Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Fox Fairy
The thin man gave us three yellow charms and told us to stick them around the wall.
I looked at the cursive writing on the yellow paper, but I didn't know what it was.
I asked the thin man, "You drew this talisman?" "
The thin man glanced at him casually: "Yes." What's wrong? "
I was surprised: "You are so powerful? "
The thin man was even more surprised than I was: "It's just a talisman." Isn't it amazing? Ay? Don't you even know how to draw this? "
I scratched my head and said embarrassedly, "Before my master could teach me, he was arrested by the coffin shop." "
The thin man was speechless, and after a while, he turned back to me and said, "Well, when we have time to go back, we will study it." "
I hurriedly agreed. The thin man said this very politely, and when he had time to study and study with me, he was actually just teaching me.
The four of us seemed to be posting small advertisements, and secretly pasted them around the outside of the family's wall, and then asked the fat man to guard outside, and no one else took the charm away.
The fat man was a little reluctant: "Brother, I also want to go in and catch the fox." "
The thin man's eyes glared: "Your two hits are too bad." It's not troublesome enough to turn around and go on again, so I'll be honest and guard outside. "
The fat man reluctantly agreed, and squatted down outside the wall.
The three of us rubbed our crumpled clothes a little and walked to the door of the black wooden door.
We stood in the doorway and immediately noticed that something was wrong. There are two brand-new door gods pasted on the wooden door. How new is it? The creases on it are still there. It should have been just posted in the past two days.
Now it's not a New Year's Day, what kind of door god is there to post? It seems that this fox is real.
The thin man looked at the two door gods and smiled: "This family is really sick and rushed to the doctor." The two door gods were guarding the gate, they just wanted to invite the fox out, and the fox had no way out. "
We patted the dirt on our bodies. Then bang bang bang knock at the door.
After waiting quietly for a while, there was no sound.
Wushuang was a little strange: "What about people? Not at home? "
The thin man scratched his head: "Could it be that person lied to me just now?" The family didn't make a fox at all? "
I sniffed: "No, you smell it, it looks like incense is burning inside." "
I leaned over the crack in the door and looked. It doesn't matter if you look at it, I found that there were a lot of people standing in the yard. These people all had a stick of incense in their hands and were walking in a line to the house.
I'll talk a little bit about that. Wushuang and the thin man were a little blind: "What's the situation?" "
The three of us didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and there was another knock on the door.
This time there was finally a response. A few minutes later, a tall and thin man appeared from inside the door, and said with a cold face, "Please pay twenty." "
After the man said this, he looked up and saw the three of us, and his face showed a look of surprise: "How many of you are a little raw, from a foreign country?" "
We nodded blankly: "Yes, from a foreign country." "
Then I heard the man mutter, "Spread so fast? Do all the strangers know the way? "
Then he looked at a few of us: "Fifty outlanders." "
I was a little surprised: "What fifty? "
The man looked at us strangely: "You didn't invite immortals?" "
The thin man blurted out: "No, what are you asking for immortals?" "
The man's face immediately changed, and he looked disdainful: "Didn't you ask the fairy to ink here?" Waste of time. Then he turned to close the door.
As soon as I heard this, I was in a hurry, and my brain was making money quickly, and I blurted out and said to the man, "We are not here to invite immortals, we are here to save lives." "
Sure enough, the man who was going to close the door came to his curiosity and turned back to me and asked, "What life?" "
I instantly possessed the abbot and said, "Save the lives of your whole family." "
Then I took out the peachwood sword and took out a charm from the thin man's arms: "We are a group of three, fighting with swords to eliminate demons, and I met a white fox last night and fled here." We chased after the demonic spirit, pinched our fingers, and it should be hidden in your house. Now that his foundation is still shallow, the scourge will be a little smaller, and if he is delayed for a few more days, when he is full-fledged, I am afraid that the three of us may not be able to restrain him. By then, I'm afraid your family will be gone. "
When I said this, I shook my head like a full magic stick, but only in this way can I deceive the man.
Then, I took a step forward and leaned in. According to the abbot, this step is very important, you take a step forward, psychologically able to oppress him, with this step it will be easier for him to believe in you and give in to your point of view.
