Small Theatre – Crunchy
“…… Like this, cut off its head......"
"Click, click"
"Boom, Boom"
"Then eat it directly...... Crunchy ...... Evil, this is probably the worst thing I've ever eaten......"
"Click, click"
"Boom, Boom"
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“…… Oh, it tastes like chicken, it has five hundred calories......"
"Click, click"
"Boom, Boom"
Su Qingyu stood up suddenly, walked to the front of the computer, and knocked the space bar, so the action of Pei Ye frowning and putting a suspicious object in his mouth instantly froze: "Are you sure you want to watch this thing while eating?" ”
One big one, two small ones, and four cats with small tails lying or lying around the three of them, in their arms, looked up at Su Qingyu in unison.
Blink, wink.
Although, since many years ago, he has heard his wife say this so-called "Bei Ye", but only now he understands that the most awesome thing about this big brother is not to dare to go to so many dangerous and difficult to survive in the wild with just a schoolbag to survive in the wilderness and carry out this great photographic survival career. It's how much abnormal food does this big brother eat that makes people feel weird......
What makes Su Qingyu feel even more headache is that there is always a group of idle people on the Internet, and this time this group of people actually named all the videos related to Bei Ye as "food show", a word that can't be beaten by 800 poles, after countless complaints.
And now, his wife, his son, his daughter, and his cats are gathered in front of the computer, watching this terrifying picture, while staring at the barrage of sentences flying over the screen, and actually eating potato chips and shrimp crackers......
He felt that if he continued like this, it would not be a new thing if he ate those strange objects that only appeared on TV in his meal.
"It's an outdoor adventure show, and it's healthy." Lin Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes and discharged at her husband.
"Dad, don't worry, I will never let my sister eat outside!" Dabao patted his little chest and promised his father.
"Replenish five hundred calories." Daughter Xiaoya raised her little meat hand and threw a shrimp crack into her mouth, and then made a "click, click" sound......
“…… Well, don't look at it! Seeing her husband's eyes narrowing slightly, Lin Xiaoxiao immediately patted her ass and gave up struggling, decided to comply with the people's wishes, raised her hand and prepared to close the video, but accidentally clicked the left mouse button......
And so—
"Oh, I think it's the crab just now...... Oh my God, my stomach ......."
"Yes!" Seeing the way the big brother rushed out of the camera with a distorted expression, Su Qingyu finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart - I thought you were really an iron stomach, and there were times when you had a bad stomach!