Chapter Twenty-Seven: Tricks to Death
"What's the solution?" I'm interested.
Last night's trouble, taking advantage of Wu Wanhua's birthday, although he fought with the third lady, if he wants to leave the house in the future, I am afraid it will be difficult.
If he really had a way, it would have helped a lot.
Rong Ziyang smiled and said, "Let's go, you come with me." ”
After calculating the time, the chime drum sounded immediately, and I looked at the ruffian smile on the corner of his mouth, and faintly felt that something was wrong, "It's almost morning class, where are you going to take me?". ”
He hugged his shoulders and said in a ruffian, "You don't care where you go, Ben Shao asks you, and you just say if you want to leave the house in the future!" ”
I nodded and said, "Naturally, I want to." ”
"That's it, let's go!" As he spoke, he strode towards the side courtyard. Although I was surprised, I still told Luzhu to send the things back to the small courtyard and strode to follow.
He led me to turn left and right, through several large halls, to a small side hall.
I was about to ask him where this was, but I saw him look left and right first, and then take a deep breath......
Pull up the robe that mops the floor, hunch over your toes, and tiptoe forward.
"Hey, what are you doing?" I don't understand.
He immediately put his finger to his mouth, made a silent motion, and waved at me, motioning for me to walk like him.
What a name this is!
"Hurry up, it'll be too late for a while!" He kept his voice down, and I had to do the same.
This action is very tiring, because as soon as I put up my toes, the center of gravity will unconsciously move forward, and I have to be light-handed, and when I walk to the door of the side hall, I have a layer of sweat on my head.
"......Huh" He breathed a sigh of relief, wanted to push the door in, suddenly thought of something, turned his head again, and asked in a low voice, "After Ben Shao for a while, how Ben Shao walks, you walk, Ben Shao does what you do, you do whatever you do." Don't touch anything inside, you can't even look at it casually and talk loudly, do you understand? ”
"Let's ......"
"Hey, be quiet!" I was about to speak, but he covered my mouth and looked around to make sure that no one let go of me and said, "What are you doing so loudly!" You don't care about anything else, you can do whatever I say, huh! That's it! ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for me to answer, and gently pushed open the door of the temple.
"Squeak...... the door of the hall opened, he continued to walk forward with his feet, I nervously swept around the inside, and found that this was an ordinary hall, so I also put my mind at ease and followed him into the house.
Entering the main hall, this kid didn't know what disease he was committing, he didn't take a good straight road, turned two steps left and three steps right, and bent over and jumped twice in place. I had a headache when I saw it, because I had promised him before, and I couldn't say anything, so I followed him and walked forward, tossing and turning half a pillar of incense, and finally passed through the front hall.
Rong Xiaobawang breathed a long sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and turned around and asked me, "You're curious, what are you doing here, right?" ”
Yes, very strange!
He raised his head slightly, showed an unfathomable smile, walked to a large porcelain vase one person high, picked his eyes and said, "You can't understand many things, but now, the time to witness the miracle has come!" ”
As he spoke, he put his hands around the porcelain vase and turned it slightly.
Creak......
The large porcelain vase turned, and he moved it to the right.
He was stunned, hugged the large porcelain vase again, and turned again......
Creak......
The bottle was turned back into its original position by him.
His face was incredulous, and his spear was full of strength, turning the porcelain vase from side to side......
At this time, the chime drum of Chenshi sounded, counting the time, it was time for morning class.
I looked at him expressionlessly, feeling a piece of black floating over my head, the so-called miracle is to let me watch him turn the bottle here? Does this have anything to do with me being able to leave the house......
"Forehead......" He scratched his head a few times, his white face was rare red, and he coughed lightly, "The miracle I am talking about is naturally not this, forget it, we can go to another place, you wait a minute." ”
After finishing speaking, he clinged to the root of the wall, walked to the bookshelf with a small follower, held the second row of the shelf, and a piece of green pine jade on the sixth grid said, "It was Ben Shao's mistake just now, this time, it is the moment to truly witness the miracle!" Rise! ”
He let out a soft snort, and I heard a strange clatter, followed by a heavy sound of wind coming out of the back of my head.
Wu Fuzi said that if there is a sudden situation, you should react quickly!
I didn't even think about it, grabbed my hand and buckled a stool above my head, and squatted quickly at the base of the wall.
"Ah, don't move the stool...... Yes! Eiko screamed, and I covered my eyes and looked through my fingers, and a bag of sand flew past where I had just stood, calling right on him.
He was smashed back several steps, and strangely enough, his first reaction was not to cry out in pain, but to be frightened.
"Run, run!" He looked frightened and was about to run. Xu ran too quickly, and his body slammed into the corner of the table. Only a few wind sounds were heard, and a few bamboo arrows flew towards his feet.
He was also agile, and even somersaulted on the spot and easily dodged. But dodging one of them, and the other one, his feet almost hit the ground, and countless small stones flew out of the oblique thorns, and they rained down.
"Woo, oops, my head, my head!" Rong Ziyang kept screaming, and he didn't know what he had encountered when he dodged...... There was a crisp sound, and the vase behind him was smashed by him.
