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The man said: "Liang Fang, since you are so capable of making the emperor believe in you so much, then you have the ability to let the emperor build a gold alchemy room, if the emperor is willing to build a pure gold alchemy house for you, then we will believe you, otherwise, it will be useless for you to deal with me, you have dealt with me, and there are countless eunuchs and palace maids behind this who are laughing at you." **Bubbles!*"

The eunuch's words really reached Liang Fang's heart, because Liang Fang's background was not good, so these eunuchs and palace maids originally looked down on him, and now although he has become a celebrity around the emperor, there are still many people who dig out his old accounts to speak, and then hear that person laugh at him so shamefully, very angry.

Then he said hatefully: "Okay, since you say so, then I will ask the emperor to build a golden house for you to see, but if the emperor builds a golden house for me, you will not say anything." ”

The drunken eunuch immediately shouted blindly: "If the emperor is willing to build a golden house for you to alchemy, then you can let us drill your crotch and call your grandfather." ”

Liang Fang's eyes suddenly widened, and he became angry, and said, "So, you said it, but you can't go back." ”

The eunuchs said in a loud voice, "Okay, we can all testify." ”

In fact, this Liang Fang is a scoundrel who doesn't learn anything, he was just a little eunuch in this palace at the beginning, but he is very good at speculation, and he learned a little alchemy from others, and after he came back, he thought that he could refine any elixir to fool others.

In fact, at the beginning, Liang Fang originally planned that when the emperor built the immortal temple for Queen Wu, he speculated once, hoping to become a celebrity around the emperor, and the emperor also sealed him a small official at that time, but he didn't expect that he took the official silver, but lost the official silver, so of course, the emperor refused to trust him.

And he tossed and turned in this palace, suffered a lot of anger, suffered a lot of bullying, and finally was arranged to be a small handyman in Wan'an Palace, when rewarded, someone gave him a thousand taels of silver and asked him to help them do things, what they wanted Liang Fang to do, in fact, it was very simple, that is, to insert a dart, in Jian Huaizhen's room, as for what words were written on the dart, Liang Fang didn't know at all.

Liang Fang was extremely poor at the time, and he racked his brains for the 1,000 taels of silver, because he knew that if he collided with Jian Huaizhen, it would be a big crime, but when he saw this 1,000 taels of silver, if he didn't get the 1,000 taels of silver, he would feel uneasy and lose himself.

So after thinking about it, after receiving a thousand taels of silver from the person he didn't know, he threw the dart and the note at Jian Huaizhen while she was sitting in the main hall.

The dart was stuck in the wall, impartially. Liang Fang knew that at this moment, he knew that he might not be able to escape if he wanted to escape, because he had already heard that Jian Huaizhen's martial arts were very strong, so he boldly walked out and spoke from Jian Huaizhen, but he didn't expect that Jian Huaizhen not only blamed him, but also never mentioned this matter again, but he didn't know why, after Jian Huaizhen received the note, he immediately went out of the palace.

But this is no longer within the scope of Liang Fang's calculations, and this matter has nothing to do with Liang Fang, so Liang Fang comfortably took the 1,000 taels of silver in his hand.

After this speculative reversal, Liang Fang's determination to devote himself to the cause of speculation was even stronger, so when he knew that such a small alchemy could allow Wan Zhen'er to introduce himself to the emperor, he couldn't mention how happy he was.

The person who discovered that he was full of alchemy talent was Xia.

Xia is a girl, don't look very innocent on the surface, but in fact she is full of scheming, otherwise she wouldn't be able to control Wan Zhen'er.

After Liang Fang was recommended to the emperor, he was very proud for a while, because he was extremely eloquent, so he fooled the emperor almost everything, and even made the emperor obey him.

However, even if this is the case, because Liang Fang is very obscene, and secondly, his background is very bad, so everyone is very unconvinced of him, even if he is now a popular person in front of the emperor, but when he drinks with his old colleagues, he will still be laughed at by others, and now his original boss, after getting drunk, laughed at him, and he even killed people, but it was someone else's words that rekindled his fighting spirit.

The man's words were that if he could ask the emperor to build an alchemy house for him, then everyone would obey him.

After Liang Fang heard this, his heart moved, he thought that if the emperor was really willing to cast an alchemy house made of gold for himself, then he could steal gold from this alchemy house anytime and anywhere, and secondly, his original eunuch here would never laugh at him again in the future, and he would also be impressed by him, so after thinking about it, he immediately agreed to that person's bet.

After agreeing, Liang Fang began to think of a way to let the emperor build a pure gold house for him.

It is not so easy to build a house with pure gold, which requires a huge overhead, so Liang Fang knows that this matter must be raised with Zhu Jianshen at the right time, otherwise, not only will the previous efforts be wasted, but also attract Zhu Jianshen's suspicions.

Liang Fang walked to Zhu Jianshen's Qianqing Palace, and brought Zhu Jianshen two kinds of pills, he said to Zhu Jianshen: "Your Majesty, these two pills, one is still the cure for the Gu poison on the emperor's body, and the emperor has to take it three times before it can be effective for the body, and this other pill is for the emperor to eat it and tonify the kidney." ”

"What, kidney-tonifying." Zhu Jianshen listened to his words and almost choked to death.

