"Alas, second insect, do you think Lao Tzu is a little too weak? Why is it always fucking bullied to fix the past? ”

In the secret room specially made for Lei, Haoyi used the fat Lei as a pillow under his head, lay on the floor on all fours, stared at the lanterns on the ceiling that had stopped rotating, and muttered to himself. Beside him, a mess of empty wine bottles was still everywhere, and the whole room was filled with the smell of alcohol.

"Ahem, who, who said, I, my master is the most heroic, mighty, and domineering man in the universe, how, how can I be bullied and bullied?" Lei, who looked like a fleshy caterpillar, actually stammered to Hao Yi like a human, burping wine.

"You second-class wine worm, my mother's son didn't want you to stamper with your master, tell me the truth!" Haoyi swung his fist at Lei, who was used as a pillow by himself, and punched him heavily, shouting and scolding angrily.

"Oh, I said, Lord, Master, can you be gentle, gentle! Although I am also the most powerful brain worm in the universe, but、But compared to you, the master, it is still a little bit worse! You, you can punch this one, but you want to, you want the life of this worm! Haoyi's seemingly inadvertent punch was actually faintly with a faint halo, and when it hit Lei's body, there was also a faint burst of white light, and the pain made Lei Insect's face distort for a while.

"Damn, if you don't tell the truth to Lao Tzu again, I'll twist you into a twist and throw it in the oil pan, and fry it as a snack!" Hao Yi picked up a half-drunk wine bottle, opened his mouth and tilted his head to pour himself a sip.

After entering the dark room and kicking Lei who was lying on the sofa listening to rock music, Hao Yi ordered his subordinates to bring boxes of beer, and began to pull Lei together to drink and chat. At the beginning, the two brainworms were still a little uncomfortable with the beer brewed by humans, and after tasting it, they almost vomited out their own gall bladders. However, then the guy slowly got used to the taste of wine, and gradually felt that this weird-tasting liquid was still quite delicious.

After slowly tasting a few bottles, Lei began to suck in a whole bottle of beer in one gulp, and Haoyi was stunned for a while. When I arrived at Zuihou, these two brain worms seemed to feel that they were not very enjoyable, so they actually released the tongue worm in their mouths, took a few bottles of beer in their mouths, and swallowed them into the belly of the fat worm in one gulp, so angry that Haoyi scolded this product for being a natural wine worm.

After drinking, the person began to talk about everything. Lei told Hao Yi about a series of things he had experienced since his "birth", and all the secrets he had inherited about the alien insect race, whether useful or not, were all poured out to Hao Yi. And Haoyi, who actually forgot that Lei was just a bug, actually told Lei about the incredible adventures he had experienced over the years.

Speaking of zuihou, Lei admired himself more and more because he couldn't tell whether he was a human or a star spirit, or a half-star spirit and a half-human, and finally understood the reason why he was beaten by Hao Yi in the first place.

According to Lei's words, Haoyi is simply a fucking invincible existence in the universe.

Before you know it, this person has killed twenty cases full of beer. Although most of it went into Lei's stomach, Haoyi also drank a lot. Haoyi, who was drunk and hazy, actually began to tell Lei about the bitter water.

"Okay, okay, master, then I'll be honest!" Ray burped another stinky wine and stammered: "If I were the master, if anyone dared to bully the head of the worm, the worm would take the worm and the grandchildren of the worm and directly raid his house, dig out his brain, and eat it as a drink, burp!" If this worm still doesn't feel like it's fun, even the ancestral graves of his ancestors of the eighteenth generation are dug out for my bugs and grandchildren to live in! ”

"Uh, do you want to be so ruthless?" Hearing Lei's domineering words, Hao Yi said with a black line on his face.

"If you dare, dare to provoke this worm, you will have to pay the price! Lord, master, don't you human beings have a saying, what do you say, if people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, and if people offend me, I will do something? Lei twisted the body of the insect that was a little painful by Hao Yi's head, changed to a more comfortable position, and said to Hao Yi seriously.

"I'm X, I can't see it, you two brain worms are actually quite familiar with the allusions and sayings commonly used by us humans or something?" Hao Yi shook his head with a wry smile, raised his head and poured another sip of wine, let out a long breath, and said with some dismay: "Maybe Lao Tzu is really a little too weak." Mom and Dad died at the hands of that bastard, several teammates who had lived and died together also died tragically in the hands of that brute, and even the two friends that Lao Tzu cared about the most were almost killed by that guy! In this way, Lao Tzu can only watch and watch, and the beast will endlessly change his ways to toss Lao Tzu! ”

"And your second wife! Isn't she also in the hands of that little white face? Listening to Haoyi blaming himself guiltily, Lei didn't even open any pot of this product, staring at the insect and interjecting coldly.

