Chapter 16: Jun Yao's big wedding, marrying into King Xuan's mansion!
In the saffron sedan chair, Xuan Junyao was dressed in a wedding dress embroidered with gold thread and inlaid with beads and silver, which made her whole person a little dazzling.
"Pervert, see if I don't kill you!" The angry voice was drowned out by the sound of joyful suona.
The people outside didn't know the "bold words" of the people in the sedan chair at all, and when they arrived at the place, the sedan chair was slowly put down, and Xuan Junyao was a little nervous, isn't this a major event in a woman's life? "Phew!" Someone immediately reacted, "It's just a nominal couple!" ”
The steps under her feet suddenly became relaxed, and the worship hall was completed in one go under the guidance of Xi Po, and the voice of the master of ceremonies was as wonderful as fairy music in her ears at this moment, and Xuan Junyao strode away with the support of Xi Niang.
In the cave room, Xuan Junyao's stomach screamed twice, and she tore off the red skull, and the happy lady was shocked, "Princess, I can't help it, this skull must be picked up by the prince, so that it can be a satisfactory color!" ”
"Where are so many exquisite! I can't breathe when I'm covered! After Xuan Junyao finished speaking, he walked to the table and devoured it.
Xi Niang has never seen her like this, seeing that a plate is about to bottom, Xi Niang hurriedly said: "Princess, come back and sit down quickly when you are full!" Don't let people laugh at it! ”
"Who dares to laugh at me!" Xuan Junyao's eyes showed a fierce light, and she was startled, "Besides, if you don't say it, I won't say it, who can know?" ”
"Aren't there other palace maids here?" Xi Niang's words made the palace maid tremble.
Xu realized that he was too unladylike, Xuan Junyao compromised: "Okay, you go and see when he comes, I promise, I won't eat this plate after eating!" "Xi Niang's face twitched, finished eating? Who made the emperor's favorite princess at the time, but I have never seen her so impolite.
"After the princess finishes eating, let the slaves and maids make up your makeup, and the old slave will go to see the prince! Hopefully he'll be back soon! "Otherwise, if you make any more moths, I don't want to take this happy money.
Xuan Junyao nodded slightly, and the bride left. "Tops? Ha ha! Someone in a depressed mood smiled triumphantly.
Hand over the wishful rod, said auspicious words, was rewarded with silver, and the bride smiled and sent everyone to withdraw with her to receive the reward.
Long Xiao took the weighing rod and looked at the person sitting next to the bed, the red wedding dress was tight on the incomparably strong body, and the hijab was crookedly covered, today's princess actually made him feel a sense of docility and calmness.
No, this must be an illusion, the hand holding the scale pole was a little nervous, Xuan Junyao scolded angrily in his heart, "I'll wipe it, can you lift it?" ”
In the end, she thought of a way, and immediately started singing! "Lift your hijab, let me see your face, your face is red and round, like the apple swing......"
Long Xiao was startled, took a step back, and knew that she was not good at her generation. Someone's singing began to grit his teeth word by word, inhale, what should come is always coming, Ruyi pole picked, and the red hijab fluttered down.
Long Xiao, who had already been mentally prepared, was still frightened and took two steps back. The face covered with white powder, the aroma is pungent, the eyes are hooked into fox eyes, high and high, two pieces of red rouge are painted all over the cheeks, and the blood basin is coated with red and glamorous lipstick, competing with the big red wedding dress, which looks terrifying and abnormal.
Especially when she laughed, it was terrifying, the puff on her face fell down, she stood up and walked towards him, the gold and silver beads on her head trembled from side to side as she swayed with her steps, like a poisonous snake with teeth and claws.
"You...... What are you doing? Long Xiao asked in surprise.
Someone snorted and said, "Of course we have to do what we have to do!" Hearing this, the dragon roared and shuddered.
"Here, let me see where to start!" A bright sharp knife stood in her hand, and Long Xiao trembled slightly, "Are you trying to murder your husband?" ”
"Nonsense!" Xuan Junyao frowned, "Husband? Don't disgust me! ”
"If you kill me now, you will be sacrificed to the river tomorrow, and even the emperor will not be able to save you!" A word woke up the person in the dream, Xuan Junyao trembled slightly, forgetting about it, "Then gouge out your eyes first!" ”
"Then others will say that you don't know Kefu, and you will be thrown into the river!" Long Xiao said.
