138 Methods of Harem Harmony (Two Chapters in One)
At a very young age, Daddy will consciously or unconsciously begin to teach Ah Zhai all kinds of knowledge about how to build the Crystal Palace, which naturally includes the skills of how to mediate the relationship between the people in the Crystal Palace.
It's just that Ah Zhai has always thought that marrying a wife is enough, so he has always kept the knowledge taught by his father in the deepest part of his mind, and only when he needs to use it, he goes back and tries to recall and take out that knowledge.
And now, it's time to use that knowledge!
If he could, he would never recall these techniques, but who let Hua Lin get pregnant?! Dad, you're going to be a grandfather, you're wood?!
Even if he doesn't want to admit it, Ah Zhai knows that his path to the Crystal Palace has been quietly ...... On.
If it were a cowardly person, he might pretend not to know, and fly with Kross, and when Hua Lin really confessed, he pretended to have a sudden realization, and then rejected the other party helplessly.
If it were a guy who values responsibility, he might abandon Koros, and then officially propose to Hua Lin, and then the two live happily ever after.
It's a pity that Ah Zhai is not these two types of people, or rather, he is the kind of guy who has an indecisive character, this kind of person usually has one characteristic: that is, whether active or passive, they can always open the door of the Crystal Palace, and from then on they will have three thousand beauties.
Because it's not decisive, it can't be chosen, and the result of zuihou is either the three parties are injured together, or from now on hello, I'm hello, everyone, every day 3P to dawn......
Brother Cheng's lesson has been warning the world, if you want to fly to the sky, you must have excellent skills, whether it is language, behavior, heart, or [beep~], only when both parties feel happy, or completely unbearable, and need to jointly resist themselves, the end of the firewood knife will not appear, and a good ship or something will never set sail.
As for how to improve these skills...... The knowledge that Dad once taught is the key!
So, while leading the way in front of him, Ah Otaku was distracted and recalled this knowledge in his mind, hoping to find a way to deal with the situation at the moment...... Pregnant! ’
As a man, Daddy Zhai was able to accomplish such a great feat as the hegemony of the Crystal Palace, and naturally he had been in the water countless times, so he had encountered many times in the case of a fire in the harem, and how to deal with such a situation, Daddy had already taught him all when he had just entered junior high school.
Remember that at that time, Ah Zhai had already learned from the outside world that his own one-man and multi-female marriage combination, commonly known as the Crystal Palace, was actually completely unjustified, but Weishenme's own mother and adults had never complained about it?
Therefore, Ah Zhai, who still retains some childlike innocence, ran to the house father who was cleaning the room at that time, with a pair of big eyes, looking at each other with curiosity, "Dad, I have something to ask you." ”
"What's the matter?" Dad stopped what he was doing, bowed his head and complained, "If it's about where the private money is hidden, I will never tell you." I told you last time, within three days, the money I was going to buy [beep~] was confiscated, you traitor! ”
"You're not a traitor! That time was because Little Tears' mother promised me that as long as I told me where you hid the money, she would buy me comics. "Ah Zhai spread his hands, and he didn't feel like a traitor at all, anyway, my father has the lowest status in the family, and it's not the first time I've been betrayed or something~
"Cut! Is it really you, a little bunny!? Seeing that Ah Zhai was acknowledging quickly, the house pouted unhappily, there were small tears and they were protecting Ah Zhai, but he had no way to beat him at all, "So what do you want to ask?" ”
couldn't beat or scold, the house dad could only helplessly lean against the wall and asked the reason why the house was looking for him.
"Ah, that's right." Seeing that his father didn't think much about it, Ah Zhai couldn't help but stick out his tongue mischievously, and then asked the question in his heart, "Dad, you are a policeman, you should know about the monogamy system, but weishenme, you can still open such a big crystal palace, and no one in the mother's adults objected?" ”
"How can there be no objection!?" Ah Zhai originally just asked like this, but he didn't expect that his father's reaction would be beyond his imagination, only to see the other party suddenly stand up from the wall and roar with a manic face, "At that time, Ma Lu chased me with a firewood knife for three days and three nights!" And Mei Mei and Little Tears hung me on the clock dial in the center of the city for a whole week! ”
"......" Daddy's expression was so sad that Ah Zhai didn't know what words to use to comfort the other party, all he could do at the moment was just stand there and smile.
