25. Every middle and second disease is black when it is cut
Although Chief Cabinet Secretary Junzaburo Izumida and Tokyo Governor Kamijo Keikatsu both had a collapsed expression of "please stop playing" in the face of Prime Minister Kotori Yumashiro's performance of the second illness, Prime Minister Kotori Yumashiro seems to be determined to carry out the second illness to the end.
I saw her jump onto the table suddenly, slowly took off the blindfold on her right eye, swept the electronic map on the table with her right eye wearing a golden contact lens, and then danced her hands very cutely, and made a confident announcement to everyone:
ββ¦β¦ KukukukuβPoor fools! My evil king's true eyes have seen that a dark cloud of evil is spreading over Fukushima, trying to swallow up all of Japan! However, please don't worry, as long as there are young brave people on the journey, they will definitely be able to create miracles for us! β
- though her eyes were deep and clear, as pure as morning dew; But her words made people feel like they wanted to complain and hit the street...... Chief Cabinet Secretary Junzaburo Izumida lamented, realizing that he no longer knew how to speak to his niece.
Fortunately, after playing cute and cool, Prime Minister Xiaobirdyou finally returned to his normal way of dialogue.
ββ¦β¦ Uncle Izumita, since the police stations in various places need to maintain law and order and quell riots, and they can't mobilize too many people for the time being, then I would like to ask you to urge the Self-Defense Forces to do everything possible to dispatch troops and carry anti-radiation equipment to the Fukushima area to carry out anti-terrorist missions! Due to the time constraints, they did not have to assemble a whole team, but simply set off from their respective stations. Just go straight to the Fukushima area! β
β¦β¦ Although this opinion is not in accordance with the rules, there is basically nothing wrong with it, after all, it is related to the safety of half of Japan...... But the question is, it's hard for the Ministry of Defense to say whether it will take this on deaf ears again, or repeat the perfunctory trick of "orders turn into requests, requests into suggestions, and suggestions into inquiries" - who will take this AKB idol cabinet seriously?
Junzaburo Izumida smiled wryly and shook his head. Got up from the table and walked out the door, "...... All right! I'll try again...... That's right. Before giving the order to dispatch the Self-Defense Forces, should the US troops stationed at the Yokota base be notified? β
ββ¦β¦ It's okay to give you a notice, but Japan has already reached this point. I don't care about the image of the country at all......"
Prime Minister Xiaoniayou touched his chin and said with a bitter face, "...... Maybe we really need the U.S. troops stationed in Japan to go up! β
Next, Mashiro Totori, who seemed to have returned to normal, turned his attention to the governor of Tokyo, who was staring at the electronic map in a daze.
ββ¦β¦ Then there's Mr. Uejo, since you're the Governor of Tokyo, the waters of Tokyo Bay should be within your jurisdiction! β
ββ¦β¦ Belch...... There is only a part of the sea area, and most of the sea area of Tokyo Bay should actually belong to Chiba Prefecture......"
Kamijo Keikatsu blinked a little inexplicably, and then found Prime Minister Kotoriyu squatting down on the table. Pressing his hands on his shoulders, the delicate collarbone peeked out from the neckline of the gothic loli suit, exuding a pleasant smell......
For a moment, the middle-aged man was a little alarmed to find that he had a vague feeling of his heart beating faster...... No, no, no. I'm not a lolicon! Moreover, although this Prime Minister Kotoriyou Mahaku looks childish and cute, he is actually already past the age of Lori, but he still looks like he is still wearing a layer of Lori skin...... Huh? Isn't that the legendary "legal Lori" (Lori that can be legally pushed down)?
