Qiao San heard this, and said lightly: "That's because they are very idle, and men in our era will do these things if they are very idle." ”

"Cut." Ye Junyi put down the teacup with disdain, "My man should never be idle." Even when he has free time, he still has a lot of women waiting for him to coax. Have you ever heard of a saying? Men always feel that their wives are not as good as concubines, concubines are not as good as stealing, and those who steal are not as good as those who do not steal........"

"Ahem........"

Ye Junyi looked at Qiao San and coughed a little exaggeratedly, smacking his lips and saying, "What?" Sister doesn't believe it? Suddenly, she realized that this woman was only taller than ordinary women when she saw her in the underground palace, and now she looked more manly than a man in a man's clothes. Even, even burly, somewhat similar to her man's figure. Thinking that she had shared the bed with this woman for the past two nights, she couldn't help but get goosebumps all over her body. I couldn't help but take my finger and poke it a few times in the woman's chest, hard!

"What's wrong?"

Qiao San was stunned by her, and after seeing her poke again, he was stunned there, and asked her strangely.

Suddenly she remembered that she hadn't asked her to wrap her breasts in a cloth? Of course, it's hard to poke up. So I woke up immediately. He shook his legs leisurely and said, "I said, sister, why does your body look so long?" It looks a little like my man. Oh, don't dangle in front of my eyes, I miss him so much. ”

Qiao San, who was standing next to him, tilted the corners of his mouth slightly, lowered his head, and said, "I'll take you out when I'm injured in a few days, won't you be able to see your man then?" After that, you will stay together for a long time, and you will never be separated again. ”

Ye Junyi, who was still happy just now, suddenly had a silent face, looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, and said slowly: "No, I just need to go and see him again and accompany him through this difficulty." Then、Then I asked him to see his heart, he loved Yuqier, but I don't know why, he didn't see his heart clearly. They should be together as a family, what am I mixed in? In the 21st century, I will be a despised junior. ”

"Mistress?" Qiao San was stunned when he heard this.

"Yes, it's that someone else has a wife, and it's still stuck in the middle of two people. Well, this village is a nice place, I love it. After that, I will come back to live here. ”

"Fool." Qiao San sighed, touched her head and said, "It's okay to do anything, it's just that I think too much." Alone here, aren't you afraid of loneliness? ”

"Lonely?" Ye Junyi scratched his head, "I really haven't thought about this question yet." Why don't you just find a villager from this village and remarry........"

"Ahem........."

She squinted at Qiao San, who was coughing with some exaggerated words, and glanced at her mouth: "Is it so unacceptable for a woman to remarry here?" ”

"Yes, it's hard to accept," Qiao San replied hurriedly, "It's hard to accept." will make everyone look down on it. There is also a possibility that the villagers will not accept you at all and will directly drive you out. ”

Ye Junyi scratched his head again, the conditions here are not very good, and his head can't be washed: "That, that's okay." I'll try again when I get back. ”

"That's right," Qiao San breathed a sigh of relief and said earnestly, "Don't think about running away when something happens, maybe your man doesn't like that Yuqi'er." Maybe he just pitied her, just ........"

"Oops!"

Ye Junyi suddenly screamed, and then turned around in the room in a hurry. Qiao San looked at her strangely. After turning around more than a dozen times, she finally stopped, and said to Qiao San with a sad face: "It's over, I'm sure I can only be wronged and remarried." ”

"Why?" Qiao San looked at her dumbfounded.

She sighed and said like an allegro: "I just wanted to go back, dress up, be squeamish, and then seduce him at night, and work with him to make a person, as long as the time is chosen, you can succeed at one time." However, I suddenly remembered that I was only a teenager now, and I hadn't seen my period since I came here. Menstruation, you know? It's the menstrual event you are talking about, you have to come to this to get pregnant, of course, not everyone who menstruates will get pregnant........ Hey, it seems to be far away, this kind of common sense problem will be popularized for you in the future. Besides, since I haven't had a period now, it's naturally not easy to get pregnant. Of course, there are exceptions, and there have been reports of pregnant girls as young as nine years old abroad. But this ovulation period is difficult to grasp, which days are the easiest days to conceive a child? You can't seduce him every night for a month, right, isn't that a slut? But if I can't get pregnant, I don't even have a child, so I can only remarry, I can't be alone until I grow old, right? It's tragic........."

