Chapter 7: The Bodyguard (For the Cats of Heaven)

This kid has no sense of vigilance at all, Zhong Gong and I stood on the sand dunes, he didn't notice it at all, as for the corpse fairy, if you don't provoke it, it won't react, I listened to Tofu singing a one-man show there alone, I couldn't help crying and laughing, and finally I kicked it hard, and a piece of yellow sand was lifted up and covered from the top of Tofu's head.

"Ouch! What is it! Tofu shook his head and jumped up to take a look, and saw me and Zhong Gong standing on the top of the sand dune, and suddenly coaxed, his eyes purred a few times, and finally smiled shyly: "Where don't we meet in life, it's a coincidence." ”

I was not angry, and said, "Sister Qiao, where did you come from, stay there." ”

Tofu knew that it was useless to reason, so he ran up with the corpse fairy fluttering and fluttering, and said: "I've been here for a day, it's not easy to go into the desert, there are snakes and scorpions or something, what if I go back and be bitten to death?" Is your conscience gone? ”

I said, "I have no conscience. ”

Tofu was furious when he heard this, and said, "Pervert, I'm not worried about you, otherwise why would I run to this ghost place where birds don't shit!" Anyway, if something really happens to you, how uncomfortable I am, why don't you understand me. ”

I looked at Tofu's anxious and angry look, and couldn't help but sigh and said, "If something happens to you, won't I feel bad?" ”

Tofu was cowardly, sat in the sand decadently, and said, "Let's go, let's go, it's my hot face and cold ass, I can't talk about you, I'm fucking cheap." As soon as the words fell, I was about to speak, when Tofu suddenly stared at my feet and exclaimed, "Be careful! I subconsciously looked down, but saw a slight bulge in the sand, about two centimeters in diameter, and it was still swimming, and then a gray-brown triangular snake head poked out of the sand.

I was startled and retreated, and the snake immediately showed its sharp teeth and bit at me. Because the distance was too fast, I almost didn't have time to react, and at this moment, the speed of the corpse fairy next to the tofu was like a ghost, and at the moment when the poisonous snake was about to bite up, the hand had already grabbed the snake's head.

When I saw the face of the corpse fairy Mu Ran, I breathed a sigh of relief.

But I saw that the snake's head was quietly scurrying in the palm of the corpse fairy, so the snake's body kept struggling and bouncing, revealing its body hidden in the sand, but it only flicked twice, and the body hung down, and it was dead. It seems that he was directly pinched to death by the corpse fairy.

Immediately afterwards, the corpse fairy brought the snake to his mouth and ate it with relish, and I remembered that the corpse fairy has a nature of devouring poison, and with it, the poison close to us around is estimated to be asking for a dead end. The snake was bloodily swallowed by it, and its mouth was full of blood between chewing, and occasionally some white flesh was exposed, or colorful internal organs, and a large fishy smell came to the nose, not to mention how disgusting.

Tofu pinched his nose, looked disgusting and didn't want to look at it, and said, "How did I raise such a product." But it was said that the corpse fairy ate the poisonous snake, and licked his mouth unfinished, suddenly, his eyes moved twice, and he suddenly stretched out his bloody hand to the tofu, opened his mouth, as if he wanted to speak, but he couldn't speak, and after a while, he only squeezed out a breath: "...... Eat ......"

Tofu wanted to cry without tears, shook his head and said, "You eat, you eat...... Wrong! You're fucking done, and there's a little blood left for me, and I'll serve you every day, combing your hair and dressing like raising a son, and you'll repay me like this, do you have a little filial piety. "I almost vomited blood when I heard this, this kid got the point completely wrong, right?

The corpse fairy tilted his head, finally withdrew his hand, quickly licked the blood off his hand, and finally calmed down, as if nothing had happened. This Zhong Gong said; "I think this corpse fairy seems to be of some use, so if there is any poison around, we don't have to be afraid." In the end, he patted Tofu's shoulder and said with a smile: "You two have a good relationship, and it knows how to share it with you." ”

Tofu pursed his lips and said, "There is only a handful of blood left, not even a bit of meat residue." ”

Zhong Gong asked, "Do you dare to eat meat scraps?" ”

Tofu thought for a moment and said, "It's not a matter of eating, it's a matter of principle." I interrupted the two of them and said, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, you're here, I can really drive you back, let's go." ”

Tofu became excited when he heard this, and rushed towards our camp with the corpse fairy. Zhong Gong and I walked slowly behind, and Zhong Gong said, "Brother Chen, it's a blessing that you can have such a friend. ”

I said, "When you have such blessings, you will know how much you are worried." When the two of us returned to the camp, we saw Tofu surrounding Ouyang Xuanhaikan: "...... At that time, in such deep water, such a big dragon suddenly burst out, and Lao Chen and the others were all scared. I said no, if we continue like this, we will all be finished, so I picked up such a big knife, jumped on, jumped on the head of Jiaolong, and shouted, "Don't be complacent, grandson, let Grandpa Dou clean you up" ......"

