Chapter 565: Men and Women Are Enchanted
Bai Yangbai wants to cry without tears, can this still be called a small accident? He pointed to the "little earthworm" in Xiao Suxin's lower body and screamed, "Isn't this little JJ?" How did she become a man! It turns out that your needle can pierce a woman into a man, it's so evil! ”
He Angelica rolled his eyes and said coldly: "Please don't talk nonsense, I have practiced medicine for many years, and I have never encountered such a thing, it must be that there is something wrong with your medicine, Qianjun, it must be that Yin Pills and Yang Pills cannot be eaten separately, and you still boast that you can nourish Yin and nourish your face." Pointing at the phallus that came out of Xiao Suxin's body, he sneered, "It can be seen that it is nonsense, it is simply a reversal of yin and yang!" ”
Bai Yangbai glanced at the "woman" carcass on the bed, first looked at the male organs of the lower body, and then looked at the delicate breasts of the upper body, and asked with a fragmented emotion: "Is she a man now, is she a woman, or ...... Monster? ”
He Angelica raised his left eyebrow and said, "Qianjun, haven't you known Miss Xiao for a long time?" Of course she's human, how can she be a monster? Don't talk nonsense, the wicked people in the world are much more terrible than the man-eating monsters, she is just a sleeping person, what are you afraid of, what are you afraid of, what are you running? ”
Bai Yangbai was so frightened that he ran to the door, looking like he was about to escape at any time. His heart was greatly shocked, and he suddenly had an epiphany of the true meaning of the so-called "pink skeleton" of Buddhism, and covered his chest and said: "It's not a human, it's not a demon, mom, it's a shemale!" I didn't expect that the Yin Pill of Tai Chi Pill and the continuous effect of Yunqi Acupuncture would turn people into shemales! How can it be swollen? Isn't the effect of the combination of two swords supposed to be invincible? ”
He Angelica looked at Xiao Suxin's sleeping face and judged: "Now that three days have passed, the medicinal effect of the Tai Chi Pill has passed, and she has changed from a thirty-year-old appearance to twenty-four or five, it can be seen that my acupuncture method and your treasure medicine, the combination of the two swords and the strong combination of the two still has played a certain positive role, but Qianjun, you should be blamed for this matter, you really shouldn't separate the Yin Pill and the Yang Pill, you should give her the whole pill." ”
"Blame me?!" Bai Yangbai screamed, "I gave you the other half of the pill to eat, don't you have a responsibility, girl?" ”
His voice shook the sky, and the soft and weak He Angelica was immediately roared out of a layer of crystal tears by him, his eyes were shiny and watery, and his soft little hands covered his mouth and cried: "Is it swollen like this?" Am I also responsible? I wasn't also coaxed by you into eating that yang pill. ”
Bai Yangbai was reminded by her, and hurriedly looked her up and down, so anxious that she almost wanted to take off her eyeballs and put them in her clothes to see if there was anything more or less. He stepped out of the door with one foot in the door, and asked hesitantly: "Girl, you haven't become Xiao Suxin, have you?" ”
He Angelica smacked him: "Dare to say this as a teacher, do you still want to learn acupuncture?" "How could she make such a mistake? In fact, since taking the Yang Pill of Tai Chi Pills, and later consolidating some "key parts" with Yunqi acupuncture, she can no longer find the slightest flaw in her body. is still lamenting that the effect of Tai Chi pills and acupuncture is so wonderful, who knew that Xiao Suxin, who used Yin pills and acupuncture for several days, became ......
Bai Yangbai said with a bitter face: "I finally studied for the past few days, and today I feel a little enlightened, just now I witnessed her lower body grow that thing, the old man only felt that the spine was cold, and all the things he learned in the past few days were forgotten!" ”
"That's none of my business," He Angelica spread his hands and shrugged, "I've tried my best to teach you, but you're too stupid, and now Xiao Suxin, who is using the professor, has also broken it, and when Meng Qigongzi comes back, I'll see how you explain it to him." She stretched her waist and said with a long yawn, "No, I can't hold on, staying up late every day is really fatal, you can clean up the aftermath, I will rest in the farmhouse in the north for another night, and I will return to Yangzhou tomorrow." ”
Bai Yangbai hid behind the door in fear, shook his head again and again, and said: "No, I'm old, my eyes are shallow, and I can't see monsters, I beg Master, you can do well, put clothes on her, and I will go into the house to remove my soul locking array." ”
He Angelica began to refuse, it can be seen that Bai Yangbai didn't know which nerve was touched, and she was indeed frightened, so she had to do it for her and put on a small coat and a middle coat for the naked body on the bed. She was about to leave, but Bai Yangbai stopped her and asked, "Then do we succeed in saving her now, will her JJ have to be like this in the future?" ”
He Angelica said innocently: "It was you who gave her the pills, and it was you who said that acupuncture can help her lock the medicinal properties and retain her youthful appearance, and then complained that the acupuncture method was too difficult, and it was you who asked for a few more demonstrations on Miss Xiao." I always say to find some cats and dogs to practice, or make a dummy out of wood, you have to say that you have more feelings for the living, otherwise it will be difficult to learn. Look, this is all the trouble you caused, and I can't cover it, you go and explain it to the Seventh Prince yourself, I will go back to Yangzhou tomorrow. ”
As soon as she finished speaking, Bai Yangbai hurriedly stopped her and asked, "Where are you going back to Yangzhou, you will leave it alone here?" If it weren't for your husband and wife, I wouldn't have come to Qingzhou. ”
He Angelica saw that Bai Yangbai had been cowering since she saw Xiao Suxin turn into a shemale, it was a kind of fear from the heart rather than pretending, she couldn't help but be strange, and asked: "Although Miss Xiao has had a small accident in her body, she is still young after all, and she looks only three years older than before, as long as it is said that she is sick and haggard, no one will particularly care about this, why are you so scary?" Miss Xiao has never seen your face, she is looking for the perpetrator to seek revenge, but she can't find you. ”
Bai Yangbai's face was cloudy, his lips opened and closed several times, and he looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, and finally said in his heart, I was afraid that I couldn't hide it, so I told her, and there were many people who thought of a way. So he told her a story, a legend that had been passed down for hundreds of years, and the content was extremely strange. He Angelica was also frightened after hearing this, and then looked back at Xiao Suxin who was sleeping, his eyes changed a little, and finally muttered: "Her situation is not the same as the situation of the 'legendary person', and besides, there is no trace of internal strength in her body, Qianjun, you are still not at ease, then I will teach you a way." ”
Bai Yangbai hurriedly humbly asked for advice, he was distracted at the moment, and he was completely led by the nose. So He Angelica attached his ear, and a wisp of Lan Zhi touched his nose lightly, and taught it like this, Bai Yangbai's face was slightly pale when he heard it, and then he nodded again and again, and said with a long sigh of relief, "It's very, very good." So, he asked He Angelica to accompany him, and muttered a curse to Xiao Suxin, if the spell worked, then within 100 days, she would be "castrated", and the worst would not happen.