However, after hearing the next sentence, Kamijo Keikatsu was poured from head to foot by a scoop of ice water. It almost turned him into a clay sculpture and wood carving in an instant. β¦,
ββ¦β¦ Mr. Governor Kamijo! Now there's an honorable task for you! In my capacity as Prime Minister of Japan, I order you to quickly dig up the outstanding officers of the old Japanese Empire buried in Tokyo Bay! Unseal these talents who were originally reserved for the future shijie wars in advance! β
Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mahaku pressed the shoulder of Tokyo Governor Kamijo Keikatsu, and issued an extremely ridiculous order in a loud voice, "...... Now that the country is crumbling and in crisis, it is the time to wake up these Showa boys, and the Heisei dead house of the Self-Defense Forces is really unreliable! β
ββ¦β¦ A good officer of the old Japanese Empire? How could there be such a thing in Tokyo Bay? β
Kamijo Keikatsu took a deep breath, and finally managed to maintain his composure and did not faint immediately, ""
ββ¦β¦ What the? No?! Cut, what a disappointment! Prime Minister Kotori Yu Maharo pursed his lips in disgust, turned around and jumped off the conference table, and returned to his seat, "...... Since there are no excellent officers of the old Japanese Empire, it should be okay to get some black technology products! Mr. Governor Kamijo, please go and dig up the Mobile Suit Gundam buried in Tokyo Bay, and then go to each high school in Tokyo to recruit a group of drivers! β
ββ¦β¦ Mobile Suit Gundam? Prime Minister, what is the development of your secondary two disease? Hurry up and tell me the difference between fantasy and reality! β
The corners of Kamijo Keikatsu's eyes began to twitch, "...... Let's not talk about how can you get a high school student to fly a military machine, and with the current level of science and technology, how can you create a Gundam that can fight space warfare? Moreover, even if we humans do invent Mobile Suit Gundam one day, the first inventor will not be Japan, because of climbing the wrong technology tree, my country's robot Jishu has long lagged behind the top level of Shijie! The robots that dealt with the Fukushima nuclear crisis had to be imported from foreign countries! Alas, those scientists who clicked on the wrong tech tree are not working on quantum computers, but are developing crab computers! I don't know what they think......"
ββ¦β¦ We, in Japan, have been making Gundam movies for almost half a century, but we still can't build Mobile Suit Gundams? Oh, my God! It's not scientific! β
In response to the governor's answer, Prime Minister Kotori also gasped in surprise, "...... Akihabara obviously has so many dead houses that are happy to make gigantic robots...... Forget it, since there is no Mobile Suit Gundam. Go and summon Ultraman from under Tokyo Bay and ask him to keep the peace in Tokyo! Didn't you all do that when those cosmic monsters attacked Tokyo in the past? β
ββ¦β¦ There's never been any Ultraman buried in Tokyo Bay, and we've never fought any cosmic monsters in Tokyo in the past! β
Governor Kamijo Keikatsu was almost in tears while constantly rolling his mosquito coil eyes, "...... Tokyo Bay is Tokyo Bay, not some secret arsenal. It's not a black technology distribution center...... Prime Minister Birdie, where did you get these false impressions from? β
However, Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mahaku simply ignored his complaints and protests. Just kept talking to himself.
ββ¦β¦ There's not even Ultraman under Tokyo Bay? Tsk, that's shabby! Since this is the case, coal mines imported from Shanxi, China in the late nineties of the last century. There should always be one! It's the one that was sealed with giant cement blocks. Didn't Uncle Izumida say it just now? Coal-fired power plants in the Tokyo metropolitan area are running out of coal! The so-called coal is buried for a thousand days and coal is used for a while, so you should quickly fish out the coal in Tokyo Bay to save the emergency! β
ββ¦β¦ No! Absolutely nothing! At least I didn't know it was there! "Governor Kamijo Jingkatsu saw that his face was already swollen at this time, and his neck was thick," ...... Which cabinet would have thrown coal reserves into Tokyo Bay so brainily? Not to mention anything else, the cost of salvage alone is already terrible! Although Japan has a small land, it does not even have land to store coal and build oil storage tanks. ββ¦,
ββ¦β¦ Alas, there is no this, there is no that, there is nothing under Tokyo Bay, how the hell did you become the governor of Tokyo?!! β
Rebuttal to the Governor's rebuttal. Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mahaku sighed and spread his hands, shaking his head helplessly, looking disappointed and frustrated.
As a result, Kamijo Jingsheng suddenly had green tendons on his forehead, and his face was flushed. Immediately, the anger level exploded, as if countless hot steam spewed out from the top of the head, and the pistons were lifted one after another, accompanied by a sharp whistle...... Next, inhale, exhale, and charge MAX, the target. The Prime Minister of the Second Disease! The upper card spits the cannon, and the firepower is fully opened! Launch!
ββ¦β¦ What's this, there's nothing, there's nothing? Could it be that in your eyes, my job as the governor of Tokyo is to stuff all kinds of things under Tokyo Bay like a squirrel in the winter? And what fool would throw coal into salt cement slurry in the sea? Not to mention Ultraman and Self-Defense Force officers! Also, if there were any Gundam robots in the world that could fight space warfare, I'd love one!
