Chapter 497: Tell Me a Joke
To the east of the Ruthless Valley is Qinglong Mountain, which is covered with blue 'color' mist all the year round, looking mysterious and extraordinary, and faintly has the atmosphere of a king. (Fastest update) [ A lot of good]-79-When they walked to the foot of the mountain, they could clearly feel the overflowing aura.
Wen Ren built a pergola with his hands and glanced towards the mountain: "Here...... It's not ordinary. β
"The aura gathers, and the divine beast is born." Wu Idiot said lightly: "Choose this mountain first, among the four mountains, this place is quite friendly." Moreover, there are a lot of people who have come to capture the mythical beasts on the mountain recently, and they have taken care of them somewhat. β
After all, he was still worried that Wen Ren would have a good time. After all, now that you are pregnant, you have to be careful with your every move.
Baili night's indifferent eyes swept the scenery around, and suddenly, his gaze stayed in the direction of another mountain. The fog on White Tiger Mountain was condensing, slowly concentrating in one of the locations.
The swirling fog condensed was a silent tornado, massive and terrifying, but fleeting.
There......
His Royal Highness's eyes tightened, and he said slowly: "I'll go there and take a look." β
Today they went up the mountain just to take a walk, first looking for space to see, there are many people in the ruthless valley on Qinglong Mountain, plus there is no obsession, there will be no danger.
And the White Tiger Mountain to the west...... He can't go if he doesn't go!
"Hmm." Wen Ren didn't ask much, anyway, what his husband did made sense.
I have been on a dangerous mountain before, but now I have become a pot-bellied woman, and I have to be protected by people when I go to the mountain?
The figure of Xuan 'color' stepped forward lightly, and a bell made of cyan 'color' glass was placed in the palm of his hand: "Something, shake this." β
Wen Ren Qianjue clenched the bell in his hand and pursed his lips: "Don't worry." β
The impatience of the idiot boss: "With me here, do you still need this?" Some people look like an eyesore here, so it's better to leave early. β
Baili Shu didn't squint at night, turned around and flew away, and his figure disappeared almost instantly.
When he passed by Wu Idiot's side, his fingers moved slightly, as if something had come out of his hand, and the force was just right on Wu Idiot's face......
Wen Ren was stunned for a moment, then picked his 'lips' obliquely, and laughed unkindly.
On the face of the idiot is a mask mask, on which is clearly drawn the big king, which is the big stroke of the people last night.
It turned out that His Highness had this on his face......
No wonder once there is no trace.
"Hundred, mile, dream, night!" Tearing off the mask on his face, the long and narrow eyes of the fool were as cold as the autumn moon, and he scolded viciously in the direction where His Highness disappeared.
However, the figure has disappeared for a long time, who can still hear it?
"MasterβMasterβ" In the distance, Tang Ming ran out of breath and caught up.
"What!" No idiot is not angry, and he has no good attitude towards his apprentices.
Tang Ming chased after him and said a few words in the ear of Wu Idiot. The resentful look of the fool disappeared, and was replaced by a dignified look, and there was a little bit of ...... in his eyes Care?
"Qianjue, I need to go back right now. ( ) Otherwise, we'll ...... another day."
The idiot hesitated......
"No need. It's just a mountain, I'll just walk around it myself. Are you still worried that someone can hurt me? "I heard that people were lazy and hugged their 'chests'.
Wu Idiot carefully weighed it, and indeed no one had this ability, so he only gritted his teeth: "Well, then I'll go first." I'll be back to you right away. β
Dressed in red, he hurried away, surrounded by Tang Ming's apologetic look.
Wen Renqian stood quietly behind them, and the figures of the two were reflected in their clear eyes. The two get along during the day, and there is no feeling of 'private' feelings at all.
Is Tang Ming too good at pretending?
Or is it ...... What else is going on?
She shrugged her shoulders and turned her head to Qinglong Mountain.
Someone built the stairs on the mountain, the bluestone road, but it was not tired, but when it was halfway up the mountain, the road was broken. The rest are dirt roads. Wen Ren Qianjie walked while silently noting down the way he came.
"Ge Laozi, where is the divine beast! I've been looking for a few days and haven't seen it, are they deceiving? β
"No way. There was never an error in the message posted above. Hey, Qi Laosan, don't you know best? Last time, your brother killed you and got a spirit beast comparable to the wolf. β
"Don't mention him to Lao Tzu! Can spirit beasts be compared to divine beasts? Wait for Lao Tzu to catch the divine beast this time, and see how he is arrogant with me. "The one who spoke was indignant.
Wen Renqian ignored them and walked directly past them. (Fastest update)
"Hey, that, you stop!"
A big man with a scarred face stood up, pointed at Wen Ren Qianjue and shouted. Listening to his voice, it was Qi Laosan, who was just resentful.
Wen Renqian's face was expressionless, and he continued to walk forward with a deep and shallow foot.
His words? Just fart.
"Call you! That! If you don't stand still, you're welcome. Qi Laosan stopped in front of the thousands of people, looked at his face, and was stunned for a while.
The eyes are straight.
The men who had just sat around stood up, wondering what he was looking at at a pregnant woman with a big belly.
"It's so fucking pretty!"
"How did the little lady enter the Valley of Ruthlessness? I've never seen it before! β
At the beginning, Qi Laosan just wanted to find someone to spread bad luck, but he didn't expect the 'female' person who stopped him to be so beautiful. The face of ice and snow makes it impossible to take your eyes off.
"I'm talking to you, the beauty has a few words!"
Wen Ren Qianjue raised his eyebrows slightly, he hadn't been so bold and reckless for a long time.