Then I struck while the iron was hot, although the words meant to ask, but the tone was already categorical: "Your family, is there a fox making trouble?" "
The man's expression was really hesitant. He hesitated for a few seconds and asked me, "That fox, will it harm our family?" "
I nodded: "Or what do you think?" "
The man said worriedly: "At first, I thought so, so I specially invited two door gods to stick on the door, but later, a few aunts came to the house, saying that they would let the fox fairy tell their fortunes." My wife felt this was an opportunity. Let the fox fairy keep counting, and then we will collect the money. I was busy all morning today, and I earned more than 200 yuan, and nothing seemed to have happened."
I waved my peachwood sword: "Just because something doesn't happen now doesn't mean it won't happen in the future." Think about it, which of these crooked ways throughout the ages has had a good death? Your wife is broad-hearted, and she typically wants money and doesn't want to die. "
I persuaded him like this, and the man was finally moved by what I said.
He then opened the door and invited us in. However, when he entered the door, he hesitated a little and looked at us carefully: "Masters, you are all quite young. Otherwise, you should first look at the fox fairy from a distance, in case there is a mistake and it annoys it, we will not be able to eat and walk around. "
I naturally knew what he meant, and waved my hand: "Don't worry, the three of us brothers and sisters have all learned the Tao since childhood. Have you seen this mahogany sword? It's all raised with blood. You smell it, this smell of blood. "
There was immediately a little more awe in the man's eyes. Then he led us straight into the house.
However, the old ladies in the courtyard were not happy.
One of them reached out and grabbed Wushuang and whispered, "What's the matter with you guys?" How to cut the queue? "
Wushuang smiled wryly: "What else are we lining up?" "
The old lady looked serious: "It's not a joke to offend Shangxian, a few of you are walking so frivolously, and you don't respect incense in your hands, hey, hey, look at it, your body is still so dirty." And also want to break the rules. Be careful that the immortals punish you for touching the mold. "
Wushuang broke away from her: "What the hell." Then he strode into the house.
The old ladies were all dissatisfied with us and muttered quietly, but the man was very authoritative here, and just whispered, "Don't make noise." "
Those people didn't dare to speak.
The three of us followed the man into the house. It was found that the family's house was a common appearance in the countryside. In the middle is a living room. There is an ensuite on each side, both with curtains.
The room was quiet, except for the faint sound of speech coming from the suite on the left.
A well-dressed middle-aged woman sat on a chair with a solemn face. There was an incense burner next to her, and there was already a lot of incense in it.
When the woman saw the man walking in with us, she looked very unhappy and whispered to the man, "What's the matter with you?" What do these people do? "
The man seemed to be very afraid of his wife: "These are masters. "
The man just said this sentence from his mouth. The woman looked cautiously into the suite on the left, as if frightened.
Hearing that there was nothing abnormal inside, he relieved himself and twisted the man hard: "You come in for me." "
We followed the woman to the suite on the right. The woman lowered the curtain. Then began to beat the man silently. The man punched and kicked, and was silent next to each other.
This scene stunned us. What's going on?
The woman fought for a while, and finally got tired. Then he pointed at the man and scolded in a low voice: "Are you tired of being crooked?" Dare to bring these people to the house? Annoyed the fox fairy, we can't get by? "
The man opened his mouth, but did not speak again.
I thought to myself, "This man looks very energetic, why is he so bad when he meets his wife?" Looks like I'll have to say it myself. "
So I coughed lightly, stepped forward, and said, "Sister-in-law." "
Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished saying this, the woman grabbed a wall calendar on the table and hit me with her head and face.
I hurriedly stepped back, thinking to myself, "Good boy, this shrew is too powerful." "
At the critical moment, Wushuang stepped forward. The peachwood sword in his hand waved and rested on the woman's neck: "Don't move, listen to us." "
The woman's eyes were full of anger. But in the end, he did not dare to move again.
I had no choice but to continue to play tricks and repeat what I had said. And threatened her: "If the fox is not caught again, their whole family will die." "
Seeing that the woman's expression was softened, the man said as if flattering: "Although these masters look young, they are profound. Look at the peachwood swords in their hands, they are all raised with blood, you smell it."
This man simply took my words as they were.
Hearing this, the woman impatiently pushed the man away.
The woman looked at us and said, "But the fox fairy promised me to stay with our children for only two days and then leave." "
I looked disdainful: "Do you believe what the monster says?" "
Now, the woman stopped talking. Then, she said uneasily: "It's not impossible for you to catch the fox fairy, but you must not hurt our children." "
I practiced waving my hand: "This is naturally certain, don't worry." "