Chapter 10: Laughing and Tears Are Missing (Part II)

Li Qiusheng is doing this thing, and trouble will come.

I saw that the soldier came up and grabbed Li Qiusheng and threw it to the side, shouting, "Boy, you get out of the way, slowly line up for a physical examination, don't be in the way here." ”

Li Qiusheng took advantage of the momentum to pounce forward, rolled on the spot, and lay on the ground and couldn't get up. 'Ouch' shouted, and then made a fuss, holding on to one of the soldier's legs, saying that he would not let go. just shouted vigorously: "It's terrible, military master, you fell with a small broken leg and couldn't stand up." Master Jun, you fell with a small broken leg and couldn't stand up. You have to pay, you have to pay. ”

Anyway, Li Qiusheng is now distracted, he thinks that now the checkpoints are so strict, these soldiers are like wolves and tigers, if he queues up one by one to enter the city, he may not be able to fool over. It's better to take the opportunity to make a fuss, maybe there is some hope, at least beat him by surprise to secretly cross Chen Cang.

Li Qiusheng's cry aroused the pity of a large group of merchants who entered the city and the people who came in and out. Suddenly, a number of people gathered around, pointing and scolding that the soldier should not have treated a little beggar with broken legs like this.

The soldier didn't expect Li Qiusheng to come to this hand at all, so he hurriedly turned around and scolded a few times angrily, and then kicked a few more times. Li Qiusheng pretended to cry again, and began to cry even harder with a sad expression.

\tLi Qiusheng wanted this scene, and the onlookers and the people who came and went on the field couldn't stand it anymore, so they stepped forward and surrounded the soldier and accused.

"Hey, it's not like that, you are a dignified military master who actually kicked a broken little beggar and bullied people Gu Gu is there any royal law in your eyes."

"Master Jun, even if you are the best, you can't make a broken little beggar like that? How pathetic. ”

"Master Jun, it's not right for you to hit someone. And it's even more wrong to be a little beggar on crutches, you have to pay some other people's profits. ”

"What? You military masters will be lawless. A broken little beggar was also beaten so viciously by you, are you defending the city or are you here to rob it? ”

Everyone was talking gimbly for a while, and they gathered together with emotion, and they were about to make trouble.

Suddenly, a waterfall came from the sky, and everyone's ears sounded like thunder in the sky.

"What's the matter? What's the noise? Are you all against the sky? They were all dispersed by Lao Tzu, otherwise they would be arrested and squatted in prison one by one. A ten-captain who had taken the lead in defending the city immediately crossed over, and walked inside through the crowd.

When everyone saw a military master who had taken the lead, they all fell silent, and they all flashed to see what he was going to do.

But seeing that the military master who took the lead glanced at Li Qiusheng on the field and the soldier he was hugging tightly, he suddenly shouted fiercely.

"Boy, you can't be so unruly if you want to go into the city. It's bad for the military master, are you in a hurry to enter the city to be reincarnated? Or are you the fugitive who was captured by pasting pictures on the wall? Come here and let me see if you are the green onion and the garlic, how dare you make such a fool of yourself. ”

After that, the military master was about to reach out and lift the broken felt hat on Li Qiusheng's head, Li Qiusheng was in a hurry, and waved his hand again and again.

"Master Jun, you must not lift the villain's felt hat, please, you will regret it."

"Regrets? Boy, I think you'll regret it. The military master who took the lead laughed, waved his hand to the crowd around him, and said with a very disapproving look. Then he stretched out his hand and grabbed Li Qiusheng's head, and this grasp actually took off the broken felt hat that Li Qiusheng was wearing on his head.

Li Qiusheng immediately revealed his original form, but saw Li Qiusheng's unkempt dirty hair spread messily on the top of his head, his black face was as black as charcoal, and a pair of bright eyes seemed to be bright under the two curved eyebrows, and a pustule the size of an egg above his forehead had oozed blood and was slowly overflowing with foul-smelling filth flowing down his black face.

