Volume 1 I Have a Date with a Goddess Chapter 163 Drunk

Capital Daily was the first to report: "100,000 people spontaneously marched to build a statue for the hero Zhong Da"

Not to be outdone, other media have released, "Iron Army", "Lying on the Salary and Tasting Courage, Contemporary Goujian, Zhong Da, High Achievement" .....

As soon as the original best-selling author turned his pen, Pan Yinlian, who became famous in one fell swoop, immediately launched her second magnum opus, "From an Incompetent Man to the Toil of Being an Official", which was printed for the first time with 80 million copies, and was sold out immediately after its release. The publisher immediately announced that 200 million copies would be printed immediately. When the reporter interviewed Pan Yinlian, she said that in the future, she would write a book "Looking at Social Structure from an Incompetent Man" to complete the "Incompetent Trilogy" she dreamed of.

Other follow-up works have been released one after another, "The Biography of Zhong Da, the Chinese Giant...... For a time, sales skyrocketed.

DDTV interviewed Zhong Da's neighbor's aunt when he was a child, and the old woman said excitedly: "Zhong Da's child has been promising, how can other people's children use trouser bands to make slingshots, he can not only smash my glass, he has been different since he was a child." ”

ESQM TV immediately interviewed Chung Tat's middle school teacher. The teacher who was close to the sixtieth year said proudly: "Zhong Da is my most proud student. Don't look at the 9 failed exams that year, it was to do more extracurricular activities and accumulate social experience. Our school has set up a scholarship to give generous rewards to students who can break Zhong Da's nine failing courses. Not long ago, the last time the top student in science broke Zhong Da's record with ten failed courses, and the previous champion in liberal arts vowed to do all 10 homework tests to surpass science students. ”

The TV station quickly interspersed the camera, and a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy said indignantly: "What is the zero egg in the test, my goal is to get a negative score in the test." ”

Zhong Da's girlfriend in middle school took the initiative to break the news to the online media: "Zhong Da opened a room with me back then, and it only took 15 minutes to check out with a shower. That's because he's busy with the student council. He is so focused on his work that he doesn't even care about the love of men and women, so that people can do great things. ”

Zhong Da looked triumphantly in the mirror. Lieutenants can have silver trim on their gray uniforms. The school officer is a pure black military uniform with silver edges, and the military uniform of the general is a black background with gold edges. Zhong Da couldn't help but take out another piece of tissue and wipe the shining silver star on his shoulder.

The door was slammed open. Liu Han led a group of vicious officers, and the school flower led a group of female soldiers who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and entered Zhong Da's dormitory like a whirlwind.

Everyone pressed Zhong Da to the ground with all hands and feet. The adjutant put on a cool pose: "Brothers and sisters, we are twenty-one in the nineteenth detachment, and now someone has been promoted by himself, not only leaving us behind, but also being on an equal footing with the captain." What do you say? ”

Zhong Da gritted his teeth: "If you want money, you have to die." ”

The school girl scoffed: "Hmph, you think we are as greedy for money as you, stingy ghost." ”

Zhong Da immediately drooled, and looked at the school's snow-white little hand blankly: "Oh, do you mean to rob me?" Welcome, welcome......"

Ding Hao separated everyone and dragged Zhong Da up from the ground: "Congratulations, Major Huang." ”

Zhong Dana's face, which was thicker than the city wall, turned a rare red: "Captain, don't say that, although I am also a major now, but in my heart, you have been my captain all my life." These words were extremely sincere, and Liu Han couldn't help but nod their heads again and again.

Ding Hao laughed and patted Zhong Da on the shoulder: "What's the matter, do you think the captain is so stingy, are you afraid that the students will surpass me?" No way, I see that you have a chance, and I am really happy for you. As he spoke, a trace of tears flashed in Ding Hao's eyes.

Zhong Da suddenly hugged Ding Hao's shoulders and cried loudly, snot and tears wiped Ding Hao's face.

In the early years, Zhong Da had no relatives. After arriving at the military academy, although Ding Hao was very strict, he took good care of their children who were away from home all the year round. Many times Zhong Da got into trouble, it was Ding Hao who went to the dean to intercede, and to some extent, Zhong Da had already regarded Ding Hao as a father-like character.

"Okay, okay, they're all major officers, and they're still crying like this, what do they look like. Student 33879, standing upright. Ding Hao couldn't comfort Zhong Da, so he had an idea and shouted.

Zhong Da's feet were together, and a standard perfect military posture stood in place.

"Student 33879, take a break." Liu Han also shouted.

"Student 33879, give me 200 push-ups right away."

"Student 33879, learn to listen to the dog bark twice."

Zhong Da raised his fist and viciously threw himself at the adjutant, Liu Han and others.

More than 20 people were giggling in the small room. It was quiet for a while. Zhong Dayi touched his pocket: "The military department gave me a bonus of 5,000 yuan, and I will invite everyone to dinner tonight, sing K, and club......"

Zhong Da's face changed, and he immediately changed his bitter face: "The money is gone." ”

The school flower proudly took out a stack of money and shook it in front of Zhong Da: "I'm afraid that you are reluctant to have a treat, sister, I will make the first move." ”

turned around and ran out of Zhong Da's room, and didn't forget to shout: "Sisters, let's go order first, don't let the boys take the lead." ”

A group of warblers and swallows ran away with their chirps. Liu Han shouted and chased after the male soldiers. Ding Hao smiled and pulled up Zhong Da: "Let's hurry up, otherwise, we won't even have mineral water for a while." ”

That night, Zhongda and the others had a crazy game and couldn't remember how much they drank. I only know that in the end, I don't have enough money to pay. Including Ding Hao, everyone got together again, and finally owed the boss fifty-seven yuan and four cents.

That day, Zhong Da vaguely remembered telling the school flower: "I peeked at you taking a bath." ”

The school flower staggered and asked: "This counts... What? We've also peeked at you... Male soldiers take a bath...."

Zhong Da grabbed the school flower: "Damn, my innocent body... Actually... Seen by you? You're going to do it to me.... Responsible. ”

"Well, it's all right...... I'll marry you later. The school girl grinned.

Then I don't know who put on the wedding march, even the serious Ding Hao shouted to be a marriage witness, Zhong Da seemed to kiss the school flower.....

When he woke up, Zhong Da only felt a splitting headache, his mouth was dry, and he opened his eyes in a daze, but found that there was actually someone next to him.

Maybe it was the sound of getting up that woke up the school flower, and she struggled in confusion. When he opened his eyes and saw Zhong Da, who was as stunned as a wooden chicken, the school girl screamed.....

The scream of over 500 decibels in the early morning almost didn't shatter their eardrums. Many people have seen a girl with loose hair running out of the dormitory frantically, and since then, there have been more haunted legends in the officers' dormitory, some say that the female ghost wears a military uniform, some say that the female ghost's tongue is two meters long, and some people say that the speed at which the female ghost runs is even a polymer explosive bomb.....

Zhong Da touched the bright red finger prints on his face and smiled bitterly: "I obviously haven't done anything, and I was slapped in the face." What a loss! ”

Thinking of this, Zhong Da was also angry, quickly got up, and kicked open the door on the opposite side with a big foot: "Who shouted yesterday - send it to the cave room?" Confess to me, confess leniently, resist strictly......"

There was a crackling sound in the room.