Ryuichi: "There was a hole in the stomach, and it came out on its own." I've already given you a potion and bandaged the wound! ”

Li Hong touched the cloth on his stomach, felt it with his heart, and said in surprise: "Hey, it doesn't hurt at all." It seems to be the one who made trouble. ”

As he spoke, he was about to get up. Long Yi hurriedly pressed: "Don't move, just bandaged you, don't open the mouth again if you move." ”

Li Hong smiled "hehe": "I don't know my body yet, it doesn't hurt at all, where to go." Show me what the hell it is! ”

As he spoke, he got up. Squatted down in front of the blood cell again, poked it with his finger, and said with a smile: "What kind of pregnancy, this is clearly a big blood cell." It's not a little skinny. Any of you who says I'm pregnant, says I'm born, I'll give you an end! ”

Long Yi smiled and said: "Anyway, it came out of your belly, what do you say this is not called pregnancy or birth?" ”

Li Hong smiled "hehe", picked up the blood ball with an iron shovel, walked to the stone slab, put it down, and said to Qi Xiaoting who came with him: "Xiaoting, do you have a knife!" ”

Qi Xiaoting: "Take it." He then took out a short dagger and handed it to Li Hong.

Li Hong picked it on the blood ball with a dagger, "poof", a stream of blood came out, jumped up, and sprayed Li Hong's face.

Li Hong was nauseous for a while, and vomited loudly with a "wow", until he vomited out the yellow-green bile, and then stopped vomiting.

The blood in the blood cells flowed down the ground. Wherever the blood flows, the slate dissolves. The stone slabs are smooth, the blood and water are unobstructed, and the wolf's teeth are more than a square meter. In the end, only a thin layer of skin remained, which also dissolved into the soil.

Li Hong got the blood on his hands and face, and Qi Xiaoting hurriedly called for water: "Wash it quickly, it's bloody, it's disgusting to look at!" ”

Li Hong rubbed his hands with a smile, and suddenly said in surprise: "My fingers are soft, you see, scratching, clenching fists, you can do it." ”

I moved my limbs again, and I was no longer stiff, and I could bend and stretch as much as I wanted: "It's good, it's back to the time when I didn't be a bloody person hundreds of years ago!" ”

Li Hong was overjoyed, jumping and jumping like a child with two bloody hands.

Qi Xiaoting hurriedly took away the basin of clear water and said to Li Hong: "You have opened the bone crack." You can't open the bone gap and put cold water, you wait a while, I'll boil you some hot water. ”

After speaking, he poured a pot of water into the Dan furnace, and sacrificed a ball of flame to burn.

Suddenly, hot air came out of the Dan furnace, Qi Xiaoting poured hot water into the water again, touched it, it was not cold or hot, but it was mild, so Li Hong washed it by hand.

"It's a hassle. I've been doing it for hundreds of years, and I haven't washed my face with hot water. Li Hong complained.

Qi Xiaoting: "Women do a confinement and open a bone seam, and they have to raise a child for a month after giving birth, so it is called 'confinement'." Don't drink cold water, don't blow cool breezes, and don't eat raw and cold food for a month.

"You finally opened the bone seams, and it was like raising a confinement child, maintaining it for a month, and it would be fine in the future. If you don't maintain it well and fall ill, you have to wait until the next time you give birth to a child. I don't think you're willing to have a second child! ”

Li Hong: "Go and go, don't make fun of me." This time it almost killed me. There will be a second time, and you will not let me live? ”

Qi Xiaoting: "Or I said let you keep it so well!" ”

Long Yi pursed his lips and smiled on the side, but Jiao Na laughed so much!

After Li Hong cleaned himself up, he shouted that he was hungry. It happened that Long Yi cooked dinner, and Li Hong ate bowl after bowl, and the rice of the three of them (because Li Hong didn't eat, Long Yi didn't cook it for him.) He finished eating alone and said he wasn't full. Qi Xiaoting and Long Yi hurriedly made a pot of thick pimple soup, and he ate more than half of it before saying that he had just stopped his hunger.

"Are you going out to catch small animals tonight?" Qi Xiaoting teased him.

Li Hong grinned: "Don't let me eat it, it's disgusting to think about it now." ”

Long Yi said happily: "It seems that his diet has changed. ”

"Hey, Xiaoting, I was in a daze just now, what did you bring in a general?" Li Hong was full of food and drink, and he also asked for something else.

Qi Xiaoting: "When I picked the fruit for you, I was caught by a rabbit demon in a hole in the ground with a strange wind, and I couldn't move." Long Yi sent a paper crane to Bian Xiangu for help, and he was a heavenly soldier sent by Bian Xiangu.

"This heavenly general is also a native of Jianjin Prefecture, and he is the fifth scud rabbit under Zhang Dianhua, the martial champion of Liuchang Village. Now I am practicing by Bian Xiangu's side, because I met a rabbit demon, and Bian Xiangu sent him. ”

"We still have a martial champion in Jianjin Prefecture?" The two men asked almost at the same time.

Qi Xiaoting: "Yes, it was during the Daoguang period of the Qing Dynasty, hundreds of years later than you, so you don't know."

"Actually, this martial champion has never fought or sat in office, and people say that he is not a martial champion by virtue of his true ability, but obtained by luck, and it is not very far away in Jianjin Prefecture."

Ryuichi: "What's going on?" And those who got lucky to get the champion? Tell me about it. ”

Li Hong: "Yes, Xiaoting, tell us quickly, and this rabbit five, how he became a general." ”

Qi Xiaoting: "Well, there are different statements in the details, but they are generally the same, I will tell you what I have collected."

