Chapter 167: Touching It Will Make You Pregnant?
Long Xuanyu smiled: "Yes, my father loves my mother very much, okay, I'm leaving, you have a good rest." ”
"Well, let's go, let's go, go out and close the door!"
Saying that, she yawned, she was really sleepy, these days, this pervert didn't let her sleep for a few hours. is still the same sentence, if she didn't have the internal strength of her body now, she would definitely let him die.
Even when I came back tonight, I had to grind and soak myself hard, pay a lot of 'price' and add coercion and temptation to get it back.
"Yu'er, how do I feel, you don't give up on me at all?"
It was so cold that he had to close the door when he let him go, and his heart was so hurt.
Zhang Xinyu no longer had the patience to spend time with him, Grandpa Zhou had already beckoned to her in his dream, and his little hand reached out to Long Xuanyu's waist, and the latter exclaimed in ecstasy.
A certain strong woman grabbed his belt, and the internal force gathered on his arm and shook it hard, and Lord Xianwang had already appeared in the courtyard of Cuizhuxuan.
The room then burst into angry shouts: "If you dare to come in again, I promise that the wedding the day after tomorrow will make you unforgettable in this life, and you will have nightmares every night." ”
Sure enough, there was a slight sound, and there was no one in the courtyard.
The woman inside clapped her hands and enthusiastically evaluated her masterpiece: "Heh, it's still good to have martial arts." ”
Then, in an instant, there was a sweet sound in the room, which made people think: how long has it been since I slept?
The moonlight is bright and clean, and the night breeze is cold and a little biting, but it seems that some people can't feel it.
Leng Qingqiu sat alone on the roof and poured himself a drink, his eyes flashing in the small courtyard of Cuizhuxuan, unwilling and helpless.
In the dark night, a white shadow came and sat next to him, holding a wine jug and a glass in his hand.
"Isn't it boring to drink alone, why don't you have a drink with Brother Leng?"
Without waiting for an answer, he poured himself a glass, collided with Leng Qingqiu's wine glass, and poured it into his mouth.
"Yun is missing the moon, are you willing?" Leng Qingqiu was already a little drunk, and looked at him with a confused expression.
Yun Qiyue poured another cup and drank it all before saying, "Unwilling, what?" To grab it? ”
Wuzi shook his head: "What she doesn't want to do, no one can force it, in her world, she would rather be broken than destroyed." ”
"You know her."
"It's her who is too obvious, bless her, the royal council will treat her well."
"It's torture to be reluctant to give up and not be able to have." Leng Qingqiu Chongyun Qiyue smiled slightly: "Fortunately, you suffered this kind of torture with me, and I felt a lot of comfort in my heart." ”
Drinking all night, and the next morning, a guard found two unconscious drunks lying on the roof.
When Leng Qingqiu opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was jade purple smoke, a little face like a flower and jade, full of worry.
"You're awake."
"What time is it?"
"You've slept all day, and now it's dark."
Rubbing his aching forehead, Leng Qingqiu sat up, why was his body cold? When he looked down, his forehead hurt even more, and who could tell him who had stripped him of his clothes?
When he was confused, his ears seemed to hear the sound of swallowing saliva, and he involuntarily looked for movement and left, only to see how big Yu Ziyan's eyes were, and he stared at himself without blinking, as if he was scared stupid.
Is he in such a bad shape that scares her like that? Leng Qingqiu instantly felt that his self-esteem had been seriously frustrated. So, he grabbed the quilt and blocked it in front of him, covering all the spring light. This action made Yu Ziyan finally come back to her senses, her cheeks flushed, and her head lowered.
Oh my God, you're, and you actually stare at a man's naked body and get carried away? Haven't you been watching it all for a long time? Woo~ shameless, shameless.
"Smoke, smoke, that, that I ......"
Leng Qingqiu couldn't speak, but the look in his eyes was saying: You know what I mean, right? Where's my clothes?
Yu Ziyan's face was full of shame and blushing, and she bit her teeth lightly, raised her head and whispered softly: "Because the guards sent you back and left, you were drunk and vomited all over your body, and there was no one else here, so, so ......"
She couldn't speak, she made eye contact, cough, you know what I mean, right? I'll take off your clothes.
"You took off my clothes?" Leng Qingqiu couldn't calm down anymore, and immediately roared.
Yu Ziyan bit her lower lip and nodded shyly, so she said that she had seen it for a long time, but she still wanted to take a second look, his skin was fairer and smoother than many women's, and it felt good to the touch.
The raised eyes were slightly disappointed, he covered it so tightly that only one head was exposed, and even his neck was exposed.
Leng Qingqiu was dumbfounded, and suddenly had a feeling of losing his virginity, then he is a big man, he can't say that if you look at my body, you have to be responsible for me, and you are not happy.
Seeing that his demonic handsome face was tangled and painful, Yu Ziyan stepped forward slightly and said worriedly: "Qingqiu, what's wrong with you?" ”
"No, don't come here."
Leng Qingqiu moved into the bed and roared the jade purple smoke in place.