ββ¦β¦ Oooh! GOODJOBοΌ Rare spit five hits! Mr. Governor Uejo, I'm optimistic about your potential in the entertainment industry! β
Kobayakawa Morinatsu, the hot-blooded idol Defense Minister Kobayakawa Morinatsu, dressed as a Shinsengumi warrior, happily banged the table with a katana, gave a thumbs up, and squeezed his eyebrows in praise of it...... However, this made Governor Kamijo Keikatsu's face darker even more.
ββ¦β¦ That's enough! That's enough! If you little girls want to play with the wine, play it yourself! Play until Tokyo turns into a Fallout Wasteland! β
Kamijo Keikatsu angrily put away his briefcase, then slammed the door and left, "...... I still have official business, so I won't accompany you! β
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With the departure of the two men one after another, there was a brief silence in the conference room of the Prime Minister's Residence, where only a group of AKB idol cute girls remained.
β until two clear high-fives rang out.
ββ¦β¦ Smack! Well, the people who should go are gone, and the game of secondary two diseases has been played enough! Now it's our turn to get down to business! β
Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mahaku clapped his palms, and then changed his frivolous and silly expression just now, and the petite and cute figure like Lori began to vaguely show an incredible majestic momentum - the momentum of being the prime minister of a country!
ββ¦β¦ Alas, I wanted to take advantage of the few days I was prime minister to try to see if I could repeal the Tokyo Metropolitan Government's Ordinance on the Healthy Development of Young Adults...... I didn't expect that just a few hours after taking office, I encountered such a bad situation - Yuta Akaishi, a silver-haired pseudo-female vampire, was able to cause us such a big trouble at this juncture! β
Then she began to make a decisive command, "...... Senxia, the assault on the side of the Self-Defense Forces. I'm sorry for you to keep an eye on it! Although the Ministry of Defense may not take us seriously, you are also the legitimate Minister of Defense! β
ββ¦β¦ I see, Mashiro-sama. But...... Wouldn't it be too reckless to let the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, which are ordinary people, directly involved in this supernatural incident? They don't have silver swords or bullets that can restrain vampires! β
Defense Minister Kobayakawa Morinatsu, who was dressed as a Shinsengumi warrior, nodded at first. But then he stroked the light onion feather weave on his shoulder, and seemed to hesitate a little, "...... And. A lot of secret inside stories about time travel and the like can't be revealed to the public at will. β
ββ¦β¦ What's the solution? This is no longer some behind-the-scenes battle in the underground Shijie that can be concealed, but a nuclear crisis that will destroy half of Japan if it is a little worse! Little Bird Yu sighed. There was a hint of helplessness in his eyes, "...... Even without silver swords and silver bullets, ordinary cannonballs, rockets, and bullets can tear vampires to shreds, and there may be people in this world who are invulnerable, but absolutely no one can take missiles empty-handed...... By the way, Gu Xi, those onmyoji in the Ministry of the Environment's countermeasures office, are they still uncontactable? ββ¦,
Kotori Yu Mahaku suddenly turned around, bent down, and propped his hands on the table. He looked down at Nozomi Noihara, the minister of the environment who had just been in office for less than three hours, and stared at her as if she had become a little smaller.
ββ¦β¦ That,Mashiro-senpai,I've already contacted them meow...... But now they are either dead or wounded, and they can't fight at all! β
Cat Ear Niang hurriedly took out her mobile phone. Pulled up an email and glanced at it a few times, then looked up and reported to the prime minister.
ββ¦β¦ Huh? How is this possible? Mashiro Kotori blinked in surprise, "...... The vampires are still in Fukushima, who are they fighting against? β
ββ¦β¦ Of course, it's a fight with someone! Environment Minister Noi Hara shook his head with a sigh, "...... The Ministry of the Environment's countermeasures office seems to have decided that Yuta Akaishi will return to TEPCO's headquarters, so he took all the team members there. In addition to hiring people on a temporary basis to go out and find out the news. The Ministry of the Environment's countermeasures office, led by the head of the office, continued to ambush TEPCO's headquarters building, hoping to capture Yuta Akaishi, a rare vampire...... Who knows, they didn't wait for the vampires early this morning, but waited for demonstrations and popular riots! β
The Minister of the Environment, the Cat-Eared Girl, said as she continued to beep and press her smartphone to check the information on her email, "...... As we all know, yin-yang art is used to kill demons and eliminate demons, and it is actually very lethal to living people. However, the TEPCO building was surrounded by water, and the people in the Ministry of the Environment's countermeasures office couldn't get out for a while. So, they had to help TEPCO's employees guard the building and wait for the police to rescue meow. Who knew that someone actually set a fire downstairs, and then detonated the gas pipe, collapsing the entire building......
