Chapter 31: Be careful to beat you into the harem

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You guys, as soon as they heard that there was a meat play, they all ran out one by one~

What's that, doll, no badge, do you want to send a fragrant kiss next time you meet?

I have a bad cold, and I am more here today, and the number of words is quite a bit of yours~

Don't talk to me about this~

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After seeing Brother Ying go out, after a while, Coffee ran in: "Ling'er, Xiaohua went to buy you something delicious, not at home!" Is it okay for coffee to accompany you? ”

Looking at Coffee's cheerful smiling face, Wu Ling'er also smiled: "Okay, if you can become the original big cat, I will be happier!" ”

Wu Ling'er said this, and the coffee remembered Wu Ling'er's physique that was quite afraid of cold. It's a pity that although he has now fused his body into his body, after all, this is not his original body, and it is not easy to change back to his original appearance, let alone change back to the appearance of a tiger: "Ling'er, I can't change back now, it is estimated that it will take a while." Otherwise, I'll hold you and get it for you...... Yes! Ji Zai, why are you kicking me? ”

Ignoring the coffee lying on the ground, Ji Zai even stepped on the coffee's body, and with a flick of his hand, the temperature of the room suddenly rose a lot, and Wu Ling'er's expression became a lot more comfortable: "Sure enough, Ji Zai is more powerful!" Coffee can't be compared! ”

"Nonsense, don't compare that stupid cat to me!" Ji Zai sat down on the soft couch dissatisfied: "It's you, why is your body like this?" It turned out to be okay, why is it still like this now? ”

"Hey, it turns out that my body is not bad, okay? Who can beat me but you non-humans? Wu Ling'er glared at Ji Zai dissatisfiedly, completely forgetting that she was still thanking Ji Zai for keeping her warm. Ji Zai didn't care about Wu Ling'er, but shrank into the soft couch: "Go inside a little, I'm sleepy, let me sleep for a while!" ”

Seeing that Ji Zai really fell asleep on the soft couch, Wu Ling'er's eyes widened: "Won't it?" Sleep like this? Are you going to fight ghosts at night? When it turned out to be a sparrow, you didn't sleep less, didn't you sleep enough? ”

Coffee grinned and rubbed over: "We'll ...... at night Yes! ”

Ji Zai didn't even open his eyes to look at the coffee poured on the ground: "Dead cat, it's noisy, shut up!" ”

Coffee immediately looked at Wu Ling'er aggrievedly: "Ji Zai won't let me say it!" ”

Wu Ling'er smiled evilly and looked at Ji Zai, who was pretending to be asleep: "If it's an interesting story about the boudoir between the two of you, you don't have to tell me, of course it has to be kept secret!" Ji Zai, don't you say? ”

Ji Zai half-raised his eyes and glanced at Wu Ling'er, with a sneer on his face: "It seems that in the past few days, you and that dead earthworm have a lot of interesting things in the boudoir!" Come to think of it, you're not going to share it with us, are you? ”

One sentence choked Wu Ling'er half to death, and she turned her head to look at the coffee: "Is this really the tsundere Ji Zai?" How do I feel like he's possessed by Brother Win? ”

Coffee grinned: "That earthworm has been weakened recently, so it seems that my Ji Zai has become more powerful!" Ling'er, don't be surprised! Next time...... Uh, no, I can't let that earthworm bully my Jizai! "I originally wanted to say that next time I would let Brother Ying and Ji Zai go head-to-head, but thinking about it, Ji Zai is his own person, and he wants to quarrel with others, but he is reluctant to coffee, so he immediately changed his tone again.

Seeing the coffee, Wu Ling'er smiled happily and dragged the coffee over and hugged it: "Stupid coffee, you are my pistachio, no matter what, with you by your side, you can be very happy!" ”

"Really, really? I knew that Ling'er must be inseparable from coffee! The coffee was praised by Wu Ling'er, and she immediately became very excited: "Ling'er, the coffee will always accompany you in the future, let's never separate again, okay?" ”

Although the coquettish coffee is very cute, Wu Ling'er is unmoved: "Come less, even if I go back to that world, I will live to be eighty years old, and I will cancel the contract with you, don't I know you yet?" You want to use this time to deceive my words, believe it or not, let your Ji Zai smoke you? ”

The plan failed, and Coffee didn't feel discouraged, anyway, even if he returned to that world, Wu Ling'er was only twenty-one years old, and there was still a long time before she was eighty years old, and he had enough time to continue to seduce Wu Ling'er. Well, it's better to abduct her into that world, where everyone lives together and isn't afraid of others hurting her.

