Chapter Seventy-Five: (New Year's Update) You Are My Wife, Wife, Wife...... Mrs. Grandpa?
"So, are you what they call me, my wife, lady, grandfather?"
As soon as Yu Lei arrived at the door of this smoothie shop, the young lady of Kanban Niang's "Smoothie Shih Tzu" greeted him coldly.
Although Yu Lei looked at the pure white long hair in front of him, with yellow pupils that were different from ordinary people, there seemed to be a black cross in the center of the pupil. Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the three spiral spear-like ice guns suspended behind the girl's back, and the less obvious point is that the girl seems to be ...... Suspended.
emmm...... Isn't this the Rizza of the Winter Empress's skin?
How can there be a wise captain of the three jumpers everywhere you go!
Huh?
"Well, that, I'm still really your wife, Mrs.
Quite a bad dialogue, Yu Lei felt bad after reading it, and if he didn't pant in one breath, he would feel like a dead person, this damn generation, the number of water words is not like this!
"Oh. The girl replied expressionlessly, and then filled a bowl of smoothies from the huge container with smoothies like a bronze tripod in front of her, "Brother said to respect the old and love the young, you are so old, I will add some jam." โ
After handing Yu Lei a bowl full of "smoothies" with more jam than smoothies, "Smoothie Shih Tzu" glanced at Zhao Ling, who was holding Yu Lei's hand, and gave her a bowl of solid ice cubes without jam, and said "respectfully":
"This is Mrs. โ
Yu Lei took the bowl of pure ice with extreme embarrassment, and then stood there stunned with two bowls of "smoothie", he felt that he was once again involved in the war between the two women.
Hey, why do you have to say it again?
Don't talk about these digressions, Yu Lei really doesn't know how to deal with this delicate situation now, but there seems to be a similar situation in his memory.
After all, Gongsun Xuanyuan, who has lived for more than a thousand years, has once or twice brought his new wife to his granddaughter's tribe after the death of his previous wife......
"What did you do at that time?" Yu Lei thought hard about it, and then ......
"Oops, Shennong said he found a new herb that looks like a human and invited me over to taste it, dear we ......"
As he spoke, Yu Lei found that the original excuse seemed to be ...... It's not suitable for use now, and now Emperor Yan Shennong doesn't know where it is!
"Sure enough, it's still this excuse, the same as in the record, should it really be said that it is worthy of my wife, Mrs. Mrs
The embarrassment of being exposed in public made Yu Lei have to look away, now there is no one who can save him, Tong Zhao and Li Qifu have already told this girl about their situation, and then hid aside and waited to see him make a fool of himself.
As for the others...... As far as he Yu Lei fainted just now, it is estimated that he went to where he went to be sweet, after all, there are two teams of dog couples.
The last bad old man with a wife...... The turtle shell in the distance that helped the foxtail beauty apply sunscreen should be it, anyway, now the turtle shell is the body of this product.
"Huh?" When his eyes were blank, Yu Lei noticed that this container for smoothies was a little unusual......
The half-human-high tripod, the quaint bronze texture, can vaguely see the rust on the imprint left by history.
"This pot?" Yu Lei intuitively felt that the discount "pot" should be extraordinary, and even he had a thought in his heart that this pot was destined for me.
The girl was very calm and indifferent and said, "Xuanyuan Ding." โ
"Clams?"
Yu Lei's mind was a little unturned, how to say that the name Xuanyuan Ding should also be an artifact or something, what is going on with this smoothie pot! Even if it is a hot pot, it is a lot better!
"Intelligent control, one second to change the temperature, can be used as a smoothie manufacturing container. The girl casually manipulated the switch button on the side of the container, only to see that the original smoothie instantly melted in a second and then turned into boiling water.
"In the winter, it can be used to cook oden, and it heats up quickly. Then the girl operated again, and the boiling water was instantly frozen into a whole block of ice, and the bubbles that were still tumbling were frozen.
"In addition, there are more convenient functions for making smoothies. As she spoke, the girl did another operation, and a whole piece of ice suddenly shattered into a fine smoothie.
After reading this operation, Yu Lei vaguely recalled the past picture in his mind, "Oh~ I remembered, isn't this what I used to eat hot pot with Emperor Yan and Chiyou~ Why did it become Xuanyuan Ding?"
"Because that's the only relic you left to your grandson. The girl answered Yu Lei's question expressionlessly, "According to the records, it seems that you have given them to other good offspring." โ
Yu Lei turned his head a little embarrassed, he really didn't know much about this part of his memory, it was a little vague, after all, he couldn't expect a person to remember the things of four or five thousand years, not to mention that these things spanned a thousand years, and Gongsun Xuanyuan would also have Alzheimer's!
"But I remember this pot...... Phew, this Xuanyuan Ding should be unusual!" Yu Lei said with great certainty.
He was sure that this was definitely not a simple thing, how could a simple thing complete the conversion of popsicle and hot pot soup base in a second...... Ahh
It's a transformation of the form of matter!
Transform the form of matter!
Transform the form of matter!
Say the important thing three times!
"It's really not ordinary, a few years ago, the Chinese Academy of Sciences went to study it, and then improved the engine system and fuel storage system of spacecraft and satellite. The girl still explained with a blank face.
"Just look at me...... This thing is not simple, right! That ...... "Yu Lei just wanted to say something, but suddenly found that he didn't even know what the girl's name was, so he couldn't call him Lu Huana, right?
"Ji Xue, my name is ...... Ji Xue" The girl said calmly, but in the depths of Yu Lei's eyes, which Yu Lei couldn't see, there was a trace of throbbing and waves.
Yu Lei didn't see it, but Zhao Ling saw it clearly.
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PS1: The author Jun Merlin Lao gave all readers a New Year's greeting~~~~
PS2: You'll never know how many words I've added.