The military master at the head only felt a strong stench in front of him, which was disgusting to smell, and his stomach was turned upside down. Quickly dodged to the side, covered his nose with his hand and squeaked, "Damn, you kid is really disgusting, it turns out to be a rotten head." I'm phew, phew, phew. ”

Li Qiusheng smiled, pretending to be loud and said, "Master Jun, the little one has words first, who told you not to listen." If that's the case, Master Jun, do you want to look at the villain's rotten legs and check if the villain's identity is also fake? ”

The military master at the head shouted as if he had been insulted by Li Qiusheng's shame, "Boy, don't be complacent, I have to check carefully." You wait, I'll come. ”

But when he saw that the soldier at the head waved to the soldier standing under the wall, the soldier immediately turned around and took down the poster posted on the wall, walked straight to the front of the soldier and gave it with both hands, and the soldier at the head took the post.

Li Qiusheng was in a hurry at the moment, looking at the seven or eight points on the notice that looked like his own painting and thought hard, as if he was looking for a way to crack it.

The military master at the head was not stupid, and he looked left and right at Li Qiusheng according to the shadow in his hand. A pair of thief eyebrows turned around, as if looking at a criminal who had committed a crime, and finally did not dare to conclude that the beggar in front of him was the criminal Li Qiusheng who the government wanted to arrest----.

At this time, Li Qiusheng's heart seemed to have been heavily agitated, and his heart was horizontal, and before the military master approached again, he swung his left leg in front of the military master, and his right hand neatly loosened the strap, and another dark and evil thing appeared, and the breeze blew and exuded a foul smell like a pus-filled bag on Li Qiusheng's head.

When the military master at the head saw that it was such a foul-smelling vulgar thing, he immediately twisted his head and almost threw it all out. I couldn't care about Li Qiusheng who was sitting on the ground anymore, so I hurriedly shouted to the next waterfall.

"Boy, boy, put away your thing, disgusting uncle. You, don't let the uncle see your living treasure, get out, go wherever you fall in love, just don't get in the way here. ”

As soon as Li Qiusheng heard the words of the head military master, his heart blossomed. He quickly gathered his stops, got up from the ground, and smiled at the soldier who had stopped him with his snake-shaped crutch, and swaggered over.

The soldier seemed to have a bitter word, and he was bored, so he had to watch Li Qiusheng slowly disappear in the background and kept spitting a series of baba, phew, phew...

The onlookers laughed and waved away.

Li Qiusheng made a fuss about this drama, and finally got confused without danger. But this thrilling scene is also the worst scene he has encountered since fleeing from north to south, no wonder the book says that the more familiar the place, the more dangerous it is, and it turns out that it should not be negligent.

Fortunately, Li Qiusheng did a good job this time, and with the ruthless heart-warming kick of the thief's mother-in-law Di Jinyan, it was difficult for Li Qiusheng not to pretend to be crutches or injuries. It seems that Li Qiusheng got out of danger this time, and he has to thank the thief's mother-in-law Di Jinyan for her ruthless flying feet.

Li Qiusheng swaggered into Gufang Town like this, and slipped away under the noses of a group of soldiers. He couldn't help but laugh when he thought about it now, and the idea in his head had once again saved his life from prison.

He couldn't help but triumphantly raise his temperament as a street corner, humming an unknown tune in his mouth, while squinting at the bustling street market in front of him, and a new thing was born in his mind.

Just as Li Qiusheng secretly celebrated that he had passed the dangerous level again, and a new gadget flashed in his mind, an old figure suddenly rushed to him, looking at him with a strange smile.

Li Qiusheng's eyes suddenly bulged and froze at that moment. He raised his eyes and stared at the old man in front of him, and exclaimed with a look of surprise, "Old man Dong, you are here!" ”

The old man smiled and did not answer. Raised his hand and patted Li Qiusheng's shoulder, and raised his eldest mother's finger and praised.

"Hey, you're fine. After more than a year, you kid is learning more and more elves and eccentrics. It seems to be much stronger than when the old man was young, and the old man was just a little apprentice who learned some skills when he was young, and now he is about to become a teacher and establish a sect. Okay, okay, the old man has seen how powerful you are, and I think that in the future, if Yanzhi follows your kid, she will not suffer any losses. ”

Li Qiusheng was praised by the old man like this, and heard the old man say that Dong Yanzhi would not suffer a loss if she followed him in the future. The joy in my heart blooms like a flower, and I still remember that I am still fleeing with sin? Immediately took the old man's hand and walked to the corner of the street.