"Well, forget it, don't mention that." The father also felt that it seemed a little strange to break up in front of his son, so he coughed and then led the topic to the other side, "If you want to know how Maru and the others get along peacefully, then you have to mention a little trick." ”
The father of the house said that there was a sudden pause here, I wonder if his son will look at him with adoring eyes?
"......" But Ah Zhai didn't seem to be ready to give face, it was still that pitying smile, and the house father who watched couldn't help but kneel and hammer the floor fiercely, "Damn! My son can't be so dark! ”
"Come on, I still have seven animations to watch, but I don't have time to watch you sell cuteness here." Seeing that his father had entered the cute mode, Ah Zhai couldn't help but step forward and knock on the other party, "If you don't say anything, I'll leave." ”
"Don't, don't, I said, I said it's not okay~" Once again, it turns out that in Ah Zhai's family, the status of the house father is the lowest one, as for the penultimate one? Well, it's the neighbor's Niwa Moe, and as for weishenme, she'll be counted in the house, well, you know (laughs)......
Maybe it was because he knew that it would be too embarrassing to go on like this, Zhai Dad couldn't help coughing twice, and then talked to Ah Zhai about the key, "If you want the members of the Crystal Palace to be harmonious, the most important thing is to let them have a common enemy!" ”
"So you're on the other side of them?" It's not that I can't understand my father's voice, my father's behavior of often pretending to be stupid and jumping out of cuteness is obviously a last resort so that my mother and adults can get along in harmony, as for the result~ Just look at the next play.
Ah Zhai said, the corners of his mouth couldn't help curling a little, and then pointed to the back of his father, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, just when you just told you that little trick, my mother and adults have already returned~"
"What, what?!" When the father heard this, his neck was like a puppet, and he turned around one by one, and after seeing the five beautiful women standing at the door, he couldn't help but let out a roar from his heart, "Son, you are cheating me again!!!!!! ”
…… The memories ended here, and what happened after that was nothing more than staging a full martial arts at home, and then letting the house dad once again taste the feeling when he was hung on the top of the clock tower.
'Well, but do you really want to do that?' The method is very simple, as long as Hua Lin and Kolos usually focus their attention on themselves and let them vent the resentment in their hearts, then they will naturally be able to avoid the firewood knife that may appear in the future, but ...... The precedent of the otaku dad is there, hey!
The result of this will definitely make your life worse than being firewooded?! The firewood knife also hurts, uh, at most, it hurts a lot, but after practicing this jihua, I have to be beaten from time to time! And it's the kind that can't fight back, scolding and not returning the mouth.
Really, does that need to be done?
The method has been found, but whether to use it or not makes it a little difficult for the house. Ah Zhai is not shaking M, and he has the ability to produce pleasure without being beaten, but if he doesn't use it, the relationship between Kolos and Hua Lin will definitely crack, eh, if you add Xiaomeng, this is not a love triangle but a four-cornered love!
"I don't go to hell, who will go to hell ......" After a long decision, Ah Zhai finally chose to use this method, after all, Kolos is his wife, and Hua Lin has her own children.
Now let yourself give up one, that is impossible, for the sake of harmony between the two sides, let yourself ...... Fall to Hell forever!
Although he had already made a decision in his heart, he was in the process of treasure hunting after all, so Ah Zhai did not immediately start the jihua in his heart, but decided to work hard to implement it after he went back.
"Arrived?" Seeing that Ah Zhai, who was walking in the front, suddenly stopped, the cute generals behind him also stopped moving forward in time, and then, Hua Lin and Kolos and others walked up, came to Ah Zhai's side, and kissed.
