Chapter 61: The Two Drunkards [Third Update]

Bai Xiaohai and Du Kang slowly walked into the Five Elements Academy, although Bai Xiaohai muttered a little in his heart, but this old man just didn't say what can you do to people?

Walking into the living room, the first thing I saw was that Wang Fatzi was drinking tea with the old god. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Bai Xiaohai's heart burned with a fire.

"You fat man, who made you sit here and drink tea? Don't you know that your wounds haven't healed yet?"

"Oops...... Xiaohai, don't be angry and twist my ears, okay? Oh, can't you go back?"

In this way, Wang Fatzi, who had just come out to let off steam, was dragged into the room by Bai Xiaohai with his ears twisted.

The dean looked at the scene of the two of them fighting and smiled with relief.

"This kid named Xiaohai is good, I haven't seen you for a long time. After speaking, Du Kang leaned forward slightly and saluted.

"Don't come to that set. But you seem to be dressed quite cleanly today, whose clothes did you steal?"

"I didn't steal it, it's ...... Is it good to borrow?"

"If you didn't steal, you didn't steal, as for being so nervous? Don't say that your kid is well maintained, tell me how to maintain it?"

"Forehead ......"

"I know you don't want to say it, so forget it. How many days are you going to spend here?"

"I ......"

"Stay overnight, Mi Xue, prepare the meal, there are guests coming. With that, the dean ran out to find someone to prepare the meal.

"It's still the same, and I won't be given a chance to speak. Du Kang smiled helplessly.

Old friends met, and everyone had a very happy meal in the evening.

Lu's desert, all year round the sky full of yellow sand flying, in addition to the yellow sand is the endless rocky Gobi. This is the forbidden area of death for mankind, and this is a barren land forgotten by the gods.

Boom - a stone table polished from bluestone shattered in response.

"What are you talking about, my son is going to break away from the Tuzong?" an old man with a ruddy face roared angrily.

"This is a letter of severance from your son, and there is nothing written elsewhere, and there is one sentence in it that I agree with very much!" said an old man with a sven appearance.

"You know I don't know how to read, hurry up, or I'll bury you alive." ”

"Cut, it's all desert sand, is it interesting that you threaten me with this?"

"Then you should hurry up! I don't know how I spent so much time with you chronicle. ”

"The letter probably means that being a son by your side for sixty years can be regarded as filial piety. For the remaining decades, he was ready to live for himself. Isn't that good?" the old man couldn't help but laugh after reading it.

"Fart, Lao Tzu has raised him for so many years, and now he won't recognize me if he doesn't recognize me?

"Where else can I go? Five Elements Academy, they are all so old, and they are still full of muscles. There's really no way to take you, but it seems that Lao Gao has already sent someone to clean up the portal, so you can do it yourself!"

"What? Du Gao, that old boy sent someone to kill my Du Lei's son? He doesn't want to live? Or go to the Five Elements Academy to kill people? His subordinates don't want to live! That old lady of the Five Elements is not easy to mess with, if you are in a hurry, you won't hit our base camp. "Du Lei is a real boss, not to mention culture, it is quite difficult to figure out what words are. But this old guy's strength is undoubted, and the strongest is defense. As for how strong it is, no one has seen it for a long time.

"You're finally smarter, if you put it in the old girl, maybe you would really kill it, but now it shouldn't be. At such an old age, hasn't your temper changed at all?" Thinking of that crazy woman with an arsenal, Du Min, who has always been known for her Sven, is hard to find a more appropriate word to describe that madman than an old lady.

The 'old lady' or crazy woman in their mouth is the current dean of the five elements.

"Old Sven, it was all twenty years ago, don't you keep mentioning it, okay?" Du Lei blushed rarely.

"Haha...... You know you're most afraid of bringing it up. Isn't it just a matter of clothes, and you're still embarrassed. Haha......"

"Don't you really need to remind Du Gao that old guy?" Du Lei said with some concern.

"I'll go talk about it, I guess I can't persuade that old stubborn, there's no way you can tell you whether we were born by a mother. How come I have you two simple-minded brothers here? Even though I'm a younger brother, I have to worry about the affairs of you brothers all day long. No wonder Kangkang is leaving here, and now that I want to get out, I find it better to be with that crazy woman than with you two. ”

"What about you, what about people? Did you run away again? If you kid has the ability, don't come to me for tea!" Du Lei's roar resounded in the sky.

The Five Elements Academy is now a real singing and dancing.

"When did this old woman become so generous, and what is her relationship with this old drunkard?" Bai Xiaohai muttered to himself.

To be honest, this dinner was really a bit too rich, and there were only a few people in total, and they actually got two large tables full of food.

"You're really here today, guess what I bought?" the dean leaned over to Du Kang's side with a flushed face.

"Tell me, you won't buy Su Ye Bar! That thing only bears fruit once in ten years, and it has very few fruits. Did you really get that kind of wine?" Du Kang was completely excited at this time, he was already a heavy drinker, and there was a drinking friend who could compare to him today.

"That is, you will go back tomorrow, or I will keep this wine for three and a half years. ”

"This is a good way for you, let's stop drinking it today, wouldn't it be better to save it for ten years and then drink it?" Du Kang looked at the dean with drunken eyes.

"Ten years? How many more decades do we have? The youth era is over, and now only the remnants are left, there is wine today, let's get drunk tomorrow!" After speaking, the dean drank a large bowl of spirits under Bai Xiaohai's stunnedness.

"Refreshing! I like to drink with old ladies like you!" Du Kang, who was a little carried away, did not notice the black line in the dean's head.

"You...... Call...... I...... Miscellaneous...... "The dean said word by word.

"I ...... I...... Help!" With a scream, Du Kang was completely tragic.

"Is there anyone here who is a normal person!" Bai Xiaohai saw that the dean didn't use any soul energy, and beat Du Kang violently, it was really fist-to-flesh, and it was extremely enjoyable. After being beaten violently, the two of them drank again.

The depressed Bai Xiaohai took out a cigarette that had been stored for a long time from the space ring, and the cigarette was lit as soon as he rubbed his fingers. Then I took a hard sip, and the spicy stimulation was really enjoyable. Now Bai Xiaohai rarely smokes, one reason is that there is not much inventory. The second reason is that when he thinks of smoking, the first thing that comes to his mind is the teacher who squatted on the ground and smacked his cigarette butt.

"Now I don't know what happened to those two old guys, and I don't know if Master's cigarettes are enough to smoke. I'll definitely go back and check it out when I've achieved something. Bai Xiaohai secretly made up his mind in his heart. Just when Bai Xiaohai was traveling all over the world, the wine table was turned upside down again.

Now Bai Xiaohai really knows why there are only a few people who have to prepare two tables of dishes. Because no one likes to eat at the same table with two people who are willing to play drunk.

It's not going to be fought again, but one is passively beaten, and the other is actively violent.