to saving the entire planet.

"No, Brother Hao, you have become the big hero of the entire Mutus!" Hu Erfat, who was following behind Hao Yi, scratched his head in astonishment, and then came out with a sentence that almost made Hao Yi hit the ground with a pestle.

"Does that mean that Brother Hao, you are here in Mutus, and you don't have to pay the bill for whatever you eat and drink?"

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A moment later, in front of a small shop with special delicacies hanging in the food city, Hao Yi and the two were fighting against a table full of Pilong's special snacks. Of course, the dishes in front of Hu Erpang are naturally several times that of Haoyi.

"The boss pays the bills!" After eating a plate of fish-flavored tofu brain, Haoyi burped loudly and shouted at a middle-aged woman who was still charming.

"Uh, Brother Hao, I don't seem to have eaten enough......" Hu Er's fat tiantian mouth on the side looked unfinished, and muttered to Hao Yi in a low voice.

"You're a second goods, will you still be able to move if you eat it again? Girl, when you're done with business, you can eat whatever you want! Haoyi smiled politely at the middle-aged beautiful woman who came running over, handed over his citizen card, and then turned around and reprimanded Hu Erfat angrily.

"This young master, the special snacks of our Pilong City are the most famous in the entire Mutus planet, and many people can't put down their chopsticks as soon as they pick up the bowl!" The sophisticated middle-aged beauty introduced Hao Yi with a smile, and then picked up Hao Yi's citizen card and swiped it lightly on the convenient card reader, signaling Hao Yi to enter the fingerprint identification code on the card reader: "Xiexie, one thousand federal coins!" ”

"Ga ......" Haoyi and Hu Erfat's jaws slammed on the table.

"What's wrong, two?" The middle-aged beauty seemed to be a little puzzled by the reaction of Hao Yi and the others, and blinked her beautiful eyes and said a stunned sentence.

"No, it's okay! Hehe...... "Hao Yi didn't dare to be verbose this time, and after a while, he quickly pressed his fingerprints on the card reader, and scolded in his heart, what a fucking pit brother doesn't blink, this dog's Mutus people are really rich......

"What are you doing? Go away! At that moment, a woman's slightly frightened cry came from behind.

Haoyi followed the sound and turned around, and saw a beautiful woman with long hair fluttering on the stall in front of another food store not far away, screaming angrily at several gangster-looking young people around her.

"Hey, girl, it's quite personal! Come, call two more times to the master, tsk......" A yellow-haired thug wearing a nose ring stepped forward and stretched out his hand to hook the beautiful woman's thin chin.

"Fuck off, do you hear me! If you don't get out of the way, the old lady will call someone! The long-haired beauty was dressed casually, with a tight bare-the-shoulder red top on the top and a pair of light blue denim trousers on the bottom, which perfectly showed off her bumpy figure. He is about twenty years old, with a fair complexion, a peugeot melon seed face, and a pair of bright eyes that can talk, which is eye-catching. Looking at the dress, she seems to be an ordinary girl, but she seems to have a vague different temperament.

"It seems to be the people of the Earth Demon Gang, two, there are other interesting places in Pilong City, while it's still early, let's go shopping!" The beautiful lady beside her seemed to sense something from the eyes of Haoyi and the others, and whispered a reminder quietly.

"Xiexie hostess!" Haoyi put away the hippie smile, turned around and smiled gratefully at the proprietress with his big hand, and gently patted Hu Er's fat head who was holding the plate on the table, his face changed suddenly, and he said in a deep voice: "Second goods, go!" ”

"Ahh Right now, right away! Hu Erpang hurriedly grabbed a few more plates, and then he stupidly dragged up the huge suitcase and caught up with Haoyi.

"Yo, you're still doing it, aren't you?" The big hand was unceremoniously slapped away by the beauty, and the yellow-haired gangster seemed to be a little angry, his face changed, and he threatened viciously: "Shouting? Don't look at whose territory this is? Our brother Wang has taken a fancy to you, that is your blessing! Acquaintances have a good time with our brother Wang, and maybe they can give you some benefits! Otherwise, hum ......"

"Go, go, don't freak out the little beauty!" Behind the yellow-haired gangster, a slightly older middle-aged gangster, who looked five big and three thick, had a bearded face, and had a toothpick in his mouth, and pushed away the yellow hair that was blocking him, Yin smiled and looked at a pair of proud breasts with 36E on the chest of the beautiful woman, and swallowed hard: "Niu, my brother is also a person who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, give me some face, and accompany my brother to drink two cups, how about it?" ”

"! The old lady is not in the mood to talk to you hooligans! The long-haired beauty's temper didn't seem to be weak, she frowned, scolded sharply, and then made a gesture to go out of the circle. Unexpectedly, several thugs beside her suddenly opened their arms and blocked her back without giving an inch.

"Let's go? Hehe, sharp-toothed, brother is in a good mood today, so I won't worry so much about you! If you know each other, stay and have fun with your brother for two days! Otherwise, hmph, the old bustard of the Drunken Spring Pavilion has a good price with his brother! The bearded bastard spit out the toothpick in his mouth and threatened in a cold voice with a fierce face.

"Drunken Spring Pavilion? Hey buddy, what's that place? Hao Yi, who quietly squeezed into the crowd of onlookers, gently stabbed a young man next to him who was staring at the long-haired beauty's breasts with a pig on his face, and asked in a low voice.

"You don't even know about Drunken Spring Pavilion? Are you from out of town? The young man was stunned.

"Ah, hey, hey, just got here for a walk! Tell me, buddy! Haoyi handed over a cigarette with a hippie smile.

"That's the most famous clubhouse in the red light district of Pilon! It is said that all the beauties there are all national colors and fragrances, and they look like figures, ouch, that ...... Don't talk about it, hey, it looks like this beauty can't escape the clutches of the devil! You know? The backstage of the Drunken Spring Pavilion is their evil gang! The young man took the cigarette handed by Haoyi, his face suddenly softened, and he quietly pointed to the gangsters and explained Haoyi in detail.

"Hmph, in broad daylight, the old lady doesn't believe that you dare to do anything wrong!" The reddish eyes of the long-haired beauty helplessly glanced at the people around her who did not know the truth, but it was a pity that the people of Pilong City seemed to follow the principle of self-preservation, and no one dared to step forward to uphold justice. The beauty held back the mist in her eyes, took out the personal communicator she carried with her, and threatened to call for help. Unexpectedly, the yellow-haired gangster on the side was quick-eyed, and suddenly stepped forward and snatched away the beauty's personal communicator.

"You ......" The long-haired beauty suddenly froze in place.