Chapter Seventy-Four: It Feels Like Constipation

Brother Ying was obviously very angry now, although he knew that the woman in front of him was so excited purely because of her damn face control problem, but he still couldn't help but get angry, and put his arms around Wu Ling'er's waist and kissed Wu Ling'er's pink lips heavily.

This time it wasn't like last time, Brother Ying pried open Wu Ling'er's lips, probed into her mouth, and teased her tongue with his tongue......

Seeing Wu Ling'er looking at himself with wide eyes, Brother Ying suddenly had a feeling of doing something bad, but when he thought of Wu Ling'er's expression just now, he couldn't help but get angry: "Woman, close your eyes!" ”

Wu Ling'er obediently closed her eyes, and Brother Ying began to continue this slightly punitive kiss. This kiss went on until Wu Ling'er almost suffocated Brother Ying and let her go.

After Wu Ling'er regained her consciousness after she gasped, Brother Ying looked at her hatefully: "Woman, although you don't feel for me now, but now I'm still your boyfriend, I allow you to be with others, but if you are as excited as you were just now, I won't just kiss it!" ”

Wu Ling'er, who was fascinated by Brother Win's kiss, nodded as if she hadn't heard anything, and after a while she shook her head: "I'm so dizzy!" Brother Win, are you sure you're not an electric eel or a vampire? You didn't take advantage of kissing me to suck my blood, did you? After speaking, she even picked up the mirror and looked at her neck, wanting to see if there were two holes.

This look made Brother Ying angry and funny, and snatched the mirror from Wu Ling'er's hand: "Don't make trouble, think about what you want to do!" ”

Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying with some grievances: "I'm just a little excited, you're so angry, what do you want me to think?" It's no wonder you don't eat me directly! Despot! Nasty maggots! ”

Brother Ying glared at Wu Ling'er and made her obediently close her mouth before saying, "Although Li Chengxun hasn't woken up yet, he is Xiaohua after all, your nominal son, do you dare to do it?" Not afraid of being struck to death by lightning? ”

"Cut, after I woke up, I pointed to the sky and cursed for a night, and I didn't see any thunder come down and kill me? I have cursed all the eighteen generations of the ancestors of those people in heaven. Wu Ling'er sat down as she spoke, took the warm water handed over by Brother Ying and took a sip, and the two of them naturally acted as if they had done it thousands of times.

This feeling made Wu Ling'er stunned for a moment, and then thinking back to it just now, she felt that she didn't hate Brother Ying kissing herself, and even when he kissed herself, there was still a little excitement and joy in her heart, it seems that she really liked Brother Ying in her previous life, so she was like this.

Seeing Brother Ying looking at him strangely, Wu Ling'er shook his head and drove out those who didn't have in his head, before continuing: "Today's Zhixiang is very strange, why did he suddenly say such a thing? ”

Brother Ying sneered: "girl, don't you really know? ”

"Huh? What do I need to know? Wu Ling'er was still confused.

Rolling his eyes at the sky, Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er: "Mung Bean began to like you before he turned into a human form, if it weren't for this reason, he wouldn't have turned into a human form so early." If he hadn't turned into a human form so early, he could have suppressed your little green, how could he have the share of him who came out from time to time to make trouble? ”

Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment: "You mean, Zhixiang...... Uh, mung bean, my little beanie used to like me? How did I not know? ”

"You girl known as Yan Kong, what can you know? Coffee, Chi Tsai, Little Flower, which one doesn't like you? Only you, an idiot, have always treated them as relatives and sons. "Anyway, things are already like this, it's better to talk about it first, lest Wu Ling'er have other thoughts when she gets it.

Sure enough, Wu Ling'er shook her head: "Impossible! Xiaohua is my son, it's good if Ji Zai doesn't hate me, how can he like me? And coffee ......" At the thought of leaving his coffee, although he would believe him, Wu Ling'er still couldn't help but feel uncomfortable in her heart: "I don't know if he will have a good time later?" It seems that there are still a lot of memories that have not been recovered, so that after a while to recover a memory, after a while to recover a memory, it feels very much like constipation, a while, a while! ”

Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er with disgust: "Woman, can you be normal?" How can a woman talk like you? ”

Wu Ling'er shrugged: "This is my personal style, others can't learn it!" After speaking, she leaned on the small table: "Like me, so many handsome guys, it's a pity, you can only watch and can't eat!" Otherwise, everyone would definitely fight every day. "I think at the beginning, I didn't know that they liked me, they were all treated fairly, and everyone still quarreled every day, if they were all in the harem, I was afraid that I would be annoyed to death by them.