In short, three people died in the Ministry of the Environment's countermeasures room from a stampede, two died from a gas pipeline explosion, two people were buried in the rubble and their whereabouts are unknown, one person died of electrocution, the head of the room himself was stabbed to death by an unknown rioter in the chest three times, and the remaining six people were all lying in the hospital to be rescued, all of them had broken several bones, and so far no one has been able to regain consciousness and meow......
ββ¦β¦ In other words, the entire Ministry of the Environment's countermeasures room has basically been wiped out? β
Prime Minister Kotoriyu's eyes were even rounder than a cat's eye in a moment, "...... The Japanese government's paranormal countermeasures agency did not die in the hidden battlefield of protecting human society, but fell en masse on the battlefield that did not belong to them?! What about Fukushima? β
ββ¦β¦ This one...... I've already contacted the Kakaiin family and several other Onmyoji families in Kyoto, hoping that they will be able to provide more liliang, but the other party's reaction is very vague...... "Cat Ear Niang Environment Minister Nozomi Noi Hara Tani sighed and put away her smartphone, "...... There are only a few special people in Japan, and today there are seven dead, six seriously injured, and two missing, and I'm afraid there are only some old men and children left in Kyoto! They want to leave some seeds for their family, and they are not willing to venture deep into the radiation zone, which is understandable! β
ββ¦β¦ But Yuta Akaishi, a vampire, will not understand, nor will the tens of millions of Kanto people who are about to be shrouded in radiation clouds! β
Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mahaku pounded the table almost angrily, "...... Could it be that the Onmyoji wants to escape in the face of national calamity? β
ββ¦β¦ This one...... In the eyes of the traditional Onmyoji family, the duty of the Onmyoji is to protect Kyoto from beginning to end. β
The Minister of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology of Kotoriyu's cabinet, Asami Yukino, a glasses girl with slender braids like a cat's tail, pushed the old-fashioned round glasses at the bottom of the bottle on the bridge of her nose and said slowly, "...... Today, the Fukushima nuclear reactor has fallen into the hands of Yuta Akaishi, and the radiation intensity in the vicinity of the reactor is feared to be lethal...... Obviously, the onmyoji in Kyoto were not willing to die for their country! ββ¦,
- Embarrassing silence.
ββ¦β¦ In this case, if the Self-Defense Forces drop the chain again this time, will I really have to let the prime minister, pull a vote for the supernatural to take charge of the expedition, otherwise I will have to sit back and watch Tokyo become a wasteland of radiation? Well, if I were still Prime Minister by then! β
Prime Minister Kotori finally relaxed for a moment, holding his head in his hands in a dejected expression, and at the same time grinning and laughing at himself, as if the little fighting spirit he had mustered before had completely disappeared, "...... Ahhh I really want to use the evil king's true eyes to hypnotize a cannon fodder and rush up to be a substitute for the dead ghost! β
ββ¦β¦ Prime Minister, it seems that your Evil King's True Eye has been sealed by the Onmyoji! Asami Yukino reminded at the right time.
ββ¦β¦ Long-winded! You have to take care of it! Prime Minister Birdie pouted, "...... By the way, since the wormhole leading to the Fukushima nuclear radiation zone is located in the Chinese Alien Station in Okutama Town, in order to hurry up, there is no need to call them over this time, let's just move over! β
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Note: The Tokyo Metropolitan Government's Ordinance on the Healthy Development of Teenagers is an anime control law vigorously promoted by Shintaro Ishihara, which has made the Japanese animation, manga, games, and publishing industry uneasy. For example, "The Void of Fate" was censored because of its "sexual depictions, and brother and sister are X". A slew of other meat-fan, li-fan, and social satirical animations have also been hit, and many cartoonists have simply gone on strike in protest. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )