"I don't think this Huang Jiaoxi's age is too old, although his appearance is indeed ugly, there is basically no possibility of being liked, but it can't stop him from liking others!"

Bai Shan actually began to help: "In life, who doesn't have seven emotions and six desires." ”

"Cut, you pull it down. Cinnabar gave him a blank look.

He knew that this Bai Shanming seemed to be helping Huang Geng speak, but in fact, he was suspected of exculpating his own color embryo, but he didn't say anything, and only continued to tell:

"When it comes to the elders of the inner gate 'Lan Pavilion', which one is not amazing, especially this young female teacher, it is said that she is studying under the inner door to worship the disciples, no matter what cultivation, appearance, and status are outstanding, and there are countless suitors around him, where can he climb. ”

Bai Shan had a hunch and said: "The door is not the right one, this is obviously a tragic rhythm." ”

Cinnabar nodded and said: "Although he knows that there is no hope, he is still wishful thinking, refusing to give up, and forcibly confessing several times, and finally being brutally rejected by the other party." Since then, he has obviously been deeply affected, so he became addicted to alcohol, and later became addicted to gambling, and his second-order cultivation has not broken through so far. ”

"This woman is really wearing intestinal poison, which is really harmful. The white shirt said hatefully, looking innocent and deeply affected.

"Of course, that's not the worst of that. Cinnabar sighed: "Since he was rejected, it is said that he has also had some problems in his mental state, and he will often do some inexplicable things out of line. ”

"Ahh

Cinnabar was noncommittal, and continued: "Once on a whim, he actually built a medicinal soup bath behind the mountain, and he didn't know where to find a lot of spiritual herbs, and threw them all in the pool, and invited all the disciples in the door to come and soak, which is said to be able to strengthen the body. During this period, he also personally went into the water to soak and demonstrate, but he did not take off his clothes, squatted in the pool, got up wet and left. All the disciples were shirtless, and naturally felt strange about his behavior, so they asked him why he was like this, and guess what he said?"

Bai Shirt shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.

"He actually said, 'You are soaked in the body, but Huang teaches me to soak in the soul. Cinnabar sighed sadly, "Can this be the words of a normal person?"

"Hearing you say that, I suddenly have goosebumps!" the corners of Bai Yi's mouth twitched a few times.

"There are so many examples of such colleagues that it is difficult to finish for a while. ”

Cinnabar was talking energetically, and suddenly heard an angry shout from behind him:

"You two stinky boys, what are you here?"

The two of them were talking about sex, but they didn't notice that anyone was around, and suddenly turned their heads to see that a young man with a long face and a thin body appeared behind them.

The long-faced young man reprimanded with a smile: "You have not been officially entering for a long time, how can you talk about the elders behind your back!"

When Cinnabar looked at this person, he immediately cried and said with a sad face: "It turned out to be Senior Brother Hu Dafeng, could it be that you are here to take us into the fire pit?"

The disciple named Hu Dafeng was an ordinary three-star disciple of the gold system under the Quanying Sect, but looking at them at the moment was full of schadenfreude.

Especially after hearing Cinnabar's words, he immediately said with a bad taste of "you know": "Cinnabar, you are still smart, I was ordered by the head of the house to immediately take you to the Houshan Huanggeng Teaching Office to report." ”

"It's always coming, let's go. ”

Cinnabar hung his head helplessly, like a defeated rooster. The white shirt's face turned white, so he had to follow him, and the two of them followed suit, swallowing slowly to the extreme.

In the Quanying Gate, only the residence of Huang Geng's teaching was far away from the mountain behind the peak, and at their speed, they were afraid that it would be difficult to reach it before going down the mountain.

"Hehe, are you procrastinating?"

Hu Dafeng saw the dejected appearance of the two, and suddenly smiled evilly: "To tell the truth, I am disgusted with you two stupid people, but also sympathize with you, and it seems to be a little happy in sympathy, but you can tell me, what is the reason for this?"

"Is it because the two of us are more handsome?" asked Cinnabar with a sincere face.

Hu Dafeng said with a disgusted face: "Bullshit! It's you who are a martial artist, but you are such a garbage character, what a "mediocrity" and "salty pig", hehe, such a life is going out, I'm afraid that I will laugh off the big teeth of others." ”

Zhu Sha suddenly felt aggrieved and said: "Who still eats steamed buns if there is meat, this life is innate, but it is not up to us to decide." ”

"You're still down, but what about this kid surnamed Bai, is it also born with a fate?" Hu Dafeng pointed at Baishan, who was directly speechless.

Hu Dafeng's words were originally disdainful and sarcastic, but suddenly he said much gently: "But since I know that the two of you are cultivating with Huang Geng's teachings, I am full of sympathy for you. ”

"Even you say so, it seems that this Huang Geng's teaching is really not very reliable. "The white shirts were in utter despair.

"Hmph," Hu Dafeng suddenly said a little tragically: "Presumably you don't know what the situation of the senior brothers who have been teaching and cultivating with Huang Geng all these years is now!"

"What's wrong with them?" suddenly had a strong sense of foreboding in the bottom of Bai Shan's heart.

"It's nothing," Hu Dafeng said in an understated tone, as if he was careless: "That Senior Brother Du Zhiwu cultivated to the point of insanity and was sent back to his hometown under the mountain to recuperate; Senior Brother Li Sikun's life was a four-star of the wood system, and he coaxed him to change his career to concentrate on studying instrument cultivation; and there is also a Senior Brother Jiang Shu, after listening to his 'Life is Leisurely and Pleasant' a few years ago, I am only afraid that he is still traveling around the country, and there is no news of his return so far. ”

Hu Dafeng spoke with high spirits, and seemed to be talking about very happy things.