According to historical records: Zhang Dianhua was extraordinary in appearance when he was a teenager and was more powerful. When he was a child, he was responsible for the foul play when he was a child, so he started martial arts and practiced a good martial arts.

"In the twenty-fourth year of Daoguang in the Qing Dynasty, the twenty-one-year-old Zhang Dianhuajing Township tried the palace test, even the first place in the martial arts and Jinshi, the emperor appointed the martial champion, and was named the first-class guard in front of the emperor, and gave the Qianqing Gate to walk.

But folk legends say that Zhang Dianhua's martial champion was not obtained by real ability, but by luck, and he was praised and criticized.

"Legend has it that Emperor Daoguang had a dream on the first night of the palace exam, in which an immortal told him that one of the people who came to take the exam tomorrow was the Black Tiger Star. This person's martial arts are incomparably good in the world, if he guards the jade gate of Kyoto, he can protect the country and the people, and the Haiyan River is clear.

"Emperor Daoguang was surprised and asked what the signs were, and the immortal said, 'Touch the Nine Dragon Pillars with your hand as a memory!'

"The next day, Emperor Daoguang arrived at the school early to see what kind of person was touching the Nine Dragon Pillars.

"In the examination room, there is a grabbing stone lock. When it was Zhang Dianhua's turn to practice in front of the hall, he felt sweat on his hands, and he was afraid that he would not be able to grasp the stone lock, so he wiped it on the nine dragon pillars in front of the hall.

Seeing this, the emperor responded to the words of the immortal in his dream. Seeing that he was shaped like an iron tower and burly and strange, he immediately issued a decree to stop the test, and named him the first martial champion and the first-class guard in front of the emperor.

After Zhang Dianhua served as the first-class guard in front of the palace, he went home to worship his ancestors, save his relatives, and build a mansion. The Zhuangyuan Mansion had just been completed, and the emperor sent someone to send a holy decree ordering him to go to Kyoto to guard the Jade Gate.

"Zhang Dianhua knew that he was not competent, so he lied that he was 'windy', and in today's words, he has a cold. The herald listened to the harmonic sound and replied that the new champion of science and technology was 'Wind Demon'.

"'Wind Demon' means insane, Emperor Daoguang is very sorry, and he will pass the decree: Zhang Zhuangyuan will all be sent according to his fortune.

In the future, Zhang Zhuangyuan stayed at home for the rest of his life and did not ask about the world, and he took rabbit hunting as a pastime all the year round, but he spent his whole life. It was laughed at by later generations as the 'rabbit champion'! ”

"This legend may be wrong, right?"

As soon as Qi Xiaoting finished speaking, Long Yi put forward his opinion:

"I heard that the imperial examination system is very strict, just like the "Legend of Mao Peng" you sorted out, the boy test, the township test, and the palace test, which level can't pass the test. Even if it is dark and there are unspoken rules, but if you can go to the Beijing Palace to test, you can't be selected without a little real kung fu. ”

Li Hong: "That's it! Did he offend people, someone deliberately arranged him! ”

Qi Xiaoting: "I also have questions about this, and I have asked his descendants. His descendants said: The official position of 'first-class guard in front of the emperor' is at best only the emperor's bodyguard.

"His daily duty is only to wear his whole body and stand in a compartment when the emperor is in court, and walk into the puppet. The guards on duty had neither the opportunity nor the right to speak. This is true for one class, and so for each class.

"It may be because of this boring and cruel court life that this martial champion in his prime has gradually become a 'misanthropy'. Later, there was a saying that 'Wind Rising' was misrepresented as 'Wind Demon', and he didn't come out of the house anymore, and he no longer cherished fame! ”

Ryuichi: "This explanation makes sense. ”

Li Hong: "Xiaoting, don't you know how to write stories, add this." Even if we can't live forever, we can't be passed on like a bear!

"Xiaoting, tell me about the person who came just now, I seem to have heard in a daze that it has something to do with Wu Zhuangyuan Zhang Dianhua!"

Qi Xiaoting: "This heavenly general is a cronie under Zhang Dianhua. The surname Mu is called Yes. He was the fifth among his brothers, and when he was young, people called him 'Little Five', and when he was old, they called him 'Old Five', but they ignored his real name.

"As for the origin of his 'Rabbit Five', there is another story:

"Wu Zhuangyuan Zhang Dianhua is reluctant to be an official, when he is idle at home, he loves to go to the field to hunt rabbits and birds, and Mu Youchang follows around.

"One year later, Zhang Dianhua went to the field to hunt rabbits again, walked and walked, and picked up a rabbit, Zhang Dianhua raised his gun to fight, Mu You said: 'Master Zhang, don't fight, I'll catch it!'

"Zhang Dianhua knew that he was fast on his feet, and he didn't know that he could catch a rabbit, so he smiled and said, 'If you can't catch him, I can shoot you!'

After Mu You agreed, he chased the rabbit that was running away.

It didn't take long for him to catch it, but instead of catching it, he patted the rabbit's ass and teased it. The rabbit ran away, and he chased after it. When the rabbit couldn't run, he grabbed its ears with one hand and its hind legs with the other hand and sent it to Zhang Dianhua.

From then on, he was nicknamed Scud Bunny Five.

When the emperor sent an envoy to transfer Zhang Dianhua, the champion of martial arts, to go to war, Zhang Dianhua was reluctant to go, so he resigned from the envoy under the pretense of the wind. He also asked his family to write a letter and send it to the emperor.

"The messenger is Scud Rabbit Five. When the rabbit entered the capital on the fifth day, the envoy who rode to the state of Jianjin had not yet returned to the capital......"