When he arrived at a remote place on a street corner, Li Qiusheng hurriedly turned around and exclaimed. "Old man Dong, why are you here? It can't be such a coincidence, I just walked from the Yama Palace and you came, isn't this the Jade Emperor who opened his eyes to give grace. ”

"Boy, don't be happy early, if the old man is not worried about your kid's safety. Who wants to travel a long way to suffer this sin of starvation, I don't want my good grandson to have some kind of disaster in the future, and live as miserable as me. ”

The old man Dong took the recommendation and said, looked Li Qiusheng up and down, left and right, and finally settled down when he saw that Li Qiusheng had no missing arms and no missing legs. He looked out at the market, as if he was worried about something.

"Oh, old man, you'd better tell me how you got here, don't get angry. And how is my old bustard mother, Liu Zhi'er? How is the little girl in Tsing Yi? What about the blue and white embroidery building? Tell me quickly, I want to know everything about them, are they burdened by me? ”

Li Qiusheng'er said fiercely, and Lian Zhu'er's question gave Old Man Dong a little room to spare. That Master Dong also said with a click, like a mechanical puppet without a chain reaction.

"Hey, boy, don't talk about me yet, your old bustard mother Liu Zhi'er is about to be ground to death by you." One moment you say that you are going north to find someone, one moment you hear that you are single-handedly plundering people, another moment you hear that the official list is holding you out, and another time you hear that you have fled south, and you can't tell what the hell your kid is up to. After all, the little girl in Tsing Yi is young and doesn't have much knowledge, so she just cries and makes trouble. As for the blue and white embroidery building, now that it has been secretly supervised by Liu Zhutou, it is not convenient for you to go back first. Thanks to you, the rest is fine. I'm just scattering my skeleton and running away. ”

Old Man Dong answered all of Li Qiusheng's questions in one breath all day long, as if he was relieved, and was just about to rest for a while, then Li Qiusheng followed up and asked, "What, how is my old bustard mother Liu Zhi'er now, has she come here with you?" ”

"Ouch, boy, I almost forgot to tell you if you didn't tell me. Your proprietress Liu Zhi'er is also here, in the remote inn at the back, she must be waiting to see you. Look at my old man's memory, hey, it's useless when people are talented. ”

Old Man Dong said to himself, and he was afraid that Li Qiusheng would misunderstand what he meant, so he hurriedly took Li Qiusheng's hand and walked out. While saying, "Let's go, let's see Shopkeeper Liu." ”

Li Qiusheng suddenly came to his senses, grabbed Old Man Dong's hand and said. "Old man Dong, wait a minute, I'll come after cleaning this outfit." After that, the messy hair and the bloody scars on Li Qiusheng's head were dragged down by the wind like fallen leaves, and their original true faces were immediately revealed. Li Qiusheng dragged his feet again, and the black shit-like thing came off with his hands, revealing his original white appearance.

Old Man Dong smiled slyly. "Qiusheng, you kid is really good. You've learned all the tricks, and even these drugs for treating bruising wounds have been tricked by you. It's really good, it seems that if you walk the rivers and lakes in the future, you kid, you will not suffer. ”

Li Qiusheng smiled slightly, "If Old Man Dong doesn't have to be in love, who would want to bring a disgusting and smelly flower." Isn't that out of necessity to make such a move, and to make fun of me again. No, you said, let's go, let's see the old bustard's mother. ”

Old Man Dong replied, "Well, let's go, see Shopkeeper Liu." ”

In the small inn, it is simple and quiet, and there is no lack of joy in the ears of bamboo; The breeze and the moon are not bad at all.

Only at this moment, there was an old woman of more than half a hundred years old, wandering back and forth on the front door, looking very haggard.

The old woman was none other than Liu Zhi'er from the Blue and White Embroidery Building, Liu Zhi'er saw an old man and a young man hurrying around the corner from a distance, and her eyes were already full of tears. The emotion in my heart came from spontaneously, and all the worries and fears of these days were released safely at this moment, and I was comfortable and calm.

But after this, Liu Zhier will have to accept another kind of ruthless parting, and it will become a topic of parting between her heart and flesh in this foreign land.