9. Skyrim's studio
If time could be turned back, China's supernatural incident handling department would definitely hide the current incident of Japanese AV actresses entering the mess, instead of rushing to report and negotiate with the supernatural agencies of all Shijie countries, so that the Japanese would have a reason to come over and participate in it now.
But the problem is that there is no one in this world who can predict the prophet. Until forty-eight hours after the outbreak of the "AV actress Deer Eye Flame Incident", the wormhole appeared next to Comrade Wang Meiling, China's supernatural event processing department had no way to speculate at all, when and which country would appear in the cross-time and space wormhole that appeared in the space station in the future - although it is possible to drag it out until the food, water and air in the space station are exhausted, Miss Lu Eye Flame died of thirst, starvation and suffocation, and no wormhole was born; But it is also possible to appear next to a particularly violent supernatural person, and then this violent person will directly teleport a miniature bomb through the wormhole without thinking, and detonate the "Guanghan Palace" space station into a cosmic flower......
In short, when everything is unknown, the person in charge has to prepare for the worst.
But as a paradox, if the worst outcome does not happen, then all the preparations made before will become a problem for yourself.
-- Thanks to China's initiative and promises, the Japanese side has also rightfully been given the opportunity to use wormholes for space exploration.
On this shijie, although reputation is not priceless, it is still very important, at least not because of some insignificant little things.
So, although there is some regret in my heart. However, in the end, the relevant departments of the Chinese side did not withdraw their promise to "jointly use the cosmic wormhole".
However, when the top head of Japan's supernatural incident handling department, Kotori Yumashiro, who has a happy face. When I started to contact relevant research institutions to see what I should get to the sky, I was stunned to find that I really didn't know how to deal with it for a while because I was unprepared in advance!
Anyway, although Japan is not without its own space exploration jihua, it is all a small fight such as launching satellites. However, they have basically not considered such a big project as manned spaceflight, and even what topics should be studied in manned spaceflight, and there is no clear jihua. There are a number of satellite remote sensing projects on the ground. Specifically, satellites are used to observe the growth of crops, but this requires sending observation satellites into Earth orbit instead of lunar orbit...... For example, a country that does not even have the ability to land on the moon will not consider developing a lunar rover.
Worse. This wormhole won't be around for a long time. Just one or two months is not enough for the experts to work out a new jihua.
Quite funny, although even a lunar rover could not be built, in the secret discussion of the matter, someone whimsically proposed a "space fortress", specifically, to create an unmanned space station with bombs on it, suspended in the universe like a sword of Damos. It is used to deter countries on the ground from the top of the head, and when the time comes, you can hit whoever you want. It's going to be very, very cool......
Well, let's not say whether the Chinese side will agree to such a thing that will obviously threaten its homeland security, and whether the Japanese have the ability to create such a thing against the sky, even if they can really make such a "space fortress" and put it in the earth's orbit, it may indeed have the ability to threaten countries on the ground. But put the "Battlefortress" in lunar orbit...... Is it preparing to bomb the lunar crater?
In short, for this "Gate to Heaven", which suddenly appeared and has a very short "shelf life", the Japanese side feels like watching pie fall from the sky, but there is neither an appetite to swallow nor a good tooth to gnaw on!
As a result, for the Japanese, who are naturally afraid of trouble, this wormhole connected to the lunar orbital space station will soon fall from the pie from the sky and become a hot potato that everyone avoids...... Departments and research institutes are pushing each other as if they are playing ball, and no one is willing to take responsibility and come up with decent feasible proposals. In the end, the little bird You Zhenbai, who had been burned out of his patience and lost his temperament, simply decided to "carry forward the quintessence of the country", and fully regarded the AV actress who entered the space to shoot the first space in history!
Of course, in order to make this "development of the quintessence of the country" more high-sounding, Kotori Yumashiro is under the guise of "studying human reproduction and sexuality in space, and exploring the feasibility of cosmic migration in the future", and even manages to relate to the current "declining birthrate" demographic crisis facing Japan through a lengthy discussion...... But this is not enough to deceive the discerning.
In this regard, the reaction of the Chinese responsible person and experts in the aerospace industry, apart from convulsions and convulsions, the rest is tangled and embarrassed......
“…… Well, after reading your proposal, I felt like something very important had been thrown away...... But now that your country has decided on this research project, we won't say much more. After all, this kind of research does have some scientific value...... Therefore, we agree with your jihua in principle and are willing to provide some help......"
After several phone calls with those powerful bigwigs, Wang Meiling frowned, as if trying to use more elegant words to describe this "space commercial development jihua", which is not very in line with traditional morality, but her expression is still indescribably tangled, "...... However, is your country planning to use the multifunctional habitation module of the 'Guanghangong' lunar orbital space station for filming? Some important people in China's space sector are very worried about this, saying that if it is a secret human reproduction experiment, it is fine, but once it is publicly disclosed, or even if it is even commercialized, it may seriously damage the positive image of China's manned space industry.