After thinking about these things clearly, Coffee also smiled and rubbed on the soft couch: "Ling'er, you stay in the house for the past few days and don't come out, we are all so bored!" ”

Wu Ling'er glanced at the coffee angrily: "Really? Why didn't I feel it? Looks like you're all having a great time every night! After seeing Coffee's surprised expression, Wu Ling'er reached out and pinched his face: "I don't say it, you really don't know it?" Don't forget, you are my witch pets, and it was okay to separate the spirit and the body, but now that the spirit and the body are combined, do you think I really don't know what you are doing? Coffee, are you stupid or am I an idiot? Is it underrepaired? ”

was pinched like this by Wu Ling'er, and the coffee screamed in pain: "Ling'er, it hurts, it hurts!" Let it go! ”

"Yo? Will you know it hurts? Why don't you feel pain when you fight every night? "Wu Ling'er is a typical unforgiving person, this will catch the coffee, how can you let him go so easily?

Poor Coffee's handsome face was kneaded to the point that he was not human, but he didn't dare to fight back, because Xiaohua said just now that Wu Ling'er's injury was not healed, and he was afraid that if he did it, he would hurt Wu Ling'er, so he had to be ravaged by Wu Ling'er.

After kneading it for a while, Wu Ling'er let go of the coffee: "Do you know why I pinched you?" ”

Coffee nodded obediently: "Got it!" ”

"Why?"

"You shouldn't run out and beat people! Ah, why are you pinching me again?! ”

Wu Ling'er grimaced dissatisfiedly: "It should be, shouldn't you have asked me to beat others together!" What, running out to have fun by yourself and leaving me aside, it's too much! Next time you have this kind of fun, you must remember to call me, do you know? ”

Coffee looked at Wu Ling'er with some fear, and then nodded cautiously: "I know, as long as Brother Ying agrees to let you go, I will definitely take you!" But can you stop pinching my face, it's going to be numb! ”

"If it's numb, it won't hurt, so I'll help you pinch it!" After speaking, Wu Ling'er made a gesture to pounce again, so frightened that the coffee retreated, and almost fell off the soft couch again, but fortunately, Ji Zai reached out in time to grab him: "Woman, you want to send to your dead earthworms, don't take this dead cat to get angry!" ”

Wu Ling'er looked at Ji Zai with a smile: "Ji Zai is angry, could it be because I ignored you, so I was angry?" ”

"The ghost wants you to take care of it! Talking to you is either brainless or! I don't bother to pay attention to you! After saying that, Ji Tsai turned his back to Wu Ling'er with disdain. Wu Ling'er smiled and leaned behind Ji Zai: "Ji Zai~~~" A loud sound made Ji Zai get goosebumps, and jumped up from the soft couch: "Woman, can you be normal?" ”

"Normal? I'm normal! You're too nervous, aren't you? You know, if you were still Lu Tingwei before, my action just now would definitely make you happy! I will think in my heart, you guy, you finally know how good this son is, right? Wu Ling'er looked at Ji Zai with a wicked smile and a playful expression. It seems that staying in the yard these days has suffocated her! This will catch someone playing with her, and it's strange that she doesn't have a good time.

Ji Zai's face turned green when he heard Wu Ling'er rummaging through the old tent, even if it was his temper, he couldn't help yelling at Wu Ling'er: "Woman, I said, don't mention the word gorgeous again!" ”

"Oh, did you say that? How come I don't remember? I only remember someone saying that Lu Tingwei's confession to me was also his heart! After speaking, Wu Ling'er made a smug face at Ji Zai.