That Liang Fang said shamelessly: "Yes, the emperor, in your harem, there are three palaces and six courtyards, seventy-two concubines, the emperor has to work very hard every day, and he has to think about the heirs, so the minister has the courage to refine this elixir for the emperor, if the emperor blames the minister, then the minister will never dare to refine this elixir for the emperor in the future." ”

When he had finished speaking, he fell to his knees with his head like garlic.

Zhu Jianshen shook his hand and said, "Okay, okay, I just think it's ridiculous, and I don't mean to blame you, you get up first." So Liang Fang stood up.

After Zhu Jianshen swallowed the elixir, he only felt refreshed, so he couldn't help but give a thumbs up, praised Liang Fang and said, "Liang Fang, I haven't seen you for some days, but your alchemy has become more and more magical." ”

"Your Majesty, in fact, the art of alchemy is not so easy. Alchemy is one in the heart, the other is in sincerity, only by doing it with heart, with one's own sincerity, can we refine a truly good elixir. After taking the pill, the person who takes the pill will feel refreshed, go to the sick when he is sick, and recuperate without being sick. ”

Liang Fang's words made Zhu Jianshen agree very much: "You are right, if the person who refines the pill does not even put a little sincerity of his own, how can he refine the truly successful pill." ”

Liang Fangpestle was there, and after a long while, he said to Zhu Jianshen: "Your Majesty, when it comes to the word sincerity, the slave has a saying, I don't know whether to say it or not." ”

"Oh, if you have anything to say, you might as well tell me about it."

The ancestor of our alchemy is Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun was at the beginning, he had refined the elixir of immortality, of course, this is only in the legend, but no matter what, the first thing that each of our disciples who are at the beginning of alchemy must do is to worship the statue of Taishang Laojun, as well as to bow three times and bow nine times to Taishang Laojun, and now in this palace, there is no statue of Taishang Laojun, so the slave has the courage to make this request to the emperor. ”

After Zhu Jianshen listened, he laughed and said: "What does it matter, since you all want to worship the statue of Taishang Laojun, then I will let people build a statue of Taishang Laojun, isn't it." ”

That Liang Fang wanted to speak and stopped, so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks there, Zhu Jianshen saw it, and asked: "You don't have to be so anxious, what is going on, just tell me to hear it." ”

"Emperor Qiqi, there is just a sentence, the minister doesn't know whether to say it or not."

"Even if you say it, it's not that I don't believe you." Zhu Jianshen comforted him.

Then Liang Fang knelt down and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, this alchemy is about sincerity, if the emperor wants to sincerely worship the statue of Taishang Laojun, please follow the advice of the minister, you might as well build a pure gold statue of Taishang Laojun and enshrine it there." ”

"What, the statue of Taishang Laojun of pure gold." Zhu Jian frowned deeply.

"Yes, Your Majesty, it's like the Buddha relies on gold clothes, and people rely on clothes, why do Buddhas have to shape their golden bodies, this is also the reason. Although it is said that Taishang Laojun is the ancestor of Taoism, this is all the same. After he finished speaking, he looked at Zhu Jianshen with reverence.

Zhu Jianshen was a little hesitant and said: "But now that the treasury is empty, if you take out so much gold to build a statue of Taishang Laojun, I'm afraid-" Speaking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

Liang Fang looked at him fixedly and said: "Your Majesty, although the national society is important, the emperor's body is also very important, and only by sincerely worshipping the ancestor of alchemy can he refine a truly good elixir." The emperor is like you worship the Buddha devoutly, so naturally you have to spend some sesame oil money to shape the golden body for the Buddha. ”

Liang Fang's words, Zhu Jianshen heard it and felt that it was still very reasonable, after all, Buddha relies on gold, people rely on clothes, and he also understands this truth.

So he nodded and said, "What you said is not at all reasonable, I will consider it." ”

"Your Majesty, there is one more thing that the slave also wants to say, please don't blame the minion." Liang Fang continued to ask Zhu Jianshen.

Zhu Jianshen frowned and said, "Why are you doing so much today, and if there is anything else, just say it." ”

"Your Majesty, since we have cast a golden statue for Taishang Laojun, why not also cast an alchemy furnace made of gold, in this way, our sincerity is completely put on the table, all people can see how sincere the emperor is, and the gods in the sky will see it, and they will definitely be moved by the emperor's sincerity, the love Gu on the emperor's body, it would have taken a year to be able to unravel, if the gods in the sky are moved, when refining the pill, they can refine better pills, Maybe the love Gu on the emperor's body can be untied in less than half a year, so that the emperor will no longer have to endure physical torture. ”

Every word that Liang Fang said seemed to be planned for Zhu Jianshen, and when Zhu Jianshen heard him say this, he still said with some concern in his heart: "What you said is the truth?" Is it really an alchemy house with pure gold, and a statue of Taishang Laojun with pure gold, so that I can suffer less than half a year? ”