In addition, the multifunctional living compartment is very small in space and has a lot of very sophisticated instrumentation equipment, which is not suitable for intense exercise. When Miss Shikame had just crossed in, she had caused serious damage to the inside of the cabin. Some of the instruments have not been repaired to this day. So, we're very reluctant to see the same thing happen again on this space station......"
However. Before she could finish her sentence, she was interrupted by Sayaka Sanae, who was the messenger.
“…… Hehe, Ms. Wang, with all due respect, your worries are really unnecessary. First of all, due to the peculiarities of the space environment, even 'that kind of movement'. I'm afraid it won't be very intense. Secondly, we did not directly shoot with the multifunctional habitation module of the 'Guanghan Palace' lunar orbit space station. Based on an analysis of the cross-sectional view of the habitation module and photographic footage of the interior, we found that the interior was littered with glittering gauges and screens. and a complex pipeline as dense as a spider's web, although it has a very sci-fi atmosphere, but there is no romantic style at all......"
Speaking of this, she wrinkled her cute little Joan nose slightly. He waved his hand in disgust. “…… Therefore, in order to shoot this epoch-making 'space physiology educational film', we are going to build a special studio set section, and according to the needs of photography, we will carry out targeted interior decoration, so as to not only collect data, but also meet the audience's romantic fantasy of cosmic life......"
For this very bold request, no matter how you look at it, Wang Meiling seemed a little dumbfounded for a while. I was stunned for a while and didn't answer. But an aerospace expert consultant standing beside her couldn't help but stand up. opened his mouth and sneered, "...... And a dedicated studio set? Are you kidding? Japan does not seem to have even formulated an independent manned space flight, and the only few times Japanese astronauts have gone to space have been on American space shuttles...... Do you have the strength to build a capsule in such a short period of time? ”
“…… It's a shame that we really don't have such jishu strength, and in terms of manned spaceflight, our country is obviously a little outdated. ”
Having said that, there was no look of shame on Sanae Rika's face, "...... Therefore, the source of this studio set module is probably still on your head - as far as I know, in addition to the finished product that has been launched into the sky, your country should have a spare backup module for testing! Can you give us one? Please rest assured that we have no intention of peeping into your country's aerospace research projects, nor are we interested in the instruments and equipment in the module, but only require the installation of the most basic radiation-proof airtight bulkhead structure and life support system.
Belch? How much does it cost? Didn't you say that you agree with our jihua in principle and are willing to provide some help? What's more, the cost of the moon landing rocket saved by this wormhole for your country is far more than an old prototype that can only be sent to a museum for collection! ”
(Whether it's the Soviet Union's Mir space station, the U.S.-led International Space Station, or China's Tiangong space station, each module is tested on the ground with exactly the same backup module before it is launched into orbit.) But when that was done, the only place to go for the backup modules was a museum — there was a replica of the Mir space station in Russia that was identical to the prototype, but it was never launched. )
At this point, her words turned again, "...... And, isn't your country interested in the final results of this study?! ”
I have to admit that Sanae Rika's words in Fang Cai's zuihou really spoke to the hearts of people in the Chinese aerospace community.
Although the Japanese "space experiment project" may sound like a bad thing, the study of human mating and reproduction in the weightlessness of the universe is indeed of historic significance.
To put it more exaggeratedly, it is not an exaggeration to say that this research can affect the future development of human civilization.
Weishenme wants to say this? Because our journey is the sea of stars!
A famous quote from a pioneer in aerospace said: The earth is the cradle of mankind, but mankind cannot be bound to the cradle forever.
But on the other hand, if human beings have never been able to solve the problem of reproduction and reproduction in the universe, then what can we talk about the grand cause of going out of the cradle of the earth, immigrating to Mars, rushing out of the solar system, colonizing the whole universe, and spreading the fire of civilization all over the galaxy?
-- No matter how many righteous and awe-inspiring accusations and insults are aroused, plus all kinds of contempt and disdain with colored glasses, how to mate, reproduce, and reproduce in the weightless environment of the universe is a major issue that mankind must solve before entering the interstellar age.
In fact, back in the early days of the development of manned spaceflight. In the era when the United States and the Soviet Union were engaged in the space race, some American aerospace scientists with relatively avant-garde concepts had the idea of conducting space pregnancy and childbirth experiments. It's just because it feels unethical. Therefore, it was strongly criticized by some moralists, coupled with the fact that the astronauts stayed in space for too short a time, and female astronauts were even rarer, which led to the final miscarriage of this Jihua.
Moreover, according to some sources of dubious and unreliable information, it seems that astronauts from the former Soviet Union also carried out such explorations. There are even several safe positions that can be used for sex in space, as well as several other dangerous positions that can easily lead to injury.
Furthermore. Another photography company has tried to mimic sex in a zero-gravity environment by using an airplane to descend from a height of 3,350 meters to simulate a zero-gravity environment. But because the cost is too high. So it only took 20 seconds to shoot - this should be considered a "fast gunman"!
In short, the study of human mating and reproduction in the weightlessness of the universe is indeed of irreproachable scientific significance.