"Actually, he doesn't mind if you seduce him every night." Qiao San decisively interrupted her incoherent words, "He's a pervert, you seduce him every day, and he can't ask for it." It's better not to get pregnant for a month, then you still have to work hard next month, and it's better not to get pregnant next month, then you have to work hard next month; It's best to not be pregnant next month, then you have to work hard next month; Best ........"

"Ahh Oh, my God! ”

With that, she broke down and jumped on the bed and covered her head with the quilt. Qiao San next to him, the corners of his mouth are raised high, no one in this life can dare to speak so fast in front of him, he doesn't say much, but he always hits the vital point as soon as he says it..........

Although this Qiao San's injury was not very serious, but the arrow was highly poisonous that day, although it was used a little antidote at that time, but this poison seemed to be very powerful, and the patriarch said that if he didn't insist on taking his medicine every day, he wouldn't live for three days. The village is very remote, and the villagers are basically self-sufficient in the things they use. So Ye Junyi didn't dare to leave alone, so he had to wait for this unknown woman to be poisoned and go out with her.

For this reason, she was left behind to live with her fake husband in an ancestral hall in the village, helping the villagers with what they could, such as the teacher being busy and helping to teach the children; The silkworms of Aunt Li's house next door were not well fed, so she went over to guide them; There is also Aunt Zhou's child who didn't bring it, she often went to help hug and so on, plus the woman in red who was named Qiao San by her, she was still busy all day.

On the evening of the fourth day, she was busy late, and finally remembered that the "husband" at home didn't seem to have eaten dinner yet (in fact, the villagers all ate two meals, but this woman who looked like a real man was hungry every day, and she didn't eat two meals, which is also the reason why Ye Junyi helped the West family and Gu Dong's family every day. Of course, our fake men don't know about it. ), hurriedly took a bowl of millet given by Aunt Zhou and came back to cook.

The fake man Qiao San's body still looked very weak, he walked to the kitchen with his support to the wall, leaned against the door frame, and looked at Ye Junyi, who was choked with smoke and tears, with the corners of his mouth curled.

"Hungry?" Ye Junyi poured millet into the pot and asked her, "You go to the meeting, I'll be fine right away." ”

The fake man Qiao San leaned on the door frame and said with a lazy smile: "Madam, I don't think you are suitable to live in this village, and there will be no villagers who want you." ”

"Why?" Ye Junyi jumped over, turned around and asked him loudly, "Why?" ”

Qiao San said: "You think, you don't even know how to cook this most basic meal, of course, you have made a few meals to eat in the past few days, but it is so bad that I eat it when I am hungry." The women these villagers want to marry are those who can go up to the mountains to collect firewood, go down to the sea to catch fish, farm, weave, cook, and have children. Attention, ma'am, this is the point. Not only do they have to have children, but they also want the ones who can give birth, preferably three in two years, until they are seventy years old, I mean if you can still have children, and、Moreover, it must be mostly boys, and girls they don't need. So, madam, in your current state of not being able to have children, there will be no villagers who want it......."

"Bullshit!" When Ye Junyi heard this, he jumped with anger, took a spatula and said loudly to him, "A beauty like me, these villagers want to marry me?" And he has an idiom 'daydreaming'! Hmph, I said this yesterday, but I just assume that when there is a corner, then again, an independent woman like me in the new era, can live there, how can there be a corner? Hmph, these villagers want to marry me, but there is no door. They are not as good as my man, and even a hairy hair on him is ............"

"That's it," the corners of Qiao San's mouth curled high, "so you're not fit to live in a place like this, or find a way to get back to your man." Although he has a few concubines, at most you should put more effort into seducing him to your bed every night, and you will not allow him to get close to those concubines. Well, you see that you are like this, it is very suitable to be a wife of Houmen, maybe your man thinks about you every day and every hour, and it is too late to spoil you, how can he give you up to find those concubines? ”