"Oops, it's over!" He didn't care about the stone hitting his head, and he was about to pick up the fragments of the bottle, and his butt hit the corner of the bookshelf, and immediately dropped a lot of books, seeing that one of the big jade bottles was crumbling, he shouted "don't", and actually flew up, caught the bottle in mid-air, and fell to the ground with his body protection.
The jade bottle was caught, but the bookshelf also fell, only to hear the chaotic sound of ping-pong, books, bottles, and jade pieces all fell to the ground.
Countless stones also came out from all directions, flying around the room, clanging, and in a few moments, everything in the room was smashed.
If you have to describe it in words, the house is now full of chickens flying and dogs jumping, people turning over on their backs, how miserable it is!
Now I finally know why I jumped and jumped when I entered the house, and it turned out that the house was full of mechanisms......
"Ahem...... cough cough ...... "When the dust settled, Rong Ziyang crawled out from under the ruins of the bookshelf, touched his face full of white powder, looked at me in disbelief, and then said angrily, "Ben Shao was ambushed, but why are you fine!" ”
I looked around, and all the things that should have been smashed were smashed, and I was sure that no more mechanisms would fly over, so I took the stool away from the top of my head, stood up and said lightly, "Maybe, I'm a dead end." ”
"Then why don't you pull Ben Shao into the corner!" Eiko spoke almost grinding his teeth. He was now covered in dust, with half a porcelain shard hanging from his shoulder, his face covered with white dust of unknown things, and a large bag on his forehead, swollen and crystal clear.........
I stifled a smile and said as quietly as possible, "It happened suddenly, I didn't have time to go over and pull you." ”
"You're still laughing!" Rong Ziyang was even more angry, and roared, "If it weren't for you, would Ben Shao have become what he is now, you are still embarrassed to laugh!" ”
"Ahh My Songgang delicate bottle! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a cry of pain at the door, and then, an old man ran in, and before he could start to feel distressed, he saw a broken jade piece on the side, and then screamed, "Ah! My 100 year old snuffbox! ”
"Ah, and my three-colored glass ......"
The old man shouted in his left voice and howled in his right, looking extremely sad. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Rong Ziyang gave me a look, meaning to leave quickly, otherwise it will be miserable.
I was also brain pumping, and I really bent over to run with him secretly, but who knows, before I ran a few steps, a roar suddenly came from behind me.
"Rong Ziyang!"
I just felt my eardrums buzz and my head began to echo with the shout......
Rong Ziyang trembled, and immediately pulled out an extremely ugly smile, and turned his head stiffly, "Uh...... Hehe...... Rash...... Lu Fuzi ......"
"Rong Ziyang! It's you again! Lu Fuzi glared, as if he was going to eat someone, "Rong Ziyang, it's all a good thing you did!" You actually destroyed all the three-color jade bottles that I have treasured for many years! It's all ruined! ”
Lu Fuzi trembled angrily, Rong Ziyang remembered something, and immediately pulled out a dog's leg and smiled, "Lu ...... Lu Fuzi, in fact, it was not all smashed, you see, this is not returned, there is still a jade bottle left..."
As he spoke, he hurriedly took two steps forward, wanting to hand over the jade bottle. As soon as the feet were mixed, a large bucket of red water splashed down on the beams of the house.
"Ah, spicy! Ben less eyes! Yes! Rong Ziyang screamed and danced with his hands......
"Whoosh...... Smack......"
The last jade bottle was sacrificed heroically......
"Eiko Yang!! Lu Fuzi was furious.
"Run!" Rong Ziyang screamed, and no matter what his eyes were, he dragged me out and ran out, for fear that if I ran slowly, I would be bitten to death.
After all, the Blue Pavilion is so big, where can we run again, and after a while, we were caught by the oncoming master......
If we caused such a big disaster and the house was smashed, how could the masters spare the two of us?
First, a few masters and sons were educated, and then each of them was punished with a palm......
Because I was an accomplice and a girl, I took my hair lightly and only hit me with a ruler ten times. Rong Ziyang hit forty times with one hand, and after the beating, it was swollen like a pig's trotters.
After beating the palms, we were punished to go to the door to take a step.
Today's weather is particularly hot, and I sweat hot under the eaves. I leveled my hands and squatted on the horse, itching with hatred.
Grinding his teeth almost word by word, he said, "This is what you said about witnessing miracles!" ”
Rong Ziyang cried and mourned, and tried to pull out a smile, "Accident, this is definitely an accident!" ”
Surprise your uncle!
I glared at him fiercely and struggled to stand up. The master said that the horse must be tied for three hours, and if the posture is not right or the standing is unsteady, then an hour is added, and it is shameful enough to die like this today, and I don't want to increase the punishment.
However, I was curious, "Hey, Rong Ziyang, you said you have a way to get me out of the house, what is the way?" ”
Rong Ziyang sighed and said regretfully, "I remember, there is a hidden weapon in the Lu Fuzi Palace, which can be easily climbed over the wall after being opened, thinking that while there is no one, steal it out for you to use, so that you can secretly climb over the wall and get out of the General's Mansion......"