Just when Ji Zai was so angry that he was thinking about whether to strangle Wu Ling'er to death on the spot, Brother Ying walked in with a bowl of rice and a bowl of soup: "Woman, are you sure you want to flirt with your admirer in front of your man?" ”

Seeing the food in Brother Ying's hand, Wu Ling'er grinned: "It's just a joke, it won't be anything, why are you so nervous?" Could it be that you are really afraid that I will open a harem and then send you into the cold palace? ”

"Well, if Ling Er wants to do this, I don't think everyone would mind throwing the dead earthworms into the coldest room!" As soon as he heard that Wu Ling'er was going to open a harem, the coffee immediately became excited, but after seeing Ji Zai's face next to him, he was so frightened that he quickly closed his mouth.

Brother Ying looked at Ji Zai and said a little apologetically: "I'm sorry! I ......"

"It's none of your business! It's our own! After speaking, Ji Tsai sat awkwardly to the side and no longer went on the soft couch.

After glaring at Wu Ling'er, Brother Ying put the tray in his hand on a plate of small tables and brought it to the soft couch: "Let's eat first!" Stay and clean you up again! ”

Wu Ling'er glanced at Ji Zai, and found that he was indeed angry, and moved a little embarrassed, Wu Ling'er got off the soft couch and squatted to Ji Zai's side: "Hey, are you really angry?" ”

"Don't be angry! Am I wrong? In the future, I will never mention the word gorgeous again, and I will never talk about Lu Tingwei again, okay? You are you, you are not Lu Tingwei, you are my Jizai, okay? ”

"Men's families, you can't be so stingy!"

"If you're angry again, be careful that you grow old quickly! Wrinkles will grow! ”

Listening to what Wu Ling'er said, Ji Zai finally couldn't help but laugh: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to be angry with you!" If you get angry, you lose! ”

"Yes, yes! If you're angry, you'll lose! Come, shall we have dinner together? Seeing that Ji Zai was not angry, Wu Ling'er immediately happily pulled him to sit on the soft couch.

Ji Zai slapped Wu Ling'er's hand away angrily: "Don't look at what time it is, except for you, everyone has already eaten it!" Eat yours! No one is robbing you! While speaking, Ji Zai slapped away the coffee's hand: "Dead cat, am I missing what you eat or what you drink?" ”

Coffee shook his head a little aggrievedly: "No less!" ”

"Then you're still here to rob Ling'er's food? Itchy skin, isn't it? ”

Seeing Ji Zai clenching his fists on the side, Coffee was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated: "No, no!" I was just...... Well, help Ling'er try it or something! I didn't want to snatch Ling'er's food! Ling'er, if you don't open your mouth, Coffee will be killed! ”

Wu Ling'er smiled and held the bowl and ate happily: "Don't worry, Ji Zai will not be willing to kill you, at most, let a fire burn you, roast it, so that you will not be so cold in winter!" ”

"The hair is gone, it's no wonder it's not cold in winter! I don't want to be a barbecue! Ji Zai, I was wrong, am I wrong? Ling'er, help! A fireball flew out of the room with a scream of coffee. Wu Ling'er almost didn't squirt: "Ji Zai, did you really make a move?" ”

Ji Zai glanced at Wu Ling'er: "If you don't mind if the dead cat steals your food, I won't do it next time!" ”

Thinking that most of the things she likes to eat are snatched up by coffee every time, Wu Ling'er immediately nodded: "Well, Ji Zai, you can do it with confidence!" I'll stand firmly on your side! ”

Seeing that Ji Zai was going to do it again, Brother Ying finally kindly stopped him: "Okay, don't make trouble!" It's like this all day long, no amount of room is enough for you to tear it down! ”

"It's my house, it's not your house, I don't feel sorry, what are you sorry for?" Ji Zai replied to Brother Ying angrily, but he was obedient and obediently took his hand.

When he was about to leave, Ji Zai said: "Xueyan will come over in the afternoon, you can rest after eating!" Save yourself the shame of seeing others! ”

Snow Flame? Ji Zai said this, Wu Ling'er remembered, she was going to see Xue Yan the next day, but after Brother Win's poisoning, it had been delayed for half a month, presumably Xue Yan received the news that her health was improving, so she said that she wanted to come over and take a look.

Thinking of this, Wu Ling'er's face flushed slightly, and she glared at Brother Ying before saying, "Okay, I know!" Ji Zai, call Xiaohua and them back, fight and kill all day long, it's too unusual! ”

"That's better than your sick cat!" Ji Tsai didn't pay any attention to Wu Ling'er, and turned around and left the room directly.