It's just that it's in the Japanese side of the plan. There seems to be more emphasis on "artistry", "excitement" and "ornamentation" in this regard. In addition, there is the effect of commercial advertising - the "Skyrim Studio" has not even been built, and the sponsorship of various companies has already pulled a lot of ......
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“…… Countdown...... Five, four, three, two, one, zero! The spaceship is out of nowhere! Start landing on the surface of the moon! ”
With a loud roar and an obvious jolting and shaking, the "Wu Gang 13" lunar spacecraft carried two astronauts, Peng Youzhi and Xiao Huaidan, who were almost exhausted, and finally left the space station that left them with "deep memories" and embarked on the scheduled journey to the moon.
Looking at the "Guanghan Palace" that slowly became smaller and disappeared outside the porthole, the two astronauts glanced at each other. can see the palpitations in each other's eyes.
- It's so dangerous, I was only about to "sacrifice my life for the country" before. was forced to be an AV actor by the aerospace department with all kinds of righteousness!
Once he remembered the political commissar with a dead face, he announced to himself through the screen with a righteous face: "...... Comrade Peng Youzhi and Comrade Xiao Huaidan, for the needs of scientific exploration and the development of China's manned space industry, the party and the country need you to make some sacrifices, please don't have too much psychological burden, the organization will be responsible for the persuasion work of your family...... "They couldn't help but feel their scalps tingle for a while.
I don't know if it's weishenme, since the birth of the industry of time and space travel, its "practitioners" have been showing a state of yin and yang decline. For example, Japan's current space abilities are all women, and there is no man - the recently discovered Japanese male space ability is the terrorist vampire Yuta Akaishi who returned from the otherworld, single-handedly created a new round of Fukushima nuclear crisis, and was finally killed by the three powers: China, Japan and Russia - So, if you want to shoot a space, the actress is naturally the Miss Shikame Flame, and the actor candidate has to be provided by China.
After learning the news, Peng Youzhi and Xiao Huaidan, the two astronauts, were scared into a cold sweat!
In the traditional values of Chinese men, it is not a very serious sin to be more merry in the relationship between men and women, but it would be very humiliating to make an A-movie. Not to mention that it is the first space pornography in history - according to the imagination of the aerospace department, this is a necessary science and education film for China's aerospace-related colleges, and it will be watched and admired by thousands of younger generations in the aerospace industry! And you can't play mosaic!
Not to mention that in the weightless environment of space, the blood in the human body will not be like on the earth, because the effect of gravity is concentrated in the lower body, but evenly distributed throughout the body, resulting in insufficient blood supply to the lower body, making it difficult for a man's fleshy rod to get an erection, and even if he has an erection, it is difficult to "stiffen" it...... Imagine your "Microsoft" nakedness being projected on the big screen in a lecture hall, and being twittered by a group of students commenting "This guy's 'little brother' is so small", "How soft as a muffin", "It seems that you have to eat dozens of Viagra to get hard". Peng Youzhi and Xiao Huaidan all felt that not to mention being a dignified man, even a dog should commit suicide in shame
Fortunately, for the bold idea of sending male actors to cooperate with Japan to shoot space pornography, although the mainstream opinion of the Chinese aerospace industry is to be happy to see it happen, there are also some people who express firm opposition, and Zuihou failed to reach a clear conclusion, allowing the two astronauts to escape.
But despite this, they were forced to shoot some very shameful images - they finally didn't get their faces out.
Prior to this, the Sanae Rika witch, who had always been undisciplined, also persuaded Wang Qiu "tirelessly".
“…… Nana, Qiu Jun, are you really not interested in playing an actor? It's fun to have sex in space! ”
“…… This, with this Japanese beauty named Kameyan, I personally think it doesn't matter! But if you want to make it into a favorite aiqing action movie and give it to the audience of Shijie carefully, then forget it! ”
Wang Qiu touched his nose and smiled bitterly, and at the same time activated his ability to send a special space capsule painted with a cute pink color to the lunar orbit through a wormhole, "...... Also, I've heard that it's very dangerous to do that kind of thing in space, and if you're not careful, you can break the stick! ”
“…… It's not so dangerous, you should trust Miss Shikame's professionalism......"
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At 5 p.m. Beijing time on November 29, China's lunar spacecraft "Wugang 13" landed in the "Jinghai" area of the moon as scheduled.
At the same time, another even more sensational and explosive news was released by the relevant authorities through the media, which caused an uproar in an instant.
-- China actually helped Japan carry out manned space activities and sent a Japanese female astronaut to the "Guanghangong" lunar orbital space station!
What's even more sensational is that this Japanese female astronaut Miss Kameyan is still a professional AV actress, and Jihua is filming an "aiqing action movie" called "A Day in the Life of a Cosmic Girl" in the universe...... The enthusiasm of the vast number of sullen netizens around the world was detonated all of a sudden!
The media also have different views on this matter, with some lamenting the moral decline of Japanese astronauts and some praising the bold innovators in Japan's space industry...... In short, with the commotion of the world, "A Day in the Life of a Cosmic Girl" started filming quietly in a studio at the end of the sky. (To be continued.) )