Chapter 101: The Wisdom of Master Hao

In the control room, Hao Yi grabbed a grenade in his left hand and grabbed Simon's neck, and stretched out his right hand straight and obliquely, and the pistol flew straight into Hao Yi's hand after a flash of light blue light. Simon and the others were stunned by this magical scene, and their hearts were full of exclamation marks and question marks and some messy exclamation marks.

"Hehe, damn it, it's really enough to give Lao Tzu face!" Hao Yi was surprised and delighted, and secretly praised the superpower that appeared in time, so he pretended to be calm and relaxed, clicked and skillfully opened the bolt safety with one hand, raised the muzzle and swept the rebels in front of him.

For the sake of portability, the officers' guns are always equipped with small laser pistols equipped with energy blocks. Not only does this type of laser pistol have a short range, but it is also difficult to inflict fatal damage on Marines wearing heavy protective armor, unless it directly penetrates the weak parts of the armor and hits the Marine's vital point. As a result, officers' guns are often more symbolic than against armed men who are not wearing heavy armor.

Hao Yi, who was tacitly regarded as an outlaw by the rebels, coupled with this superpower performance, has completely made these officers, large and small, and even the marine wearing heavy CMC armor, have a nervous breakdown. Looking at the muzzle of the laser gun in the black hole, the seriously injured Larsi and the two majors turned as white as snow, and the legs of the Marine who was holding Larsi began to tremble uncontrollably.

"Woo!" Simon, who was caught under Hao Yi's arm, had beads of sweat the size of beans on his forehead, and he barely raised his head and shouted vaguely to Hao Yi with pleading eyes.

"Shut up! You are an old immortal, if you quarrel again, I will collapse you first! Haoyi was very uncomfortable by Simon's snorting, and said scoldingly: "Dog, it's all you guys who are full of food and have nothing to do, and your eggs hurt when you're idle, so you can take off your eggs at home and play marbles!" It's okay to fuck a bird independent, so that Lao Tzu ran half the universe to play with you, yay, it's really a bunch of unfucked second goods! ”

Haoyi's quick scolding once again made Simon and the other rebels speechless.

"Hey, that pebble-headed guy!" After Haoyi scared Simon into silence again, the muzzle of the gun turned to Larhi and said, "What about you!" Damn, why are your men so inked, aren't they ready? ”

"......" Larshi, who was full of black lines, twitched the corners of his mouth, and was about to speak, when the door of the control room behind him opened again, and the captain who ran out earlier hurriedly came in and whispered a few words in Larshi's ear.

"The car is ready!" Larxi took a breath, settled down and was a little confused by Haoyi's fear, and reluctantly spoke.

"Hehe, what a curse to the lord!" Haoyi pursed his lips and muttered dissatisfiedly, and was about to push Simon to walk out, when he suddenly remembered an important matter.

"Old fellow, untie your belt!" Haoyi held a pistol and a Simon temple, and suddenly said something amazing.

“!” Simon bit the grenade in his mouth that could kill him at any time, his eyes widened, he was stunned for a moment, and then protested desperately, "Woo, woo! ”

"Woo, your uncle!" Haoyi impatiently reversed the gun handle and gave Simon a hammer, and scolded: "If you don't want to be crushed immediately, just do what Lao Tzu says!" And you, all of you have untied your belts! ”

"What?" Larxi and the others looked at each other in shock, not knowing what Haoyi was playing.

A laser beam hit the soles of Larhi and the others' feet, burning the steel floor into a black hole the size of a peeing cow pill, which shocked the rebels.

"Damn, is Lao Tzu holding a toy gun in his hand?" Haoyi glared at him and shouted angrily, waved his pistol and swept the rebels in front of him, scolding: "And you, damn it, aren't you afraid of laser pistols if you wear a turtle shell?" Take it off for Lao Tzu immediately! Hao Yi scolded the rebel who was wearing land armor, although he was wearing armor himself, but this thing actually scolded that it was a turtle shell without blushing and heartbeat.

Under the threat of Haoyi's voice, Larxi and the others, including Simon, who was sandwiched under Haoyi's arm like an old bear catching chickens, had to blush with old faces, unbuckled his trouser belts reluctantly, and pulled out a belt.

"Damn, if there are a bunch of naked beauties lying on the ground, you dogs can take off their pants faster than anyone else!" Seeing these guys grinding, Hao Yi couldn't help but be a little angry, brandished a pistol and scolded: "The guy who just jumped out of the turtle shell, go and string several of your commanders to Lao Tzu with a belt, yes, yes, just wear a belt buttonhole like that, and tie the two of them together!" ”

Under Haoyi's meticulous and patient "teaching", a very dramatic scene appeared. Larci, along with the two majors and a captain, each with his pants in his hands, was directly tied by a belt, his face full of embarrassment and resentment, but helpless. The rebel soldier who was ordered by Hao Yi not only accurately completed the task assigned by Hao Yi, but his face was probably flushed because he was holding back a smile.

"Damn, don't laugh at it, go out and find a few grenades for Lao Tzu to come in!" Haoyi saw that the soldier was busy, and shouted again, turned his head and shouted to Simon, who was looking at Larch and the others in a daze: "Old immortal, don't be idle, quickly wrap yourself around your neck!" yes, that's it, tied to my left arm, hurry, fuck, do you want to get this grenade right now? ”

So, in this way, Simon was wrapped around his neck with a belt of his own, and the other end of the belt was tied to Haoyi's arm. After Simon was done, Haoyi slowly took out the grenade stuffed in Simon's mouth, and then in the surprised eyes of the rebels, he slowly picked up the pull tab on the ground and reinstalled it, and then hung it on the belt that bound him and Simon.

The reason why Haoyi did this is actually very simple. He knew that it would take at least five to seven seconds for a grenade fuse to explode after it was fired. And this time is enough for Simon and the others to escape. Just imagine, if these dogs arranged snipers outside the control room, once Hao Yi was directly killed in the first time, then Simon would have enough time to break free of Hao Yi and run out of the explosion range of the grenade.

But now, even if Haoyi is killed by a sniper for the first time, it will be difficult for Simon to untie the belt buckle that is tied up for a while. And for the sake of insurance, Hao Yi tied the belt with one hand, and said to Simon in a shy: "Old immortal, Young Master Ben appreciates his face, if your subordinates are restless, then let you accompany Young Master Ben to meet Satan today!" ”

"Hey!" The old and spicy Simon also understood Haoyi's intentions for the first time, and sighed a little convincingly and said, "Soldier, can I ask you a question now?" ”

"What?" Haoyi was stunned, not knowing what this old guy wanted to ask.

"Are you a ghost agent of the Federal Military Department?"