Chapter 019
The typos and incomprehensible sentences in this article are understandable, but even the protagonist's name is written incorrectly, and there are more than one or two mistakes, which makes Ling Miao angry. If it weren't for the fact that the document properties said that the last modification date of the document was yesterday, Ling Miao would have thought that Su Yuyang was playing tricks on himself again.
When Ling Miao finished revising the essay Su Yuyang wrote yesterday, it was already noon. Ling Miao hurriedly packed up his things and went to the kitchen to cook, but Su Yuyang stopped him.
Su Yuyang handed a piece of paper to Ling Miao's hand, Ling Miao hurriedly glanced at it, and his brows furrowed: "What do you mean?" ”
"Illiterate?" Su Yuyang laughed and said, "It is clearly written in black and white, and you will clean the room in the future, and you will also be responsible for washing the clothes." ”
"Hey Su Yuyang."
Su Yuyang didn't say anything, he was leaning against the wall with his hands on his chest and waiting for the second half of Ling Miao's words.
"I cook for you every day, and you are still not satisfied, and you still want me to do your laundry and clean your room? Do you really think I'm the babysitter you hired? And Ah Su Yuyang, have you discussed this with me? Why did you decide the matter of the two of us? Let me tell you Su Yuyang, don't think I'm a bully on the street. Ling Miao's neck stretched out for every word he said, and when he finished speaking, the whole person was about to stick to Su Yuyang's body.
"Ling Miao......" Su Yuyang was just about to remind Ling Miao, let Ling Miao's distance from him, Ling Miao's center of gravity was unstable and pounced on Su Yuyang.
Ling Miao had more than 100 catties, and the whole person pressed Su Yuyang, and there was a hard wall behind Su Yuyang, and Su Yuyang felt that he had suffered internal injuries when he was sandwiched back and forth. What's more, Ling Miao's lips were directly attached to Su Yuyang's face.
Ling Miao stood up straight against the wall, he lowered his head and rubbed his lips with the back of his hand, his eyes did not dare to look directly at Su Yuyang, so that he did not see Su Yuyang's complicated expression. Ling Miao said embarrassedly: "That ......"
"So you're really interested in me." Su Yuyang's eyes narrowed, and he looked at the back of Ling Miao's head playfully.
"Get out!" Ling Miao said angrily.
Hearing this, Su Yuyang was sure that Ling Miao had returned to normal.
Su Yuyang lowered his head and looked at Ling Miao, with a seemingly nonexistent smile on the corner of his mouth, which was no different from mockery in Ling Miao's eyes.
"Damn, what are you smiling at? Or do you know that you are at a loss, so you still leave the laundry and cleaning the room to the housekeeping aunt? ”
"Ling Miao, are you asleep?" Su Yuyang sneered, this was indeed a mockery.
Ling Miao scolded in a low voice, and looked at Su Yuyang's eyes with a cold glow. Su Yuyang seemed to have a protective shield, not affected by Ling Miao at all, he took the paper he handed to Ling Miao before and nailed it to the wall: "Ling Miao, you have to remember one thing: you are in my house now." ”
"What about your house?"
Ling Miao is not stupid, but when the anger value is off the table, reason rushes all the way towards negative infinity.
"Stupid." Su Yuyang said as if he hated iron.
"Stupid?" Ling Miao repeated Su Yuyang's words, but this tone had a strong smell of gunpowder. Su Yuyang's eyes froze, and he said in his heart that he had completely lit Ling Second. However, Su Yuyang knew that Ling Miao's temper came and went quickly, so his expression was still calm.
"I'm stupid, who is stupid?" Ling Miao waved his claws, as if he wanted to tear Su Yuyang into pieces, "It's okay to write a typo and a sentence that doesn't make sense, even the name of the protagonist is wrong!" 20,000 words! I have to look for them one by one, do you know how hard I am looking? ”
Su Yuyang's eyes widened, and Ling Miao thought that Su Yuyang was going to scold himself for being stupid again, so he immediately added: "Don't tell me to replace it with the full text, I will ......also read it word by word if the full text is replaced."
"Stupid." Su Yuyang gritted his teeth and spit out two words, "Ling Second, was the last revision serious?" Don't you know that the main character has changed his identity and name? Now, he actually told me that the protagonist's name was wrong, Ling Miao, you are not a stupid person who is a stupid person? After shouting this paragraph, Su Yuyang gasped a little. He took a big breath of air, and a question actually popped up in his mind: Ling Miao roared at me during this time, why didn't he catch his breath, could it be that he practiced?
Su Yuyang is gentle and gentle on weekdays, and occasionally a heavy sentence will not be as shocking as today's ears, and his ears are "buzzing".
After Ling Miao digested Su Yuyang's words, Ling Miao was excited, and he asked blankly: "Yan Luo has changed his identity and name?" ”
"Are you really reading the text?" Su Yuyang sincerely regretted that he shouldn't have hired Ling Miao because of Ling Miao's cooking skills in the first place.
Ling Miao is a good cook, but not a good assistant.
Do you want to change assistants?
"I ...... I didn't look at yesterday's update. ”
Being glared at by Su Yuyang, Ling Miao's legs were weak, if it weren't for the chair behind him, he would definitely fall to the ground.
"Ling Miao, you eat me now, live in me, you can't fix it if you want to fix it, what else do I dare to give you to do in the future? Do you think I recruited an assistant just to find someone to cook for Xiuwen? ”