The third uncle looked at me and chuckled, "Are you afraid?" ”

“……”

I pulled my mouth and smiled, not afraid of the impossible, but it has come to this point, as the third uncle said, I'm afraid you will have to do it too!

"Yes, this is what a gentleman should look like, steady!"

The third uncle touched my head and glanced at the time, "It's only eight o'clock now, let's go to the back mountain at eleven o'clock in a while, and when you follow, I'm carrying your body back......"

"What?"

I was shocked, "Third uncle, didn't you set up an altar at home?" Why are you going to the back mountain! ”

"You have to follow from the back mountain, I'll be waiting for you at home when I return to the position, what's the matter, you can't do it just after praising you!"

"Not ......"

I was in a hurry to explain, "Third uncle." Don't you say that my head has to be covered with a red cloth, and then you can extinguish my two yang fires, so many things, let's do it in the back mountain! ”

"Ahh

The third uncle deserves it, "Normally, my altar has to be raised in the back mountain." I don't think it's inconvenient, this has a big rooster, it's positive, and it's too wrong to scream when I see dirty things, so I can only send you away there first. I'll be waiting for you back when I get back to the store......"

Saying that, the third uncle also took out a small straw man, the size of a palm, tied with straw, and my birthday was written in cinnabar behind the straw man, in a sense, this is me!

The third uncle also explained to me that as soon as my soul enters the dowry procession, this scarecrow will 'live'.

At that time, the third uncle will put this straw man on a red paper covered with incense ash to observe my walking route.

"Jingwei, don't be too nervous, it doesn't matter if you don't see whose house it is, I can also guess from the mark on this incense ash when I look back, your task is the Yin Talisman, you must be placed in the dowry pile, don't be found by those things, can you remember?"

“…… Well. ”

I was stumped, "Yes." ”

It's tough!

The thought of going to the back mountain is a layer of cold sweat on the backbone, for me, this small shop is like a safe place for me, I can toss as much as I want, but I have to go to the back mountain......

Rub, there's a shadow!

"Don't be afraid. Forgot what the third uncle said?! ”

The third uncle raised his eyebrows, "Look up to the sky and laugh and go out!" Next sentence! ”

"How can my generation be a Basil ......?"

"Momentum !!"

"How can my generation be a !! of Basil people?"

I almost broke my voice, "Yikes!! ”

"Pretty!!"

The third uncle slapped his face, took a pack of shrouds and handed it to me, "Put it on!" ”

I froze, I really felt that the third uncle would fool me one day, and in the northern vernacular, it is 'catch and call'!

"Third uncle, don't need it, this thing is so unlucky to wear, I have to sprint to ...... when I turn around and delay my luck."

"Tsk, you don't understand, the dowry is the cronies of the female ghost on the mountain, didn't we all watch it a few nights ago, what are you wearing fashionable, you have to dress like them, in order to distract them......"

The third uncle pushed me upstairs as he spoke, and the door closed outside, "Hurry up and change, we must not miss a single step!" ”

I had a big head, looked at the bag of bright pink women's shrouds in my arms, gritted my teeth, and changed into a shirt, a placket, and a cape robe. I really feel uncomfortable after wearing it.

When I opened the door, the third uncle handed me a pair of embroidered shoes, and I lost my temper at this point, and put it on with my feet, thinking that it was a full set, and then raised my eyes, and the third uncle didn't say where to get a lady's lipstick, "Come, uncle will wipe your ......"

"Third uncle, where did you get it, this thing ......"

"I bought it!"

As he spoke, the third uncle unscrewed his mouth and greeted me, "Don't worry, uncle, this money can't be spent in vain, and it can't be wasted...... Tsk, don't move, I'm drawing crookedly! ”

I'm holding on to the same sentence, "It's over...... done"

"Right now, right now."

Tu Tu Bei, the third uncle was quite proud, and kept tsking, "Like." It's like, it's going to be fine, those things won't notice you, oops, it's good-looking...... Let's live! ”

"Good-looking?"

"Beautiful!!"

I stood in front of the mirror in a daze, and immediately exclaimed, "Hell!! ”

I scared myself!!

"This, this, this...... Third uncle! Why is my face so white?!! ”

"O flour! Not like that! What you are up there will be when you go down! Like! ”

“……”

I want to cry, the one in the mirror is clearly a female ghost, her face is white, her lips are blood-red, and there are two red balls on her face, with this too-new and eye-catching shroud, with bells and whistles, as if she had just crawled out of a coffin. What's worse is my little ball's hairstyle, singing a big show!

"Third uncle, let's not bring such a ......"

I grinned, "If the neighbors see it, why am I still messing around town......"

"I can't see it! Who's hanging out in the middle of the night! ”

The third uncle is quite good. Seems to be very satisfied with his masterpiece, "Besides, I'm for your good!" No, for the good of the two of us, for the sake of heaven. Yes. ”

Substitute for a head~

"Third uncle, don't you say that you treat me as your daughter, do you have such a pair of daughters......"

"It's like treating you as your own daughter, safety first!"

The third uncle said straightly, "You are not only the lifeblood of Aunt Hei. It's also the third uncle and mine, let's help people and help people, I will never allow you to have anything to do, you go with you to give the dowry, you must make sure that nothing goes wrong......"

I have nothing to say......

No, it's lifeless.

……

Waiting downstairs until the time was almost up, the third uncle leaned on the crack of the door and observed the pedestrians on the road, this is my bottom line, I must make sure that there is no one on the street, otherwise I will not go out if I am killed. As far as I'm now, don't say I can't see it myself, I can scare the living into peeing on the kang!

"Alright, no one, let's go!"

The third uncle waved at me with a bag on his shoulder, "It's time soon, let's not delay!" ”

I didn't squeak, I shrunk my head and followed the third uncle, I couldn't wait to cover my face on the road, the sky and the earth. Who am I offending against!

The third uncle thought I was nervous and kept comforting me, I was embarrassed to say that I was embarrassed to wear this body and come out to be embarrassed, and I was so awkward that I even diluted my fear!

I walked all the way quickly, and when I reached the back mountain, there was only a cool breeze. Not to mention, I'm quite warm, and my cloak occasionally flies up, inexplicably, there is a very fashionable little feeling. cough cough~ was taken by the third uncle.

I found the straw barley last time, the wrist injury is healed, I can't see anything now, the woods are black and gloomy in front of me, and the third uncle adjusted his posture to look at me. "Are you ready?"

I nodded, listening to the insects and my heart began to beat faster, "Ready." ”

The third uncle snorted, "Girl, remember, people live by talking about people." If you die, you will talk nonsense, after you get in, it is best if there is nothing to talk to you, if you have, don't tell the truth, you can't be 1510, try to interrupt, understand? ”

"That's it, it's just nonsense......"

My voice trembled, but the third uncle chuckled, "Yes, nonsense, if anyone asks you anything, you can just say nonsense, don't arouse suspicion, remember, after the person is gone, if it is down for a long time, it may not be normal, you understand a tendon, you just wrap it, give them a dizziness, understand?" ”

I want to say I don't understand, but the duck has been driven and is about to be put on the shelves, can I turn back?

"Oh, you girl follow me, I'm relieved of this!"

Nani?

I looked at the third uncle, is he so confident in me?

The third uncle ignored me, raised his eyes and looked at the star, took out the straw man he had prepared at home, and shook the straw man's head with a flash charm in his hand-

I suddenly coughed, and felt that the smoke was me? The sub is lit, "Third uncle, choke ......"