Chapter 250: Jokes

Everyone's eyes looked at her, especially the woman who had been knocked off, and when she saw the garrison's wife get up to speak, she only felt full of grievances to confide, and she felt extremely relieved.

She is not alone, she has a guard wife behind her to rely on, and the eyes of a woman who has already been a mother of two children can't help but turn red.

"But the girl says she is a capable person?" Liu Meibao said with a smile.

Miss Zheng was not annoyed when she heard this, but just glanced at her with disdain.

"At least better than you." She said unceremoniously, patting the waist knife she was carrying at her waist.

"I know that Miss Zheng dislikes us for not knowing how to use knives, guns and sticks, and we can't get on the horse to kill the enemy, but everyone in this world has their own strengths and uses, so I don't dare to talk like this." Liu Meibao said with a smile, with a bit of reprimanding the naughty demeanor of the child.

What did Miss Zheng say with her mouth shut, but Liu Meibao didn't leave her a chance.

"These women take care of the housework at home, teach each other husband and children, and support their in-laws, so that these adults have no worries and enjoy the joy of family. She then laughed, gesturing at the women behind her.

Miss Zheng looked at her and snorted.

"I can't talk about you, I know that you women with sharp teeth can make sense." She raised her chin slightly, and said with a little disdain, "Say whatever you like, and think whatever I like." ”

"Miss Zheng, this is not something to say, but something to do." Liu Meibao looked at her and said with a smile, while looking at the generals who were a little overwhelmed by this situation, "But there are some things such as drinking water and knowing whether we are warm and cold, if you want to say that we women are useful or useless, helping our husbands or dragging down our husbands, outsiders are not accurate, adults are the most qualified to comment, aren't they?" ”

The generals didn't react to the question for a while, and they were a little dumbfounded. It's not that they haven't seen these women bickering, but in the eyes of these big men, they don't need to pay attention to them, how can a good man fight with a woman?

What does Mrs. Garrison want them to do by this?

"Madame is fortunate." Suddenly, one of the generals said, and stepped forward, and found his wife among the women, a little awkward, but still did not hesitate to say this.

The woman obviously did not expect that her husband would be honored as heaven. It is natural to serve her husband, and I have heard that some women who are pampered by their husbands will be praised by their husbands in private, but in front of so many people, the husband is so grateful to his wife, this is the first time in heaven and on earth.

The woman was so excited and ashamed that she could not say a word.

"Madame is fortunate."

"With my wife working for me, I can feel at ease outside..."

Immediately, all the generals reflected, and those men with rough skin and thick flesh followed one after another to stand in front of their wives and say words of thanks, while those with thin skin stood with red faces and couldn't speak, only expressed with their eyes.

For a while, the scene was extremely lively, and there were many brave people. The women were not shy anymore, and some of them hid their faces and smiled. There are also those who accept it calmly.

"What are you doing over there?" The crowd in the distance could not see and hear, and when they saw many men standing in front of the women, they hurriedly inquired.

"The adults are thanking their daughters-in-law." Detailed explanations are sent back from the front.

"Huh?"

"Thanks?"

"Thanks for what?"

In front of the stage, there was a lot of discussion, and some bold young people whistled and made fun.

"The fifteenth moon shines on the border in my hometown, and you miss me on the quiet night......"

At this time, a children's chorus suddenly sounded on the stage, gradually overshadowing the hustle and bustle below.

"....I work hard for my family. You have shed blood and sweat for your family, and you have half of you and half of me in your military achievements....."

Who is so clever, Liu Meibao couldn't help but look at the stage. Seeing a man with a crooked neck standing next to the pillar, seeing Liu Meibao looking busy, he hid behind the tent with some shame.

This is one of the people in charge of raising these children in Hedongbao, I heard that he was the gong and drum master of the opera troupe when he was young, and he was also in the wind in Yushu back then, but unfortunately he didn't know how to get sick, and his back was hunched and his neck was crooked, and he finally lost his job and didn't have to start a family to wander around to survive, because he was disabled, he was classified as a lonely old and disabled person in Hedong Fort, and like all the old and disabled, everyone wanted to make a contribution, so he picked up the skills he had and taught these children to sing and dance in Hedong Fort.

As with others, except for the first two sentences of the song, only the melody is Liu Meibao's contribution, at that time, Lu Yan was outside, she felt and hummed this, and was loved by other military women, because Liu Meibao couldn't remember the lyrics, everyone only hummed the tune, and gradually became the lullaby of the women of Hedongbao to coax their children.

I didn't expect this person to adapt it and sing it at this time, which is really appropriate, Liu Meibao nodded and smiled at the children on the stage.