"You get out right now, get out right away."
"Huh?"
"I said you should get out right away! Didn't you hear? ”
This roar brought internal force, which startled Yu Ziyan, and he was really angry.
Tears crackled and rolled out of her eyes, and Yu Ziyan covered her mouth to prevent herself from crying and ran out.
Out of the small courtyard, he kicked the innocent stones under his feet fiercely, and despised himself even more: "Who let you make a mistake, the ghost is confused, now you can't live for your own evil, why didn't the knife on the head of the color word kill you......"
"Ziyan, what are you doing?"
Lime walked over happily and said with a smile: "Who provoked you, with such a vicious expression, do you want me to draw a circle for you and curse him?" ”
Yu Ziyan quickly wiped her tears and pretended to be fine: "Lime, why are you here?" ”
"Ah, Brother Yue asked me to see if Leng Qingqiu had woken up, saying that he drank a lot yesterday."
"He's fine, I've been there."
"That's great, I just don't want to go yet, hurry up and go back to accompany Brother Yue."
"Lime."
Jade Purple Smoke grabbed Lime's hand and pulled her back from the steps she had turned to leave.
"Ziyan, do you have anything else?" Lime said suspiciously.
Yu Ziyan moved her lips and made a faint voice: "I, I want to ask you, if a girl secretly looks at a boy's body, is it shameless?" ”
"Huh?" Lime didn't hear clearly, but only smelled some girls and boys, so she asked again: "Do you say why men and women don't kiss?" ”
How can Yu Ziyan still have the face to repeat the question just now? I had to nod my head with the bend.
Lime thought for a moment and said happily: "I heard my mother say that the reason why men and women do not kiss before marriage is because once there is physical contact, girls will become pregnant. ”
"What?"
Yu Ziyan was startled, and asked in horror: "Will you get pregnant if you touch it?" ”
"I guess," Lime nodded asustently.
"It's all my mother who said it, so I keep pestering Brother Yue, maybe one day when he doesn't pay attention, I'll pick him up.
Then touch it from top to bottom, then I will be his woman, as long as I am pregnant, he will never be able to get rid of me again, hehehehe......"
Lime was completely intoxicated with her own beautiful and obscene imagination, and she didn't see that Yu Ziyan's little face was about to turn purple.
On the way back, she kept thinking about Lime's words, picking up the essence and touching enough of his woman, and then getting pregnant, God, what did she do?
Brushing it from the beginning, Leng Qingqiu vomited, and then she stripped Leng Qingqiu of the essence? Well, yes.
Curious, I touched him up and down, and then pinched it for a long time in a place I hadn't seen before? Well, it seems like yes too.
Then the next thing is that you will get pregnant? Woo~ I hope not.
It turns out that there is a painful price to be a big pervert, but fortunately, I have already identified him anyway.
Anyway, what is the thing that I have been pinching for a long time? Why don't you have one? How can you say that she is now his woman, it shouldn't be too much to care, right?
Suddenly, it can't be a tumor, right? I remember when I was in Qingtian Valley, Uncle Niu's neck grew quite large, and my father cut it off with a charcoal burning knife.
Ah, that's not good, it turns out that he is so sick that he must cut it off in order for his child to have a father......
Poor Leng Qingqiu didn't know that his baby had been remembered......
As soon as the morning dawned, Zhang Xinyu was dragged up by Xiaoyue with a few maidservants, today is a happy day, how can I lie in bed?
"Sister Xiaoyue, can't you let Miss and I stay in that warm bed for a while? I won't be able to stay in the future. Zhang Xinyu sat on the bed and complained with half-squinted eyes.
Xiao Yue first called the maidservant to prepare a warm water bath, and then took off Zhang Xinyu and helped her into the water, so that the originally stunned person was a lot more sober.
Then dressing, putting on makeup, everything is very delicate, and it is already past noon when I am really busy with work.
Zhang Xinyu felt that the person in the mirror was not herself at all, and such delicate makeup had never appeared on her face.
The gorgeous phoenix crown drags out the tassel to cover the face, and the red haze mops the floor, simple and solemn.
"Miss, you are so beautiful!" Satsuki couldn't help but admire.
Zhang Xinyu rolled her eyes and teased: "When you get married, I will give you the Xia curtain embroidered by Zisu for me, our little moon looks like a fairy, and wearing the phoenix crown Xia curtain will definitely make the husband dizzy." ”
"Miss, you're teasing me again."
"Princess!"
Sai Aoxue walked in with the support of several maidservants, and shed tears when she saw Zhang Xinyu.
"Yu'er, you have really grown up and are married, and you will often come back to see your father and mother in the future."
Zhang Xinyu stepped forward and hugged Sai Aoxue, and her nose was sour: "Mother, don't worry, I will come back often, fortunately, now that you have Xiaotang by your side, the days will not be too boring, so I am much more relieved." ”
Farewell to my father, queen and mother, uncle and aunt, it has also arrived at the auspicious time, and the noisy gongs, drums, and suona sound are from far and near, blowing and beating.
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