"This rat has gotten good, and it's okay if it has a bigger belly. ”

Cui Shi pointed out: "But your rat head is almost meaningful, can you make it more rounded, don't be too square-headed, that's the kind of ...... Well, you've seen the shape of the water droplets, so let's change it according to that. The beard is gone, you don't want that thing, just a mouse head in the shape of a droplet, and the body is also at this rhythm, and the claws or something are shrunk under your big belly, just like ...... Well...... Hang a big water drop under the small water droplet, just like this mouse image!"

Why is that?

Zhu Bajie looked confused, listening to this senior brother's pointing, this is clearly not like a mouse, how can there be a mouse that does not grow a beard, it is very important.

I think that in order to practice the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, I don't know how much I have suffered and how tired I have to endure before I can change vividly.

Can be ...... today If it's just such a simple "mouse", it's too simple!

[I seem to know what the anchor is going to do. 】

[Nima, this is still a mouse, this is clearly a demonstration of the geometric shape with the least air resistance!]

[Become such a thing, and then rely on two overweight weapons to resist the samadhi kamikaze?]

[The weapons have become so big, are they still heavy?]

[Of course, don't forget the law of conservation of mass, smaller is smaller, mass is constant, pro. 】

[This...... However, it is useless, according to the original book, one is a strong wind, and the other seems to have a blinding effect, Sun Wukong's fiery eyes are fascinated, he ...... Holy!!]

Before the barrage was finished, I saw the smiling anchor magically take out a pair of wide sunglasses from his pocket, put them on Zhu Bajie, who had just recovered his human form, patted the other party's broad shoulders, and said with a smile: "Well, I'll see the effect when I change it back." ”

After tossing three or five times, Cui Shi was finally completely satisfied.

The nine-tooth nail rake and the Fang Tian painting halberd are more than eight tons! The weight can almost equal that of the Ruyi golden hoop stick.

And then with such a professional streamlined spindle-shaped mouse form, I don't believe that the evil wind of the Yellow Wind Monster can still blow?

After all, it is clearly written in the original book: Sun Wukong and the Yellow Wind Monster have been invincible for a long time, and they have used a spell of incarnation outside the body, and a handful of hairs conjure up tens of millions of little monkeys around the Yellow Wind Monster to prepare to start the group fight mode. At this time, the Yellow Wind Monster sacrificed the Samadhi Divine Wind and blew away all those little monkeys.

The panicked walker shook his hair, put himself up, and held the iron rod alone, and came forward to fight, and was sprayed by the strange face with a mouthful of yellow wind, and the two fiery eyes were tightly closed, and they could not be opened, so it was difficult to make the iron rod, and they were defeated. ”

Read carefully, but you can find the key points.

Sun Wukong, who is carrying a wishful golden hoop stick, the wind actually can't blow!

Far from reaching the banana fan of the princess of the iron fan later, Sun Wukong was directly fanned tens of thousands of miles away by the domineering horror!

Why can you blow the incarnation outside the body and not blow the Monkey King, Cui Shi analyzed, there may be two main reasons:

One is that the golden hoop rod is too heavy, more than 10,000 catties, and it is not so easy to blow it out of thin air. Another is about because Sun Wukong is a monkey, his body is thin, and the air resistance is relatively small, if he is replaced by the original Zhu Bajie, most of them will be blown away.

So according to this idea, forcibly increase the weight of Zhu Bajie, and then design the shape of the minimum wind resistance according to the aerodynamics, which should be able to block the samadhi kamikaze.

and Zhu Bajie finalized the shape of the change, and Cui Shi turned to Bailongma again:

"Xiaobai, you are disguised, let me take a look. ”

The little white dragon nodded, jumped in the air with a kick of his four hooves, and with a slight and clever turn, he turned back into a flexible white dragon, moving and dancing, opening his teeth and dancing his claws.

[I don't know how many times I've seen this dragon special effect, and I still feel shocked!]

[This dragon is so beautiful, it is completely in line with all the imagination of the Chinese people about the dragon, after all, we are also called the descendants of the dragon. 】

【Brother Long is mighty!】

[Brother Long: Who called me?]

[Brother Long's might: It's so handsome, I'm going to give Brother Long a baby!]

[Pull it down, you might as well beg the anchor, he should be able to have a monkey with you.] 】

Cui Shi looked at it with a smile for a while, and suddenly shouted:

"Xiaobai, can you change color?"

Discoloration?

The little white dragon heard it in the air, just like Zhu Bajie just now, showing a deeply confused look.

I'm not a chameleon!

However, this senior brother has always acted strangely and erratically, and he used unknown methods to trap the three demons of Black Wind Mountain to death before. Now that he is about to face the old demon of the yellow wind, maybe there are some wonderful arrangements?

The figure flashed slightly, and the white dragon instantly turned into a black dragon, and his whole body was as black as ink, and there was no other variegated color.

[Wow!Special effects 666666!]

[This Nima's earned, watching the live broadcast will also bring you to enjoy the Peking Opera to change your face? Or the dragon will change its face, and the color will change from white to black in the blink of an eye. 】

[Although the black dragon is not as handsome as the white dragon, it seems to be very tasteful, ahh

[So the question is, the girl upstairs, are you in love with a dragon, or are you in love with a dragon?]

【...... It's a bit of a mystery, what do you mean?]

[Upstairs upstairs is not complete, it should be like this: That girl, are you in love with someone? or with someone? or with someone?

【66666！】

【...... Someone, someone barrage forcibly irrigated, where is the room manager?]

[This is not irrigation, this is the old driver...... It's too late to say more, get in the car!]

[Upstairs OUT, now you can't call a car, now you have to say: let's write a 2017JS college entrance examination essay, right?]

[Rub, what kind of stalk?]

[Upstairs doesn't even care about the college entrance examination, it's a scumbag at first glance. To give you a general idea, the essay topic for the college entrance examination just now, JS volume, "There are various types of cars, which convey true feelings and tell the philosophy of life, please write an essay of no less than 800 words with this". 】

[Rub, this is the old driver's question, right?]

The topic has gone off the rails again, these people, serve!

Cui Shi shook his head helplessly, and continued to say to the little white dragon in the air:

"Black doesn't work, change it again?"

So, the audience in the live broadcast room feasted their eyes, while brainlessly happily brushing the barrage to discuss the college entrance examination not long ago, and all kinds of jokes came one after another, while watching the chameleon performance on the screen.

Black Dragon!

Red Dragon!

Green Dragon!

Blue Dragon!

Bronze Dragon!

......

[I seem to have gone back to the years when I struggled on the continent of Azeroth a few years ago. 】

[So many dragons, is it the nest of the Black Wing?]

[Dragon-slaying warriors!Are you all still there?]

[The pastor of the second regiment of the Star Guild, the shepherd is like a torch, come to report!]

But Cui Shi was not satisfied, frowned and looked at the chameleon for a while, and had to ask:

"Xiaobai, why don't you see you turn golden? Isn't the golden dragon quite imposing?"