ACT293: Soviet-German Treaty of Reciprocal Aggression
On October 7, 1938, German Führer Adolf Hitler visited Datang as promised, and on the afternoon of his arrival, Stalin of the Soviet Union followed suit. This pair of inextricable mortal enemies in another time and space, but in this time and space, they had a fantastic meeting in Hebei Province of the Tang Empire!
Interestingly, the Datang side arranged for all the German and Soviet delegations to visit the same high-end hotel in Beijing, and the hotel had exactly two sets of presidential suites, not only on the top floor, but also on the opposite door, so the Soviet Union and Germany each occupied one set.
Who knows if this malicious arrangement is to make these two gangs understand each other, or to facilitate their fight!?
"I said, Your Highness, is it true that such an arrangement will not cause human lives?"
"This is His Majesty's will, and you also know that she suddenly came to that, and the situation is bad at this time, so ......"
"Alas~!" x2
In the temporary palace of the imperial family in Beijing, Zhao Jian and Li Ti were sitting in the living room talking about international current affairs with a stern face. But on the low mahogany table in front of the two of them, there was a pile of aunt towels the size of a small mountain bag.
These things are all "royal special offerings" that the imperial physician and the palace maid have just rushed out according to Zhao Jian's requirements, so that when Her Majesty the Empress meets with foreign leaders, there will be no embarrassing side leakage accidents!
Just a week ago, when Her Majesty the Empress was playing in the water, she encountered a surprise visit from a certain "female imperial relative", and the wisp of red scared a large number of people, including Li Ti, half to death. After urgently summoning a large number of imperial doctors to consult Mengzong, the chief physician reluctantly reported a situation to Li Tiyu that surprised her.
"Her majesty, she...... She's on her menstrual period. ”
"What are you talking about!?" Li Ti asked again with a stunned face.
"Month, month."
"My sister is only 8 years old! You sued me and she came there!!? ”
"Your Highness, Your Highness!"
Li Ti was excited, grabbed the collar of the chief physician, and directly lifted the thin little old man into the air. It wasn't until the other party's face turned red because he couldn't breathe that he came back to his senses and put the other party down.
"Explain to me what the hell is going on!?"
"Your Highness, forgive the old minister for being stupid, although Your Majesty's body is healthy. But growth has been unusually slow. Lao Chen once specially told the imperial dining room to let them increase the nutrition of His Majesty's diet, but it had no effect at all! And now this is the menstrual affair in advance, which is completely contrary to common sense! ”
Hearing the words of the chief physician, especially the four words "contrary to common sense", Li Ti, who had already recovered his sanity somewhat, thought of something, and suddenly "chuckled" in his heart.
He first apologized for his recklessness just now, and then immediately ordered someone to contact General Huang, the chief soldier of the Imperial Forest Army, who was staying in Chang'an, to come to Beijing as soon as possible. After the other party rushed to the temporary palace in a hurry, he only glanced at Mengzong's chest, and couldn't help but sigh with his forehead.
As Li Ti guessed, it was the problem of the Jade of the Ancient Sages!
Don't look at the compatibility of Meng Zong and Gu Xian Zhiyu, which is very good. But this thing is not tailor-made for her alone after all, so even if it will not cause Yan zhòng damage to Mengzong's body, it will not be honest and there will be no problems at all.
The first is the stopping effect on growth, which is relatively common, and the problem is not very big, and it even brought the Li royal family a reputation of "rejuvenation and skill" outside. But after all, Meng Zong is still underage, and she stopped growing too early, although she became the supreme "eternal LOLI" in the eyes of some gentlemen, but it also produced certain physiological disorders.
Theoretically, for the first time in a girl's life, she came to the "big aunt". It should be around 12~14 years old, but Mengzong is at least 4 years ahead of schedule, and the situation is like the flooding of the Yellow River, which is out of control!
Li Ti, who was afraid that his sister was anemic, asked the imperial dining room to prepare blood replenishment food immediately. At the same time, he informed the Beijing National Hospital and asked them to immediately mobilize half of the type A blood in the blood bank.
If the situation really deteriorates to the point that food supplements are ineffective, then you can only go to the blood bag!
Fortunately, the Yellow Emperor and the Yan Emperor rushed to the Beijing Palace in time to have their conditioning. Mengzong's situation has finally improved. And the Yellow Emperor, just in case, asked Emperor Yan to immediately go and get Zhao Jian's "mobile power supply".
So Zhao Jian, who was helping the girls oil on the yacht, suddenly felt a gust of wind passing overhead. When he looked up, he saw that it was a giant god soldier with a bright red body flying over his yacht. The other party had three pairs of golden and red energy wings on his back, and the powerful stance generated brought a heavy coercion to everyone.
