Chapter 202: It's Good to Be a Woman
He Angelica asked Feng Yang to hide the old lady's "a certain prince fell in love with her", although Feng Yang agreed, but also kindly reminded her that if she could hide it for a while, she couldn't hide it for a lifetime, and sooner or later the prince would let someone come to the door to marry her. Seeing He Angelica's facial expression as hard as a stone statue, Feng Yang felt strange, is this the reaction of women to men's shows of love? So he described Zhu Quan's physiognomy and talent in detail, saying that even if Zhu Quan does not have the identity of a prince, he is a handsome character like a fairy, coupled with his identity and power, as well as his current thriving momentum, the woman with him will definitely be the most promising woman.
He Angelica wanted to laugh when she was attracted by these words, and until now, she still wanted to laugh when she thought of this, so she smiled at Bai Yangbai, who was wearing a wind-raising mask, and said softly: "How can we, grass people, these humble little women who want to survive, have anything to do with a big man like King Ning?" In fact, this is the case, one year His Royal Highness King Ning came to Yangzhou Weifu for a private visit, I didn't know that he was a noble person who couldn't afford to offend, and accidentally offended him once. He had the opportunity to kill me, but he said that it would be too boring to kill me, and that I would be driven half mad by the panic of the sword hanging over my head and the despair that followed me before I tasted the horror of death, and then came and took my life. ”
"Isn't it?!" Bai Yangbai exclaimed, "When did that kid become so shameless, even the little girl was scared, it's too bad fun!" Because he was so surprised, he forgot to imitate the sound of the wind with ventriloquism, and after saying this, he reacted, raised his hand to cover his mouth, but could not cover the words back.
He Angelica sneered: "Brother Qianjun, what's the matter?" Don't pretend? I'm waiting to keep playing with you. ”
Bai Yangbai's eyes widened in surprise, and he whispered: "It turns out that you have long recognized that I am not Fengyang, and you are making fun of me, no wonder you are so enthusiastic and proactive, and you confessed to me as soon as you came up, which is not like your character at all." When you were good with Duan Boy, if you had half of the initiative now, the two of you would have lived a happy life a long time ago. ”
"It's clear that you used me to make fun of me first, and you pretended to be Feng Yang to help me solve the siege, I am very grateful to you," He Angelica snorted coldly, "But you didn't give me a hint at the first time, and you actually talked to me about rats, cockroaches, lions and tigers with your Feng Yang face, and asked me if you could be my umbrella, which made me confused, and I thought that Feng Yang suddenly lost his mind and didn't love men and women." ”
Bai Yangbai touched his nose in a sneer, and argued: "However, people don't say that they don't love women, maybe the women his mother-in-law gave him are not good, like you, he must be reluctant to throw it in the ice cellar, and he will definitely hurt you well." How about it, girl, I helped you all night, pretending to be an old woman for a while, pretending to be your maid for a while, and pretending to be a suave lover brother for a while, and only charging you an appearance fee of twenty taels of silver for such a passionate performance, you should always give me the truth to satisfy my curiosity - why do you tremble unconsciously when you hear the names of Feng Yang and Ah Quan? Did Ah Quan really threaten you like that? How did you offend him? Curious! ”
He Angelica shrugged her shoulders, and briefly said that she had offended that person, and only said: "Anyway, it is already offended, and there is no point in pursuing the past, things are generally like this, after I offended King Ning, I thought he would kill me, but he left Yangzhou the next day." I was secretly glad that I escaped with my life, but after a while, Feng Yang came to the door and said that it was not so easy to forget it, His Royal Highness King Ning was a very grudgeful person, but he just felt that it was not fun to kill me like that, so he left me alive, and he wanted to wait until I grew up to take me into the palace and slowly torture me to death. I was naturally frightened enough to be so frightened that I trembled unconsciously when I heard the names of those two people. ”
Bai Yangbai opened his mouth widely, as if he couldn't digest the meaning of He Angelica's words for a while, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "You mean, you have been booked by Ah Quan?" No wonder! No wonder you are indifferent to other men, but how did you seduce Shang Ah Quan, he has a picky eye! As he spoke, his tone suddenly became sour, and he complained in a sharp voice, "Why do I suddenly have a feeling that the most top-notch men in our Ming Dynasty have come to like you, tsk, let the heroes of the world bend their waists for you, it's really jealous, I want to be a woman." ”
He Angelica was speechless about Bai Yangbai's comprehension, so he had to tell him in the most solemn tone: "I'm very sure that His Royal Highness King Ning doesn't even have a little bit of love for me, even if he likes Luo Baiqiong, Sun Mei Niang, and the third wife, it is impossible for him to like me, I really offended him a few times in words, and accidentally showed a little talent of mine, so he wants me to work for him and be a female killer or something." Qianjun, you know King Ning, you must understand that a big man like him would ever take us little women in his eyes? It's just a small piece on a chessboard. ”
"...... you," Bai Yangbai asked hesitantly, "Do you know my relationship with Ah Quan?" Otherwise, how could she repeatedly mention to herself what enemies she had, and she also bought herself off with "heavy money", so that she could help her deal with the enemies together. originally thought that the other party was Guan Mo or Sun Meiniang's younger brother Sun Yanbin, but it turned out that the enemy in He Yatou's mouth was Ah Quan!