At first, the soldiers who watched the play with their families followed the actions of the commanders and immediately expressed their gratitude to their daughters-in-law and parents, and then the people who were not military households also felt their own feelings and expressed their gratitude to their families.

Miss Zheng sat in place in a daze, looking at the crowd crying and laughing around her, and stood up suddenly.

"You know, these women can only play tricks, crying and making trouble, and the men here are also chattering and sick!" She spat heavily, lifted her feet and walked away, quickly disappearing into the crowd.

On this day, the temple fair sang more wonderful than before, but many years later, those old people forgot what they sang on the stage, and they all opened their toothless mouths to tell the children, but at that time it was rare.......

After this incident, everyone thought that the Zheng family girl would leave Pingyangwei in anger, but to everyone's surprise, the Zheng girl was completely like no one, and she should do whatever she wanted, but when she wanted to follow Lu Yan around, she was unceremoniously refused.

"Oh, is this a long face for your daughter-in-law?" Miss Zheng shook the horsewhip in her hand and asked with a smile.

"Little lady Zheng, this official has official business, so I can't accompany you to play." Lu Yan just replied, with an indifferent expression and undisguised alienation.

Miss Zheng sighed a few times, her eyes rolled on his face, and the soldiers beside Lu Yan who were only looking at him were embarrassed.

"Lu Yan, people say that you are tyrannical and easy to kill, and you have killed all the dissidents under your jurisdiction, I don't know if it's true or not?" She glared and laughed.

As soon as these words came out, the faces of those who heard them immediately changed, and the eyes of those pro-soldiers who looked at her again were not embarrassed but wary.

"What about the real or the fake?" Lu Yan replied lightly with a still expression.

"If it's true, I have to wonder if those people have offended your daughter-in-law? So you want to stand up for your daughter-in-law? Miss Zheng said with a smile.

At this moment, Lu Yan's personal soldiers were already angry when they looked at this soldier.

Lu Yan smiled, didn't say anything, and turned around to leave.

"Hey, Lu Yan, what's so good about your daughter-in-law." Miss Zheng walked around in front of him in a few steps to stop him, smiled, and looked at him, "If you look a little better, you are worthy of me." ”

The jaws of the soldiers were about to drop, and they stared at the girl.

Lu Yan looked at her and smiled.

To be honest, this man has a pretty good laugh.....

Rao is very hearty, and Miss Zheng couldn't help blushing slightly.

"You're not worthy of me." Lu Yan said.

With that, he strode away.

Miss Zheng reacted, ashamed and annoyed, and stomped her feet to call Lu Yan, who had already entered the barracks in a few steps.

Miss Zheng chased after her, but was stopped by the guards.

"There is urgent military business, and idlers are not allowed to enter." The guard said with a serious expression.

"Phew, what's the urgent military business?" Miss Zheng glared and shouted, "Do you want to coax a group of girls to play?" ”

How could this girl be so vulgar, the guards couldn't help frowning, but they resolutely refused to budge.

Miss Zheng's guard hurriedly ran over, wiped the sweat from her head, and approached her to say a few words.

"What's the hurry, aren't I heading home?" She said with a glare, impatient.

"The master said, there are thieves and slaves who have broken the Shanxi border, let's go back quickly." The guard said urgently.

"Afraid of what?" Miss Zheng pouted, "It's just right to come, I'm just killing the thief....hey.."

When she said this, she went back into the barracks, where she was stopped by the guards.

"How can that woman get in?" She said, gesturing.

The guard looked over and saw a stout officer walking towards the barracks with an angry face, followed by a woman not far behind him.

"People in the army have their own business." The guard said, turning his face away from looking.

"The woman! I mean the woman! Miss Zheng glared and shouted.

"I'm talking about the woman, too." The guard didn't have the slightest reverence for this soldier, and said with a glare.

"Huh?" Mrs. Zheng was stunned and watched the woman enter the barracks.

Wu Daqun stood in the barracks, emotional.

"My lord, if you don't like me, how should you fight and get angry, just don't humiliate my martial arts like this!" He said with a glare.

Lu Yan and the other seven or eight generals stopped discussing, looked over, and swept their eyes over Xie Siniang, who was standing behind Wu Daqun.

"I know," Wu Daqun gasped and shook his head and said, "It was me who was wrong, it was my old martial arts who played tricks, but Lao Wu I already knelt in front of your door shirtless and you were punished, you pretended to be good at the time, and promoted my old martial arts to this Pingyang Wei, I knew that there was no such cheap thing in this world, you just cut meat with a blunt knife and waited for me here..."

"How did I cut your flesh?" Lu Yan asked lightly.

"What do you mean by stuffing a in my ranks?" Wu Daqun's face turned red and his eyes red, and he stretched out his finger to Xie Siniang, "Aren't you kidding, my old Wu is not a man?" ”