After the aftermath was completed, Bai Yangbai had no intention of staying in Qingzhou for a long time, packed his bags, and wanted to set off on the moonlight that night. He asked He Angelica where he was going to Yangzhou, and if he needed him to give her a ride. He Angelica said with a smile: "I have been with you for a few days, I feel that I have gained a lot physically and mentally, and it must be a very happy thing to want to come and walk with you, but I suddenly remembered some private matters, so I won't go together this time." ”
Bai Yangbai thought that the acupuncture formula had been mastered, although he still didn't really learn the Yunqi acupuncture method in the end, but now he has mastered a little bit, just like his martial arts, just use it, and don't rely on it to eat. So he said goodbye to He Angelica and went to another place.
He Angelica stood alone under the moon, watching Bai Yangbai's silver-gray figure disappear into the shadows, looking back at this deep mansion compound full of agricultural interest, but his thoughts drifted to a far away place.
The past few days with Bai Yangbai have indeed benefited her a lot, since she took that Tai Chi pill Yang pill, there have been fragments of various impressions, and I have found her in bits and pieces, some of which are very distant and vague; Some of them are very strange and bizarre; There are also others, and there is one of the characters in them, but she looks to be at least twenty-five years old, and she is wearing very gorgeous clothes, with complicated forehead ornaments, which looks like the outfit of a married woman, and there is a maid in green who is calling "He Concubine" next to her, strange, who is that He Concubine?
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"Seventh brother, the situation in Qingzhou is turbulent," Meng Ying was dressed in a blue power suit, tall as a bamboo, playing a steel fracture fan, persuading, "Although we had the upper hand in the two confrontations, the reason why the rebels were afraid was completely because they were afraid of the counterinsurgency behind us. But our army has not yet arrived, and if this continues, Qingzhou will become more and more dangerous day by day. No, we will rush back to the farm tonight, and after the second brother arrives with the army, it is not too late for us to come to Qingzhou City to find the field. ”
"Wait," Meng Xuan shook his head, "Wait two more days, I have a hunch that a few 'mines' we have laid will be detonated in these two days." He was dressed in a crisp dark blue narrow-sleeved Tang suit, and sat behind the case and looked at a few pieces of information.
Meng Ying looked at him quietly for a while, and finally couldn't help but break the news and said: "The carrier pigeon you received that day, I also intercepted it and looked at it once, it was written to you by Bai Yangbai, saying that Angelica will come to Qingzhou City to look for you, so that you can wait with peace of mind, don't run around, right?" You won't be stranded in Qingzhou for this and put yourself in danger, right? ”
Meng Xuan frowned lightly when he heard this, did not nod or deny, but carefully looked at the distribution and movement information of Qingzhou's forces rolled in each bamboo slip, the paper rustled under his hands, and time slowly flowed between the light and shadow of the window lattice.
Meng Ying knew that it was useless to speak ill of He Angelica to him, so he persuaded him from the other side: "Maybe this is a plan, the white dove that delivered the letter is usually visible in the city, and Bai Yangbai's letterhead has been soaked in rain, and the font has been spent, and anyone can imitate it." In my opinion, this is most likely a trap, a trap set up by a traitor or a clever figure in a third party in order to drag you in Qingzhou. ”
Regardless of whether his analysis is reasonable or not, he is using a possibility of speculation, as ironclad evidence, in fact, he also feels that he is guessing nonsense, but Qingzhou is really not suitable for staying anymore, take a step back, even if He Angelica's people are really in the city, they will come to meet soon, Brother Xuan can't stay any longer, because his true identity has been debunked by the traitors, and the traitors may take action at any time. It is better to sacrifice a He Angelica than to sacrifice Brother Xuan, the commander of the three armies.
Meng Xuan's face was not shocked, I don't know if he didn't understand the meaning of Meng Ying's words, or quietly looked at his bamboo slips, as if waiting for some happy event or good time to come.
But what exactly was he waiting for? Meng Ying, who prides herself on knowing her brother very well, can't understand it at all, why does Meng Xuan seem so confident? Where does his confidence come from? Thinking of what happened in the past few days, a ridiculous conjecture popped up in Meng Ying's heart.