I interrupted him and said, "I remember that it was Lu Su who jumped with a big knife and jumped onto the dragon's head, right?" Didn't you hang on the cliff and cry in fright? ”

Tofu's expression froze, not waiting for a lie, Ouyang Xuan wrinkled his nose and said, "Bragging, I don't look like you can play with a knife, oops, don't get so close, twitter like a crow." After speaking, he came to Zhen Rui's side and said with a smile: "Master, why don't you tell us one, tell us about your previous experience." ”

Tofu was deeply shocked, staring at Zhen Rui and Ouyang Xuan sadly, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't look at it, I'll introduce you to a few beautiful ones when I go back, she is not suitable for you." Tofu said angrily: "You have taken all the beautiful ones, do you still have my share?" Besides, am I such a superficial person, I like Xuanxuan, this time seriously! "Well, it's only been a long time, the nickname is all ready, and Xuanxuan is still there......

I said, "When are you not serious?" ”

"This time it's special, special, very serious, I must make her like me." Then he frowned and thought about it, I said in my heart that if tofu can really catch up with Ouyang Xuan, unless it is a miracle, this little girl likes to make a self-evident statement, put Zhen Rui and tofu together and compare, who is superior and who is inferior, it is self-evident. So as the old saying goes, people are more angry than people.

In the evening, everyone arranged a vigil and went to bed early, and at dawn the next day, while the temperature had not yet risen, we got up early and hurried to the site, trying to reach the site at noon. Along the way, Tofu has been following Ouyang Xuan's side, this kid is like my fart on weekdays, but now it seems to be real, no matter how Ouyang Xuan gives his face, he can finally regain his spirit and paste it again. At this end, Tofu contributed his snacks, looking like a pug and other praises: "Xuanxuan, if you're hungry, eat something." ”

"If you don't eat, you go to the back and stay to death."

In the end, Tofu didn't dare to speak, and that cautious appearance made me very annoyed, the feeling of working hard to raise a son, and finally becoming a lackey for his daughter-in-law, and leaving his father behind. I was secretly scolding the tofu for not coming out, and suddenly there was an eagle roar in the sky, and the eagle that was said to be the descendant of Haidongqing circled in the air above our heads, and the voice was extremely sharp, as if something had happened,

Batu stammered in Chinese, not very fluent, "Dangerous...... Come on. Then he explained to Ouyang Xuan in Mongolian, very quickly. Ouyang Xuan's brows furrowed, and said: "Batu said that Haidongqing is warned, maybe there is a wind and sand coming, let's try our best to reach the destination and find a place to shelter from the wind." Then they mounted their camels and accelerated.

Due to the sudden addition of tofu, we have no extra camels, tofu looked at me with a pleading look, I secretly scolded this kid in my heart for cowardly, but I couldn't help but help, so I smiled and said: "Miss Ouyang, you are a girl with light weight, it is better to let him ride a horse with you." ”

Ouyang Xuan tilted her head, put her hands around her chest, and said to Tofu: "It's cheap, come up." "That corpse fairy doesn't need us to care, it's flying away, and it doesn't need to ride a camel at all. However, we suddenly got on our camels and ran away, and the corpse fairy probably didn't react, so we were thrown away at first. When I looked back, there were only black dots in the distance in the shape of a humanoid. Suddenly, the black dot suddenly disappeared, and when we turned our heads again, the corpse fairy was already in front of us at some point.

This scene made Ouyang Xuan, Zhang Wen and Know-it-all, the three people who didn't know the inside story, change color together, but seeing that Yuan Rui didn't react, he didn't ask more.

But it was said that the road was running wildly, but the sun was shining, there was no wind in the desert, where was there any storm, and the camels could not stand it for more than an hour, so we had to stop and walk. Tofu wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Where is the wind, this bird is blind to report the news." ”

Batu's expression was a little anxious, because the big eagle in the sky was still screaming, indicating that the crisis had not been resolved. Ouyang Xuan began to ask Batu in Mongolian about the reason, and after a while, she frowned and translated: "This is just a danger signal, but the specific danger is not clear, the storm is just a speculation, but now it seems that it is not a storm." ”