"I'll wipe it, this won't work, that won't work, are you blinding me?" Xuan Junyao shook the sword peak.
"You think to yourself, if your face is damaged, and all the civil and military officials see it, won't they take your handle and say that you are cruel and rude, and your heart is like a snake and scorpion!" Long Xiao analyzed seriously, and Xuan Junyao was slightly stunned.
"Fuck you, even if I have domestic violence, what do I do to them, I just need to guarantee that you don't die today!" Xuan Junyao pounced on him, Long Xiao dodged away, pounced again, dodged again! In the flash, Xuan Junyao was already panting like a cow.
Pointing at Long Xiao's nose, he trembled and scolded: "You have a kind, the coming days will be long, see if the old lady doesn't kill you!" ”
"Princess, you rest first, I'll go to work first!" Long Xiao found an excuse to leave quickly, lest she start a new round of attacks, Xuan Junyao just glared at him and didn't say anything, she had to take care of her spirits first and fight again tomorrow!
As soon as Long Xiao went out, he smiled evilly at Xia Shiming's face, and whispered, "Go to the study!" ”
As soon as the door closed, it seemed that the Xuanwang Mansion had returned to its former calm, "Xiao, I have never seen you so embarrassed!" Xia Shiming said with a smile.
Long Xiao sighed, "I'm afraid that you will often see it in the future, how can you say that this mortal woman is so barbaric and untamed!" ”
"It's easy to tame a woman!" Xia Shiming sold Guanzi, and sure enough, Long Xiao quickly asked, "What tricks do you have?" ”
"Love! As long as she falls in love with you, I'm sure she won't want to hunt you down and disfigure you anymore! Long Xiao's mouth opened in shock, "You mean, I take the initiative?" ”
Xia Shiming nodded, "Judging from the current situation, it can only be your Dragon King who puts down the shelf, otherwise the princess will not give up!" Howling, for the sake of Dragon Ball......"
The faces of the two of them were full of bitterness, what a sin this has been done!
As soon as the decision was made, Long Xiao began to act.
In the morning, Xuan Junyao was still meeting Zhou Gong in his sleep, and when he was sleeping sweetly, a familiar taste sat on the tip of his nose. She immediately opened her eyes and met Long Xiao's burning face, "Wake up, let's go eat!" ”
Although Xuan Junyao was confused, he didn't forget his roots, sat up and raised his hand, and went to slap that handsome face, "Dangling in front of my eyes early in the morning, looking for death!" ”
Long Xiao easily dodged, and he didn't get angry, he turned around and offered a glass of water, and his attitude was pious so that Xuan Junyao thought he was still in a dream, and pinched his arm hard, "It hurts!" She pushed away the hand holding the glass with one hand, "Smack!" The cup shattered.
"Don't use your cheeks, deliberately flattering and seducing, the old lady doesn't eat this!"
"And which set do you eat?" Long Xiao asked angrily.
"The old lady likes ......" Xuan Junyao looked forward to the future, and immediately reacted, "What's the matter with you!" She squatted down to pick up the ceramic shards on the ground, "See if I don't scratch your face!" Yes! ......" but unexpectedly too excited, the fat ass hit the side of the bed, a dog eating shit and pounced on the ground, the image is almost irrelevant, the key is that the ceramic fragments are all pierced into her flesh.
"What's wrong with you?" Long Xiao frowned, and Xuan Junyao was furious, "You are blind, call the doctor!" With a gasp, Xuan Junyao moved slowly, and the fiery red eyes on the white coat were very dazzling.
Long Xiao helped her up and yelled at the maid waiting outside, "Hurry up and ask for a doctor!" ”
The old doctor shook his head, and the old god said: "It's not a big deal, here is the best gold sore medicine, change it once a day, remember not to touch the water, and don't have sex first!" ”
"Impossible!" The two spoke in unison, the doctor left without a smile, Xuan Junyao's already thick legs were wrapped in a thick white cloth by the doctor at the moment, looking bloated and abnormal, mummy? She began to grind her teeth, her eyes staring at Long Xiao as if she wanted to eat his bones.