Several people jumped on their feet, ran into the blue brick house with their front and back feet, and at this time they didn't care about closing the door, let alone looking at the scene in the room, and rushed straight to the room on the right side of the room. The three of them hid in the room on the right, I quickly closed the door, and hurriedly said to the two of them, "Hurry up and find something and set it on fire!" What a rotten hood and torn pants! Flammable, can burn! Hurry up and find it! ”

Qu Fattou two also know that the road is a matter of life, immediately no nonsense, in the house rummaging through the cabinet to look up, after a while, a person with a pile of women's clothes ran over, I picked up a look, are the best preserved gold and silver silk silk clothes, such a piece of upside down to vacate the Lu, change the Daben is no problem, but at this time, I don't care about what Daben is not big, let the Qu Fattou take out the lighter and light it from the door and window and throw it out.

The human-faced golden spiders had crawled into the brick house, and most of them had gathered outside the door of the house where we were hiding. After the lit silk coat was thrown out, the golden spiders outside the door were afraid of the fire, and they fled in all directions, and there were a very few who were not afraid of death, and they spit spider silk to extinguish the fire on the silk clothes, but the spider silk was not fire-resistant, and it was all roasted before it reached the fire, and I don't know what those golden spiders thought, and they sprayed endlessly on the fire.

I looked out of the door and window, and my heart was furious, his grandmother's! I also became a firefighter for Lao Tzu!

"Burn! Burn it for me! I waved my hand at the fat head and said, "Look at how fast you vomit or how fast Lao Tzu burns!" If you can't burn to death, you'll be tired of your dog! ”

Qu Fattou threw the rest of the silk clothes out of the door, and suddenly the flames were everywhere, and most of the human-faced golden spiders fled to the corners to hide, and the remaining firefighters couldn't dodge, and finally died in the fire.

I looked at the crackling human face golden spider burning outside the door and breathed a long sigh of relief. Then we had time to look at the room where we were hiding.

This room looks like a woman lives, there is a couch in the room, a mural of a woman is painted on the wall facing me, there is a low case on the wall, and there is a bronze mirror with a diamond flower and four phoenixes on the low table, and there is a small three-color powder box next to the copper mirror, which contains rouge gouache.

I picked up the three-color powder box and looked at it, then put it back on the low table, and looked up at the mural on the wall next to it.

In fact, I don't understand why I would paint a mural in a woman's boudoir, the portraits we hang in the bedroom now are generally wedding photos, is it also popular to paint wedding photos in the boudoir during the Tang Dynasty? However, there are two people, a man and a woman, so why just draw a woman?

In my judgment, this boudoir is probably the "Jing'er". This sister doesn't play cards according to common sense in everything she does, and she didn't do anything when she saw Qu Fat Tou outside just now (if she really wants to recruit Qu Fat Tou as her uncle, of course, this possibility is not very likely), just say those two sentences over and over again, and I don't know what Lu Dao means.

So, I really can't tell what she meant by painting such a woman in her boudoir?

However, I looked at the portrait mural on the wall and always felt that it was strange, and after thinking about it for a long time, I realized what was strange.

As we all know, the Tang Dynasty was fat for beauty, and the mural representation of its female figures only tended to be realistic, although the face was plump and the body was fit, but basically the women painted were carved out of a mold, and they all belonged to the kind of national judo team.

The woman on this mural is painted in a similar realistic painting method, although it is not a completely realistic painting method, but the woman's eyebrows and eyes are depicted vividly, no wonder I will think of her as a wedding photo, I really can't imagine that there will be this kind of painting in the Tang Dynasty.

Moreover, I looked at the woman in this mural and had a sense of déjà vu, as if I had seen the woman in the painting somewhere.

When I was studying the mural, Qu Fattou pulled Chen Hudan and took a big knife to chop wood, according to his words, "The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard, and the enemy's retreat is only temporary." As soon as the fire is extinguished, the human-faced golden spider is bound to make a comeback! As the commander-in-chief of the bandits, he must increase the fire and delay the momentum of the counterattack of the human face golden spider! ”

As soon as I saw that he still had this awareness, I praised a few words, and he led the only big soldier, Chen Hudan, to work. However, I specially told him not to add wood to the fire unless it was absolutely necessary, in case it ignited the house, several people would become roast ducks, and I also asked him to tie a few torches, which he would need when he broke through later.

Qu Fattou and Chen Hudan were busy for a long time, and they split all the wood that could be burned in the house into small pieces and piled them up next to the door, leaving Chen Hudan at the door to monitor the situation of the human face golden spider, Qu Fattou came over with a big knife, "Yo he! There's a bare-chested Oriental girl painted on this wall.,I said your dog's eyes are about to fall out.。 ”

I listened to this fat head and began to run the train out of tune again, and my mouth couldn't help but crooked, "It's a bit cultured, this is a picture of a noble lady in the Tang Dynasty, what an Oriental girl!" ”

"Fuck, don't fool Lao Tzu, you see the painted woman's hairstyle, eyebrows, and eyes, it's obviously the same as the devil's geisha. And this woman is dressed in a thin veil, bare-chested, and squeezes out a half-pull **, and only the women of the Japanese country are so shameless! The Tang Dynasty is gone! "Qu Fattou Town, there are words to analyze with me.

Look at that pie, it looks like a beast

I decided to teach this product a good lesson and tutor it. After the province, I went out to make others think that Inner Mongolians could only ride horses, shoot arrows, and play the horse-head piano

"Lao Tzu has taught you a good lesson, listen carefully! During the Tang Dynasty, the devils sent a large number of Tang envoys to our China to learn art.

What geisha, Tang swords, kimonos, these are all the things of our ancestors, but let the devils learn to make a little improvement and become their traditional things.

Also, as the saying goes: the Tang Dynasty was prosperous, and the Tang Dynasty can be said to be the most open dynasty in our Chinese history. It's hard to compare now! Look at the woman on this mural, showing **, this is all implicit, at that time! From emperors to ministers to ordinary people, one counts as one! That's the night sheng song, what kind of whirling dance, wine pond forest, every day in the night market!

If you look at which girl you want, you don't need to open the room, just solve the problem on the spot! Do you know what the criteria for the selection of palace maids are by the royal family? I asked, pouting.

I was stunned for a moment, stared at the king of Er, shook his head, and replied, "I don't know what to do." What is the standard? ”

"Big breasts! Every time the emperor arrives at the harem, the palace maids lined up next to him to greet him are all big-breasted girls, one bigger than the other! The biggest chest stands at the front, and if you have a 32B, you're embarrassed to say hello to the people next to you. ”

"How big is 32B?" Qu Fattou bent his arm hard, and squeezed out two lumps of hard pimple meat on his chest, "Is it as big as me?" ”

"That's a lot more than you. Your dog's maximum is 2B! I gave him a blank look.

I was fooling Qu Fat, and suddenly I heard Chen Hudan's voice trembling and shouting, "Big white life!" Hurry up! Outside... There was something."