Little Goo Dong looked at the situation, and it seemed impossible to escape, so he staggered into the house again.

The door creaked shut, and Little Goo Dong sat down on the bed, his eyes rolling and his eyes falling on the teapot on the table.

"Let you taste the master's boy urine!" He got out of bed, ran to the table, picked up the pot, opened the lid, turned his back to the window, and poured a bubble of urine in the teapot.

He smiled slyly, put the kettle in the distance, then rolled over to the bed, grabbed the quilt to cover it, and in a few moments there was an even snoring sound.

After the third watch, Tong Fuan finished practicing the palace, came out of the cellar, stretched his hands and feet in the courtyard, pushed open the door and entered the house. He glanced at the sleeping little Gudong on the bed, seemed to be very satisfied, sat down at the table with a smile, picked up the teapot and poured a glass of water, tilted his neck and drank it in one gulp, then spit it out suddenly, smashed the cup on the ground, and yelled: "Come on! Who adds water to the teapot? ”

A man in black ran in from outside, and replied tremblingly: "It's the villain, father-in-law, what's wrong with the water?" ”

"You come and drink, what a strange smell!" Tong Fu'an was so angry that he grabbed the man and poured a kettle into his mouth.

"Ahem! Ahem! The man drank a pot of urine mixture into his stomach, choking on his breath for a long time.

"Salty-smelly-wow-" he said intermittently, running outside the house and vomiting.

"Hahahaha-hahaha-" Little Goo Dong couldn't hold back any longer on the bed, punching and kicking and laughing.

Tong Fuan turned his head and frowned at Xiao Gudong.

"How? Master's pee tastes good, right? Hahahaha-" Little Gollum slapped the bed board and laughed.

"Little bunny!" The man in black who came back from vomiting ran to the window and wanted to beat Xiao Gudong, but was kicked into the corner by Tong Fuan.

"Father-in-law?" The man in black was inexplicable, holding his aching stomach and looking at Tong Fuan in pain.

"Get out of here and call everyone outside." Tong Fuan said coldly. The man in black hurriedly crawled out of the room and summoned everyone outside.

"Xiao Gudong is the godson of the old man, and he will also be the heir of the old man's martial arts, you are so good to serve the old man!" Tong Fuan sat down and said to them.

"Son? Heir? Everyone looked at each other, and did not react from surprise for a moment.

"Huh?" Tong Fuan slammed the table, frightened everyone to kneel down together, and greeted Xiao Gudong: "Little people meet the little master, may the little master enjoy the immortal blessings forever, and live with the sky!" ”

Little Goo Dong stood proudly on the bed, with a small head, pointing at them and saying, "Kowtow!" Kowtow to the master three times first! ”

How dare everyone slack off and kowtow one after another.

"Well, yes, yes, you! And you! Come here, give the little master a leg beat! Little Goo Dong casually pointed to two people.

"Yes." The two of them trotted over with their heads bowed and pinched their legs and thumped their backs to Little Goodong.

Tong Fuan watched from the side, laughed twice, walked up to Xiao Gudong and asked, "What's the matter?" Lao Tzu is not thin with you, right? It's better to go outside now and light incense and candles, and worship the old man as a father. ”

"Now? No, no, no. Little Gollum's head shook like a rattle.

"Huh?!" Tong Fuan's eyes were bulging and waiting for him.

"Let's talk about it later, sir, I can't escape from the palm of your hand, ahhh Little Goo Dong waved his hand impatiently, rolled onto the bed, and shrank into the quilt.

Tong Fuan was helpless, and after sending the people in the room out, he sat at the table and looked at the sleeping little Gudong in a daze, and after a while, he tiptoed to the edge of the bed, sat down and wanted to lie down next to Xiao Gudong to sleep.

"Who told you to sleep here!" Little Goo Dong sat up abruptly and yelled at him.

"The old man doesn't sleep here, does he sleep underground?"

"Where do you like to sleep, anyway, you are not allowed to sleep next to the master! You are covered with stench, and there is a smell of blood, and the master will be smoked to death by you! Little Goo Dong looked at him in disgust.

"You dare to dislike the old man!" Tong Fuan seemed to be trying his best to endure his anger.

"What about disgust?" Little Gollum smiled contemptuously.

"Y-you little bunny! If the old man hadn't seen the double whirlpool on the back of your head that looked exactly like the old man, and the same as the old man, he wouldn't have wanted to recognize you as a son! Tong Fuan jumped out of bed and shouted at Xiao Gudong.

"Then don't admit it, who is rare for you to admit it?" Little Goo Dong looked at him disdainfully.

"I don't recognize that Lao Tzu killed you!" Tong Fu'an suddenly showed his fierce face, and pulled out his short sword to approach Xiao Gudong.

Xiao Gudong looked at him coldly and said, "The prince said, you are not allowed to hurt me!" ”

"It's okay for the old man to disobey the prince once! Hmph, the prince cares about the county lord, but the county lord's antidote has to be taken by the old man, and if you kill you, you will be punished with a few words at most, and the old man will not be punished! Tong Fu'an smiled.

Xiao Gudong heard him say this, and he was a little scared in his heart, Tong Fuan killed without blinking, and he might indeed end up with a knife!

"Don't mess around!" He cowered into the corner of the bed.

"The old man killing you is like pinching an ant to death! Say! Do you recognize the old man as a father? Tong Fu'an's sword was pressed against Xiao Gudong's neck, and he said viciously.

Xiao Gudong didn't dare to move, looked at him for a while, and said: "You force me to recognize you as a father like this, when you are old in the future, I will not honor you, and when you die, I will not let my son be surnamed Tong." ”

"You!" Tong Fuan hadn't thought so far ahead, and he was speechless for a while.

"Don't you take your sword away yet?" Little Gollum gave him a blank look.

Tong Fuan really took back the short sword, sat on the edge of the bed in annoyance, and said: "It's not possible to force you, and it won't be possible to coax you, you say, what do you want to be willing to recognize the old man as a father?" ”

"Change the evil and return to the right, no longer practice evil skills, no longer help the prince and the queen to do things, loyally follow the prince, and regularly ask for the antidote for the county lord's sister, if you can do this, I will recognize you as your father, and also intercede for you, so that the emperor and the prince, the county lord's sister and your master will no longer kill you, how about it? Think about it. Little Goo Dong said a long paragraph in one breath.

Tong Fuan groaned for a while, and said quietly: "If you don't practice divine skills, turn your back on the queen and the prince, it's impossible!" Besides, the emperor, the prince, the county lord, and the master, none of them will forgive the old man, and the old man's own sins are clear in his heart. ”

"Since it's clear, why don't you put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot?" When Xiao Gudong was in the Taoist temple, he had heard the master say such things.

"Hahaha - the old man can't put down the butcher's knife, and he doesn't want to become a Buddha! Stinky boy, you go to sleep, the old man goes outside and sits. Tong Fuan laughed, and there was a bit of sadness in his laughter.

Xiao Gudong watched him come out of the house, patted his chest, and discussed: "My life has been saved again, fortunately, my master is smart and clever, but this old monster is fierce and changeable, if you don't recognize him as your father, I'm afraid you will take your master's life at any time!" ”