He Angelica didn't know how to explain that he knew the teacher-student relationship between Bai Yangbai and Zhu Quan, so he had to say perfunctorily for the time being: "Well, Feng Yang mentioned some to me, and then after analyzing and guessing, I thought that you might be a character like King Ning's teacher." I said in my heart, since King Ning is quite polite to you, why don't you ask me to do me a favor, mediate the relationship with King Ning, turn hostility into jade silk, forget each other in the rivers and lakes, and never get along with each other? ”
Bai Yangbai listened to it funny, frowned and said, "Girl, since you want me to be your lobbyist, you have to tell me about the cause and effect, right?" You won't even tell me the truth, so how can I help you? ”
He Angelica blinked suspiciously, and asked incomprehensibly: "Isn't what I said clear enough?" The truth is that three years ago, I narrowly escaped from King Ning's clutches, and afterwards, King Ning's messenger Feng Yang came to me and brought me King Ning's threatening letter, and there is one every once in a while, so I am so afraid of this person. ”
Bai Yangbai raised his eyebrows: "Threatening letter? You mean, Ah Quan wrote a threatening letter to you? ”
"Yes," He Angelica nodded sincerely, in her eyes, those Night Pearl Blood Corals were no different from threatening letters, she continued, "Originally, I wanted to go to the Meng family to avoid the limelight, but you also saw Meng Xuan's attitude, as if once I took the name of his concubine, I would lock myself in the house for the rest of my life, and I would no longer be able to deal with anyone." And speaking of which, I don't have such a good relationship with Meng Xuan, and he has a grudge against King Ning for me, so you are the most suitable person to rescue me. ”
Bai Yangbai looked at He Angelica's face playfully, and asked slowly: "Then how do you want me to help you as the 'best candidate'?" Although I am nominally Ah Quan's teacher, I am a high-ranking prince, and I am just a grass people, a 'teacher' sounds good, to put it bluntly, he is also a senior staff member, a stealth doorman, you must be able to understand this, right? I don't have the ability to dictate to him what to do or not to do. Girl, I want to help you too, but if you want me to be your lobbyist, you have to give me a specific explanation, right? I don't know anything about the past between you, and it's an itch to ask you for mercy. In the end, there was a bit of demagogic inducement in the tone, let's say, what are the aspects of my use of you?
Oh, I thought this girl was the only one who didn't befriend him because he was a Taoist saint, but it turned out that she also intersected for the sake of use; It turned out that her warm and natural attitude, her intimate attitude towards him and other men, which was diametrically opposed to other men, was just for an old grudge with King Ning three years ago; It turns out that this girl with a lot of nonsense and a basket of lies is still a complete mystery to him.
He Danggui hesitated for a moment, and then snorted: "I think so, I really can't do it, you just run and tell King Ning, uh...... Are you going to marry me...... I heard Feng Yang say, King Ning, he still respects you, naturally it is impossible to snatch a woman with a person who is a senior teacher, not to mention that he also uses me a lot, you go and tell him that you want to marry me, then he may think that I have become a person of his faction, and he will no longer be difficult for me...... Do you think this will work? Feeling that Bai Yangbai looked at him strangely, He Angelica added, "If you are willing to help me with this, I will be grateful after the matter is completed, whether it is silver or something, I will never refuse!" ”
Bai Yangbai heard the end, and finally couldn't help sneering: "What a girl, why is it difficult for you to buy me to do things for you, what if you opened your mouth three years ago, as long as the price is right, I have no opinion to help you run your legs, be your cheap husband, do you need to stretch the line so long, and you won't open this mouth with me until three years later?" ”
He Angelica was stunned, and said honestly: "I didn't expect it to be so far-reaching three years ago, and I didn't expect to ask you to help me with this, and this countermeasure was also thought of by me temporarily." What's the matter, you were willing to run errands for me three years ago, and you won't be able to do it three years later? Are you afraid that I won't be able to pay the bid, or are you worried that I will miss the bill? If you can't trust me, I can give you a document to support it, as long as you help me get rid of King Ning, I will be willing to pay any amount of money. ”
Bai Yangbai hooked his lips and smiled: "Girl, sometimes the silver is very good, sometimes it is not as effective as you think, originally I wanted to follow you to eat and drink for a while, and get your silver to spend, but now I suddenly don't want your silver," Seeing He Angelica's slightly anxious expression, Bai Yangbai turned to comfort him, "Don't worry, I didn't say I wouldn't help you, I just wanted to change the reward - since you don't want Duan Xiaolou, you don't want Meng Xuan, and you don't want Zhu Quan, you plan to become a Taoist aunt, and I happen to be a Taoist priest, It's better for the two of us to just make a couple, and we can make do with each other and practice together. ”
"Well, what practice? Haven't I already been your master? He Angelica didn't understand what Bai Yangbai meant, and asked, "Do you mean to let me enter your big door as a Taoist aunt, so that you are willing to help me with this?" ”
Bai Yangbai shook his head: "No, I mean, you are willing to marry me 'really', so I ran to tell Zhu Quan that he has an extra wife." ”
Hearing this, He Angelica carefully looked at Bai Yangbai's expression, tilted his head and said, "Uncle Bai, what kind of anger are you gambling on?" Do you blame me for pulling you into my own mess of trivialities? Or do you think I open my mouth and close my mouth to talk to you about money and hurt my feelings? Aren't I planning for you, trying to make a profit? You are the most money-poor person I have ever met, we are good masters and apprentices, and we settle accounts, isn't this the most heartwarming for you? Are you really fighting me over such an idea? ”
"Fighting?" Bai Yangbai nodded, "You just think it's better for me to compete, I don't want to get married, I don't want to marry Meng Xuan and Duan Xiaolou, and the people who are inferior to them can't look down on them, and it's in vain to wait for another ten years, giving them hope in vain, making them lovesick and haggard for you." And I suddenly feel that your girl is more 'heartwarming' than silver, and I want to be your 'umbrella' that can be used at any time, and if I marry you, I can also get rid of Duan Xiaolou's extravagant thoughts, which is really a good thing to benefit the common people in one fell swoop, girl, what do you think? ”