043. The mermaid of the future
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Eyeballs with sparkling starlight effects...... How could such a thing appear in the real world! It's not scientific!
"Nani Kao....Oni....Sauce Da Do?!"
Ye Ziyun once saw a news in his previous life, saying that there was a sad otaku on the island of anime, and when he went to the supermarket to buy something, he had to go directly to see their Amaterasu because of a certain cute LOLI's sentence "Ernie sauce".
For a long time, this matter has been widely sung in the mansion circle of the Great Heavenly Empire. Although many people talk about their envy, jealousy and hatred on the Internet, in fact, everyone just regards this matter as an after-dinner conversation.
However, when Ye Ziyun personally tried the taste of being called "Ernie sauce" by a cute little girl. I finally realized that words such as rapid heartbeat and blood swelling were not enough to express my current situation! The heartbeat is just accelerating! It's almost stopped jumping because of overload! Bloody? It's about to burst blood vessels, right?!
[Ding!] Warn! If the host's mood fluctuates violently, please pay attention to controlling your emotions. ]
Going to die, going to die, going to die! Calm down! If you continue like this, you will really lose your life! Didn't you see that even the system issued a warning?!
"Hiss~~Ha~~! Hiss~~Ha~~! ”
Ye Ziyun hurriedly took a deep breath, the system warned or something, the last time I encountered this situation was when I flew unprotected four years ago, right? REALLY, MOE LOLI'S COQUETTISH "ERNIE SAUCE" IS SIMPLY A KILLER IN THE INDUSTRY! I can't imagine that even I, a person who has been forced to quit animation for a few years, has this situation.,If it's another house, then you can't go directly to the west?
"Uh-huh! Apprentice pinch... Apprentice... Huh? Apprentice? Little sister, what do you want to learn from me? ”
Although his emotions had calmed down somewhat, the power of the attack just now was still too great, so Ye Ziyun still didn't seem very sharp when he spoke.
"Ernie-chan, your expression is so scary~~!"
The little girl blinked her eyes wide, put her hands into fists under her lips, and posed as "I'm so afraid".
"Poof!"
Ye Ziyun seemed to hear the sound of an arrow in his knee, little girl, you are really a god now! Is it greasy, is it made of silver at home?
"Huh? Ernie sauce, you're fine, right? I'll count to three, and if you don't say anything, I'll let you agree, right? Three! Yes! Then Master, teach me the one I just saw! ”
The little girl took care of herself and labeled the relationship between the two as "master and apprentice", and then changed the tone of the title, and the original coquettish and cute soft words became a dictatorial tone.
"More sacks! I said, little girl, isn't that right? I don't know how to do it, I still think you are my master! As the saying goes, if you are a teacher for one day and a father for life, can't you respect me a little? Besides, I don't even know your name! ”
Ye Ziyun didn't reject the little girl's self-assertion, isn't it very common to have ten or eight beautiful apprentices as a traverser...... Well, ten or eight seems like a bit too much... Well......
But! Even though this apprentice was sent to the door by herself, as Ye Ziyun's founding disciple, Ye Ziyun still decided to maintain her dignity as a teacher in front of her. What the? You say that the sailor of the shallow onion city is Yongzang-kun? Is that just here to pay the money and ask questions? How can you be considered an apprentice!
"Master, do you want me to respect you like my father? Well... Well, although I'm not very reluctant. ”
The little girl reluctantly walked up to Ye Ziyun, and then raised her right foot and kicked Ye Ziyun's vital point.
"Whew~!"
Ye Ziyun's wail was not painful, but frightened! At the moment when the little girl raised her legs, Ye Ziyun had already noticed that something was wrong, so she quickly set up a space barrier in front of her.
Peaty, how can the current bear child paper be like this! The two ones in Zhenxin Town before were so neat, I didn't expect that when I came to Hualan City, I actually let myself meet a more fierce one?! The two punches and kicks before were just just greeting to the face at most, and the girl in front of her was actually a move [Super Kill: Breaking the Child and Kicking]?!
Ye Ziyun kept thinking back to what she had said before, remembering that she should let her respect herself like she respected her father! Could it be that the current child paper also greets his father like this at home? This world realm is too dangerous!
"I'm sorry, Master, if I were to see my father, I would definitely come to see that! He actually left us behind and went out with his mother to travel around the world! It's just too much! I will never forgive him! ”
The little girl looked very excited.
Did it turn out that the parents were away from home? It looks like it's been a long time. No wonder this kid's actions are so much, it turns out that there is a reason for it!
"Hmmm! Well, I see. What's your name? I can't always call you little girl, can I? ”
Ye Ziyun heard the honorific "adult" from the little girl's address to her father, and this kind of address generally does not appear in civilian families. From this point, it can be seen that no matter how much the alliance has suppressed those wealthy families in the past few years, those things that have been inherited in the family etiquette cannot be changed. No matter how declining a family is, their daily behavior always reveals something completely different from ordinary people.
