Chapter 1: God's Joke
Updated: 2013-10-30
When the body was hit by the rushing truck, and the pain spread throughout the body, Zhang Qiang thought that he could finally end his life that was not worth remembering, but unfortunately, death was only approaching, not coming.
"Doctor, don't save me, I'll give up treatment......" Zhang wanted to say this to the busy doctors around him, but he couldn't make any sound when he opened his mouth, and his godless eyes looked at the dazzling operating lamp, how white it was, just like his life for more than 20 years.
But at this moment, a woman suddenly slammed open the door of the operating room and cried out heartbreakingly: "Insolence! Insolent! What's wrong with you, don't scare me! ”
This is a woman who is plainly dressed but beautiful like a flower, but her unpowdered face is now filled with sadness and despair, and the flower is bleak.
"Insolence? Are you calling me? With difficulty, he shifted his gaze to the woman who had broken into the operating room, wanting to see which woman would break into the operating room for him in this year, but after only one glance at the woman, he was like being struck by lightning, and his whole body began to tremble violently, and memories and tears poured in like a tide......
His name is insolent, 22 years old this year, he is an orphan, in his childhood, loneliness and loneliness are small, ridicule and cold eyes are like food, he has tasted the warmth and coldness of the world at a young age, and on his 5th birthday, he made a very extravagant wish to God: he wants to know what happiness is.
As a result, the wish came true, Lin Shiya, is his happiness.
Lin Shiya is also an orphan, she came to Zhang Mad orphanage when she was 6 years old, but there is like a red thread between the two, they noticed each other on the first day they met, and then quickly met, knew each other, depended on each other, and fell in love.
After leaving the orphanage, Lin Shiya began to play the role of sister and mother, raising Zhang Mad with hard work, and put her whole heart on Zhang Maar, and Lin Shiya was only 5 years older than Zhang Ma.
Seeing Lin Shiya working hard day and night, Zhang Qiang also wanted to rely on his own struggle and hard work to let Lin Shiya live a good life, so he chose the field of virtual games.
In today's extremely developed virtual technology, virtual games have long been closely linked with human life, especially the latest generation of virtual games "Star Traces" will be epoch-making to open the currency exchange function, making the game no longer just a game, it can make people rich overnight, get what they want, but also make people instantly ruined and become nothing!
And the arrogant is not very demanding, as long as you make money and can improve your life.
However, in the year of the operation of "Star Trace" - 3000 AD, God finally poisoned the "drama" starring Zhang Mad to enter the climax, and not long after Zhang Mad entered "Star Scar", when he was doing an important hidden task, a bad news came from reality: Lin Shiya was diagnosed with a serious illness!
After receiving the call, Zhang was like a thunderbolt (in the game, he could answer calls in reality), and immediately went offline and rushed to the hospital in a hurry, only to learn that Lin Shiya's disease was called "XR blood syndrome", which was not incurable, but it cost a lot of money, and the surgery cost alone exceeded 1 million federal dollars.
At that time, Zhang Maia, who was only 17 years old, was still studying, and the only income in the family was to rely on Lin Shiya to work outside, where did the sister and brother have so much money for surgery?
After thinking about it, Zhang Crazy decided to drop out of school and intend to become a real professional gamer!
It's just providence.,Before, because I was too worried about Lin Shiya's situation.,Insolent and forcibly quit the game despite the fact that he was on a hidden mission.,Resulting in the failure of the mission.,When I re-launched,I found that the character had been forcibly deleted.,It will take a full year before you can recreate the character and enter the game.。
This is undoubtedly worse for the worse, the arrogant with a low education can only go out to do odd jobs, and he also wears several positions, getting up early and being greedy for darkness, but it is impossible to earn more than one million federal dollars from a part-time job, so after a year of wandering, the madness returned to "Star Marks", but it was a whole year late, and he had to be distracted to take care of the seriously ill Lin Shiya, but 2 years passed, nothing came out, and finally Lin Shiya died of illness, at that time, Zhang Shiya had just passed his 20th birthday.
In the days that followed, the disheartened arrogance quit the game and became a game commentator, but after losing Lin Shiya, the arrogance has no spiritual sustenance, and his heart is still full of remorse and guilt.
In fact, Zhang Qiang had long wanted to die, but he agreed to Lin Shiya's instructions before he died: to live well.
In this way, Zhang Madness can only indulge in alcohol, drunk and dreaming of death, in order to alleviate the pain in his heart, and it was another 2 years, until this night, God finally did a good deed, let a truck knock the insolence who had just left the bar away......
This is the bloody tragedy drama that Zhang Mad has been acting for God for 22 years, I don't know if God's old man will award him a little golden man after watching it, otherwise the saddest actor award can also be settled.
It's just that what makes Zhang Crazy wonder is that God Lao'er suddenly rewinded to watch the replay? Otherwise, how could the woman who broke into the operating room now be the Lin Shiya he missed day and night?
………… I'm the dividing line............
In the early morning, the cheerful call of the birds woke up the uncheerful insolence, and when he slowly opened his eyes, the familiar ceiling was reflected in the insolent eyes.
