ps: My old king is back again

No matter how embarrassing Wang Qiu feels about this virtual image of Haruhi Cool Palace with wings on his back and a green onion in his hand, it is still extremely solemn, noble and sacred in the eyes of Greeks who have not seen the anime of the island country in the future. ,!

Although this angel is holding a green onion in his hand, it feels rather strange...... But no one seems to have stipulated that angels can't take green onions?

However, in the next moment, they also felt a little messy in the wind.

——The hymn, which had been reverberating like flowing water, suddenly came to an abrupt end, and then a string of cheerful notes sounded.

“…… Alla Rub Beep Beep Lap Lap Bang ......Bang

Accompanied by a beautiful and cheerful singing, the "angels" shook long green onions and began to dance in the sky.

“…… Allah Rub Beep Beep Lap Beep Lap Bang Lam En Bang Bo ......"

Although this beautiful song is as pleasant as the first cry of a yellow finch, and the light dance is also extremely cute, it is placed on the "angel" who is supposed to be holy and serious...... Well, in short, whether it is the Greek Christians prostrate outside the city or the Turkish Muslims guarding the city, they all have a "broken" expression at this time, and Wang Qiu, who personally participated in the planning, couldn't help but get goosebumps.

——This virtual image dressed in the skin of Suzumiya spring is singing, and it is in another shijie's enduring "onion throwing song".

The song of throwing onions, originally known as "levanpolkka", was originally a polka dance song from Finland, but it was just a local ballad of the Nordics. But after being rewritten and covered by a Japanese company and becoming the title song of virtual singer Hatsune Miku, the song quickly became popular all over the world.

Since in the most famous MTV version, Hatsune is holding a green onion in her hand and constantly flicking, singing and dancing, so "Levanpolkka" quickly became a "green onion song" - although not original. But when it comes to the song of throwing onions, you can't forget to mention Hatsune, and when you mention Hatsune, you can't forget to throw off the songs...... The lovely movements, the cheerful notes, the beautiful dancing, the touching smile. The girl's purity, innocence, and cuteness are shown to the extreme! This is the most distinctive feature of Hatsune Miku's version of "Onion Song". It is also the biggest reason why it became popular in one fell swoop.

In order to save time, Sister Wang Yao, who has no discipline, directly covered the image of the Angel of the Haruhi version of the Lianggong Palace on the body of Hatsune Miku, the onion girl, and made this 3D stereoscopic projection...... So there was a super embarrassing scene of angels dancing in the night sky.

Fortunately. Although Sister Wang Yao did not hesitate to cut corners in order to rush the production, she still hadn't forgotten what the ultimate goal of this performance was - so, after dancing a dance of onions in a trembling manner, the "angels" in the night sky finally calmed down, and the background music returned to a serious religious hymn again...... Next. Before the Christians, whose hearts had been tested, could pick up their jaws that had fallen off the ground, the angel in mid-air spoke slowly in a strange Greek language.

“…… Thank you, my Lord, that Jesus Christ was crucified for our sins and as a manifestation of our Lord's love...... According to the law, almost everything is cleansed with blood, and if there is no shedding of blood. There will be no forgiveness of sins! ”

She said this with a majestic face in an aria-like voice, and at the same time stretched out the green onion in her hand and pointed to Adrianople below, "...... O filthy heretic! You have not only desecrated the holy city and the Holy Sepulchre of our Lord that have been lost in the East. How dare you cross the mountains and the sea to invade the Lord's realm and destroy the Lord's temple! Even build a nest in the land! What a sin!

To chastise you, sinners who do not fear fear, and to teach you the majesty of the Lord. The Merciful Lord has already rained down His power last month and reaped the lives of 140,000 heretics outside Constantinople! In the present day. I will put a curse on this city and turn it into a place of eternal death! Just as God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah in the past, no one will be able to survive in this cursed city! ”

Hearing this majestic and vicious rebuke, not only the Turks who were pointed at the green onion trembled with fear, but they only knew that they were shouting the holy name of Allah, and even the Christians prostrate outside the city were just as frightened and their legs trembled.

Then, a 3D projection of Kasuga Suzumiya with wings on his back turned around in mid-air and looked down on the Greek Christians outside the city with a compassionate face. All the Greeks bowed their heads humbly in the face of the angel's gaze, and no one dared to raise their heads and look directly at the angel's face.

“…… O godly lambs! You have left your family and come here to fight the heretics for the glory of the Lord! Your piety, dedication and courage have moved the gods! But your battlefield is not here! Go ahead! Leave this cursed land and prepare for a new expedition! Go to the East! Go to Asia! There are thousands of Christians waiting to be saved! ”

She pointed the green onion to the east and shouted excitedly, "...... Although the lands of Asia Minor have been ravaged by pagans for hundreds of years, although they are already full of Turkic tents! Although the enemies of the unbeliever are as numerous as the sand on the beach, these things do not matter, what is said is only your faith: as long as you sincerely believe in God, in His promises, in His miracles, you will be invincible! ”

With the words of "angel", a long and loud military horn suddenly sounded in the night sky, which made people's emotions even more excited.

“…… Listen, the horn of holy war has sounded! Steel drowns flesh, cannonballs tear through the night sky, horses break through walls, military boots trample corpses; Under the blood-colored cross battle flag, your sword cannot be stopped! In the song of holy praise, you will embrace the only victory! ”

At this time, a clear and high-pitched female voice sounded in the night, singing a melodious hymn, accompanied by a childish children's voice, so that this melody as clear as a clear spring echoed in the night sky for a long time, as if it could touch the depths of everyone's soul.

So the Christians all fell to the ground in fear, and the clergy could not help but make crosses and recite hymns.

“…… O great holy warrior! In the name of the Lord, launch an expedition to the East! All for the glory of my Lord!! I bless you as the Angel of Spring, Suzumiyaharuhi (Romanization of Suzumiya Haruhi)! ”

Under the worship of everyone, the majestic angel in mid-air issued a zuihou call, and then shattered into countless tiny particles of light, and gradually disappeared in the void. And every Christian on the ground had tears of excitement on their faces, and their mouths were shouting, "...... Praise my Lord! Glorify my Lord! Fight for the Lord!! ”

Emperor Constantine XI also seemed to be deeply shocked by this, only to see him wipe his tears with the corner of his clothes, then took out a walkie-talkie from his cuff and pressed the call button, "...... All right! Comrade Wang Qiu, the matter has been completed, and we are ready to dump nuclear waste on this shijie! ”

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