"Well, we're in the empty space." Ah Zhai said, pointing to the surrounding mountain wall that was dissatisfied with the creeper, "If there is no accident, the treasure should be hidden near here." ”
"So, let's get started." Hua Lin nodded, then took the manual handed by Ah Zhai, and began to arrange the work of the cute generals, "Chunlan, you and Osmanthus go to the east to find it, Qiulan you and the wind go to the west, Liuli and Ji Yi go to the south to find it, Ah Zhai Koros, you go to the north, and you and I will start looking for it from the center." ”
"Yes." XN received the order, and then according to Hualin's order, they divided into five groups and walked towards their respective areas of responsibility.
Different from the other four groups, there are a total of four people in the group of A Zhai, who happen to be members of the A Zhai team, of course, this is also related to the size of the area on the back of the blank area, as for Weishenme Hua Lin did not arrange A Zhai into his own group, it is because treasure hunting is a physical work, and it is also a skill job, so Hua Lin deliberately arranged a military general and a military in each group, as for a guy who has both the strength and wisdom of a military general, if he teams up with himself, it will be a bit of a waste of resources.
"Let's get started." After arriving at the destination, Ah Zhai turned on the 'spiritual perception', and the 165-meter perception circle was built in an instant, and then, the perception circle began to rotate along the horizon, and a spherical perception range was formed.
"Not here, let's go to the next place." The exploration was completed in a few seconds, but Ah Zhai was not lucky enough to find the treasure at once, and in addition to the dirt, there were only some ores that emitted a glowing black light.
"Not here." In the next location, there was still nothing to be found.
"Nope." "Nope." "Nope." ……
In two hours, Ah Zhai had already completed the task assigned by Hua Lin, but unfortunately, he did not find any traces of the treasure, thinking about it, the treasure should be in the other four directions, right?
Subsequently, the other four groups also completed their tasks one after another, and the five groups of people met at the place where they had agreed to see and reported the situation.
"I didn't find it here." "Me too." "Equally." "Nope." "Not either."
For a while, everyone's eyes converged on Ah Zhai, obviously, they didn't fully believe in Ah Zhai's map.
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the map, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to bring you here, would I?" For the disbelieving eyes of everyone, Ah Zhai could only spread his hands helplessly, and the map in Yuan Shao's hand was sure that it was this one, and it was impossible for him to rely on his spiritual perception to copy Ali's result, so it was...... Someone got the first step?!
Ataku is not the only one who thinks of this conclusion, Koros, Hua Lin, and Kana. Xiao Ye also thought of it one after another, and as for the cute generals, they also quickly understood under Hua Lin's prompt, "So, Yuan Shao and the others have already taken the treasure?" "No way, the path they took was not a shortcut, it was definitely impossible to get there faster than us." "So they took the treasure long before the game?" "It's a possibility." ……
"By the way, have you explored the ground, my lord?" Ah Zhai's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he thought of something, Hua Lin and the others did not have the ability to be as convenient as themselves, and if they wanted to observe the ground, unless they dug three feet into the ground, it would be delusional.
And just as Ah Zhai thought, Hua Lin shook her head directly after hearing this, "We don't have tools in our hands, how can we probe the situation underground?" ”
"Then there's value in re-exploring." Hearing this, Ah Zhai lowered his head and muttered twice, then raised his head and looked at Hua Lin seriously, "I have a way to check the situation underground, I'll go to you to find it later." ”
"That's all it can be." Hua Lin didn't want to go back empty-handed, and seeing that there was still hope, she couldn't help but nod her head and agree with Ah Zhai's idea, and then asked uneasily, "Do you want me to accompany you?" ”
"Forehead......" Before Ah Zhai could answer, the soft flesh on his waist had already been pinched by Klos, thinking that as long as his answer was slightly worse, then he would enjoy the pleasure of 720 degrees of Marseille whirlwind, right? I'm enough for one person, so take a good rest here, my lord. ”
As Ah Zhai's words spoke, the small hand on his waist finally retracted, and at the same time, the eyes of the cute generals who were glaring at him disappeared without a trace before Hua Lin realized it.