"It's already home." Zhang Mad rubbed his eyes in a daze, and got up and got out of bed, but after getting out of bed, he found that the furnishings of the room seemed to be a little different, wasn't this his room? It's impossible, there is obviously a photo of him and Lin Shiya on the table.
Slightly puzzled, Zhang Qiang suddenly fixed his eyes on the promotional poster of "Star Trace" on the wall, if he remembered correctly, it seemed that he bought it when he was in high school......
"High school!?" Zhang Qi suddenly remembered something, and immediately ran out of the room to the hall of only a few square meters, looking anxiously everywhere, and finally found the familiar shadow in the kitchen: a tall and delicate figure, long black and soft hair like a waterfall, and a long gray dress woven of coarse cloth...... Could it really be her?
In the anxious mood of anticipation and disbelief, the kitchen people turned around very cooperatively, and a gentle and quiet pretty face appeared in front of Zhang Madness, isn't that the delicate beauty of Lin Shiya, who he dreams of every day?
It turns out that this is not a dream, everything that happened in the past two days is not a dream!
After the operation for appendicitis the day before yesterday, Zhang Madness has been in a daze, because of weakness, he lay in bed for two days, although he has been accompanied by Lin Shiya during the period, but Zhang Madness thought that it was just a beautiful dream that he would enter every night.
But when I woke up today, I saw Lin Shiya, who was busy with breakfast, arrogantly twisted her thighs out of the "Chu River Han Realm", and I believed that I was reborn, and I was reborn 5 days before the operation of "Star Trace"!
"This is really wonderful...... "Tears of excitement fell like pearls with broken threads, and he ran into the kitchen and hugged Lin Shiya tightly, choking up with great emotion, this kind of ecstasy from hell to heaven will not be experienced by anyone else in the world.
But as soon as Zhang Madness hugged Lin Shiya, Lin Shiya screamed shyly and angrily: "Arrogant you...... What nerves are you having!? Hurry up and put your clothes on!! ”
"Gah?" Zhang was stunned, let go of Lin Shiya and looked down, and found that she was naked, and the birds under her crotch were still swinging......
A few minutes later.
"Bang!" The door was slammed shut, and from inside, Lin Shiya's angry voice came out: "Bastard, don't come back before dinner!! ”
In this way, Zhang Madness was kicked out of the door, and it seemed that Lin Shiya was really angry.
It's just that Zhang Qi still has a feeling of being in a dream, he hasn't been so noisy with Lin Shiya for many years, is this really reality?
Yes, this is reality, because the dream he has will not happen to be kicked out of the door by Lin Shiya.
Therefore, Zhang Mad looked up at the clear sky and said "thank you" a few times, God played a huge joke with him, although this joke had made him miserable, but at this moment Insolence had no place to thank God, thank it for giving him a chance to start again!
With excitement and happiness, Zhang Mad went downstairs, after confirming that he was reborn, he was curious about everything around him, but as soon as he walked down the stairs, Zhang Mad felt some pain in his abdomen, which was a problem left over from the operation, because the family was too poor, Zhang Mad could only be discharged immediately after the operation, and some follow-up treatment was not done.
But as soon as he thought of the operation, his arrogant face turned white, and he suddenly remembered a very important thing, although he was reborn, 99% of Lin Shiya's blood disorders still existed, if he couldn't make enough money like in his previous life, tragedy would still happen!
What should I do now? How exactly do you make enough 1,000,000 Fed Coins!?
Cold sweat suddenly broke out on his arrogant forehead, and his expression became more and more anxious, going to be a game commentator again? No, that salary is far from enough, go out and do odd jobs? That's even worse!
Re-enter "Star Marks" to break through? Neither...... Well???
"Star Marks?!" Zhang Mad blinked, suddenly realizing something.
In his last life, Zhang Mad had entered "Star Marks", and the work of the commentator was also done for two years, because of his love for the game, Zhang Mad can be said to have been paying attention to "Star Scars" all the time, browsing the various tasks that players have experienced in the game on the forum, interesting facts, and gossip, which is Lin Shiya's only hobby after his death, except for alcoholism.
That is to say, from the beginning of the operation of "Star Marks" to the rebirth of being hit by a car, Zhang Madness has a full 5 years of game memory!!
Thinking of this, Zhang Mad almost couldn't suppress his laughter, but in the next second, Zhang Mad gave himself two slaps and forced himself to calm down, at this time to be calm, don't be happy and sad, he has to think carefully about what to do next!
Well! The top priority is to find a stable source of income, because "Star Marks" will only be operated for two days, and the currency exchange function will not be opened until 3 months after the game is in operation, so it is impossible to make money in a short period of time if you enter "Star Marks".
But not long after, once Lin Shiya's illness is diagnosed, he needs money to stabilize his condition, and the daily living expenses must also be there, but it is impossible for Lin Shiya to go out to work at that time, so he must have an income.
It's just that he has decided to enter "Star Marks", and it is impossible to go out to do odd jobs, so where does this source of income come from?
That's right, there you have it! Zhang Mad suddenly overjoyed, why did he forget that there was still this way?
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