However, her patience was limited and she didn't have time to entangle with this group of people.
Bypassing the people in front of her, she continued to walk forward indifferently.
"Little lady, don't go!"
Qi Laosan stretched out his hand and grabbed the arm of Wen Qianjing.
Almost instantly, Wen Ren's arm 'swung' and dodged. She stood still, looking back indifferently, an awe-inspiring domineering aura in her knife-like eyes.
Several men were a little frightened by her momentum.
You must know that Qi Laosan is also a person who knows martial arts, and his reaction is extremely fast, and no one can easily get out of his hands.
It must be a delusion, right? Although they just didn't see how this 'woman' did it.
Several men looked at each other, and they all saw the same thought in each other's eyes.
"Yo, the little lady is still 'very' dexterous, but unfortunately I'm not very happy today, uncle. You sit down and talk to us, make me happy, uncle, and forget about what happened just now. Qi Laosan's face was a little unbearable, his mouth was sweet, and his eyes were full of 'yin' ruthlessness.
Wen Ren looked at him, and repeated as if he didn't understand: "You say, let me chat with you?" The corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and there was a hint of playful curvature.
In the eyes of several men, she was smiling.
Her smile is also so '' that it tickles people's hearts.
As soon as Wen Ren opened his mouth, his pure voice made those people more interested: "Yes, as long as you chat with us, of course, after chatting, you can also do something happy......"
The words of several people became more and more obscene, and their eyes drifted on her stomach, thinking of extremely dirty and filthy thoughts.
Wen Ren Qianjue smiled coldly. If you provoke her, these people are unlucky.
"Okay." She walked over generously, sat down on the clean stone, and hooked her fingers at the third child: "You, come here." β
The slender white fingers were hooked at Qi Laosan, and his soul was gone. Immediately ran over with a salivating face, and the men behind him also came over.
"Tell me a joke." Wen Qianji's tone was unhurried, but with unquestionable coercion, it was completely a commanding tone.
Qi Laosan hadn't reacted yet, but he felt that the tone of the 'female' person was a little uncomfortable for him.
"Jokes, Lao Tzu can't tell jokes, it's better for the little lady to tell me a joke." Qi Laosan furrowed his brows.
Wen Ren Qianjue put one hand on his cheek: "Okay." β
She was in a good mood and spoke unhurriedly: "I'll give you a puzzle first, you can answer it, you can do whatever you want, if you can't answer it, you have to let me deal with it." Do you dare to play? β
When this 'woman' speaks, it is different from the soft voice of ordinary 'woman' people, but there is a feeling of coldness and inaccessibility, which arouses his interest even more.
It's weird, he has seen a lot of beautiful women. How can you obey a pregnant woman with a big belly today?
Qi Laosan smiled evilly: "You say." β
Wen Ren looked at him with a smile, and his eyes were full of danger: "You say, how did you die?" β
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people around him were stunned.
Qi Laosan is standing here alive and well, saying that he can't die, it's really fucking unlucky!
"Lao Tzu......" Qi Laosan was ruthless and 'exposed', knowing that this 'female' was playing with herself, she was just about to scold, and glanced at her beautiful face with an evil smile: "Do you need to say it?" Lao Tzu must be 'fine', exhausted, human, and dead in you. β
"Hahahaha...... Qi Laosan, you ......"
The men's laughter continued, and the atmosphere eased suddenly.
Wen Ren was not annoyed, tilted his head, and his eyes were as bright as water: "Are you sure?" β
Qi Laosan swallowed his saliva: "Of course." β
Syllable!
A slap was firmly thrown on Qi Laosan's face!
Before everyone could react to what was going on, Qi Laosan's tall body had already been knocked out!
Wen Ren Qianjue still sat leisurely in place, just a faint slap in his position!
Internal force......
This 'female' person's internal strength is so strong that she doesn't need to hit people, just with a wave of her hand, she has so much power.
For the first time, the faces of the men changed color.
Qi Laosan spat out blood, and with his teeth, he struggled to stand up and rushed in this direction: "Stinky girl......"
Wen Ren stood up lightly: "The mystery is: stupid reas;." You got it wrong. Those who answer incorrectly will be left to my disposal. I want to think about it......"
The way she lowered her eyes and thought was a bit charming, and her every move was quite innocent and seductive.
"You're looking for death...... Qi Laosan swung his fist up......
Before the fist hit Wen Qianji's head, she suddenly raised her eyes with a pure expression: "Just now, which hand did you want to grab me?" β
smashed it down with a punch, but smashed it into the air!
The 'woman' who was standing in front of him one second and asking questions has disappeared the next.
When Qi Laosan was at a loss, a voice from behind him sounded like a thousand people urging his life: "It's this hand, right?" β
As soon as the words fell. Click!
One of his arms was broken halfway through!
The hand was taken off by a thousand people!
Thorn - blood spurting everywhere -
"It's fucking unpleasant!" Qi Laosan shouted!
The people around him woke up like a dream, looked at each other, and almost simultaneously used a killing move on Wen Ren.
The people who can become a member of the Ruthless Valley are not comparable to the little minions outside, and they all have real kung fu. So many masters came over together, and it was only after hearing that it was not so easy to solve.
Her figure was like an illusory bubble, freely shuttling among the group of people, when the great war between the two sides was about to break out......
"Blood...... Blood ......" Someone suddenly pointed to Qi Laosan's severed arm and shouted nervously.
Wen Ren frowned, those who can enter the Valley of Ruthlessness, and those who faint blood? It's too embarrassing, isn't it?
However, as soon as he shouted like this, all those people stopped fighting!
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