"What does 'life be easy and pleasant?' and 'poor travel?' Bai Shan's puzzled people, these words were the first time he had heard them.

Hu Dafeng said with a wicked smile: "It's 'people live mainly to be happy, don't care about anything else' (1), probably that's basically what it means, as for this poor travel, it means that you don't bring a penny, don't take a bath, don't shave, beg for food when you're hungry, and so on, to put it bluntly, it's a stinky person who asks for food." But Huang Geng said that it is easier to understand those deep-seated travel feelings, what 'life stops and goes,' and what 'facing the river, spring flowers bloom' and so on. ”

After hearing this, the white-shirted cinnabar looked at each other, looking like a mournful woman.

"Of course, the worst thing is that Senior Brother Zhao Yuxi!" Hu Dafeng suddenly said in a somewhat sad tone.

"What's wrong with this Senior Brother Zhao?" Bai Yi's heart was beating too fast, and he even felt a little suffocated, feeling that his brain was obviously not enough.

"Senior Brother Zhao Yuxi's family has three generations of single transmission, a five-star life personality of the fire system, and a rude and bold temperament, but since he practiced with Huang Geng, I don't know where Huang Geng got a 'Sunflower Treasure Book's Introduction,' and he cultivated in a daze. ”

"Sunflower, ah! Isn't that the 'Sunflower Treasure?'" Cinnabar stuck out her tongue and said in horror.

"It's probably this name, there are a lot of low-level cheats for his crooked ways, and now after Senior Brother Zhao Yuxi's cultivation, he has become indistinguishable between men and women, and gentleness is far better than masculinity. The old lady of the Zhao family is over eighty years old, and she has gone up the mountain several times to find Huang Geng to teach her to do her best, but she was persuaded by our Yuyun master to go back. ”

He lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Do you know? It is said that this senior brother Zhao Yuxi used to have vigorous body hair, but now I heard that there is no one left. ”

Damn, Bai Shan's face was pale, although he knew that the situation was bad, but he didn't know that it had reached such a tragic point.

After talking to Hu Dafeng, these two guys who are not suitable for martial arts cultivation can't even move their feet.

Seeing the slack expressions of the two and deliberately delaying, Hu Dafeng immediately looked unhappy.

He was assigned to pick up Cinnabar and Baishan, but he was reluctant, but he had no choice but to arrange it in person, and he couldn't refuse, his face changed at the moment, and he directly forced the two to speed up.

Cinnabar grew up in Quanyingmen since he was a child, Hu Dafeng is quite familiar with him and has a close relationship, so he is kind to Cinnabar, but he treats Baishan differently.

Since he knew that he was a "salty pig", he had been sneering several times along the way, and when he saw that Bai Shan was a few steps slower, he sneered: "Hey, I said that you are a white boy, you can't hurry up at your feet?

Bai Shan naturally understood that this Hu Dafeng was making fun of his "salty pig" character, and his face was rarely slightly red, and he immediately returned to normal.

He was born in a merchant family since he was a child, and he was well versed in the world, but instead of being angry, he immediately changed his courteous face, ran a few steps, and said to Hu Dafeng with a smile:

"Senior brother taught me a lesson, I'll just trot a little bit and speed up...... Match your pace. ”

Hu Dafeng was not annoyed when he saw him, but blindly laughed obscenely, and his heart couldn't help but be even more disgusted.

Bai Shan's words stopped, and he took a few steps closer, and at the same time took out a string of things wrapped in silk cloth from his arms, and secretly stuffed it into Hu Dafeng's hand. In a subtle voice:

"Before going up the mountain, my father told me that I should listen to the careful guidance of my brothers and sisters, and I should keep in mind the care of my brothers, and told me to always invite my brothers to eat more tea. ”

Hu Dafeng understood in his heart, and checked the things in his hand twice, feeling that the shape was oval and the hand was quite heavy. I couldn't help but feel happy, and my face immediately eased a lot.

Although he was happy in his heart, he pretended to prevaricate: "Senior Brother Bai, you are too polite, this taking care of the new junior brother is originally the responsibility of us as senior brothers, how can I ask you to break the bank......

As soon as he swept away Shicai's contemptuous attitude, as soon as the words came out, he had already changed the "hey," just now directly to "Senior Brother Bai", and the call was extremely affectionate.

Bai Shan smiled secretly in his heart, but said with a righteous and stern expression on his face: "Senior Brother Hu, speaking of which, this is the explanation of the father in the family, I dare not do it, junior brother, if you refuse to accept it, he will definitely scold me for not knowing how to respect senior brother, senior brother, you are so well aware of righteousness, how can you watch my junior brother and me go back and be scolded." ”

"In this case, as a senior brother, I must not let my junior brother be blamed for no reason, so I will be disrespectful. ”

Hu Dafeng snorted, he had already put the string of things into his arms, and his voice was extremely gentle and said: "Another day, Senior Brother Bai will find free time, and he will definitely thank Uncle Bai Shi for me." ”

This is only a moment, the attitude is diametrically opposite, even Uncle Shi shouted!

Cinnabar not far away was puzzled, these two guys who were incompatible just now were actually like brothers!

......

After a long time of chasing and catching up, the three of them finally came to the top of Houfeng.

(1) People live mainly to be happy, don't care about anything else (ridiculing the spirit of Hong Kong TVB)