This is the so-called heritage.
"Hmmm! Report to Master, my name is Xiaoxia, I am 5 years old this year, and I will be 6 years old in a few days! ”
Ye Ziyun was guessing the identity of his apprentice in his heart, but when he heard the apprentice's self-introduction, Ye Ziyun was stunned.
Do you want to do this! Although I want to come to Hualan City and brush Xiaoxia's favorability by the way if I have time, but this has also developed too fast, right?! Could it be that I have something like "drama ** attracts halo" on my body? ! And what was that? It seems that not only the male protagonist and the second male protagonist are bear child paper, but even the female protagonist who runs through the first and second two generations in the original book is also an out-and-out bear child paper! Who taught that trick to flirt with legs?! It's too bad and too lacking in morality!
Ye Ziyun would never believe that a 5-year-old girl could study such a move by herself, and she is not a traverser!
"Master?"
Xiaoxia was stunned when she saw that her master was stunned directly after hearing her answer, so she had to remind her loudly.
"Huh? Oh! Xiaoxia! Well! I got it. Master, my name is Ziyun, and although this is a pseudonym, you can just use this name when you introduce me to others. ”
Ye Ziyun's answer made Xiaoxia dumbfounded, how could anyone use a fake name when introducing herself?! Even if you want to use it, you shouldn't just tell someone about it, right?!
Xiaoxia is starting to regret it a little now, her master doesn't seem to be very reliable.
"Then Master......"
"Wait a minute! Something's on the hook, let me catch it first! ”
Xiaoxia was about to let her master say her real name, but was interrupted before she could speak.
Ye Ziyun raised the fishing rod and erected it, this time the hooked guy seemed to be very large, and the fishing rod was directly bent into an incredible arc. According to this arc, other high-tech fishing rods have long been broken, but due to the particularity of this fishing rod in Ye Ziyun's hand, as long as the energy he instilled can stand it, as long as the fishing line made of the silk spit out with a thread ball is not broken, as long as the elf on the opposite side is not unhooked, as long as the above three situations do not occur, then Ye Ziyun can definitely catch the other party!
Xiaoxia watched Ye Ziyun on the side with a focused face, constantly reeling or releasing the line, she never thought that fishing could be like this!
In Xiaoxia's cognition, fishing is to throw bait into the water and then stare at the float on the side. When the float sinks into the water, the angler can lift the rod.
It never occurred to her that fishing could also be a drain on people's strength. She never thought that fishing could make people's blood boil!
Looking at the focused expression of the master he had just recognized, the tense muscles on his body, and the dazzling operation carried out while holding the fishing rod in his hand!
At this moment, Xiaoxia felt that Light had asked her master to teach her how to use the bait to float in the water...... It doesn't seem like enough! Looking at the scene in front of her, Xiaoxia had the urge to immediately snatch the fishing rod from her master so that she could go into battle in person!
In fact, Xiaoxia was wrong, if Ye Ziyun hadn't been overturned after throwing out the bait and forgot to close the line, this would definitely not happen now. It is important to know that the longer the line is placed, the farther away from the elf bite, the more tiring it will be when the line is reeled, and the longer it will take.
Gradually, as the night clouds retracted, a white line of water splashes began to appear on the sea in the distance. It was a splash caused by the elve's swimming, and a yellow^ figure loomed in the splash.
Closer, closer!
Then, what appeared in Ye Ziyun's eyes was actually a duck?!
Can you imagine Ye Ziyun's mood at the moment?! The feeling of heaviness just now was even better than the previous time I caught a tyrannosaurus in the waters of the Vortex Islands. You must know that the tyrannosaurus at that time was a prime-aged individual with a quality of S! Now you're telling me that this duck in front of me is actually heavier than a tyrannosaurus?! How is this possible! This is not scientific!
But soon, Ye Ziyun figured out the reason.
I saw that the eyes of the duck were glowing blue at this time, and this duck was actually wrestling with Yeziyun with his telekinesis! If it weren't for the fact that the sky is starting to get dark now, this phenomenon that occurs when using super skills would definitely not be so easy to detect.
"Hey, hey! I'm talking about the duck over there! Master, I'm here to fish! You're in the water right now! Don't you think it's too much to use your mind to tug of war with me at this time! You're cheating, are you cheating! ”
Ye Ziyun saw this situation and exploded directly.
"Goow! Quack Quack ~ Ancient Wow! ”
Da Ya heard Ye Ziyun's accusation and fought back not to be outdone.
"Nani?! You said you have the ability to come, too? Why didn't you say let me bite the hook and let you hold the fishing rod?! ”
"Goow! Rattle! ”
In this way, Ye Ziyun and Da Da Duck quarreled one by one.
Xiaoxia was dumbfounded when she looked at it on the side, someone actually quarreled with a wild elf? Make no mistake! Or is it because I'm too uninformed? Is this kind of thing actually very common on the outside?