Not long after taking a nap, Xue Yan came, knowing that Wu Ling'er's body was not very good, she simply came to Wu Ling'er's room. Behind her, two other attendants followed.

Seeing Xue Yan enter the house with two strange men, Brother Ying frowned slightly dissatisfied, but immediately smiled: "It seems that you have done it for Li Chengtai!" Otherwise, he wouldn't dare to run out with the two of them so blatantly. ”

Hearing Brother Ying say this, the two people raised their heads, and Wu Ling'er immediately smiled happily after seeing the two of them clearly: "Brother Yan, Brother Chengyu!" ”

Yun Yanxing and Li Chengyu saw Wu Ling'er's happy expression, their faces also became slightly better, and they glared at Brother Ying together before sitting on the soft couch: "How is your body?" ”

Although he was a person close to him, when asked by them about such an injury, Wu Ling'er still looked embarrassed: "It's already healed!" It's just that the body is still a little weak, so I have to lie down for two more days. It's okay! ”

Yun Yanxing glared at Brother Ying dissatisfiedly before turning his head to look at Wu Ling'er: "In the future, you have to be careful and pay attention to your body!" You don't have to learn to take care of yourself like some people. ”

When Yun Yanxing said this, Wu Ling'er couldn't wait to bury her head in the quilt.

Li Chengyu on the side was also dissatisfied: "I thought you could at least follow my fourth brother, but I didn't expect you to follow this kid!" But...... As long as Ling'er is happy, it's fine! Speaking of this, Li Chengyu glanced at Li Chengxun, who was sitting on the side: "Fourth brother, there are some things that cannot be forced!" ”

Li Chengxun snorted dissatisfiedly on the side: "I already knew!" "Yes, I already knew that in that world, Wu Ling'er only belonged to Brother Ying, no matter what she said she liked everyone, but what she loved was only Brother Ying, in this world, why not? Knowing that her marrying her is just a formality, she has a glimmer of hope in her heart, and the undeserved expectations will only disappoint him again in the end.

Li Chengyu stretched out his hand and patted his fourth brother, sighed, and stepped aside.

Xue Yan walked over and sat aside: "Ling'er, I told Brother Ying about the later things, you can ask him." As for your trip to the snowy land...... I thought I could help. Now it seems that you can't wait here until the beginning of spring, so I'll send you to the snowy land, so that I can atone for the mistakes I made in the first place. ”

Facing Xue Yan with such a low posture, Wu Ling'er was a little embarrassed, although Xue Yan had done something wrong before, but after all, she was one of the Four Holy Monarchs, and it was already rare for her to be able to do this for herself. Wu Ling'er nodded lightly: "In this way, there will be Lao Shengjun." ”

"Call me Sister Xueyan the same as before! Later...... Hmmm......"

Wu Ling'er smiled: "If I can go back to my world, my Brother Yan and Brother Cheng Yu will ask Sister Xueyan to take care of you!" In addition, I promise you that I will not forcibly help you against the laws of nature unless it is by chance. ”

After getting Wu Ling'er's promise, Xue Yan also breathed a sigh of relief: "This is the best, when you are better, send someone to inform me, and I will send you over." It's just that I'm not sure where Lao Bai is in the snowy region now, I can only send you to the general direction, and if you ask the residents there, it will be clear, and it shouldn't be difficult to find. ”

"Well, that's already good! Thanks a lot! ”

It can be seen that Xue Yan is a simple person, and after saying what she wants to say, she got up and said goodbye, but left Yun Yanxing and Li Chengyu behind, thinking that she wanted everyone to get together.

Brother Ying glanced at it and glanced at everyone, so everyone quietly retreated, leaving only Wu Ling'er and Yun Yanxing in the house.

After being silent for a while, Yun Yanxing looked at Wu Ling'er: "Should I call you Ling'er or Wu Ling'er now?" ”

Hearing Yun Yanxing say this, Wu Ling'er knew that Xue Yan had already told him everything in advance: "Brother Yan, no matter who I am, you are my Brother Yan." Even if I am not a person from this world, even if I will really leave, Brother Yan, I will not forget the days when you accompanied me and protected me. ”