"What second wife?" Haoyi rolled his eyes and scolded coldly: "What are you talking nonsense about? ”

"It's just、It's that beautiful woman named Zhu, Zhu or something? Hiccup, don't you like her too, Lord and Master? Lei twisted the insect body, squinted at the ceiling, and said seriously: "According to the order of the master, you yourself say, Zhu Meinu is your second wife, the beauty called Dalena should be your third wife, and there is a reporter beauty named Xia Li, maybe she can only be regarded as a lover who has had a relationship!" ”

There are only two rows of short and thick insect feet on this cargo now, if this thing has hands, feet and fingers like humans, this girl will count them one by one with her fingers.

"you! You know what a! What a mess of two wives and three wives? As soon as Lei's words fell, Haoyi glared and waved his fist angrily and punched the goods again, causing Lei to scream and scream.

"Mom, master, if you punch a few more times, the worm will fall apart!" Lei complained to Hao Yi depressedly: "Isn't what Ben Worm said wrong? All I know is that if you human men like a woman, they will try their best to marry her as a wife. In the eyes of this worm, it is enough for others to bully their friends to make this worm angry, if he dares to touch his wife, this worm has to let him taste the taste of ten thousand insects and bones! ”

"Didn't you say that you have no father, no mother, and no gender? How can you marry a wife? Listening to Lei Gray's domineering words, Haoyi's heart was actually relieved, but his face was crying and laughing.

"Uh, yes, this worm doesn't seem to have a gender!" Lei twisted his insect head, glanced at Hao Yi obliquely, and the confused insect eyes turned, and suddenly said with a strange smile: "Hehe, there is." In the future, when the insect evolves to the stage of quasi-domination, Lao Tzu will pick a male human body for himself and be a pure master in a hurry! Now, this insect master is naturally also male, not female! ”

"Haha, you, you second-class bug, actually, actually...... Oh, mom, I'm laughing to death......" Hao Yi burst out laughing, turned over and pointed at Lei and covered himself for a while, and said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes, yes, you are a male, a male, a male worm, haha......"

"Well, the master doesn't take you to count the worms like this......" Lei suddenly realized what Hao Yi was laughing at, and the worm's face twitched and complained.

"Okay, okay, no, don't laugh, don't laugh!" Haoyi finally stopped daxiao, turned over and leaned back on the soft body of the thunder worm, let out a long breath, and then said with understanding: "Alas, but what you said about the two brainworms is quite right!" If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, if people offend me, Lao Tzu will never spare him! ”

"Yes, yes! This is the master of this worm's wise and divine martial arts! Ray shook his head and muttered, and as soon as he turned his head, he leaned against the floor and snored decently.

"I said, second cargo bug, do you think Lao Tzu should take the army, by the way, let you take your bugs and worms, and kill them in the fifth war zone to settle the account with that little white face?" Listening to the snoring sound coming from overhead, Haoyi looked at the ceiling for a while, and asked lightly after a long time.

However, after Haoyi finished speaking, only Ray's snoring was left in the entire room.

"I'm X, you're a wine worm asleep? Fuck, a pervert like you still needs to sleep? Haoyi Huoran got up, looked back at the thunder that was sleeping sweetly, and complained with black lines on his face.

As Ray evolves little by little, the words and deeds of this thing actually become more and more like humans. I don't know if it's influenced by Hao Yi, this person's personality is actually a little bit as big as Hao Yi, and sometimes it's really uninsect-like. What Haoyi didn't expect was that the principle was just a ball of consciousness that existed in thunder, and he would actually get drunk. The current appearance of this thing is a drunken worm, and Hao Yi shook his head and was speechless for a while.

However, having said that, the words that Lei just said to Hao Yi still touched Hao Yi quite a lot.

For a long time, although Hao Yi always remembered the enmity of his parents in his heart, according to his past character, Hao Yi just wanted to rely on his personal ability to go to Lin Bin for revenge single-handedly. He really didn't want to involve too many innocent people, and he didn't want to provoke a war between the nascent republic of St. Prowry and Shili, the most powerful warlord in the entire federation at the moment.

Before drinking and talking to Lei, Haoyi originally planned to use the three captured Fifth War Zone agents to put on a good show. If possible, he will personally bring a few elite henchmen and infiltrate the Fifth War Zone Headquarters to settle the ledger with that damn little white face.

However, now Haoyi has quietly changed his mind. In particular, he remembered that he had single-handedly broken into the headquarters of the Fifth War Zone, but he fell into Lin Bin's carefully designed trap and was thrown to the Seymour prisoner of war camp to dig stones. Haoyi knew that even if he was invincible, he would be just a killing machine at best. In the face of a well-trained army with strong overall combat effectiveness, after all, it still seems a little weak. And Lin Bin's guy is obviously the leader of the Fifth War Zone now, and he is protected by a well-equipped and powerful army, so he will naturally not be assassinated easily.

"Maybe Erhuo is right! Lao Tzu should have a strong army in his hands! Looking at the thunder on the ground, who was drunk into a lump of flesh and sponge, Haoyi muttered to himself thoughtfully. At this moment, a miniature terminal at the door of the dark room chirped rapidly......