Liang Fang knelt there and said to Zhu Jianshen very reverently: "Emperor Qiqi, the slave also said it according to the book, but as for whether it was right or wrong, the slave didn't know, in short, the book taught us to say so." ”

Zhu Jianshen heard him seem to be very reasonable, he hesitated for a while and said: "This matter is not a trivial matter, if I build a new alchemy house made of pure gold in the harem, and then build a statue of Taishang Laojun, it will definitely cause the rejection of the ministers, because after all, the people of the world are not too happy now, disasters have occurred in many places, and the treasury is a little empty, if I still take out gold at this time, for my own selfish desires, then the officials of the court, I'm afraid I won't agree. ”

"Your Majesty, those officials of the imperial court, they will only ask the emperor, ask the emperor to be a good emperor who is clean and honest, and ask the emperor to do so many things for them, but when have they considered the emperor's feelings, if the emperor's health is not good, then what to say, it is not in vain. Liang Fang didn't understand anything, but the only thing Liang Fang would do was to think about the emperor. That Liang Fang said respectfully to Zhu Jianshen.

Liang Fang's seemingly loyal confession, Zhu Jianshen was moved to tears, he felt that what he said was very reasonable, those courtiers would plan for themselves wholeheartedly, but no one would think about the plan to be an emperor for him.

On the contrary, this little eunuch Liang Fang planned for himself everywhere, which moved him very much, so he said to Liang Fang: "What you said makes sense, but this matter is still a matter of mobilizing the people, and I really need to think about it again." ”

Liang Fang hurriedly knelt down, his head was like pounding garlic, and said to Zhu Jianshen: "Your Majesty, it's all bad to blame the slaves, if something happens to the emperor." ”

Zhu Jianshen's eyes were full of doubts, and he said, "Why do you say that?" Liang Fang, did you say anything disrespectful to me just now, I don't think so. ”

"Your Majesty, it's not like this, just now the slave dared to ask the emperor a sincere question, and asked the emperor to build an alchemy furnace of pure gold, as well as a statue of Taishang Laojun who asked the emperor to build pure gold, but the emperor said to consider, I remember that the book said that if this proposal is put forward, if the lord does not implement it, it means that the lord does not have sincerity to the Taishang Laojun, which will cause the anger of the Taishang Laojun, and then the next will be retribution on the emperor. If the emperor really has three long and two short, then how can the slave afford it, if there is any disaster, the slave must be allowed to bear it, the emperor is really a slave is not good, the slave is sorry. ”

After finishing speaking, Liang Fang's head was like pounding garlic, and he kept kowtowing on the ground, and in the end, blood flowed from his head when he kowtowed.

After Zhu Jianshen read it, he couldn't help frowning slightly, and said: "Okay, okay, Liang Fang, although sometimes the words in the book are indeed very reasonable, but there is also a saying called the book of faith, it is better to have no book, if everything is done according to the book, then everyone will become a nerd." Then don't worry about me so much, I'm sure I'll be fine, I also know that you have good intentions, okay, you kneel down. ”

So Liang Fang knelt down to Zhu Jianshen, and after Liang Fang knelt down to Zhu Jianshen and left, Zhu Jianshen continued to review his recital.

However, at night, Zhu Jianshen felt hot like fire, he only felt that his whole body was burning, and his whole body seemed to be not his own, and it was like there were countless flames burning on his body, and that feeling was as if he had been thrown into the fire, he felt very uncomfortable, and he didn't know why this happened.

And the burning pain was mixed with a very itchy feeling, which made him feel uncomfortable.

Zhu Jian suffered from this pain for more than two hours, and even the imperial doctors were sent to diagnose him, but no one could see what the reason was.

And Zhu Jianshen didn't know what the reason was, he just thought it was the reason why he ate something, so he didn't take it to heart, who knew that after the next night, the pain hit immediately, not only attacked, but it became even more powerful, making him feel that his whole body was not his own, as if he was about to be torn apart.

At this time, he suddenly remembered what Liang Fang said to him that day, and his heart moved, could it really anger the gods.

On the second day, he immediately sent Liang Fang over and told Liang Fang about his night, and after Liang Fang heard him say that his body was in great pain, he asked: "Your Majesty, do you feel very uncomfortable, does it feel like the whole person has been pushed into the sea of fire and barbecued?" ”

After Zhu Jianshen listened, he was a little surprised and said, "How do you know?" ”

Liang Fang immediately knelt down for Zhu Jianshen, kowtowed and kept saying: "Your Majesty, that's what the book says, and the slave also says it directly according to the book." ”

When Zhu Jianshen heard Liang Fang say this, his face suddenly turned pale.

At first, he didn't believe in it, but in fact, when it really happened to him, he couldn't help but not believe it, he didn't expect that there was really such a strange thing in the world.

So he said to Liang Fang: "Maybe it really has something to do with what you said, what do you think I should do now?" I will suffer from this itching and burning pain every night, and if this continues, Zhang Huangzhen will go crazy. ”