The other party looked down at the yacht twice, and then without saying a word, he reached out and grabbed Zhao Jian, and flew away in the stunned eyes of the ship's mothers. This is also the reason why Zhao Jian appeared in the palace!
With the joint protection of the Yellow Emperor and Zhao Jian, the situation of Mengzong quickly stabilized, but although the situation of "flooding of the Yellow River" was stopped, it could not stand the "long flow of water"! Seeing that the day of meeting with foreign heads of state was approaching, in order to allow Her Majesty the Empress to attend the banquet with dignity, Zhao Jian made out the sanitary napkins that were supposed to appear in the forties in advance.
Don't look at the seemingly inconspicuous appearance of the small paper bag, but this thing is not without technical difficulties. In addition to the styling problems, the water absorption, breathability and cleanliness of the materials used are also emphasized. Fortunately, they didn't plan to mass produce, so they got a batch of "luxury" gadgets for the empress at any cost!
"Senior Brother Zhao, how long can this little piece last?"
Li Ti used his thick thumb and index finger to pick up a piece of "young girl type" specially prepared by the Meng Sect, and then asked Zhao Jian with a stern face, and the other party also frowned and muttered for a moment, and then replied in a deep tone.
"I can't make a judgment for the time being, let the palace maid take some and wait in the bathroom."
"It's good! After all, this is about the face of my Tang royal family! ”
In this way, at the welcome banquet that entertained the heads of state of the Soviet Union and Germany at the same time, Zhao Jian wore the uniform of the Imperial Forest Army and stood behind the Yellow Emperor with Emperor Yan on the left and right. Regarding Zhao Jian's appearance in the same position as himself, Emperor Yan can be said to instinctively feel unhappy, and he didn't have a good face for Zhao Jian.
At this time, Zhao Jian's attention was not on the two beautiful giant soldiers on the side, but silently observed Hitler and Stalin, the two World War II celebrities who were like thunder in his previous life!
The 49-year-old Adolf. Hitler, as Germany's current great dictator, was full of ambition and was ready to do something earth-shattering. At this time, he had not yet shown signs of Parkinson's disease, and his body stood straight, and when he met Meng Zong, who was dressed in gorgeous costumes, he smiled and bowed to the most powerful empress in the East.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, beautiful Moe Zong."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hitler, your Chinese language is so good that I didn't expect it!"
In order to make a good impression on his ideal future ally, Hitler even taught himself some Chinese, and although the accent sounded strange, it was at least understandable. Stalin, the other visitor, apparently did not do as much as Hitler, and this slightly chubby Georgian man could only rely on the interpreter on the side to talk to Meng Zong.
After a ceremonial meeting, the leaders of the three parties sat down and began a "cordial state exchange." Although Hitler did not expect Stalin to appear, he still told the other party in front of him that he wanted to go to Titan to take over the Sudetai region.
"Oooh! Da Linzi's eyes suddenly sharpened when he looked at the Führer! ”
Feeling the sudden cooling atmosphere of the scene, Zhao Jian vomited quite heartlessly! Stalin, however, quickly regained his usual face and laughed, and he asked his interpreter to tell Hitler in German...... You're kidding!
The current boss of the Saturn circle is undoubtedly the Soviet Union, and although the Red Navy is not in the stream, there are few Eastern European countries around him who can do things. But if the Germans come, the "half-priced" high seas fleet inherited from the Second German Reich will not be something that the Soviet Union can deal with!
Up to now, the Soviet Union's Red Navy has only three old Gangut-class battleships, which usually patrol around the circle of Saturn, and do not dare to go out at all. Although the German High Seas Fleet was cut in half after the end of World War I, it still retained 8 battleships and 3 battlecruisers, not counting the newly built Deutschland-class pocket battleships and Scharnhorst-class battlecruisers that they later secretly built, as well as the "G battleship" that was about to be launched.
Therefore, in terms of space, the German Navy is fully capable of beating the Soviet Navy a few times back and forth, even if the other party does not dare to pull the whole family over, a third of it is enough for the hairy people. Therefore, although Stalin still seemed to be calmly talking and laughing with Hitler, Zhao Jian could clearly feel the messy and almost crazy inner riot of the other party at this time!
However, just when Stalin was secretly thinking about how big the chips should be in order for the Tang side to agree to help them develop the navy of the Soviet Union, Hitler suddenly said to Stalin with a smile.
"Mr. Stalin, in fact, you Soviets need not be nervous at all, we Germans are not the sanctimonious hypocrites of Britain, who look well-dressed, but in fact are insatiable. Saturn is so big, and there are so many habitable moons of Saturn, that we in Germany are not interested in and cannot occupy them all, we are just looking for space for us Aryans to live. So here I can assure you that the Third Reich will never invade the USSR! (To be continued......)
PS: There is a lot of randomness in the growth of the empress! You get the idea!