"Woman, do you really want to eat these handsome guys?"

Feeling that the temperature in the room had dropped by several degrees, Wu Ling'er shivered: "No, no! I just don't feel like I'm capable enough to handle so many handsome guys...... Uh, no, no, I mean, even though there are so many handsome guys around, I don't have the physical strength to cope with it...... Ah, Brother Die, don't scare me anymore, I don't even know what I'm talking about! Wu Ling'er, who was incoherent, was so angry that she kicked Brother Ying.

Looking at Wu Ling'er like this, Brother Ying couldn't cry or laugh, and finally collected his anger: "girl, if you dare to mess with, I want you to look good!" ”

"I don't, you clearly said that I was allowed to be a nymphomaniac! Want to break your promise now? Aren't you afraid of becoming a big fat man? Wu Ling'er was dissatisfied and wanted to kick Brother Ying again, but she didn't want to be grabbed by him.

Brother Ying stretched out his hand and scratched Wu Ling'er's foot a few times: "Woman, if you kick me again, I will be rude to you!" ”

"When have you been polite to me?" Although she is not afraid of threats, Wu Ling'er is really afraid of itching, and when she was scratched by Brother Win, she suddenly behaved: "Okay, okay, I'll be obedient." You're letting go! ”

Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er for a while, and made sure that she was already scared, so she let go, but as soon as she let go, Wu Ling'er kicked Brother Ying, then jumped up and ran quickly to the inner room: "Stupid Brother Ying, you fat maggot!" Dead earthworms without brain cells! ”

Looking at the door of the closed inner room, Brother Ying shook his head with a helpless smile, his eyes were full of doting eyes: "This guy, he has lived for so many more years, and he still hasn't grown up!" ”

"You might as well expect her to grow up, but you might as well expect her to get all the people back soon." The little turtle lying on the soft couch suddenly spoke: "Little Green will come out for a while, but the coffee has not yet appeared." ”

Brother Ying looked at the little turtle, that is, the mung bean, a little strangely: "How are you sure that the coffee must have followed?" He was gone. And, if I remember correctly, you warned me that you wouldn't let go of coffee, right? Or do you have more memories recovered than that woman? ”

Mung Bean's eyes flashed with a ghostly light, and he looked at Brother Ying for a while, but did not answer his question directly: "I am a descendant of the Divine Beast." ”

"As far as I know, only turtle shells can be used for divination. You're not good at divination! "As long as the object is not Wu Ling'er, Brother Ying will not be polite when he speaks. Of course, he didn't speak very politely to Wu Ling when he was a child.

Sure enough, Mung Bean was furious, and a blue light shot towards Brother Ying. Brother Ying resisted with his arms, only to hear a bang, and the soft couch they were staying on collapsed.

The loud voice not only lured Wu Ling'er out of the room, but also brought the servants outside in: "Miss, what's wrong?" ”

Wu Ling'er stood at the door of the inner room and looked at the collapsed soft collapse stupidly and shook her head: "I don't know, I just went back to the room to rest, and suddenly I heard a noise outside, and as soon as I opened the door, it became like this." After speaking, she walked over and wrapped Brother Ying in her hands, and took Ji Zai and Mung Bean out: "Maybe it's too dry to always have a brazier in the house, so the soft couch collapsed." Clean it up first, and Ming'er will find a carpenter to see if he can fix it. ”

Although they didn't believe the reason Wu Ling'er said, the maids couldn't think of a better reason, and when they came in just now, Wu Ling'er really just opened the door of the inner room: "Yes!" ”

After a while, Mrs. Wu heard the news and rushed over, and after hearing that Wu Ling'er was fine, she was relieved, and ordered someone to take another couch and put it in Wu Ling'er's room: "Your body, you really have to adjust it well, in winter, you are more afraid of the cold than us old people, how can this work?" ”